I'm really immortal

Should I act like I'm throwing up now?So does he feel like he thinks he's disgusting?

No, if he doesn't act a little disgusting now, will he feel that this girl has no pride at all and can accept being spat on, so he despises her and looks down on her?

When Baifen's brain was knotted like a ball of wool scratched by a cat, Liu Changan successfully got rid of the obstacles and disappeared among the crowd.

He first bought a bottle of water to rinse his mouth, then drank the rest of the water, and then came to a row of changing rooms in the changing area, looking calmly at the first changing room.

Zhu Juntang's bodyguards have already surrounded him. There is no doubt that the hiding place of the eldest lady has been discovered. They must form the last line of defense to protect Zhu San, who has no skills but is rich enough to bite the bullet. Miss.

What's more, Ms. Zhusan is innocent and cute. As a bodyguard, she died generously for her, and she is more or less knightly defending the princess' sense of honor.

In fact, the legend about Liu Changan, among the bodyguards who have little contact with insiders, is that he can shock people to death with his fists... In actual combat, what he shocked to death was a Rottweiler dog weighing more than 100 kilograms, and it is almost the same to shock people to death of.

Liu Changan was able to enter and leave Missy’s floor freely, even Zhongzhu was respectful to him, I heard that Liu Changan played with Missy’s underwear wantonly, and the third wife knew that she still wanted to marry Zhu Juntang to Liu Changan... This is the real thing. The ultimate reason why the bodyguards didn't want to fight him.

Otherwise, two fists would be hard to beat with four hands, Liu Changan definitely wouldn't dare to make a deadly move, and everyone would at most hang on to it, and it would be impossible for him to catch the innocent and lovely third lady and wantonly abuse him under the protection of everyone.

"Mr. Liu, if you have something to say, speak up. If you insist on breaking in, unless we knock us all down." A tall and strong man who was the leader of the Breadman looked at Liu Chang'an calmly.

"Ok."

Liu Changan didn't want to embarrass them, so he knocked them all down.

The security guards in the stadium had noticed the movement a long time ago, and saw that everyone was being knocked down by Liu Changan, so they walked over to the wall cautiously, took a few photos and ran away quickly.

Pushing the door of the first dressing room, it was not locked inside. Liu Changan walked in and saw Zhu Juntang standing against the wall, his eyes rolled around, and finally stopped, and fell on Liu Changan, revealing A trace of perseverance and determination.

"Puff puff!"

Zhu Juntang made another three consecutive attacks.

This was also beyond Liu Changan's expectation, and he didn't expect that she would dare!

It's just that Zhu Juntang's saliva was not much, and after spitting out a few mouthfuls, he rushed over dancing, "Damn old man, I'll fight you!"

Liu Chang'an pressed her hand, Zhu Juntang raised his hands and kicked, but Liu Chang'an was out of reach.

After a while of dying struggle, Zhu Juntang didn't move, gasped under his palm, and temporarily fell into his clutches, she was just a little fairy who possessed the money spell, and she didn't know other immortal spells, so she was not Liu Changan's opponent.

"Zhu Juntang, I met Bai Hui just now, she asked me why I was so angry, guess how I answered?" Liu Changan asked calmly without wiping her spit again.

"Guess, can I guess it?" Zhu Juntang tried to delay the time, and now he could only wait for certain opportunities to appear.

"I said, I know your mother, I'm probably an elder like a godfather."

"Godfather? The kind that asks me to wear all those short skirts, or the one that gives me lucky money? Or the one that just wants to please my mother?" Zhu Juntang frowned. Is there anything in it? The information that I can analyze and get important information, which can surprise the old man unexpectedly, so as to catch him or hurt his feet, and reverse the situation?

Why did he suddenly say godfather? Is it purely to deal with Bai Hui?Zhu Juntang quickly analyzed it.

Hearing her words, Liu Changan controlled the strength of his palm, if there were any other small animals, they would already be dead.

Liu Changan couldn't understand why she wasn't afraid of him at all?Such presumptuous nonsense in front of him completely ignored the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect.

Today I have to let her know how powerful she is.

"Modern people are so sophisticated and realistic, and their emotions are weak. Godfather is not as important as before... In the past, if you worshiped a godfather, the godfather should also educate you. Today, I will teach you something and guide you to learn martial arts correctly." Liu Changan Letting go of her hand, seeing that she raised her head and didn't spit at him again, she removed her palm and looked at her indifferently.

Zhu Juntang was a little puzzled, what's the old man's idea?

"You said that you learned martial arts from observing animals. You are actually not wrong. Apart from escaping, the only way for alpacas to defend against enemies is to spit. You really have no fighting power in front of me. You have nothing but spit. method." Liu Changan's eyes began to become gentle, and he sighed softly, "From this point of view, your ability to observe, analyze the situation of the enemy and the enemy, and the countermeasures you have taken all reflect that you are capable. Excellent side."

