I'm really immortal

"I'm very angry, I'm going to play with Tan Tandongdong." Zhu Juntang stood up filled with righteous indignation, and walked out the door. This is the so-called "walking away with nothing", when ordinary people show such an aura, will not be blocked.

Liu Changan pulled her back and pressed her on the chair.

Zhu Juntang found that his wit was useless in front of Liu Chang'an, and flipped through the "Book of Songs" depressedly.

"I won't talk too much today. You can finish the get out of class after copying this piece of "Guan Ju" ten times. The homework after class is to recite it. I also recite this one proficiently. I will check it next time in class." Liu Changan Knowing that educating Zhu Juntang will not be achieved overnight, he intends to proceed step by step.

"How can you memorize such a long poem?" Zhu Juntang threw away the book, and usually only learned a few lines of singing by himself, not to mention this kind of thing that I don't know how to get a little bit of interest to recite, "Zhou Dongdong memorized it Is it? I don't believe it."

"Zhou Dongdong will definitely not be able to memorize it." Liu Changan thought for a while and was sure of this, "But she is only a first-grade elementary school student. What is the concept of a first-grade elementary school student? Basically, it is similar to young cats, cats, dogs, and all kinds of bugs." The larva is almost the same, still in a state of ignorance and chaos."

Zhu Juntang frowned. It was impossible to use Zhou Dongdong as a shield, but he was not very worried. Anyway, he would check it next time in class, so let's talk about it then.

"You don't tell me the meaning of this poem, do you? Other teachers will talk about the translation and understanding of this poem." Zhu Juntang was not interested, but just found it strange that Liu Changan gave lectures and lectures in private schools in costume TV dramas. The simple and rude way of fooling people is just like the scenes in the past, and they are all copied and recited by people.

"Don't you already have your own understanding?"

"What?" Zhu Juntang was puzzled and angry. Sure enough, there was no problem with his understanding, but why did he still get shocked!

So she put on the croissant headgear, and headed towards Liu Changan, this old man who only knows how to abuse cute bleating for pleasure!

"I shocked you, not because of your self-righteous understanding. Just now, as long as you didn't say that it was me who peeked at other people's bath, and I forced others to comfort me, I can still bear it." Liu Changan's attitude in learning has always been very Tolerance, for example, when Zhou Dongdong recited "goose, goose, goose" in plastic Mandarin, Liu Chang'an would cheer her up and help her explain.

"Then is my understanding right or wrong?" Zhu Juntang raised her head and helped her hood. She is very confident in her understanding, but Liu Changan occupies an authoritative position in her heart after all. If he doesn't Agreeing with her point of view, Zhu Juntang will also be a little bit shaken.

"Many classic literary works often lead people to have different understandings. Because of bad brains, because they are leaders..." Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang, "Because of identity background, because of learning ability, because of age and era, etc. For various reasons, people often interpret the same literary work differently."

"For example, in "Guan Ju", many people interpret it as the love between men and women, but Shangguan Dandan will interpret it as the virtue of concubines, and you will understand it as someone peeping at the girl taking a bath. Personally speaking, follow your own If you have more learning progress and experience, knowledge reserves, etc., you will naturally have more understanding. Reading a hundred times is self-evident, that’s the reason.”

Zhu Juntang suddenly realized and let out a "baa".

"Growing a deeper understanding step by step by yourself is always more enlightening than the teacher's strict corrections. Literature is mainly about cultivating people's reading comprehension skills, expression skills, etc., other than that, it's more about entertainment. After all, literature does not have much ability to promote the progress of human technological civilization, and writing can do it.”

"You mean it's useless to engage in literature?" Zhu Juntang nodded in agreement, as if he never read those literary works, and it didn't affect his becoming a fairy at all.

"I didn't say that." Liu Chang'an shook his head. "Literature still depends on the creator and the content of expression. Some people see the darkness, and they are intoxicated in the darkness. They turn a blind eye to the light, but angrily accuse others of not being able to see the darkness. Some people see When there is light, bathe in the light, and let yourself emit light to dispel more darkness. Literary creation is often so clear."

"Are you going to talk about current affairs?"

"No, I'll talk about the core values ​​of socialism at most." Liu Changan smiled, "Actually, I thought of a way to make you an academician of the Academy of Sciences... the honorary one."

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously, he changed the subject abruptly, there must be a conspiracy.

