I'm really immortal

Liu Changan has already dragged Zhou Dongdong to the school. Compared with last year when Zhou Dongdong was asked the same answer, she has obviously grown up. Her mother who didn't pay attention to her only had one child, not four children. kind of thing.

Although Zhou Dongdong is clumsy, he is still growing, which is enough. As for whether he can memorize short English stories, WHO TMD CARE GE DANDAN?

Chapter 8 Let's go to elementary school together

After Zhou Dongdong gnawed the ribs, he walked to the trash can, hesitated for a moment, and looked at the bones carefully before throwing away the bones. After licking his fingers, Liu Changan took him to the sink to wash his hands.

"Brother Chang'an, you won't have homework today?" Zhou Dongdong asked worriedly.

"I don't know. I haven't been to elementary school for a long time, so it should be." Liu Changan said uncertainly.

There are a lot of people who worry about education. Not many are competent, but there are also many with ulterior motives. There are also many businessmen who are reforming and improving every year. Generally speaking, Liu Changan feels that many texts are not as good as they were decades ago. .

Many texts in the compulsory education stage are really very important and the most important. The content knowledge in many texts is enough to affect a person's life. For example, Hua Luogeng's "Coordination Method". And people who consciously or unconsciously apply it to their study and life have gained great benefits.

It may feel a little exaggerated to say that the compulsory education curriculum in mainland China was the best in the world before, but if you really want to say whose curriculum is more scientific and perfect, then you can’t point out anyone... That’s the objective point of view.

This is also the basis of the demographic dividend. Without a considerable level of education, no matter how large the population is, it will not bring much demographic dividend.

"You haven't been to elementary school? Then don't go to college, come to elementary school with me, we go to and after school together every day." Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

"Go to school with you every day, then stand at the door of various shops for a while, arrive at school almost late, and repeat this process again after school?" Liu Changan refused.

"Oh!" Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down. Brother Chang'an didn't go to elementary school, but he can go to university directly. It seems that he doesn't have to go to elementary school, so he will tell his mother when he gets back.

"Stop barking like a dog, it's already the second semester of the first grade."

"Oh."

Liu Changan accompanied Zhou Dongdong to complete the registration, visited various facilities of the school, stayed in the parent communication room for half an hour, and then chatted with the principal and class teacher for a while, and led Zhou Dongdong home before noon Yes, class starts tomorrow.

There was no homework again today, Zhou Dongdong was very happy, and even exchanged school-opening gifts with Song Taozi. Zhou Dongdong gave Song Taozi a plate of chocolates, and Song Taozi gave Zhou Dongdong a story about children fighting against trash can destroyers.

Liu Changan took a look. The trash can destroyer is just like his name. He is a criminal who destroys trash cans everywhere. Wherever he goes, people complain and destroy the cleanliness of the city. In order to protect the trash cans, the children started a thrilling battle with the criminals. Finally, the trash can destroyer was moved by the children, realized his mistake, and came to the school spontaneously to clean up the trash for the school.

Liu Changan felt that the red scarves on the chests of the trash can destroyers at the end were very bright. Among them was a child who ate a lot like Zhou Dongdong. Zhou Dongdong was very happy and looked around the trash cans vigilantly, but found no trash cans. spoiler.

Back in the community, I didn't see Shangguan Dandan playing cards at the canteen. Today's poker game ended early because Aunt Xie was going to have a wedding banquet, and Shangguan Dandan had already gone home.

Liu Changan cleaned up the large stove downstairs and the snakeskin bag containing charcoal, Lu Sien rushed over from a distance, followed Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong upstairs.

As expected, Shangguan Dandan stayed at home. What made Liu Changan feel extremely bad was that she was sitting in front of Liu Changan's computer, and a foreign man who looked a bit like Guo Dastan's programmer was speaking with a mutton skewer accent. Instruct Shangguan Dandan to enter the game.

Standing next to him was Zhu Juntang, who seemed to have made some great achievements, with an extremely powerful expression on his face.

The matter has come to this point, it is useless to say anything and do anything, Zhou Dongdong moved over to the accessory that seemed to be automatically connected to the computer's Bluetooth, climbed on the stool and sat in Shangguan Dandan's arms, staring at the computer screen intently.

They finally installed Spider Solitaire, Minesweeper and Thunderbolt on Liu Changan's computer.