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an in shock... Bad old man... No, grandpa was really mad at him?

"You have learned the alpaca's spitting skills through observation, but you have only learned the surface. Back then, people learned the essence by carefully observing animals for many years by simulating animal forms, and even eating, drinking, and sleeping together." Liu Chang'an said earnestly. He said, "You spit, it's just a little in the mouth, and the alpaca's spittle includes a part of the liquid in the stomach, so the amount of squirt increases sharply."

So that's the case...Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, could he still spit out the stuff in his stomach...No...

Just when Zhu Juntang realized it, she had no time to dodge, only to see Liu Changan opened his mouth and spit out a jet of water, spraying towards Zhu Juntang!

The water column was crystal clear, free of impurities like bottled water, and sprayed on Zhu Juntang's face with lightning speed.

"Ah! Liu Changan...you! You!..."

Zhu Juntang screamed, and quickly wiped her face with her hand. Liu Changan's vomited water wet her entire face, but the water splashed, but in the end, it seemed that something remained on her face.

Zhu Juntang quickly looked at the mirror on the wall, and saw that his face was covered with an unknown liquid, like a sticky mask, which stuck to his face, sealing his eyes, nose and mouth .

"What is this?" Zhu Juntang was terrified.

"A mask made of my saliva." Liu Changan smiled, "You spray my face with saliva, and I will return you a saliva mask. Isn't it very particular? Don't worry, it will be covered by your skin after a while." Absorbed, beauty and beauty."

Zhu Juntang quickly tore off a piece of black gauze from her skirt, covered her face, and hurriedly prepared to go to Bai Hui to see if Bai Hui could help her tear off the saliva mask. As for what, after a while , God knows how long his time is!

Running to the door, Zhu Juntang turned around angrily, and spat at Liu Changan again, but was blocked by the saliva mask, Zhu Juntang coughed twice, kicked Liu Changan and ran away.

786 chapter

After Zhu Juntang ran out of the locker room, he found his bodyguard team of men in black standing in a line outside with shame. They were not missing arms or legs, but they were in a state of embarrassment.

There are still many idlers waiting to watch, and many people took photos and videos with cameras and mobile phones. A few fragmentary comments reached Zhu Juntang's ears, saying that it must be some kind of hype just now, such an exaggerated short video website There are a lot of them, but today's group of people is more professional. It is probably a professional team or children from rich families who play and spend a lot of money.

No one believes in the modern urban martial arts legends of a dozen or twenty people, even if they saw it with their own eyes.

Zhu Juntang calmed down a little. She found that Liu Changan's thick and sticky saliva stuck to her face. Although she couldn't tear it off, as if it had grown on her face, it didn't affect her breathing and sight. Otherwise, Mr. Zhu Tang was really a little scared.

Now I just feel a little ashamed, but fortunately I covered my face, the black veil made me feel like a fairy, the fairies on TV are all covered with veils... usually Zhu Juntang just wants to let mortals have the honor to witness the fairy's peerless appearance , so no veil.

"You have worked hard today. When you go back later, go to Zhongqing...well, go to Jin Xiaomei to get the hard work fee." Zhu Juntang frowned. They were educated by Liu Changan, and it was the time when they felt guilty and uneasy. It was also the time for Zhu Juntang to strengthen their loyalty. If nothing happened, he would spend hundreds of thousands of hard work. Maybe in the future, when he was really in danger, someone would come forward and sacrifice his life for the savior.

Maybe there is no such opportunity, maybe no one will do this, but the necessary reward is still needed, buy a chance.

It is said that loyalty cannot be bought with money. This is simply a big joke. If you don’t need money to buy it, is it with the body or with emotion?It's not a mixed society, and Zhu Juntang doesn't have so much time to talk about feelings with his subordinates. For those who come out to work to earn money to support their families, giving money is the best relationship.

Of course, the charm of the little fairy also plays an integral role.

The people in black bowed even more ashamed. They were usually stupid when they learned to dance, and the eldest lady beat and scolded people fiercely, but when they really failed to fulfill their duties, the eldest lady was very considerate. fee.

Such a boss, who doesn't want to protect her with all his heart?It's just that the ability is limited, and there is no way to bring a gun to shoot in this place. Everyone can only go back and train harder. Next time we encounter such a situation, maybe we can persist for another three to five minutes.

Zhu Juntang turned around and left, feeling extremely depressed in his heart, why was he obviously a fairy, should be lawless, everything in the world was going well, yet another demon like Liu Changan, who suppressed fairies, was born?

