I'm really immortal

"I'm asking you about the following."

"Goose, goose, song to the sky."

Liu Changan didn't ask her any more, went to move bricks, built a stove, then dug a large lump of wet mud from the edge of the loach breeding pit and smeared it on the stove.

"Brother Chang'an, are you playing with mud? My classmates said I was a kid playing with mud, and their parents said not to play with kids playing with mud." Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Chang'an sympathetically, and Brother Chang'an didn't either. What kind of friends, I had to play mud by myself.

"Aren't you going to play with me?"

"I'll play with you." Zhou Dongdong squatted down and took the remaining mud and wiped it on the stove for a while.

"After you light the fire, those who have done something will have food to eat." Liu Changan pushed her aside, "There is dry firewood under the stairs, bring some here."

Zhou Dongdong wiped his hands, and quickly went to carry firewood, happily, because the delicious food made by Brother Chang'an could make Zhou Dongdong eat several bowls.

Liu Changan boiled a large pot of hot water and fed some Erguotou to the goose, which would make the goose's feathers stand up and make it easier to pluck them later.

"What's the difference between a goose and a swan?" Zhou Dongdong waited for the fire to be lit, moved a small bench and sat next to the clay stove to watch Liu Changan kill the goose.

"It's all delicious."

Liu Chang'an killed the goose and prepared to let the blood out. The blood of the goose was very vigorous, far exceeding that of ordinary birds. Liu Chang'an even felt a surge of covetousness coming from the carriage beside him.

Big geese are much more expensive than little hens, and Liu Changan wants to eat them himself.

After the bloodletting, pour water to remove hair, boil it on the fire, cut open and clean the internal organs, put salt mixed with green onion and pepper powder in white wine, wipe the goose belly evenly, and then stuff a handful of green onions into it .

After smearing the wine mixed with honey juice, put a large pot on the stove, pour a large bowl of wine and a large bowl of water into the pot, set up a big goose with bamboo chopsticks, seal the edge of the pot with a damp cloth, and the rest It was Zhou Dongdong who came to light the fire.

"Slowly burn... burn these two sticks of firewood and you're done. After burning these two sticks, tell me to turn the pot and change sides. I'll lie down first." Liu Changan told Zhou Dongdong, who was gearing up and finally it was his turn to show off his skills.

Zhou Dongdong was lighting a fire by the side, and Liu Changan was reading a book by the side, while teaching her the following two lines of "Goose, Goose, Song Xiangxiang Tian".

"What's the use of memorizing poems?"

"It doesn't seem to work."

"Then why should I carry it?"

"Because you are a stupid child, only by reciting poems can you look smarter."

"Goose, goose, song to the sky."

"and then?"

"Goose..."

The two were talking when Liu Changan saw Gao Cunyi coming again.

This time behind him was a two-meter-tall man, whose appearance was somewhat similar to that of Chen Changxiu, with the same messy eyebrows, protruding eyes, and cheeks that swelled like knives. Staring at Liu Changan was a bit uncomfortable. Look patient.

"Liu Chang'an, I'm here to disturb you again." Gao Cunyi cupped his hands towards Liu Chang'an.

"Since it's an interruption, you shouldn't come."

"Master's order, I have to obey." Gao Cunyi also looked a little embarrassed, "Liu Chang'an, things in the world are like this, there is never real freedom, and many times you are always forced to accept things that you don't want to accept. If it is resolved, blindly refusing is not the solution.”

"You can speak so insightfully even when the strongman is difficult." Liu Changan laughed.

Gao Cunyi looked embarrassed, "I can't help it either."

"No." Liu Chang'an didn't mind Gao Cunyi coming a few more times. Ordinary people might find it annoying, but Liu Chang'an had a lot of patience.

"Junior Brother, what are you talking about with him?" The strong man behind Gao Cunyi stepped forward.

"This is my senior brother Wang Yibo." Gao Cunyi introduced, "Since you don't want to compete with my master for the time being, can you compete with my senior brother? You don't need to visit our door, we have already sent it to your door, and the discussion is over, you You can rest assured."

Zhou Dongdong was listening to the adults' long-winded conversation with wide-eyed eyes, but she also understood that she came to fight with Brother Chang'an again. Zhou Dongdong was very angry, ran over and pushed Wang Yibo, and shouted: "You guys These bad guys, go away!"

"You brat!" Wang Yibo reached out to grab Zhou Dongdong's head.

Gao Cunyi was taken aback. He knew that this senior brother had always been violent, and it was inevitable that the child would be slapped or thrown away. He was about to stop him, but he saw Liu Changan who was on the reclining chair had disappeared and appeared instantly. In front of Wang Yibo, he reached out and squeezed Wang Yibo's palm.

Liu Changan hugged Zhou Dongdong with the other hand, and covered her eyes with his palm.

"You..." Wang Yibo only felt the severe pain hit him, he clenched his teeth tightly, sweat was already dripping from his forehead.

"Liu Chang'an, I'm sorry." Gao Cunyi hastily apologized.

