I'm really immortal

Chapter 89 The Bad Guy Who Lies to Children

It is not the first time for Liu Changan to take the college entrance examination, but he has not taken the college entrance examination many times. The biggest feeling is that it is really not easy for the candidates now.

In the past, many people did not have the opportunity to take the college entrance examination, but now even if they take the college entrance examination, the chances are slim.

After all, it’s just everyone’s own destiny, choice, hard work and chance. Liu Changan began to think about tonight’s menu after a second of emotion.

Let's eat bacon. The bacon sent by old man Qian is made from local pigs killed in his hometown. He chooses fat and suitable pork belly to be smoked and roasted. Unlike the ones bought in supermarkets, they are either too hard and too woody, or too wet, too thin and too fat.

Stir-frying bacon with radish strips is the most common method. Garlic sprouts and red peppers must be added to make it look delicious. Some people like to steam bacon and even sprinkle some honey.

If you can set up a shed nearby to raise a pig, raise some chickens, ducks and geese, raise a dog or two, and then dig a big water hole to put some fish fry in it, it seems good?

Just think about it, pigs in the city can only use fodder, which is almost the same taste as the pork bought in the vegetable market. As for chickens, ducks and geese, there is nowhere to look for food, and dogs are raised everywhere to bite people and scream. It's also annoying, and I've only raised some loach at the moment... The loach was bought from the vegetable market, and Zhou Dongdong is feeding it!

When Liu Changan returned home, he saw Gao Cunyi coming again.

Zhou Dongdong sat on a small stool next to the puddle, puffed out his cheeks, and stared at Gao Cunyi with wide eyes.

Gao Cunyi was obviously embarrassed. He stood there looking around, touching his face and nose, and soon saw Liu Changan.

"Brother Chang'an, the villain who fought with you yesterday is here again!"

Zhou Dongdong saw Liu Changan, and immediately ran over to report the important news he had received.

"Ah...you can talk?" Gao Cunyi was taken aback, and quickly explained, "Little friend, I'm not a bad person."

Gao Cunyi looked at Zhou Dongdong in disbelief. When he came here to wait for Liu Changan, he saw this little girl sitting under a tree and throwing firecrackers into the puddle. He wanted to ask her casually, but he didn't know that she didn't seem to be able to speak at all. Faced with his communication, he didn't say a word, just sat there and stared at him, making Gao Cunyi very embarrassed.

"Because you look like a bad guy, any smart, brave, and smart kid won't talk to you." Liu Changan said casually.

"Yes, I'm witty and brave..." Zhou Dongdong was very happy that Brother Chang'an would actually praise her.

"Her name is Zhou Dongdong, she is a stupid child."

"I'm witty and brave!" Zhou Dongdong said angrily.

"If you are smart and brave, you should run away when you see bad guys, instead of sitting there and staring at them. Do you think people will be afraid of you?"

Zhou Dongdong was stunned, could he really be a stupid child?

"I'm eating fried bacon with radish sticks tonight, do you want to come to my place for dinner?"

"Oh, then I want to eat three bowls."

"Eat three bowls of rice or three bowls of bacon?"

"I'll wash the dishes for you after dinner!" Zhou Dongdong avoided answering Liu Changan's key question.

Liu Changan didn't want her to do the dishes, so he opened the door and went into the house.

Standing alone outside the house, Gao Cunyi couldn't help but be stunned. It's okay for the little girl to be ignorant, but Liu Changan also thinks he looks like a bad guy?Gao Cunyi shook his head, feeling that Liu Changan and this kid named Zhou Dongdong seemed to exude an aura of "we are different".

Such a person is really a master worthy of master's own shot?

Gao Cunyi didn't think so, he was just a somewhat lazy and casual young man. From the perspective of a martial arts practitioner, he was just tall, long-legged, and with a good frame. Generally speaking, he was nothing special.

"Liu Chang'an, my master is also entrusted by others now. I want to experience your kung fu. If you are really capable, you can give it a try. In martial arts, you can't work behind closed doors. Only by exchanging ideas can you improve." Gao Cunyi restrained Thought, he didn't just enter other people's houses casually, but just said outside the door.

"What are you talking about?" Zhou Dongdong was standing at the door, unable to understand at all. Yesterday, after listening to Brother Chang'an, he realized that this person was talking like a teacher because he wanted to fight with Brother Chang'an.

