I'm really immortal
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"There is a car show next door. I accompanied An Nuan and her mother to see the car." Liu Changan said calmly, pointing to the exhibition hall next to him.
Bai Hui didn't ask Liu Chang'an, and didn't even tell Liu Chang'an that she would participate in this comic exhibition... Maybe it's because Bai Hui is a busy person, there are many activities, Liu Chang'an can't come to support every time, or he doesn't want to give away tickets Liu Changan went whoring for nothing, and Liu Changan didn't seem like he would buy a ticket to participate.
After a brief analysis, Liu Chang'an felt that this was the case.
"What's so interesting about the auto show?" Zhu Juntang felt that Liu Chang'an was really free, and he actually did such a boring thing. It's so fun to come to the comic exhibition to see the beautiful ladies, so he pointed to the comic exhibition, "Come and play with me."
"Okay." Liu Changan nodded as he looked at Zhu Juntang's skirt and that pair of immaculate white socks.
If only before...
"Why are you so talkative today, and you really agreed to play with me?" Zhu Juntang likes to play with Liu Changan very much, but now is not the time to be happy, she is not so naive, and looks at Liu Changan more suspiciously, "Say, yes Didn't you want to frame me?"
This kind of Liu Changan is too suspicious. Zhu Juntang is very clear that the priority of "playing with Zhu Juntang" is very low, and it is absolutely impossible to "watch the car show with An Nuan and her mother", and it is far away. It is lower than the priority of "beating and abusing Zhu Juntang".
Unless the real intention of "playing with Zhu Juntang" is to torture her, then it will be superficially raised to a very high priority... just like Liu Changan is now.
"Do I need to frame you? I don't have to think about it, you will find a reason why others can't beat you." Liu Changan reached out and grabbed her head to prevent her from running away, "Say it, you scold An Nuan dog day What means?"
Zhu Juntang was shocked. After scolding people seamlessly that day, in order to distract An Nuan and Han Zhizhi's attention, he took them to the shopping mall very seriously, and let them see the influence of the wealthy lady in amazement. power and purchasing power.
She did this to make An Nuan and Han Zhizhi forget the word "dog day".
Generally speaking, it is impossible for a person to be impressed with all the things that happen every day. When something more exciting happens, the previous small things may be forgotten.
This is Zhu Juntang's ingenious design, scolding people first, and then diverting their attention after scolding, they will not remember the "dog day" incident.
Who knew that such an ingenious and witty strategy would fail, and An Nuan actually brought up "shitty" with Liu Chang'an.
After all, Liu Chang'an was Liu Chang'an, the person Zhu Juntang reluctantly convinced, so of course he would find out who Zhu Juntang was really scolding.
"I didn't scold her!" Zhu Juntang resolutely refused to admit it, and he was lenient when he confessed, and strict when he resisted?If it doesn't exist, if you confess it, you will die sooner and worse, and if you resist, you can hope to escape.
The head was caught by Liu Chang'an, but it didn't prevent Zhu Juntang from being quick-witted. In just a few seconds, he thought of several ways to escape... none of them worked.
"Didn't you drive a particularly stylish car here today? Let's get in the car and have a chat." Liu Changan suggested with a pleasant face.
Zhu Juntang thought of what happened many times in the past in her RV, the RV with a bedroom and a bed.
It was a humiliating history of blood and tears. Zhu Juntang's little skirt and little socks were brutally murdered, and his death was shattered, which was terrible.
You must not go to the car with Liu Changan!
Liu Chang'an hadn't treated her like this recently, but he couldn't guarantee that he would return to his old business in a rage today.
"I recently learned a technique of Kung Fu." Zhu Juntang had to fight with his back. The socks she was wearing today looked like simple white socks. The style and design were not too brilliant, but they were actually very expensive. and rare.
This pair of socks is white during the day, and there are dark gold patterns looming in places with strong light, but at night it will turn black, and the dark gold patterns will turn red, full of mysterious charm.
After Zhu Juntang fully understood the high-tech laboratories that his mother gave him, he made the best use of them and made some very practical high-tech products.
Zhu Juntang still likes this kind of socks, she can't let Liu Changan destroy them, she has to try hard to protect them, and she can't let them die easily under Liu Changan's hands.