Liu Chang'an didn't care about Gao Cunyi's apology, he pressed his fingers hard, only heard the "click" sound of cracking every inch of his bone, raised his leg and kicked Wang Yibo's lower abdomen, and immediately flew out and hit the plane tree.

The thick trunk is shaking, and the leaves are falling, as if the autumn wind caresses, and the deciduous acid has taken away the reluctance of the leaves.

"Don't do this in the future." Liu Chang'an patted Zhou Dongdong's head, "It's very dangerous, children can just hide behind adults."

"We are making delicious food, they are so annoying!" Zhou Dongdong hugged Liu Chang'an's thigh and looked at Wang Yibo, "I don't like them bullying Brother Chang'an."

"It's okay, I'm fifth in the world for things like fighting."

"Why is it the fifth in the world, not the number one in the world?" In the TV Zhou Dongdong watched, someone always said that he was the number one in the world.

"The world is so big, there must be a few people who are better than me." Liu Changan said uncertainly, looking at Wang Yibo and Gao Cunyi in front of him.

In Junsha, invincible.

Chapter 97 Mad Woman

With the sound of whirling leaves, Gao Cunyi helped Wang Yibo up. At this moment, Wang Yibo's screams sounded like a goose screaming like a live roasted goose paw. Cracking of the hand bones was inevitable. The sycamore tree was also seriously injured.

"Oh my daddy, what's going on?"

Such screams will naturally cause all kinds of people to wait.

"Is it still possible to go, do you want to call 120?"

"Chang'an, do you know what's going on?"

"I beat you."

"You're still talking nonsense at this time, can you beat this black and blind guy?"

"I kicked him away with one kick."

"Then why don't you kick him to Dongtang, it still looks like you have strong feet."

"That's too much."

After watching the excitement, all the old men and old ladies helped, and Gao Cunyi took Wang Yibo to the car outside the community. Gao Cunyi sat in the driver's seat and did not forget to thank him. It would be difficult for him to do it alone without help. A giant like Wang Yibo moved into the car.

The culprits, Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong, are still under the plane tree.

Liu Chang'an lay down again, and Zhou Dongdong continued to light the fire. After all, eating goose was the top priority today. If he didn't eat goose after working for a long time, Zhou Dongdong's child must be very depressed.

"Brother Chang'an, will we be arrested by the police?" Zhou Dongdong was still a little worried, after all, if we fight in kindergarten, we will be arrested by the police.

"No way."

"If you want to catch us, can you wait until we finish eating the big goose?"

"I hope so too."

"Yes……"

"Add firewood, the fire is low."

……

……

Gao Cunyi sent Wang Yibo to the hospital, and quickly notified Pu Shougeng. When Pu Shougeng arrived, it was already dusk. Wang Yibo's arm was put in a plaster cast, and he was lying on the hospital bed, his face pale.

Gao Cunyi is acquainted with the leaders of the hospital. Wang Yibo has a single ward, which is spacious and comfortable. There are two elegant and fragrant flowers at the door, which are quite delicate. It's just that in such a place, no matter how luxurious the environment is, he can't enjoy it with peace of mind. .

Gao Cunyi saw that the woman he met that day also came. She didn't enter the ward immediately, but stood at the door, looked at the bouquet carefully, and then took a spray bottle and sprayed some water mist on the flowers to tidy up.

Gao Cunyi truthfully informed Pu Shougeng of today's situation.

"How is this possible?" Pu Shougeng's face was clouded. If he insisted on fighting Liu Changan under such circumstances, wouldn't he be humiliating himself?Wang Yibo already has at least [-]% of his own abilities, coupled with his extraordinary strength and swift counterattack ability, how could he be crippled like a little chicken?What kind of strength does this require?

"Master, we can't fight." Gao Cunyi said to Pu Shougeng with a serious expression, saying what he wanted to say a long time ago, "We are not sure that we will win. We should take it for granted if we win. If we lose, we will be ruined. There is no benefit at all." .”

Pu Shougeng suppressed the displeasure in his heart, this Gao Cunyi was blunt and could not speak at all.

"Although your elder brother is only three times as powerful as me, this Liu Changan is still very young." Pu Shougeng snorted coldly, paying attention to the woman behind him.

The woman came over and took the CT photo from Gao Cunyi's hand to have a look.

"Three girls..."

The corners of the woman’s mouth curled up slightly as Pu Shougeng called her the third girl, and she put down the photo in her hand, “The ratio of organic matter to inorganic matter in an adult’s bone is about 3:7, the bending strength is 160mpa, the shear strength is 54mpa, and the tensile strength is 150mpa. It is 400mpa. If it follows the shape of the trabeculae and reverses the stress direction of the bones, the hand bones will present superimposed leverage forces. Assuming that the palms of the third and fourth bones are used as fulcrums, the stress on both sides will be superimposed by four times, then an adult hand bone will be destroyed. It needs about 4000kg, which is like [-] cattle."