"You first graduate from university, then get a Ph.D., operate it, and it can be done. Then you acquire a high-tech company... Oh, no need, Zhujia has it, this step can be omitted. Next, you have to show your face more and create a lot of topics , like Max."

"The highlight is that you invest in a new large-scale collider in our country, and you pay all the expenses. At this time, you will meet quite a few opportunities to make friends with people in the scientific and technological circles. The top physicists in the world will come and want to participate. "

"At the same time, they will also encounter many problems in work and life, and you will help them solve them. After the completion of the large collider, you may not know anything about high-energy physics, but you have become one of the most important people in the physics world. There are countless honors waiting for you, what are ten or eight honorary academicians?"

"Grandpa, why do you look like a stickler?" Zhu Juntang took out his mobile phone and searched for the keyword "large collider", then glared at Liu Changan, who really wasn't his own granddaughter, and casually killed her.

Liu Changan just chatted with her casually, seeing that she was not fooled, he was very pleased with her wit and growth.

Chapter 718 The Witty and Brave Child and the Stupid Dragon

Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang to copy "Guan Ju" ten times in the study before get out of class was over. To his surprise, Zhu Juntang didn't roll on the ground to resist without bleating, and just stayed in the study.

It's a bit strange, but can a mere lamb run out of the green grassland?

The breath of life condensed in Liu Changan's palm is incomparable even in a piece of grassland, so this metaphor is very vivid and there is no problem.

Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan didn't stay in the doll's house all the time, they ran downstairs to look for Zhu Juntang, but Zhongqing told them that Zhu Juntang was studying with Liu Chang'an, so after Zhou Dongdong sympathized with the fairy sister, he took Shangguan Dandan went to play other games.

When Liu Changan walked out of the study, she saw Zhou Dongdong wearing a toy airplane. She slipped through the hole in the middle of the toy airplane, like a majestic little airplane pilot, but the small airplane was a little too small, and the pilot was a little too big. Heavy, in such a situation, it is mostly impossible to fly.

If it barely takes off, it will also crash because the pilot is overweight.

Liu Chang'an didn't expect Zhu Juntang to have this kind of toy that was obviously prepared for young children, but he saw Shangguan Dandan sitting on a small wooden horse with four wheels... It seems that Zhu Juntang is here There are still a lot of low-age toys.

A rope was tied around the neck of the little wooden horse, and the other end of the rope was held in Zhou Dongdong's hand.

Shangguan looked at the little wooden horse dandan, a little worried that Liu Changan said she was naive, but he was unwilling to come down, so he muttered a few words that he didn't understand clearly as an explanation to Liu Changan.

Liu Chang'an's hearing is very good, and he also noticed that Shangguan Tandan spoke, but he didn't know what she said, and he didn't ask further. It is well known that many little old ladies have such problems, or it is a manifestation of senile diseases, and they often listen to They muttered unintelligible words in their mouths.

"I am a real small plane today." Zhou Dongdong said hastily when he saw Liu Changan.

"Oh, then you used to say that you were a small plane, and it was all fake? It turns out that you have always been just a fake small plane." Liu Changan suddenly realized the important point.

"I... I used to be the same!" Zhou Dongdong quickly defended, "It's just that today is a little more real than before, and they are all real small planes."

"If you were a real little airplane, you would definitely know how to recite poems." Liu Changan remembered that Zhu Juntang had said that Zhou Dongdong could not recite poems just now, and hoped that she would prove herself.

"Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky, deer water in Baimao Lake, clear waves with horizontal palm!" Zhou Dongdong immediately backtracked, proving that he was a real little plane.

Zhou Dongdong proved himself, throwing away the rope in his hand, holding the handle on the wing of the small plane with both hands and preparing to take off, but Liu Changan grabbed his clothes and failed to take off.

"Change to another one. You have memorized this poem for two years." Liu Chang'an asked not very satisfied. Whose kid showed off memorizing poems, didn't they blurt out "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", "Pipa Xing" and the like?The shorter ones can be read in less than one breath, such as "Sleepwalking Tianmu Yinliu Farewell" and "Will Enter the Wine".

Where's Zhou Dongdong?Holding a song "Ode to the Goose" from kindergarten to elementary school.

"Li Liyuan on the grass! The spring breeze blows and regenerates!" Zhou Dongdong immediately recited a poem with great momentum. She is not Zhou Dongdong from kindergarten. Of course, Zhou Dongdong, a primary school student, can recite at least two poems!

Liu Changan nodded, waiting for Zhou Dongdong.