"Huh?" Liu Chang'an didn't know why she suddenly talked about kung fu, but subconsciously felt that she was willing to "learn" something, so it deserved encouragement and attention.
"In ancient times, there were many kung fu named after animals, and the source of inspiration for creation came from the movements and attacks of various animals." Zhu Juntang gradually calmed down.
Although her head was still under Liu Changan's control, she knew that no matter how angry Liu Changan was, he would not scratch her head, so Zhu Juntang could still try to maintain a calm state of thinking calmly.
"Have you learned one of them?" Liu Changan thought of many boxing techniques... Kungfu named after animals are mostly boxing techniques.
Why Boxing?
Because these animals often use their front paws to pounce and attack, and they also need to use their front paws to maintain balance in various attack actions. Named Why What Punch.
Such as monkey boxing, tiger boxing, chicken boxing, duck boxing, crane boxing, mantis boxing, dog boxing, horse boxing, female boxing and so on.
Liu Changan knows it all, but basically doesn't need it, because... he's really weak.
"Yes, let me go if you have the ability, I can defeat you with this kind of kung fu invented by me." Zhu Juntang said confidently.
Liu Changan sneered, he didn't believe she could invent any kung fu at all, he just wanted to see what tricks she wanted to play.
What's more, can she still run out of his palm?Just a lamb.
So Liu Changan let go of her head, and looked at her leisurely, no matter what animal she learned or what kung fu she learned, hitting him was no different from scratching an itch.
"Puff puff!"
Zhu Juntang puffed up his cheeks, spat three mouthfuls at Liu Changan, turned around and ran away.
Liu Changan stood there in a daze.
After watching her run into the exhibition hall, Liu Changan wiped his face and came back to his senses. He clenched his fists and glared at Zhu Juntang's back.
She is dead!Liu Changan must dispatch her to the North Pole to pull sleds for the Eskimos!
Chapter 783 Blazing Martial Arts
The Antarctic, the North Pole, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and the Mariana Trench are some of the places Liu Changan likes very much on earth. He often goes for a walk. After staying in these places for a while, he feels particularly good...The trajectory of human activities has not been frequent yet. before arriving at these places.
He also dealt with the Eskimos, a race that many people thought were short and lived in houses made of ice bricks, like Santa Claus.
In fact, the Eskimos are a derogatory term for them by the Indians, and they prefer to call themselves Inuit.
It was not long ago that the Inuit left Asia and went to the North American continent. They are actually out-and-out yellow people.
The term yellow race is also full of prejudice, but it is a vocabulary designed by some Westerners’ racial prejudice and sense of superiority. In fact, unless the yellow race often works in the sun, the acquired yellow skin is the color of most babies when they are born. Yellow has nothing to do with it at all.
After the improvement of life, the so-called yellow people in the mainland are basically fair and clean, and they are fairer than the so-called white people in the West, and their skin color and texture look more advanced.
Objectively speaking, the skin texture of Caucasians is similar to that of large white pigs common in Asia. It is rough and pale, not soft and pink.
Now everyone is very sympathetic to the Indians, saying that the Indians were slaughtered by the colonists. In fact, when the Inuit came to North America, they were also ruthlessly slaughtered by the Indians. It was not easy to survive.
Surviving the hardships made Liu Changan soft in his heart, so what's the problem with sending Zhu Juntang to help them pull the sled?
Liu Changan wiped his face, he should have been vigilant long ago.
What other animals can Zhu Juntang learn from?Like cats scratching people, like dogs biting people, Liu Changan thought of these two animals at that time.
Because of his habitual thinking, Liu Changan felt that it was very possible that Zhu Juntang might invent "cat boxing" and "dog boxing".
Zhu Juntang's inventions don't need to be taken seriously at all, they are always messy, just like her invention of history.
Liu Changan ignored the "alpaca" creature, and An Nuan even mentioned to him in the car that Zhu Juntang had an alpaca named Long Aotian.
What Liu Changan should have thought of... Forget it, it's normal to not think of it, he is a normal person with normal thinking, but Zhu Juntang is not normal.
It's so normal that a normal person can't imagine what an abnormal person would do.
"Handsome, are you alright?"
Hearing a gentle and concerned voice, Liu Chang'an turned his head. It was an ordinary-looking girl full of affinity.