"I'm looking for your elder brother Chang'an to practice." Gao Cunyi didn't want to talk to Zhou Dongdong at first, but it's not his style to ignore him, so he gestured a few punches and kicks.

"Obviously it's a fight, but he still talks about practicing kung fu and deceiving people." Zhou Dongdong is most afraid of bad guys. If the bad guys are still liars, they are the bad guys who tricked children into selling them. close.

Gao Cunyi was helpless, cupped his hands outside the door, and said loudly: "Liu Changan, I will visit you some other day."

Liu Changan ignored him, and Gao Cunyi left by himself.

After eating, Zhou Dongdong felt that he could kick and roll on the ground in circles and then roll far away. Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong to squat on the ground to wash the dishes, so that even if the bowls were dropped on the ground, it would not be too far away. Assembly broke.

Liu Changan sat outside the door to enjoy the shade, reading a book, thinking that now is the season for catching crayfish, wondering if there are paddy fields or ponds beside Yangui Lake where we can catch crayfish.

You can catch frogs, eels, loach, water fish, dried shrimps, and crabs, but now it’s not like before. You can find some food in any piece of water. Even if there are unattended waters, it may be caused by pollution factors. The taste of aquatic products is not good.

If you eat it, you won't die anyway, and Liu Changan doesn't care about poisoning. He only cares about the taste. For example, river fish polluted by heavy metals tastes like rust, and it's hard to get rid of this taste no matter what you do.

Zhu Juntang came over and saw Liu Chang'an sitting outside the house with Zhou Dongdong helping him wash the dishes, and suddenly felt that this person was really heartless and cruel.

"Rare visitor."

"Sister Fairy!"

Zhu Juntang felt that he had received a warm welcome, and Zhou Dongdong was even more excited, "Sister Fairy, can I touch your face again?"

Although Zhou Dongdong's wet hands made Zhu Juntang a little psychologically disturbed, he still bent down, because Zhou Dongdong would definitely praise her.

Zhou Dongdong touched Zhu Juntang's face, then turned around and sucked the finger that touched Zhu Juntang's face just now.

"Is the jelly delicious?" Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong didn't expect that Liu Chang'an would notice his thoughts, so he turned around and ran home.

"Does she think my face is as smooth and fragrant as jelly? Even her fingers are delicious?" Zhu Juntang felt that this was the most sincere and unparalleled compliment he had ever received.

They all flew up.

I can't fall down.

"Zhou Dongdong is the smartest kid in the world." Zhu Juntang really wanted to laugh, but to maintain the elegance of a lady, he could only sigh. The beauty of fairies.

"Is there anything? I'm going to play cards."

"I have something to ask you."

"Go ahead."

"Why are you so poor?"

There seemed to be no point in answering this question. Liu Changan opened the book, finished it quickly, and handed it back to Zhu Juntang for her to take back.

Chapter 90 Talking about Longevity

Liu Changan was the poorest person Zhu Juntang knew, and his clothes, shoes and trousers combined seemed to cost less than 100 yuan.

Poverty, disease, and war are the injustices that human beings are least willing to encounter in the world.

Zhu Juntang had no intention of lamenting the gap between people. In fact, she was just curious about Liu Changan's choice. He refused her solicitation and still lived his poor life. She prescribes the right medicine, provides conditions that make him more tempted, and recruits him into her own hands.

Everything in this world is a transaction, isn't it?It's just that some transactions are worthwhile, and some transactions can only be dumb and eat coptis, or knock down teeth and swallow blood.

Liu Changan reads his own book, and Zhu Juntang doesn't care that he turns a blind eye to beautiful fairies. Who makes him a fairy man like an iron crutch?

"For an immortal like you, it stands to reason that any bowl you take out should be an antique. It was used by a certain celebrity in history." Zhu Juntang said to himself, "I watched a Korean drama. , the immortal alien male protagonist in it is called Professor Du, that’s how it is, the female protagonist smashed his antique tableware, he felt distressed, and said that so-and-so used it.”

Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, "This movie should be quite funny."

"This movie is funny, but the content I described just now... where is your joke?" Zhu Juntang didn't understand why Liu Changan was laughing.

