I'm really immortal

Ma Benwei opened his mouth to curse, and Liu Changan slapped him with a slap in the face, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Thank you for the rocket sent by my friend Long Wei, Split the Sky, Hengkong, Bashan, and I will perform a chain link for everyone fall."

As soon as Liu Chang'an said that, Ma Benwei fell to the ground over his shoulder. Before Ma Benwei's screams were over, he fell over and over again, turning around on the platform.

"Amazing!"

"Brother, you have really practiced!"

"Ma Benwei won't be thrown to death by you, will he?"

"No way, this must be the effect of the show. Last time, someone performed a performance of stewing themselves in an iron pot!"

"Continue, continue! Everyone's presents are collected, they are entering the team, and the badges are hung up! Brush it up for Brother Ma!"

Liu Changan looked at the live broadcast room, and said to Ma Benwei: "Oh... I really didn't expect that I received the rocket in the first live broadcast. Look, you are so popular now, and your popularity has increased a lot."

Ma Benwei was furious, and he didn't know why. Liu Changan fell over his shoulder one by one. Although he was in pain all over, he felt that his body could bear it. At this moment, he just wanted to kill Liu Changan, but he screwed him like a chicken. So, I even used monkeys to steal peaches, but this person is still indifferent!

"Have you reasoned with me now?" Liu Changan asked.

"speak……"

"You must be talking about your order." Liu Chang'an slapped Ma Benwei, stopping Ma Benwei from speaking.

"Next, I will perform a big windmill for everyone." Liu Changan continued the live broadcast, "Do you want to know what the content is? Let's brush up a wave of gifts first."

Ma Benwei didn't know what a big windmill was, but he hoped that he would not receive a gift like never before, so he quickly shouted: "Don't... you guys call the police..."

But no one took what Ma Benwei said seriously. He was thrown over his shoulder just now, and now he can still yell in anger. There is no blood on his face, but his hair is a bit messy. What can happen?

Seeing that he had received a lot of presents, Liu Changan twisted Ma Benwei's legs and swung them up. The wheel whirled and spun, tiptoeing around in circles, and sang, "Big windmill, huh, huh, here's The scenery is so beautiful..."

Ma Benwei was dizzy and frightened when he was dumped, he was afraid that Liu Changan's mistake would kill him, and he was even more shocked and angry, why did he encounter such a monster?In some acrobatics and sports events, it is common to throw a windmill with a partner like this, but it is basically a male partner throwing a female partner. I am a big man who weighs hundreds of pounds. Where does Liu Changan have such monster-like strength?

Liu Changan didn't turn around for too long, and put Ma Benwei down. Ma Benwei was dizzy, staggered and fell to the ground. He couldn't stand up anymore. He only felt his viscera tumbling, and suddenly he vomited up.

"Hi everyone, this is the end of today's live broadcast. The effect of the program is designed by professionals. Please don't imitate it lightly. Finally, if everyone is satisfied with watching it, you can buy another wave of gifts. You can't let sex be indulged, and you can't stay angry. Don’t talk aggressively, don’t drink too much. Everyone should remember to be reasonable in daily life in the future, and everything is done in moderation.” After Liu Changan finished speaking, he turned off the live broadcast, worried that Ma Benwei’s mobile phone would be easily lost on the front of the car, and pulled down the car Put the phone in the window.

Ma Benwei vomited, beer and crayfish.

"You're still driving after drinking." Liu Changan shook his head, really lacking in public morals, "Shall I help you find a substitute driver?"

"You..." Ma Benwei originally wanted to tell him to get out, but couldn't utter a word, and vomited again.

Liu Changan was walking down the mountain, when the phone rang, only to find that there were several missed calls, all of which were from An Nuan, and there were also messages from her.

Chapter 44 Confession

Liu Changan came to the foot of Lushan Mountain. According to An Nuanfa's positioning, it was already an hour later when he found the milk tea shop named "Check it out".

The walls are plastered on uneven bricks, wooden tables and chairs are scattered in twos and threes, and plastic arabesques are hung from the ceiling. In the corner are students from nearby colleges who use laptops to catch up on homework or papers. There is nothing special about this milk tea shop.

Except for the special Annuan.