"I'm fine." Liu Changan shook his head, a little puzzled. Could this be a new way to strike up a conversation?But the other party didn't look like the kind of person who would deliberately try to strike up a conversation with a handsome man.
"Are you really okay? I see you are staggering, and you feel like you are going to pass out when you follow." The girl said uneasy.
Liu Changan nodded, didn't know what to say for a while, stretched out his hand and gestured, opened his mouth, finally didn't want to say anything, smiled: "Thank you, I'm fine."
After finishing speaking, Liu Changan went to the poster at the entrance of the exhibition and scanned the QR code to buy tickets... Interestingly, this QR code was printed on Bai Hui's chest on the poster.
Liu Changan didn't pay too much attention to his mental and physical state, which is fragile and vulnerable to shocks like ordinary people.
This is a good thing. It shows that he is ordinary and very normal. Any father... no, any normal person who cares about mentally handicapped children, if he is spat on and gets angry, he will react like this.
Liu Changan didn't rush in and out of the manga exhibition venue like Zhu Juntang did. He bought a ticket, and after verification, the young lady at the door held his hand and carefully stamped it on the center of the back of his hand.
Liu Changan was sure that she was taking advantage of him, because after the handshake, she hesitated and hesitated, but she did not shake hands of those who entered the venue before Liu Changan.
"Wretched." Liu Changan said in disgust, and then walked in.
"He... what did he say?" The lady in charge of the seal thought she had misheard, and said to the boy next to him who was collecting physical tickets in astonishment.
"He said you were wretched." The boy laughed, "You are really wretched."
"Why do you call me obscene? What's wrong with me?" The young lady's face flushed. If a fat man scolded herself like that, of course she wouldn't take it seriously. The tone said "wretched", the blow was a bit big.
"When you see someone with average looks, let them stretch out their hands and stamp them, and if you see someone who is handsome, you go to hold their hands... You touched all the handsome guys who entered the venue today, who is not wretched if you are not wretched?" Boy Said calmly.
"You...are you wrong? Staring at me secretly? Disgusting." The young lady stared at the boy next to her in disgust, and moved the stool to sit aside.
After Liu Changan entered the arena, he began to look around.
At the beginning of 2018, it was still the carnival era of selling meat. In various fields of culture, video, art, etc., any works that can arouse people's desires have been favored by eyeballs, except for online novels that have been severely cracked down. Involved in politics, [-] investigations involving gangsters, cleaning the Internet every six months, and banning and hacking once a year.
In fact, it is not the case, nonsense.
The phenomenon of selling meat at the comic exhibition is booming. If you work hard at the comic exhibition on a large scale and gain a certain degree of popularity on the Internet, you will be named as an Internet celebrity coser. During offline activities, your value will skyrocket, just like Diamonds.
This kind of routine has been tried and tested repeatedly. Those two-dimensional beautiful girls who are already quite famous have risen even higher. Even Liu Chang'an and Bai Hui once lamented the skyrocketing price of meat, the smell of wine and meat in rich families, and the housekeepers have not known the taste of meat for 30 years. Promoted to a magician.
Outside the exhibition, the weather was cold and cold, and most passers-by wore cotton-padded jackets to protect against the cold, but inside the venue, all kinds of fat and thin young ladies competed for beauty, with dewy dews and showy legs.
In fact, quite a few men and women who play cosplay are not too revealing in their clothes, but those who like to show revealing characters are always more eye-catching. Looking around, they are pulled aside by photographers and enjoy more professional photography treatment. It's those ladies and sisters who have meat to eat.
More COSERs are in a state of being ignored... This refers to the comic exhibition photographers not paying attention.
Most ordinary viewers will still request to shoot or happily take a group photo when they see their favorite characters or look pleasing to the eye.
These occasions range from low-level to fun.
As the first large-scale comic exhibition in the beginning of the year, the start of school is just around the corner, and ACG culture lovers who have been holding back a winter vacation at home got a chance to have fun, and they flocked to the venue. The venue was crowded, except for the occasional few breads. The figure of a person, Zhu Juntang has disappeared without a trace.
Liu Changan looked around, as long as he had a little patience, it was not difficult to find Zhu Juntang, because she was always very eye-catching.
The colors of her clothes are either shiny or bright, and there are usually not too many people gathered around her, so as to block her view.