"You can also find all kinds of games in Dead Earth Mother. Forty thousand games have been purchased in this account, and new games will be purchased for you when they come out." The man introduced Shangguan Dandan.

"Xiaotang is so good." Shangguan Dandan raised his hand.

Zhu Juntang Yangyang, who had been rewarded by the queen mother, walked over triumphantly and asked Shangguan to touch his head.

The man turned his head, smiled politely at Liu Changan, and walked out of the room under Liu Changan's gentle gaze.

Liu Changan walked over to take a look. His computer had already been installed with dual systems, adding a lot of game resources.

"You can play games, but don't take my computer away." Liu Changan took the initiative to compromise, even if he deletes all the games, what's the use?As long as Shangguan Dandan gave an order, Zhu Juntang would bleat over and fulfill any wish of Shangguan Dandan.

Some people may think that Liu Changan deletes it a few times, and Shangguan Dandan always has to call Zhu Juntang to find someone to install it, which is a bit troublesome. They really don’t understand the brain circuit of the leaders of the ruling class of the feudal empire and the heirs of the contemporary bourgeoisie. Troubled?They will only feel that it is only natural that someone will come to help them realize their wishes if they continue to order.

Shangguan Dandan will not be embarrassed to instigate Zhu Juntang repeatedly, and Zhu Juntang will not find it troublesome, because she only asks others to go to work, and she can also get the Queen Mother's reward-touching the head.

When Zhu Juntang saw Liu Changan came back, he wanted to hit him with the head, but he immediately remembered that Liu Changan kissed his butt yesterday to swear allegiance. I just said "baa" proudly to greet him, after all, in his house, Zhu Juntang is such a well-educated and elegant young lady, of course she would not ignore her master.

Zhu Juntang still admired Shangguan Dandan very much, and from what Liu Changan said, Shangguan Dandan still wanted to steal Liu Changan's household appliances, so he stole them, and Liu Changan had no choice.

The empress dowager said that she couldn't agree casually, so Shangguan Dandan nodded to express that he heard Liu Chang'an's words, so he started to play minesweeping.

Liu Chang'an gave Zhou Dongdong 50 yuan and asked her to take Shangguan Dandan to dinner at noon, and told her to use the 50 yuan for dinner and not to listen to any suggestions from Shangguan Dandan.

Although it is useless, exhortations still have to be exhorted.

Would the weak queen mother have any evil intentions to cheat children of money?Shangguan Dandan casually glanced at the 50 yuan in Zhou Dongdong's clutches, and continued to concentrate on clearing mines.

Liu Changan dragged Zhu Juntang away.

"Why go?" Zhu Juntang was dragged away by Liu Changan indignantly, and he didn't take her to catch the strange beast yesterday!This bad old man who doesn't talk.

"Today is the first day of school." Luckily Liu Chang'an came back, otherwise the sheep would have played with Shangguan Dandan for a whole day, forgetting whether he remembered going to school or not.

"Isn't the first day of school just for reporting, paying money and other things? Do I need to go to these things myself?" Zhu Juntang is also a person with common sense, and has a very deep understanding of this, and doesn't take it seriously.

"I only pay once a year, and I don't need it today. Do you think you are in elementary school like Zhou Dongdong? We have classes on the first day of school. There are class meetings and activities in the morning, so forget it if you don't go. There are classes in the afternoon." .” Liu Changan explained.

It turned out to be like this, Zhu Juntang thought for a while, let's go, anyway, with Liu Chang'an accompanying him, it won't be too boring, so he reluctantly nodded, "You go first, I'll come over after dinner."

"Then you take Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong to dinner, the 50 yuan will definitely be taken away by Shangguan Dandan... You remember to come to class this afternoon, or I will tell your mother." Liu Changan pointed to Zhu Juntang, and then Walking to the school, he and Zhou Shuling had dinner outside at noon, Zhu Juntang would not go to the restaurant outside to eat at all, she wanted to use her own special tableware, a special kitchen, let her go to the restaurant outside to use public tableware, no matter how to disinfect Cleaning is an unacceptable thing for her.

The most she can do is to have a meal at Liu Changan and Qin Yanan's house, which is already the bottom line.

Liu Changan was walking towards the school, and received a call from Qin Yanan on the way, asking him if he would go to class in the afternoon, of course Liu Changan would go, there are a lot more classes this semester, especially elective courses that are held in the evening, when the time comes The class was too late, so Liu Changan had no choice but to stay overnight at An Nuan's house.