Fortunately, his saliva didn't stink, and even smelled a little fragrant, which made Zhu Juntang feel uncomfortable and didn't produce a physiological stress response.

It seems that I can't spit on him in the future. This person is especially good at treating others in his own way. When I shock him, I will always be shocked back by him. When I spit on him, he spits back... ...By the way, can I use this characteristic of him to find an opportunity?

Zhu Juntang thought hard, but he didn't realize that he couldn't provoke Liu Changan anymore.

Zhu Juntang didn't think of a solution in a short time, and she was not in a hurry. Next month, many senior think tanks funded by the Zhu family will hold a forum in Junsha to gather them for discussion.

Zhu Juntang found Bai Hui in the guest lounge.

Bai Hui was sobbing while touching up her makeup, she shrugged her shoulders, sniffed her nose, her eye makeup was really annoying, from the corner of Bai Hui's eyes she saw a soft white light, as if she had come out of a divine light The woman, even though she couldn't see her face, knew that it was Zhu Juntang, so she said, "You are here..."

Seeing Bai Hui's delicate voice, Zhu Juntang felt a little uncomfortable with the nasal humming in his voice, so he immediately looked around, was it some little bitch who was jealous of Bai Hui and tore with Bai Hui?He really doesn't know how to live or die, his own man in black can't beat Liu Chang'an, but he can tear the little bitch with one hand.

"Who provoked you?" Zhu Juntang asked aggressively.

"Who else can... Liu Chang'an." Bai Hui pouted and said.

The momentum dissipated with the wind, Zhu Juntang scratched his head and sat opposite Baifen.

"What did he do to you?" Zhu Juntang asked sullenly. They are both from the ends of the world, and they only met because of Liu Changan.

This Liu Chang'an is too hateful, he doesn't take fairies seriously at all, whether it's himself or Bai Hui, they are all abused by him wantonly, he is completely the villain in the TV series.

It's a pity that the fairy in the TV series was captured by the devil, and the Jade Emperor went to save it. In reality, no one can save the fairy.

"He...he spit at me..." When talking about this, Bai Hui began to cry aggrievedly, "His spit, like a hidden weapon, shot into my mouth."

what?

Zhu Juntang imagined the scene for a while, and couldn't help laughing, "How could he do this, he can do it!"

Smiling and laughing, Zhu Juntang's veil fell off, Bai Hui was annoyed by her laughter, but saw that Zhu Juntang's face was covered with a thick layer of water film, and her eyebrows and eyelashes were all subdued Tie, the eyeballs and mouth are particularly obvious, just like a "faceless man".

"Pfft..." Bai Hui couldn't help laughing out loud, the small mirror in her hand fell on her lap, she quickly picked up the small mirror and held it against her stomach, "You...what's the matter with you?"

Bai Hui felt a little pain in her stomach, because her waist was tight and tight, Zhu Juntang looked silly like those kids who like to wear masks.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly lifted the veil to cover his face, hit Bai Hui, and said angrily in a low voice: "This is Liu Changan vomited, he vomited on my face!"

Bai Hui's small mirror fell to the ground again, this time she didn't bother to pick it up, she put her hands on her stomach so that she wouldn't bend over laughing, while holding back the tears from laughing, she said: "This...that's good Take a big sip of water, how can there be such a thing!"

"Hey, he just spit on my face... Yours must be the essence that spit out your saliva!" Zhu Juntang said angrily, really, what's the matter... Yes, it's a bit funny, but it's so funny ?

"What is the essence of saliva? Essence?" Bai Huiyou smiled. Girls have various essences, which are applied to multiple parts of the body for absorption and maintenance.

"The essence of saliva is of course a concentrated mouthful of thick phlegm."

Bai Hui's smile seemed to have been rubbed by someone, twisted into an uncomfortable expression, how could Zhu Juntang be so disgusting, she always thought that Liu Changan was the best among them, it seems that Zhu Juntang and him are just as good.

Thinking about it, Zhu Juntang and Liu Chang'an spat at each other, and I suffered an indiscriminate disaster. These two people are too annoying!

At this time, there was a shock in Baifen's chest.

Zhu Juntang looked at it suspiciously, and then got a little excited, reaching out to pick it up.

Bai Hui opened her hand and took out the phone by herself.

Seeing that it was a mobile phone, Zhu Juntang pursed his mouth in boredom, Bai Hui looked at her expression, and stared at Zhu Juntang in surprise and shame: "What are you expecting from me?"

"No. What do you mean?" Zhu Juntang widened his eyes innocently while rubbing the mask on his face, letting Bai Hui see the ignorance and innocence inside.

Bai Hui hesitated for a moment, she would never be fooled by Zhu Juntang's appearance again, not to mention that her face was covered with a film, the more her eyes widened, the more she looked like a little witch with evil intentions.