On such occasions, there will always be one or two Breadmen close guards, and other Breadmen scattered far and near to guard.
Now she must be carefully hiding, but after a while she will let down her vigilance and come out swaggeringly.
Anyway, going to the auto show is even more boring. An Nuan's ultimate goal is also this comic show, so Liu Chang'an waited here patiently.
"Liu Changan."
Liu Changan turned around and saw Qin Zhiqiang and Tong Xi, another female student in the class.
Liu Changan saw the two of them outside the venue just now, and thought they were just casually watching, but now he finds out that Tong Xi actually came to cosplay.
Qin Zhiqiang was holding an entry-level full-frame camera Canon 6D2 with a 24-105 lens.
The character played by Tong Xi, Liu Changan, is unknown, but Tong Xi, who is usually inconspicuous, is dressed in a decent way, at least in this scene.
Tong Xi was a little embarrassed to meet the classmates in the class, let alone Liu Chang'an who was quite famous in the class and didn't deal with girls much.
Tong Xi and Qin Zhiqiang have a good relationship now, otherwise it would be impossible to make an appointment to come to the exhibition. She also asked Qin Zhiqiang something about Liu Chang'an, and Qin Zhiqiang said that Liu Chang'an was a nice person.
Tong Xi talked about some rumors about Liu Chang'an that he heard in the dormitory, but Qin Zhiqiang was taken aback, thinking that everyone was not talking about the same person at all.
Liu Chang'an originally thought that Qin Zhiqiang would produce women's clothes, and Tong Xi would just accompany him.
"Did Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi come?" Liu Changan asked with a smile.
"Tong Xi doesn't want too many people to know that we don't have an appointment with anyone else." Qin Zhiqiang signaled Liu Changan to keep it secret.
Liu Changan nodded, he would forget about it when he turned around, and there was nothing to say, he and Tong Xi were not familiar at all, so naturally it was impossible for him to go to the class group and talk about how he met Tong Xi when he went to the comic exhibition today .
"Liu Chang'an, I heard that you and Bai Hui are classmates in high school." Tong Xi talked to Liu Chang'an for the first time, looking into his eyes seriously, she was a little nervous.
"Yeah, I'm also an alumnus of the university now." Liu Chang'an found that apart from himself not paying much attention, there were quite a lot of people around him who paid attention to Bai Hui.
Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi were very excited when they saw Bai Hui at the comic exhibition last year, and they even asked for a group photo, since they are both alumni.
"Did you see her poster at the door!" Tong Xi and Liu Chang'an were no longer so nervous when talking, and looked at him excitedly.
"I'm not blind." Liu Changan was a little puzzled, could he not see it?
Qin Zhiqiang coughed lightly. He used to think that Liu Changan was the king of charging, but now he realizes that he is really super straight when he speaks.
Liu Chang'an then added a smiling face, after all, the sentence "I'm not blind" just now seemed to make Tong Xi feel impatient...Qin Zhiqiang probably had some thoughts about Tong Xi.
Seeing Liu Changan's smiling face, Tong Xi relieved some of his tension. After all, there were rumors in the girls' dormitory that Liu Changan often beat people for no reason. Once when he heard someone reciting the Book of Songs, he felt that they were not qualified to read the Book of Songs, so he beat them up. .
"I hope to have a chance to take a photo with her today." After speaking, Tong Xi glanced at Liu Chang'an enviously, "When you were in high school, did you have any activities? Did she know how to perform?"
Could it be that Bai Hui is really a big or small celebrity?Realizing this, Liu Changan nodded, "Yes, but in high school, she sang a lot. I didn't know she often danced and posted on the Internet until I was in college."
"She sings really well too!"
"Bai Hui and Liu Chang'an have a very good relationship. When we meet for a group photo, we tell her that we are classmates in Liu Chang'an's class. Maybe she will take more photos with us." Qin Zhiqiang suggested.
Liu Chang'an thought for a while, Bai An was not so popular in school, he had never seen anyone chasing Bai An in school for a photo... Maybe it was because the atmosphere of the occasion had an impact on his psychology.
He remembered the last time at the manga exhibition, he and Bai Hui had a photo together, Bai Hui is not particular about this person, since she took a group photo, she should send him a photo... Even though he doesn't need it, she should do it Still do it.
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