"The suspenders I wore today were the first time I wore five-figure stockings. They were suspenders. The hem of the socks was a little tight, but fortunately there was no feeling of constriction. It was a skirt outside, which felt a bit boring... Later I I went to the bathroom to tidy up, and found that the suspenders were tight against the thighs and close to the flesh, which was really sexy, and it seemed to outline the hip line near the heels of the legs, and then met Yan Qingcheng who came to the bathroom, she seemed very envious It looks like girls have thinner legs after all, if they wear garter stockings, they won't have the feeling of depicting plumpness. What do you think?" After finishing the business, Qin Yanan asked casually, he understands women so well, the situation described in words, She should be able to imagine it, and she should be able to confirm her point of view by relying on the picture of imagination.

"You're right." Liu Changan didn't want to argue with her, as long as he agreed with her, she would have nothing more to say, so she could end the topic and hang up the phone.

Liu Changan was a little bit emotional, women always showed superb language talent at this time, Qin Yanan said Yan Qingcheng, but Liu Changan knew who the real target of her ridicule was, but he would not give Liu Changan Maintain Annuan's words.

Yan Qingcheng is only 1.7 meters, much shorter than An Nuan, but the two of them are about the same size, both tall girls, so they are naturally not as plump as Qin Yanan.

But for a girl, An Nuan's figure is just right, and Qin Yanan didn't observe carefully and really compare An Nuan and Yan Qingcheng, but just felt that An Nuan's figure was thin based on a prejudiced impression, which is too small to underestimate Liu Changan's push With the hard work of reclamation, the strength is increasing day by day.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Changan received a photo from Qin Yanan, which was a selfie of her in the bathroom, asking him to see if the socks were a little bit tight... really vulgar.

Why do so many people send selfies to themselves on this day?Liu Chang'an was slightly puzzled, and then called Zhou Shuling to ask for the location.

Chapter 8: Dongdong's Grandma

Liu Changan hung up the phone and waited for a while, but luckily Zhou Shuling didn't send him a selfie.

Zhou Shuling actually sent him a selfie, usually after she put on her make-up carefully, she felt that she could meet people, so she took a photo and sent it to Liu Changan to see how it was.

From this point of view, Zhou Shuling's behavior of posting selfies to him is a bit silly and cute, not so vulgar, and criticizes Qin Yanan and Bai Hui by name.

Liu Changan thought for a while, and then looked in the circle of friends on WeChat. Zhou Shuling took a few photos and sent them to the circle of friends. Judging from the fact that Li Hongfang also appeared on the scene, these photos should be done by Li Hongfang. The photos taken by Zhou Shuling herself are not so Fancy retouching and stickers, not to mention looking for angles to take pictures of long legs and the like.

Zhou Shuling is wearing a black skirt and flesh-colored socks... The flesh-colored socks are a bit like a big mother, but it seems better to change the name to Bare-leg Artifact. After all, it depends on the person and what kind of legs you wear. superior.

The basic tone of Li Hongfang's clothing is white. It seems that the two of them are really wearing the "black and white double evil" style today. Liu Chang'an is a little unclear about Li Hongfang saying that they bought black and white underwear. I guess they are in it today. Dressed, Liu Changan did not evoke any imaginary images.

It's been a while since the photo was posted, and the comments are all from acquaintances.

Old man Qian commented objectively: The two female dolls are so beautiful.

Mrs. Liu is looking forward to it: Let the one in white join our dance team.

Qin Yanan praised and greeted very politely: Sister Zhou, is this Grandma Dongdong?He looks so young, standing with you seems to be ten years older than you.

Zhu Juntang watched the excitement: baahahahahahahahahahaha...I'd better just laugh, hahahaha.

Shangguan Dandan's unclear message: Meat buns.

Liu Changan knew that Zhou Shuling posted this kind of selfie, and the comments below were quite lively, but there were not many friends in common, so he could only see this. Zhou Shuling responded with a few words to each post, with a serious and polite look, unlike some people who never Reply to other people's messages.

I don't know if there are any comments from All-Stars and Mi Gaoming. After the year, these two people have not frequented the rice noodle shop to pursue Zhou Shuling, which has reduced the revenue of the rice noodle shop a lot.

This is a very regrettable thing, just like in the past, although tofu beauties suffered a lot of gossip and even harassment from local hooligans, the tofu business is better after all.