When he was in the first year of high school, Liu Changan, who lived with a new identity, had some adaptation and adjustment period in his body as usual. He fell down the stairs, and everyone said that he had lost his mind when he saw Bai Hui, but at that time he helped him up. It was An Nuan who opened his eyes in a daze, and the flustered pupils on the beautiful face of a 16-year-old girl were staring at him.

Thousands of years of wind and snow, walking in the world, still in a trance is the heart of a teenager.

For Liu Changan, everyone from the beginning of memory is nothing special. They are just lives born of the natural laws of the world, including himself. However, these lives entered Liu Changan's life in the era when they were born. , there is always someone who is special at the time.

An Nuan was drinking orange juice, and there was also a glass of orange juice on the seat opposite her. The rim of the glass was covered with drops of water, and the ice cubes inside had already melted. It must taste a bit watery.

Sitting next to An Nuan is her best friend Han Zhizhi, the daughter of Professor Ling who lives across from An Nuan's house.

When she was freshman in high school, Han Zhizhi came to the attached high school to play with An Nuan. Han Zhizhi was in another high school, whose fame and strength were comparable to the attached high school.

"Let me just say, it takes half an hour for others to come down from Lushan Mountain, but it takes him an hour." An Nuan chatted as usual.

"But when he rushed over from home, he was not slow at all." Han Zhizhi's tone was ambiguous.

Han Zhizhi doesn't have An Nuan's appearance and figure, but she is also very cute... Basically, Liu Changan will use the word "cute" to describe women from newborn to soon-to-be buried.

Liu Changan sat down and drank orange juice.

"You can catch the moon in the nine heavens, and you can catch turtles in the five oceans. It's him, he's amazing." An Nuan said to Han Zhizhi.

Han Zhizhi immediately revealed an expression of admiration: "The punching of Nanshan Nursing Home and the kicking of Beihai Kindergarten are also his heroic deeds."

An Nuan is actually not in the mood to play lip service anymore. It is impossible to say that she is not moved. Liu Changan is always calm and calm, and doesn't care about anything, but when she encounters something, she never says anything else , Such... friend, An Nuan is a little bit reconciled to him doing these things from the standpoint of a friend.

The most important thing is that if he does this, he might get into trouble. As a friend, if he gets into trouble, of course he will feel uneasy.

Liu Changan was drinking orange juice enjoying life as usual, An Nuan snatched his cup, took out the straw and put it into his own cup, and handed his own to Liu Changan.

After all, Han Zhizhi was here, so An Nuan would be a little embarrassed to drink directly without changing the straw.

"Didn't I tell you not to come?" An Nuan stared at Liu Chang'an reproachfully. Although she tried her best to look angry, she couldn't help the softness in her tone and eyes.

"JIO board itches." Liu Chang'an said in the county dialect.

Han Zhizhi burst out laughing, fingering the hair on one side of her cheek.

An Nuan couldn't bear it any longer, she walked around and hugged Liu Chang'an, shaking for a while, liking and hating at the same time, angrily said: "I hate you! You still broadcast live! Zhizhi died laughing!"

"My orange juice." Liu Changan put his hand on An Nuan's face and pushed her away, "Be quiet, someone else is doing their homework."

The girl using the computer in the corner turned her eyes back to her computer screen. There are some things that can’t be helped. The reality that must be faced is that if the girl’s face is more normal, she must grab more for herself Who wouldn't want to act coquettishly and get angry like that tall beautiful girl?It's just that men still look at faces.

"I confess, I betrayed you. Originally, I just wanted to see if Ma Shilong was still squatting outside during the live broadcast. I didn't expect to see you. I think you can enter the live broadcast world. Ma Shilong's Weibo and Nuannuan My Weibo is full of comments and messages related to what happened tonight." Han Zhizhi gave An Nuan a blank look, can you be more reserved?You two are not together yet, so you give someone else dog food.

"Hitting people live?" An Nuan sat back in her seat and said to Liu Chang'an, "You are not allowed to listen to her ideas."

"He forced me." Liu Chang'an thought so, "I wanted to reason with him, but he refused and insisted on letting me beat him."

"I don't think he'll just let it go." An Nuan said worriedly, "If he can squat on me, he can squat on you."

"As long as I don't squat you." Liu Changan said indifferently.