It is very rare for Zhou Dongdong to recite poems in one sitting, just like when she recited "Eternal Goose" back then, at the beginning, she could only "goose, goose, song to the sky".

Zhou Dongdong felt that he had finished memorizing it, and was about to take off again with the wings of the plane, but found that Brother Chang'an was still holding him, preventing her from taking off.

Brother Chang'an probably didn't understand the poem he was memorizing, so Zhou Dongdong recited it twice more patiently: "Li Liyuan on the grass! The spring breeze blows and rebirth! Lili Yuan on the grass! The spring breeze blows and rebirth!"

"She's finished memorizing." Shangguan Dandan saw that Liu Changan still didn't understand, so he had to remind the moth.

Kindergarten and elementary school students generally only need to recite the first four episodes of Bai Juyi's "Grass · Fude Ancient Grassland", which is "Liliyuan grass, one year old and one dry, the wild fire is endless, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates".

Kindergarten and elementary school students are not required to recite the following "Yuanfang invades the ancient road, Qingcui picks up the deserted city, and then sends the king and grandson there, full of love".

It was originally cut in half, but now at Zhou Dongdong's place, there are only two sentences left?

"On the grass from Liliyuan, there are two sentences missing in the middle, and the spring breeze blows and it will be born again." Liu Changan reminded that it is impossible for the school teacher to only teach the beginning and the end of the sentence and leave out the middle.

"On the grass from Liliyuan, there are two sentences missing in the middle, and the spring breeze blows and rebirth!" Zhou Dongdong immediately memorized it, and recited it twice, "Liliyuan on the grass, there are two sentences missing in the middle, and the spring breeze blows and rebirth!"

"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed faintly, "Dongdong is so cute."

Liu Chang'an turned his head and stared at Shangguan Dandan. When educating children, if there is always someone watching jokes next to him, he will feel very humiliated. This is also one of the important reasons why many children are beaten.

Liu Changan taught Zhou Dongdong to recite the full text of the four sentences several times, and Zhou Dongdong finally remembered that the teacher seemed to teach the four sentences at school.

"Then why do I only remember two sentences?" Zhou Dongdong was puzzled.

"Because you're a stupid kid."

"Then why the last time we went shopping for clothes, our clothes were brave kids and stupid dragon suits?" Zhou Dongdong remembered clearly.

"That's a brave dragon and a stupid child suit!" Liu Changan said clearly every word, this child always tends to forget things that are not good for her or simply remember them as the opposite.

"Then when did you say you were going to have a witty and brave child with my mother last time?" Zhou Dongdong asked expectantly.

Shangguan Dandan's little hen-like laughter rang out again, but this time, Liu Changan covered his mouth as soon as it rang out.

"That's what you said! It's enough for your mother to have one stupid child like you, and she will probably be stupid if she has another one." Liu Changan also has no confidence in Zhou Shuling. The ability to give birth to a child like Zhou Dongdong, after all, comes from Maternal stupidity.

Zhou Dongdong was very disappointed. It turned out that Chang'an's brother and mother could not give birth to witty and brave children, but only stupid children. Fortunately, he was already a witty and brave child.

Liu Changan loosened his hand covering Shangguan Dantan's mouth, Shangguan Dantan glared at him, kicked his feet on the ground and rode a small wooden horse, and followed behind Zhou Dongdong who took off.

Liu Changan looked at the wet palms, and there were still a few teeth marks, and she actually bit him when he let go just now... No, she was able to bite out teeth marks on his skin, this little old lady is really a monster.

Chapter 719 Let's Tell the Reason

Zhongqing saw Liu Changan coming out of the study and sat down on the sofa in the viewing corridor, watching Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan who were playing around, Zhongqing brought a tea set and brewed a pot of local tea for Liu Changan. green tea.

There are a considerable number of middle-aged and elderly people who do not pursue any famous tea when drinking tea, but love the roughness of brewing local tea in large enamel cups when they were young.

The cup is thick and big, and there are traces of knocked paint and porcelain on the top, and there are circles of brown tea stains inside, which can't be cleaned, so I pick some tea from the tea pot and sprinkle it in, and I don't pay much attention to washing the tea. Just soak in boiling water and drink it after blowing on it... There are also many oral cancers.

Of course Zhongqing didn't have such dirty ones. The enamel cup she gave Liu Chang'an was also made in recent years, and there was a slogan "the most glorious working people" on it.