Bai Hui didn't care about Zhu Juntang any more, she answered the phone, An Nuan was about to come to the comic exhibition, and said that she saw Bai Hui's poster, she must take a look.

"It's An Nuan... Strange, what did she ask me for?" After chatting for a few words and hanging up the phone, Bai Hui frowned. Under normal circumstances, An Nuan should find Liu Changan first, and then "inadvertently" , and ran into Bai Hui who was alone.

Forget it, who knows what she thinks?We are old classmates and good friends, there is no need to think too much about it.

Chapter 787 Mountain and Zheng

While rubbing the mask on his face, Zhu Juntang opened his mouth to look at Bai Hui's expression. She seemed like a concubine in the palace who was preparing to perform for the emperor. The little eunuch suddenly sent a message saying that the empress would also come to watch the performance.

Zhu Juntang was a little agitated, he liked watching women fight and fight.

Once excited, Zhu Juntang discovered that Liu Changan's exclusive mask still affected her breathing a bit, but she had to rub it off anyway. If it would be absorbed by her skin as Liu Changan said, it would be over.

If I absorbed Liu Changan's saliva, wouldn't that mean an indirect kiss?If his saliva contained his genetic material, biometric markers, etc., wouldn't he be parasitized by him?

Maybe she will be pregnant again, Zhu Juntang was taken aback when she thought of this, and she had to check it with a child detector after going back.

But maybe you can use this reason to go to Shangguan Dandan, and say that you hope Shangguan Dandan can help you check it out, and then take the opportunity to lie in Shangguan Dandan's coffin to experience it.

That time when he fainted next to Liu Changan's stove, Shangguan Dandan protected Zhu Juntang from Liu Changan's murderous hands in this way.

This method is still better, Zhu Juntang is ready to move, intending to quickly rub off the mask, after seeing An Nuan and Bai Fen tearing up, he went back to find Shangguan Dandan.

Bai Hui turned her head to look at Zhu Juntang, and found that Zhu Juntang's eyes were flickering, she couldn't help frowning, Xiaotang didn't know what strange things she was thinking again.

Bai Hui didn't think too much about it, Zhu Juntang's thinking is as easy to be confused as Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan and others, relatively speaking, An Nuan is the most normal.

Generally speaking, it is normal, that is because you can understand the other party, and some behavioral standards and thinking logic of the other party are similar to your own.

Bai Hui opened the QQ space and swipe from top to bottom. She is going to be a guest at the comic exhibition today. She wakes up early in the morning to prepare her belongings, dress up and take selfies and post selfies. She has not had time to check the enemy's situation.

After swiping for a long time, I saw some selfies posted by An Nuan in the morning.

"Oh...good guy..." The slightly raised corner of Bai Hui's mouth is very gentle, not a sneer, "An Nuan often shows affection, and the number of dog licks of ordinary people will definitely decrease greatly, but she seems to have not decreased, but increased. Look at this comment, it’s almost the same as the comment under the selfie I posted.”

Zhu Juntang rubbed his face and leaned over to take a look.

"She shows affection, and her partner is Liu Changan... Liu Changan's appearance is comfortable for boys to look at, and he won't be too lazy to look at it like a little fresh meat or a sissy. Oh...Actually, girls are still commenting Most of them, look at these names, they are basically girls." Zhu Juntang patted Bai Hui's arm, "Be smart, you will face An Nuan later, if you satirize An Nuan for licking more dogs, you It’s like sending it up by yourself.”

Bai Hui couldn't help holding Zhu Juntang's hand. Fortunately, she was reminded by the Sheep's Head Army Master, and Bai Hui planned to mention this inadvertently just now.

Mentioning this point is to give An Nuan a chance to be ironic, because there are relatively few girls in Bai Hui's talk, and boys especially praise and praise.

Bai Hui understands the difference here. In the eyes of girls, a girl like An Nuan is an absolute goddess. For ordinary girls, she is crushed. Even jealousy is powerless. For girls like An Nuan, Often they are sincerely convinced and regarded as a dreamy longing object.

Coupled with a boyfriend like Liu Changan that girls like... most girls like, not only will many people not be jealous of other people's talents and looks, but even when they see An Nuanxiu's affection, they will have the pleasure of knocking CP.

The image of Baifen in the eyes of these girls is different.

"She's actually not that tall, she's stretching her legs, and it's all stretching in the video."

"Selling breasts may still be stuffed and squeezed."

"It's just a charming house. What do you think is the difference between her and those COS who sell meat?"

"Who knows if there is an offline price? Look at her bag, and recently bought a house."

Hey... There is no way to do this, who will let himself dominate the world?Well...except for those two teachers...but they are all old women, maybe all sagging.