"If I really live forever, or if I am the guest of Emperor Qin and Hanwu, it will not be difficult for me to be the emperor... Countless heaven's favored people, romantic figures, talk about Taoism, talk about love and moon, and talk about the world. After hundreds of years, these People turn into dust, so I would be rare on the tableware at that time, and keep it for my own use now?” Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang incomprehensibly, “Isn’t this funny? Some people use it as a style, but it’s hard for me I understand... What's more, when you go to the museum, all kinds of artifacts unearthed hundreds of thousands of years ago are exquisite, but if you really say that modern craftsmanship cannot be copied and surpassed, it is very rare, at most it is a certain method that has been lost Now, it is difficult to be exactly the same, but it is not difficult to say that the quality is superior and the practicality is better. Why do I need these ancient objects to show the style, and give up the better products brought about by the progress of human technological civilization?"

"Another point is that many ancient objects, when they were made, were mixed with a lot of heavy metals and things that modern science has proved are not good for human health... Used for eating and cooking, affecting the taste, understand?"

Zhu Juntang thought for a while, what Liu Changan said made sense, but why did everyone just discuss the matter?When speaking, don't you always find a reason to refute what others say, regardless of whether it makes sense?

"I'm just giving you an example! If you don't need antiques, you don't need antiques, but you are still very poor. How can an immortal be as poor as you?" Zhu Juntang became more and more convinced that Liu Chang'an accurately said that he possessed superpowers. His immortality has not reached the level of living hundreds or thousands of years, that is, the level of his great-grandmother's generation, and he still retains his youth... Otherwise, he would really live for thousands of years, how could he be so poor ?Just save some money, and life should be pretty good now.

"What's the matter with being poor? If you are poor, you will eat your rice and white noodles?" Liu Changan turned the pages of the book indifferently, "I told you all about it. That night on the top of the building, I and you just made up nonsense stories."

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan suspiciously, for a while he wanted to believe what he said on the roof that day, for a while he wanted to believe his own analysis, and for a while he observed whether what he said now was half-truth, half-false, or completely perfunctory.

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit that you are immortal and you don't have superpowers, but at least tell me, how did you appear on the roof of my house that day?" Zhu Juntang was still curious about this, "At that time, in order not to attract attention, I didn't I went to check the surveillance, but recently when my mother came to Junsha, I checked the surveillance again, and I didn't find your whereabouts under the camera at all."

Liu Changan thought for a while, looked at Zhu Juntang uncertainly, and asked tentatively, "Maybe you are dreaming?"

"I dreamed of you for no reason. I didn't know you before that day, who would dream of someone I don't know!" The elegant Zhu Juntang couldn't bear his serious perfunctory.

"Makes sense."

"you……"

Zhu Juntang was very angry. Liu Changan was the most perfunctory person to him, and also the most patient and polite person, but he didn't take Zhu Juntang seriously at all. He bit his lip and showed two canine teeth, "Liu Changan, do you believe me?" Do you believe I will bite you? Since you are immortal, maybe it is like the Tang monk's meat, and you can live forever by eating a bite of your meat."

"Which one do you want to eat? I'll wash it first, and add some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar to adjust the taste for you."

Of course Zhu Juntang would not really bite him, what kind of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar should be added?He clearly does not let oil or salt in, and does not leak water. The stones in the latrine are as smelly and hard.

"Let me tell you one last thing..." Zhu Juntang thought for a while, and calmed down. He wanted to be like the fourth son of the Warring States Period. Later, Zhongqing reported everything she knew about you to my mother. My mother is as smart as I am, but she doesn't know your secret like I do, so she is just looking for your great-grandfather... actually It's you, but there is a mysterious old man on the surface, and she is looking for this mysterious old man."

"Why didn't you tell your mother?" Liu Changan was curious about this.

"Everyone has secrets that cannot be told, so don't ask me so much. In short, my mother is not a beautiful, lovely, kind-hearted little fairy like me. If you can't keep the secrets strictly, even if my great-grandmother can help you... yours The trouble is not small, my mother is the kind of person who is particularly powerful and cruel." Zhu Juntang said seriously.

"That's it."

"Are you particularly moved? I am so confiding in you."

"No."

Zhu Juntang really has nothing to do with Liu Changan, but she did not give up, and one day he will be moved. The so-called iron pestle ground into a needle, where is it now?Since the gods are so partial to themselves and have created such a beautiful fairy that transcends everything, they will always give themselves more happiness and achievements.