Today's tofu Xishi is different. It can be called so, and maybe it can become the owner of an online celebrity shop and bring traffic.

This is the progress of the new era, which will affect all aspects of social life. Maybe some changes will make people feel regretful and disappointed, but after all, there are more positive progress.

Nostalgia for the old times is true, but always wanting society to go backwards and backtracking is just bad, or stupid and bad, not even pure stupidity.

Liu Changan came to the school thinking about humanistic thought issues habitually.

During the winter vacation, Liu Changan came to the school many times. Today is obviously more lively than usual. There are even parents of students who come to see off their children. Molecules, sadly said that domestic parents dote on their children too much, and their children lack the ability to live independently, while in foreign countries, children go to school alone, and have cultivated extraordinary independent living ability since childhood.

Now that more people are going abroad, and more people are actually living and studying abroad, naturally there is no market for such remarks, and if they are published, they will be ridiculed as the public knowledge of the ancient tomb sect... Take Ugly Country as an example, the whole family mobilized including It is not uncommon for grandparents and grandparents to send their children to school together.

Liu Chang'an nodded. He is now a real ordinary Chinese, and his ideological imprint is like that of ordinary Chinese. It's really great, a perfect young man of the new era, a truly positive and healthy back wave.

The crowd on the campus was in twos and threes. Liu Changan counted the sycamore trees on the side of the road. This year's Arbor Day is approaching again, and he has come to Hunan University again, and he will plant some more sycamore trees at that time.

When planting sycamore trees, it is more suitable to bring Zhou Shuling, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan along.

Asking Zhou Shuling to plant trees is to let her know something. The little daughter-in-law always thinks that she is smarter. I hope that after planting trees on Arbor Day, she will know her own IQ.

Asking Zhou Dongdong to plant trees is just to cultivate children’s values ​​of caring for trees and actively participating in public welfare activities. If there are other purposes, someone will always beep Liu Chang’an bullying Zhou Dongdong, even a fearless dragon will be afraid , or forget it.

As for Shangguan Dandan, she definitely doesn't know how to plant trees. She is just a weak queen mother. Habitat Indus".

"Liu Changan, what are you doing here?"

Someone said hello, and Liu Changan turned his head. It turned out to be Tong Xi, who just met yesterday. She and Qin Zhiqiang went to the comic exhibition together, and Liu Changan even took a photo with Bai Hui with them.

Tong Xi put on makeup yesterday, and today she looks plain, but the gap is not too big, not to the point where she is magical and decayed, which shows that Tong Xi's background is not bad, otherwise Liu Chang'an would not be able to recognize it.

"I am preparing to stimulate the enthusiasm of relatives and friends for afforestation and make them aware of the importance of environmental protection. At the same time, I recall that in 1928, when the National Government commemorated the third anniversary of Sun Yat-sen's death, the Arbor Day was set as March 3 every year, which contained revolution. The best wishes for those who inherit the will of the forerunners to move forward, and the revolutionary cause will grow like a green tree...Of course, you also know who the real successor is. Is there something wrong?" Liu Changan said.

Tong Xi was stunned for a while before noticing the last two words Liu Changan said, and quickly shook his head, "No, let me say hello to you, that manga exhibition is still one day away today, I don't know if Hui Si has gone, you do you know?"

The people I met in the comic exhibition, or through the ACG cultural circle, like to call each other CN, that is, the coser name, some cute, middle school, silly, and contrived names.

The CN of white fennel is called fennel, which is relatively simple.

"I shouldn't be here today. A heavyweight guest like her usually doesn't go for two days." Liu Changan shook his head. The organizer of the comic exhibition also has to consider the cost. Bai Hui's appearance fee and performance fee are calculated separately. , The price is very expensive, she told Liu Changan about the price, and Liu Changan also felt that the price of fennel beans was driven up like this.

Fennel beans, mmm.

Many people may only know the stalks related to Kong Yiji, but they don't even know that fennel beans are broad beans.

Add water and cook broad beans on high heat. When the sides of the bean skin are raised and the middle is sunken, add ingredients and cook for a while. The beans are fragrant, slightly salty and tender. Suck it in your mouth and then bite it lightly. It is the most suitable way to eat. Most people who have traveled to Shaoxing know that there is a Xianheng Hotel there that sells hundreds of catties of fennel beans every day.