"Then I'd rather he keep guarding the school and outside the community, since he has no other choice anyway." An Nuan shook her head.

Han Zhizhi looked at An Nuan very puzzled, why did she pull herself over to abuse a girl who is as delicate as a flower bone flower who doesn't know the sweetness of love and has infinite longing for it?

An Nuan looked at Han Zhizhi's eyes, blushed slightly, and winked at her.

Han Zhizhi was very angry. He fed her a lot of dog food just now, and now he dislikes her for being a light bulb?Han Zhizhi took the bag and stood up, and gave An Nuan another white look, this one has the opposite sex and has no humanity.

"Why did she leave?" Liu Changan's attention was diverted, Han Zhizhi's back was quite pretty, and her figure was not bad, but she was not as tall and beautiful as An Nuan.

"Be serious." An Nuan said seriously.

"In fact, it doesn't matter. It's a holiday these days. He can stop me after school starts. Based on today's experience, he will bring at least five people here, and making trouble at the entrance of the attached middle school can't make trouble in any office, so his The method is probably to follow me to a place where it is easy to handle things, and then I will clean up them all." Liu Changan hesitated, "I promise, next time I won't live broadcast beating people."

"You think you are invincible in the world, and hit five more!" Liu Changan became more and more worried when he talked about An Nuan. As for his little thought of trying to live broadcast, An Nuan didn't bother to argue with him. Fortunately, he still knew how to do that to her again. will be angry.

"I wasn't that good before, but now I'm really good." Liu Changan said objectively.

"But you..."

What An Nuan wanted to say, Liu Changan had already walked out of the milk tea shop.

"I'm not finished yet!"

"It's long-winded, I don't want to hear it anymore."

An Nuan caught up with Liu Chang'an at the gate of Juyuan Community, ran to him, grabbed his arm and put it on his shoulder, trying to throw him over the shoulder.

But today Liu Changan didn't cooperate with her anymore, An Nuan gritted her teeth and tried hard, but there was nothing she could do, and finally she could only let him go out of breath.

"Have you practiced the Qinwei alchemy I gave you?" Liu Changan diverted her attention.

"what?"

"Three points of water add the word Qin, and three points of water add the word You. The names of the two rivers, and the confluence of the two rivers, imply the harmony of yin and yang, and the smooth passage of water, so it is called Qinwei Fangshu." Liu Changan explained: "Shiyun : Qin and Wei, Fang Huanxi. Scholar and female, Fang Binglan. The female said to watch? It is peony. In ancient times, people used bluegrass and peony as a symbol of love and beauty. Now I present you with Qinwei formula, and I wish you a harvest of love."

An Nuan stood there in a daze, although she was already used to Liu Changan's messy brain circuit, but she never thought that...he used a breast enlargement massage technique to express his love to her?

What Liu Changan did is difficult to understand according to the logic of ordinary people's thinking. If ordinary people confess their love to a girl like An Nuan, they have to express implicitly, "If your breasts are bigger, I like you. I will help you figure out a solution", this is absolutely impossible, it is impossible for anyone with a normal IQ to do this, but Liu Changan is not necessarily so.

Of course, An Nuan is familiar with such a famous love poem through the ages, but after thinking about it, she suddenly realizes that this bastard Liu Changan must mean that only those with big breasts are eligible to fall in love.

"Liu Changan!"

An Nuan was about to be pissed off by him, hugged his waist and tried to throw him into the flower bed next to him.

"Pay attention to your image, this is near your neighborhood, they are all acquaintances!"

Liu Chang'an reminded helplessly, why does the little girl's family always want to fight when they disagree with each other?Don't you understand what I mean? The man in the poem has already been to the Qinwei River, but the woman invites him and agrees to go again. It shows that the most important thing is to have a good relationship between a man and a woman, and other factors don't matter.

Liu Changan and An Nuan have a very good relationship. This technique of Qin Wei is the same as that of Lancao Shaoyao. It is just a symbol of love, but it is not the reason for the beginning of love... It is because the two of them saw each other first that they gave Lancao Shaoyao as a gift. It was precisely because he saw the right way that he gave Qin Wei alchemy as a gift. If he hadn't seen the right way, how could he care about whether other people's breasts are big or not, and whether they need breast enlargement?