"The last question." Zhu Juntang giggled, "You really don't plan to get engaged to Qin Yanan?"

"Yes."

"Then do you have any prejudice against young and beautiful widows?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

Of course Liu Changan had no prejudices, but Zhu Juntang's eyes made Liu Changan feel that it was right to refuse to continue the conversation with her.

Chapter 91 The Widow and the Little White Flower

Speaking of widows, of course it is the famous Xia Ji who fascinates men the most, although she is not a widow all her life.

It is said in "Biography of Lie Nu": Xia Ji is so beautiful, destroying the country and destroying Chen, leaving the second doctor, delaying Chu Zhuang, defeating the witch officials, repenting and fearing the son, and applying for the division of the family.

Killing three husbands, one gentleman and one son, perishing one country and two ministers... Such a reputation is the historical record left by Xia Ji. It's a bit too much, born in troubled times, with a peerless beauty, if you want to survive, there are not many ways.

Liu Xiang's phrase "defeating the chaotic shaman" was too shameless. The one who offered to marry Xia Ji was the shaman himself. The author who wrote the biography can just record it honestly. Do you have to say that someone else defeated the chaos?I thought I was writing a story.

Most historical stories are either nonsense or lies.

Liu Chang'an had never experienced Xia Ji's charm, but he knew it from the actions of these men.

Of course men want their women to be as good as jade, and they will stick to them forever, but it is easy to covet a woman like Xia Ji. I deserve what Ah Q said, the monk can touch it, but I can't touch it?

Liu Changan thought for a while, continued to turn the pages of the book, and said casually: "Although your great-grandmother is a cute little girl, she has nothing to do with being young and beautiful, right?"

"You are really ruthless. My great-grandmother had a romantic relationship with you when she was young." Zhu Juntang said dissatisfied.

"Nothing."

"It doesn't matter if you admit it or not." Zhu Juntang didn't care, lifted his skirt, and pointed in the direction of Baolong Center, "My mother is also a widow...and a strong and cruel woman like her, can it be Isn’t it more challenging for you? Only a woman with a sharp mind and a deep city like her is more suitable to live with you. Don’t tell me that as an immortal person or a person with super powers, you still like small A girl like a white flower? Shouldn’t you pursue the connotation more? A woman like my mother needs a face, a figure, a figure, a depth, and a talent. Excellent choice."

Liu Changan had already finished flipping through the book, stuffed it into Zhu Juntang's hands, and looked at Zhu Juntang with his hands folded in front of his chest.

"It's perfect." Zhu Juntang clasped his hands and put the book in front of his chest, showing that you should have nothing to say.

"I'm a little weird."

"What's strange?"

"Qin Peng sent Qin Yanan to me. Qin Yanan wants to introduce you to me, and you want to introduce your mother to me. How about we guess again, who will your mother introduce to me?" Alice.

Zhu Juntang giggled, it was really interesting to hear what he said.

"It's just that you people are too self-righteous, or you can't figure out who you are facing." Liu Changan finally showed a sneer, "Where do you have the confidence to think that I will be interested in the person you think is suitable?"

The care and friendliness left by the old friend is there, but it should be enough. The sneer at the corner of Liu Changan's mouth was fleeting, and he raised his hand and patted Zhu Juntang's head, "Go back."

Zhu Juntang turned around and left step by step. Liu Changan's sneer for a moment made her legs go weak just now, as if she suddenly found herself hovering on the edge of the cliff while running!

Zhu Juntang left the community, as if breaking free from the net woven by the aura that oppressed her, sat in her bulletproof Mercedes-Benz, wiped her forehead, picked up the water and drank it in one gulp, without the usual elegant sip pose.

Liu Changan is usually like a chubby giant panda. Although he knows that he is a strong bear among bears, he always looks harmless to humans and animals, but he still has scalpel-like sharp claws, a fierce bite force and an explosive force. Vigorous strength.

It is impossible for Grandma Zeng to support her in dealing with Liu Chang'an, so isn't her attitude towards Liu Chang'an a bit too unscrupulous?Zhu Juntang woke up and seemed to have to be more vigilant in the future, don't be fooled by his lazy and casual appearance into forgetting that he is a superpower.

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Finally clean, Liu Changan went to the grape trellis to type cards.