This green tea is indeed relatively rough. Grandma picked the tea leaves from a few tea trees in her own home in the country. After stir-frying, she casually rubbed them in the sun and dried them. She gave some to Zhongqing.

Zhongqing usually likes to drink this kind of tea, and has never given it to Zhu Juntang, but seeing Liu Changan, he thinks it is good to entertain Liu Changan.

"Smell." Liu Changan took a sip of tea and nodded.

It’s not about how good the tea is, it’s just that when evaluating a thing, it’s not only its main attributes that affect the perception, the taste of the tea is just like that, but it’s not bad if it can evoke people’s memories, thoughts, and feelings.

Zhongqing was a little happy, this kind of emotion often occurred when he was praised by the third wife.

She stood aside, quietly observing Liu Changan, thinking carefully about his current appearance, there was no extremely strong contrast with the first time she saw him... even though her liking for him was completely different.

Many people change a set of clothes or dress up, and when they meet each other, it will make people feel that they are very different. In fact, their temperament is too weak, and they cannot support their independent image on their own.

This kind of situation is often seen in some idol dramas, where the domineering president who is in distress or hides his identity is decadent and downcast when he meets the heroine for the first time. Contrast and contrast to create a sense of expectation is already an extreme skill of some screenwriters... The vast majority of film and television screenwriters lag behind middle-level web writers by a hundred in terms of plot rationality, plot creation, and creation of a sense of expectation and excitement position.

Zhongqing looked at Liu Changan, the young man who was wearing rotten trousers moving bricks at the construction site, and the man who she was more than happy to serve tea for, did not make her feel like a different person at all, there was no huge difference in temperament .

It is only his mentality and cognition that have changed, not his temperament and aura being changed by the external appearance and environment.

This kind of person is too strong inside and has a stable state of mind. The impression label he leaves on others is just him, his strong personality charm, instead of saying "oh, The X president of the XX company".

Zhongqing actually thought of Zhu Juntang from this. In fact, when thinking of Zhu Juntang, Zhongqing's impression was not a label like "the third lady of the Zhu family", but a "fairy". Zhongqing really thought that Zhu Juntang was a "fairy". A species completely different from ordinary girls. When she was bullied by Liu Changan because of Zhu Juntang, she angrily declared to Liu Changan that Zhu Juntang was a "fairy" and she could not be treated like an ordinary girl.

Zhongqing saw that Liu Changan had finished drinking a cup of tea, and poured him another half cup, and saw that the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he was watching Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan play happily.

Zhou Dongdong flapped the wings of the plane and ran in front, and Shangguan Dandan chased after him on a small wooden horse. Zhongqing found that whenever Shangguan Dandan turned his head to look at Liu Changan, Liu Changan would turn his head expressionlessly, pretending to be completely innocent. Pay attention to Shangguan Dandan's appearance.

Shangguan Dandan would also look at Liu Changan from time to time, if she felt Liu Changan was looking at her, she would stop and pet the wooden horse nonchalantly, if Liu Changan was not looking at her, she would kick the wooden horse fast and say He also imitated the sound of a horse, and kept running behind Zhou Dongdong's buttocks.

Zhongqing laughed and bent down, pressing the skirt of his chest, "About a barbecue tonight? The barbecue restaurant we frequent sent a message on the official account, and a fresh whole Tan sheep came in."

"Okay, then make an appointment and leave us at least two lamb legs, a lamb chop or something." Liu Changan felt like he hadn't eaten barbecue for a long time.

"I'm here to pick you up when I'm done." Zhongqing looked at Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan and said, fortunately, he was also considered a middle-income group, and it was really stressful for ordinary working-class people to invite these three people to barbecue.

What's more, sometimes Liu Changan would pack something, probably for Zhou Shuling.

At this time, Zhu Juntang came out of the study, saw Liu Changan and Zhongqing from a distance, and came over on the balance bike.

Holding a tablet computer in her hand, she was fully prepared to stand in front of Liu Changan.

"Finished?" Liu Changan was a little unconvinced. The full text of "Guanju" is very short, but like Zhu Juntang, like Zhou Dongdong, who spends most of his homework chewing on his pen or secretly watching TV, he often spends less time Takes 90.00% of the job completion time.

Zhu Juntang turned on the computer, and after unlocking it, a text document was displayed, on which there were ten full texts of "Guan Ju".

Liu Changan shook the enamel cup in his hand. Fortunately, he is a person who is very good at restraining his emotions, so he didn't rub the cup into a ball.