Why can't she understand such a simple logic?Thinking of this, Liu Changan finally pushed him down by the edge of the flower bed and sat down.

And do as she pleases.

Chapter 45 Leisure

Liu Changan kept holding the glass of orange juice he took out from the milk tea shop, and when it was pushed down, he didn't waste it and overturned it. Seeing him walking back slowly with the glass of orange juice in his hand, An Nuan was both happy and worried.

The reason for being happy is very simple. Liu Changan went to fight for her. In fact, girls like boys who can punch themselves. Girls don't think long term.

It's just that some girls will encourage their boyfriends to fight, and some girls are relieved that their boyfriends will throw punches for themselves, and they are more worried about his safety.

After all, this matter was caused by herself, An Nuan didn't really think it was Liu Chang'an's fault, he still doesn't care about everything, what should I do when Ma Benwei really brings someone to him?

A rustling sound came from behind, An Nuan turned around, startled, saw Liu Yuewang frowning, squeezed out from a hedge, staggered to An Nuan's side, twisted Hold An Nuan's ears: "Everything I said to you has fallen into deaf ears, right?"

"Mom... when did you squat there?" An Nuan's ears hurt, and she quickly grabbed her arm.

"Hmph... When I came back from class, I saw Zhizhi hiding outside the milk tea shop and peeking furtively. After she left, I took a few glances openly and found the situation." Liu Yuewang twisted An Nuan's ears turned back, "Tell me, I didn't hear what you were talking about just now... Such a big mosquito bit my neck..."

"You actually peeked..."

"I care about you, that's aboveboard..."

"I think you should hurry back and apply toilet water on your neck. What will others think when you leave a red mark on your neck?"

Liu Yuewang was reminded by An Nuan, let go of her ears, touched her neck and went home first, while greeting An Nuan: "Come back and explain clearly to me!"

After taking two steps, Liu Yuewang stopped and looked at An Nuan sternly, "How do you know that leaving a red mark will make others think?"

An Nuan was helpless, "I'm not a three-year-old child, don't I understand anything? This is commonly known as planting strawberries, and you will get it just by kissing your neck hard."

"Young age..."

"Young age?"

"..."

Liu Yuewang's cheeks were flushed, only slightly lighter than the color of her lips.

……

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Liu Chang'an finished his orange juice at the bridge head, and jumped off the Jiangzhou below at the highest point in the middle of the bridge. He landed on the ground with no feeling on the soles of his feet at only 30 meters.

An old man with white hair sitting in a wheelchair stared blankly at Liu Changan, and then looked at the top of his head.

"I jumped from the top." Liu Chang'an gave him an affirmative answer, lest he think that he was old and dizzy, and would suffer more sorrow.

Baolong Center is better, Liu Changan looked up and looked into the distance, but he will not do this thing again in a short time, all the way facing the river wind, walking on the landscape avenue, the water waves beat the shore, with a low rhythm Feeling calm, Liu Changan came to the statue of the great man at the southern end of Jiangzhou, looked at the tall statue with a base of 3500 square meters and composed of 8000 pieces of granite, and pushed it hard.

Didn't move.

"What are you doing?" The administrator has seen some people come to burn incense, some people want to buckle granite rocks, some people come to ask for children and marriage, and some people come to climb... This is the first time I saw people pushing hard there.

It could be a neurosis.

"I'll try to see how strong I am."

Sure enough, it was neurosis.

Liu Changan clapped his hands, and didn't feel any setbacks. The manpower is sometimes poor, which shows the current situation.

By the end of October, the oranges on Jiangzhou were ripe one by one. Liu Changan walked through the orange grove and sat on the square in front of the statue, quietly.

In the autumn of flowers and nights in Xiaoxiang, the beautiful scenery of Juzhou is like a painting on the screen.

In the blue smoke, under the bright moon, the small boat is beginning to die.

Water is the village, Pengzuo cooperates, and fish soup, rice and rice are common meals.

The scenic spot was closed at night, and Liu Changan left with the tourists, went to the bridge, walked along the busy street, and bought a pot of green plum wine at the entrance of Taiping Street, which was a bit sour and tasted jerky.

After leaving Taiping Street, it is the famous bar street in Junsha. In the early years, there were many fish with white bellies on the street, but the smell of drunkenness was unsavory.