Gao Cunyi and Pu Shougeng, including Wang Yibo, who was lying awake on the hospital bed, were all stunned. Although everyone had read some books, no one could understand what the three girls said.

"Sure enough, it's a bloodline inheritance. That's right. I don't know if it was born with a wild woman." The third girl sneered, and turned to look at Pu Shougeng, "You don't need to fight, anyway, you can't win."

"This... this madam, Master has not yet made a move, how can you say that?" Gao Cunyi knew that the three girls were telling the truth, but he couldn't swallow his breath.

Pu Shougeng glanced at Gao Cunyi, feeling restless, in front of her, do you have the right to speak?He quickly looked at the expressionless third girl, hoping that she would not take her anger out on him.

Gao Cunyi saw the completely different look of Master and Heping, and felt resentful in his heart, did he need to serve this woman so carefully?

"Tell me, why did he take the initiative?"

The third girl really ignored Gao Cunyi and just looked at Wang Yibo.

Swept by her eyes, Wang Yibo had a strong feeling of wanting to sit up straight and look more upright, but there were still various pains in his body, and finally he could only force a smile.

"I think the relationship between that brat and Liu Chang'an seems to be very good. I want to give her a hard time. If Liu Chang'an is stimulated, he will definitely make a move." Wang Yibo said embarrassingly.

"Brother, why didn't you directly attack Liu Chang'an?" Gao Cunyi was taken aback.

Pu Shougeng gave Gao Cunyi a stern look and motioned him to shut up.

Wang Yibo didn't bother to answer Gao Cunyi's question, he just paid attention to the woman in front of him.

The third girl laughed, as if the bouquet she sprayed with water mist had bloomed all over the room, the white walls were filled with gorgeous colors, her eyes were flowing, and the corners of her eyebrows and lips were dotted with spring colors. charming.

"That's right, she has a decisive personality, can be said to be ruthless, and is a person who does things." The third girl nodded with a smile, and her fingers lightly landed on the gauze in Wang Yibo's palm.

The fingertips are round and green, as if gently squeezed, it will be as soft as cooked tofu, Wang Yibo can't help holding his breath, except for that unfathomable face, this woman exudes an inexplicable charm all over her body , making people want to follow her breath and feel the fragrance she exhales.

What's more, she also praised him, seeing the jealous look on the master's face, Wang Yibo's pain seemed to have decreased a lot.

"But I hate cruel people the most."

After the third girl finished speaking, she gently squeezed Wang Yibo's palm.

Wang Yibo immediately screamed, staring at the third girl in horror and disbelief, his eyeballs seemed to be about to jump out in pain.

Pu Shougeng held Gao Cunyi firmly, and turned his head away, as if he hadn't heard the screams of his apprentice whom he talked about on weekdays as his own.

When Wang Yibo passed out from the pain, the third girl let go of Wang Yibo's palm, turned her head and smiled slightly, "I don't like doing things like this, don't do this in the future, lest you make me angry."

After speaking, she waved her hand and left on her own.

Only then did Pu Shougeng let go of Gao Cunyi, and Gao Cunyi walked over to check on Wang Yibo's condition, and quickly called the doctor in, looking at Pu Shougeng in disbelief, "How could there be such a crazy woman?"

Pu Shougeng slapped him with a slap, and snorted coldly, "Be careful that misfortune comes from your mouth, do you think this world is so normal, with normal people?"

Gao Cunyi touched his red and swollen cheeks, suppressing the suffocation in his heart. Of course there are lunatics in this world, but why should normal people tolerate lunatics?

Another version of Chapter 98

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong finally ate the goose smoothly at night. Liu Changan put together the leftover goose skeleton and made a thing that looked like a dinosaur specimen in a museum, and named it Swan.

Zhou Dongdong took advantage of Liu Changan to take a bath, occupied Liu Changan's reclining chair, and lay lazily with his belly in his arms.

Zhou Shuling came back, and seeing the chubby Zhou Dongdong, she couldn't help being surprised, "How much did you eat at night?"

"Oh... I don't know..." Zhou Dongdong blissfully remained motionless.

Liu Changan came out of the shower, naked to the waist, wearing a pair of big underpants, with a towel over his shoulders to wipe his head. He saw that Zhou Shuling had put on light makeup and jewelry again.

"Aren't you afraid that she will burst her belly?" Zhou Shuling said reproachfully, took out a few peaches and placed them in front of Liu Changan.

Seeing Taozi, Zhou Dongdong stretched out his hand with difficulty, then retracted it.

"I knew in my heart that I could still eat a bowl, and I didn't let her eat it." Liu Changan wiped the peaches and began to gnaw them.

Zhou Shuling didn't really mean to blame Liu Chang'an either. Life is difficult, and it's normal to meet mean and vulgar people. Occasionally, there are gentle and kind neighbors, which makes life more warm and doesn't completely lose confidence in human nature.

"I'll bring you supper later, fresh iced crayfish." Zhou Shuling smiled and hugged the heavy Zhou Dongdong.

"Thank you." Liu Changan was not polite.