How innocent is the cup?Instead, he could grab Zhu Juntang's waist, shoot her out of the window, and fly into the universe, becoming a fairy soaring in the sky.

"Calm down." Zhu Juntang tentatively patted Liu Changan's shoulder to appease the terrifying tiger... Seeing Zhongqing standing next to Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang couldn't help thinking of the idiom "a fox pretends to be a tiger". The key is the tiger and the tiger. The story of the vixen and the whip.

"I asked you to copy it ten times, that's it?" Liu Changan felt that he would change many habits in the future, for example, he always liked to watch Zhou Shuling beat children. Thinking about it, if Zhou Shuling was gloating at the side and waiting for him to beat Zhu Juntang, it didn't seem like a fun idea. experience.

"I typed it out myself for the first time, and I typed it with Hanyu Pinyin! It can improve my Hanyu Pinyin level and remember the correct pronunciation of words. I copied and pasted the next ten times." Zhu Juntang generously Confidently admitted, "Copied what you said ten times, isn't copying and pasting just copying?"

After finishing speaking, in order to prove that he copied and pasted it, Zhu Juntang pressed the "Cancel" button, and a piece of "Guanju" disappeared directly. If it was typed out one by one, only one character would disappear.

"Be safe and don't be impatient." Seeing that Liu Changan was about to get up, Zhongqing quickly pressed Liu Changan's shoulder, but when she pressed his shoulder, she suddenly felt the strong and colliding force of a man. Some aspects naturally have a strong charm for women, which makes Zhongqing's heart skip a beat.

Zhu Juntang threw away the tablet, put a cross on his chest with both hands, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Although Zhongqing was a little vixen standing on the side of the tiger, he still knew how to protect himself at critical moments. Zhu Juntang gave Zhongqing gave him an appreciative look.

"Miss San, you should copy ten times carefully with pen and paper. Even if it takes two to ten minutes, you can copy slowly and do a little piecemeal. I will accompany you to write. I will finish it in the evening. By then I'll send it to him for inspection." Zhongqing persuaded earnestly.

"Wait, listen to me first." Zhu Juntang is not willing to write ten times by hand?Then her beautiful hands, which can only be used to display superpowers, will definitely grow many calluses, which is too scary.

"You want to reason with me?" Liu Changan nodded, he is a person who is willing to reason.

Unless others have finished all the reasoning, leaving him speechless, in most other cases he will listen to the conversation calmly.

"Just now you told me that literature is actually something for entertainment, and writing is the focus of spreading and promoting the development of civilization. Writing and typing are actually the same. Do we still need to rely on writing to spread and promote the development of civilization? An inefficient way, far worse than typing."

Zhu Juntang glanced at the expressionless Liu Changan, took a few steps back, and then said: "Think about it, there are 1 Harry Potters in the eyes of 1 people. Everyone writes with different fonts. The process will also bring errors, which often lead to false information dissemination, which has a great impact. It is said that the First World War was caused by the British's ugly handwriting, and Hitler thought the British scolded him..."

"Miss San, if you're reasonable, just be reasonable, don't quote scriptures." Zhong Qing saw that Liu Chang'an was still expressionless, but Zhu Juntang was clearly in danger, so he hurriedly tried to save him.

"In short, typing is the key now. Writing is just a recreational skill, such as calligraphy. I can recite "Guanju" or type it out in its entirety. I can understand and memorize it by myself, and I can also use electronic media. Accurately spread it and promote the inheritance and development of civilization. Why do you need to copy it ten times in such an outdated and inefficient way by hand?" Zhu Juntang pointed to his tablet computer, "Do you think this is the truth?"

Liu Changan took a sip of tea, put down his cup, and folded his hands in front of his chest. What Zhu Juntang said made sense, and of course he could refute her, for example, he would make her familiar with the font structure during the copying process.

Chinese characters are a kind of pictographic writing. Only when you are familiar with the font structure can you better understand the creative thinking of the characters and the "picture" contained in the poetic sentences composed of characters, so that excellent characters can be more scientific and more Accurate and more effective information dissemination capabilities, Chinese characters are the best characters in the world...in every sense.

"Okay, I won't transcribe today." Liu Changan changed his mind, let's proceed step by step. There is a certain reason for this, then Liu Changan also gave her face, so that she would not beat her indiscriminately.

As for the copying, she still has to be willing to copy in the future. This tradition cannot be lost.