"Fei Si is going to set up his own studio and is currently recruiting people. I plan to apply for it. It would be beautiful to think about being able to work with my idol." Tong Xi said with great anticipation.

"Work hard." Liu Chang'an doesn't know about this, but it's normal. Bai Hui should have wanted to develop in this direction when she bought a house. She usually has to go to class, and it takes a lot of time to shoot and edit videos... Under such circumstances, she also promised Liu Changan to teach square dancing.

She doesn't seem to be busy because she is very free.

"Thank you. Qin Zhiqiang and I have made an appointment to have dinner together. I'll say bye first." Tong Xi waved her hand and said goodbye to Liu Changan. She actually wanted Liu Changan to help her and say hello to Bai Hui, but after thinking about it, forget it. Liu Changan was not very familiar with him either, and he was a little too presumptuous to say this.

Tong Xi was quite sure, if it was Liu Chang'an who greeted her, Bai Hui would probably consider Tong Xi, as I saw it yesterday, when Bai Hui looked at Liu Chang'an, there was light in her eyes.

Liu Changan remembered that he also asked Zhou Shuling to have lunch together, probably with Li Hongfang, and Zhou Shuling wanted to eat in the school cafeteria to experience university life, so Liu Changan went to the appointment cafeteria.

Chapter 8 and Three

When Liu Changan came to the cafeteria, adhering to the style of not being active in study and eating No. 1, many people had already prepared hot meals happily.

The dishes prepared in the cafeteria and put into pots, if you go first batch, there will be more meat in the dishes you get, and if you go last, the rest of the dishes will also have more meat. There are not many pieces of meat.

When the whole country studied Hua Luogeng's optimization method and overall planning method to improve work efficiency, Liu Chang'an took the canteen as the practice object, and came to this conclusion, which greatly improved his study, work and eating efficiency.

Eating well, eating a lot, and eating happily are of course beneficial to the improvement of study and work. The premise is that you don’t just know how to eat. For example, Zhou Dongdong’s children only know how to eat, so no matter how good the food is, eat How much, how pleasant to eat, did not seem to improve her study.

Walking into the cafeteria, Liu Changan saw Zhou Shuling and Li Hongfang. Since the cafeteria does not accept cash, they could only wait here for Liu Changan's treat.

Liu Chang'an thought about it for a while, he seemed to really rarely treat guests, except when he brought Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong out to eat, others paid for the rest.

Then Zhou Shuling and Li Hongfang will lose face today.

"How long have you been shopping?" Liu Changan asked. Zhou Shuling was still holding a shopping bag. It seemed that under Li Hongfang's leadership, she had realized the joy of shopping. In the past, Zhou Shuling would buy clothes for two consecutive days.

Liu Changan knew when Zhou Shuling bought clothes, because when she bought them, she always liked to try on the clothes and walk around in front of Liu Changan to ask if they looked good. In Zhou Shuling's opinion, Liu Changan's vision was the most accurate. It looks so good, Zhou Shuling can rest assured that she bought the right one.

Liu Chang'an felt that Zhou Shuling still didn't care enough about her personal quality of life. With her income level, she could treat herself better.

Nowadays, many girls would rather consume ahead of time and overdraw the future, but also improve their quality of life and pursue the so-called sense of ritual... As for the cost, they probably don't care about it. Although they didn't say it clearly, many of them are wishful thinking Abacus, the future husband will be responsible for the overspending now.

Traditional women like Zhou Shuling, in fact, there are many now, but there are many, and when it comes to individuals, it is very difficult for marriageable men to meet one.

"Not long ago, when I came here, I saw a store and took a look." Li Hongfang quickly explained, lest Brother Liu think that he is not doing business, and took Zhou Shuling for a walk all morning.

The more contact she had, the more Li Hongfang knew. She was basically sure that Zhou Shuling and Liu Chang'an had actually had a relationship, but because they both wanted to maintain the current state of getting along, they tacitly kept silent.

Just like some friends of the opposite sex, when they are drunk, they go crazy, and when they wake up, they look at each other in embarrassment, so everyone pretends nothing happened.

The reason why Li Hongfang made such a judgment was of course her conclusion after a series of observations and analysis and rigorous reasoning. She had even thought out all the details in the story, and even Liu Changan used his extraordinary power to use Li Hongfang has already thought about the gesture that ordinary men can't do.