I'm really immortal

It's none of her business for Li Hongfang to continue drinking. It's normal for a middle-aged man to have weak crotch, so he still wants to pursue himself like this?Li Hongfang couldn't help but put down her wine glass, thinking about Liu Ge's naked back that day, looking at his waist and hip line, he must be very energetic, like a small train whining.

"Mr. Li, I'm not talking about you. You're a bit funny, isn't the level of modern science and technology for the conditioning of the body not as good as it was 2000 years ago?" Li Hongfang has seen Su Nanxiu's laboratory and experienced it. At the level of Su Nanxiu, but also the world's top rich man, it is also possible to focus on the successful application of medicine at the top laboratory level.

There are indeed many mysterious and difficult things in ancient times, but it is too unreliable to dig the grave of a guy who died early to find ancient health regimens.

"It's fine if you don't want to say it, are you kidding me?" Li Hongfang sneered, got up and made a gesture to leave.

Seeing that Li Hongfang didn't believe it at all, Li Jiama quickly raised his hand to stop Li Hongfang, and sighed, "Xiao Li, listen to me. I came here to find you with sincerity."

Li Hongfang was also putting on airs, Liu Changan had already given the order, could she not listen?In fact, if Li Jiama doesn't want to cooperate with her now, Li Hongfang will beg to join her.

So she sat down, showing that she was quite at her leisure, and wanted to see what Li Jiama had to say.

"I didn't lie to you. When Liu He went to Chang'an from the Haihun Kingdom, he brought a group of close officials. One of them was my ancestor. After Liu He was deposed, the ancestor also returned to the Haihun Kingdom. Therefore, my ancestors are very clear about many things Liu He did and his situation." Li Jiama lowered his voice at this time, "For example... the No. [-] tomb is believed by many people to be the body of Liu He. , then it is definitely not the real Liu He."

"You mean, you don't want to find the real Liu He's corpse for Gu Fang? Could it be that the real Liu He's current state is a wet corpse like Grandma Xin Zhui, in a living coffin?" Li Hongfang was a little surprised, I feel more and more that Li Jiama is bound to win the No. [-] tomb, and it has complicated purposes.

Li Jiama waved his hands again and again, and then said: "According to the records of our ancestors, the real Liu He is extremely strong and gifted in some aspects, which may be the effect of some ancient prescription. For the queen, in just 27 days, he ransacked all the females in the entire harem, from immature girls to old ladies, and even let him play with the fruit of the empress dowager Shangguan."

Li Hongfang opened his mouth slightly, surprised beyond belief, is he so perverted?It would be great if Brother Liu was so perverted, and as his lackey, he would definitely not be let go.

"Think about it, Huo Guang abolished him, is it really because he is a waste? For a waste emperor, Huo Guang should have nothing to ask for. If the Huo family wants to control the court, they need the cooperation of such a waste emperor. To abolish a waste emperor, Finding Emperor Xuan was definitely not what Huo Guang really wanted... Huo Guang just couldn't bear it anymore, this Liu He is too shameful, he made all the females in the harem go away... Such a pervert, he had to find a bunch of messy reasons to send him Abolish it, after all, the royal family wants face."

"Huo Guang can tell the world that the emperor he found is like a stallion. He sows seeds wherever he goes. Even the empress dowager Shangguan and her fruit are not spared? The Huo family is disgraced, the Empress Dowager Shangguan is also Huo Guang's granddaughter."

Li Hongfang clapped her hands, what she said was so reasonable, she told Liu Changan about this at the beginning, Liu Changan couldn't bear it, and kicked Li Hongfang, after all, the current empress dowager of Shangguan belongs to Liu Changan, who wants to listen to his own woman Things that have been yelled at before?

Thinking of this, Li Hongfang smiled, and Li Jiama said the same thing, he is doomed, after all, he doesn't have a beautiful butt that can make Brother Liu feel sorry for him.

"Do ordinary men have such abilities? Liu He relied on the ancient prescriptions in his hands to make himself pregnant. All I want is his ancient prescriptions. I have all the texts unearthed in Tomb No. I have paid attention to it, but there is no such ancient recipe, since it is not in the No. [-] tomb, it is very likely to be in the No. [-] tomb." After Li Jiama finished speaking, he glanced at Li Hongfang, he was indeed very sincere, true or false Fake at least sixty-seven percent of the truth came out.

The most important thing is that Li Hongfang doesn't like the ancient prescription he needs, and he doesn't need it, and if Li Hongfang wants something else, Li Jiama can give it up, and there is no conflict of needs between the two sides.

Li Hongfang shook his head lightly. Ordinary men would also pursue this kind of thing. For example, as long as they talk about something to strengthen their genitals, it can be eaten to extinction, or become the object of breeding.

Brother Liu didn't need this so-called ancient prescription at all. As long as he wanted to, he would have no problem killing all the female animals in Hunan University.

"I want to bring someone." It's time to agree, Li Hongfang said.

"Okay, you are the one who can organize the manpower." Li Jiamaxi said, of course he also has his own manpower, which can form a tie with Li Hongfang, and it is impossible for him to hand over everything to Li Hongfang, but Li Hongfang is sure. With her needs, it is not a problem to find someone she thinks is suitable.

"The one who ate hot pot yesterday...that one..." Li Hongfang felt a little proud when he wanted to introduce Liu Changan, but he didn't know how to express it for a while, so he thought for a while and said, "That gentleman, he is an absolute master. of."

"What?" Li Jiama was very impressed with that young man. For many years, no one dared to be so rude to him, and stopped him from eating chopsticks while eating hot pot.

If Li Jiama was younger, facing this kind of rude arrogance, he might run away on the spot and find someone to teach him a lesson.

"He is a master of kung fu, invincible in the world, turning clouds into dragons, and covering thousands of miles. His knowledge is as deep as the sea, and he is knowledgeable about the past and the present. He comes from a noble family, and he is the successor of Jianmen. He can be called No. 1 in the world. He is resourceful, strategizing and controlling everything. He is witty He is brave and calm. He has a firm heart..." Li Hongfang couldn't help feeling a little hot all over her body, since she knew Liu Chang'an, she seemed to be poisoned by him, and only being around him could alleviate the addiction.

"Wait..." Li Jiama felt that even if he was not Li Hongfang's suitor, he would not be able to listen to other people's exaggerated description of a person, "Xiao Li, it's fine if you like him, there is no need to be addicted to yourself Not sober. Are you talking about humans? This is God."

"Ah...he is my god." Li Hongfang suddenly felt it, how wonderful and romantic it is to worship a man and regard him as a god.

Li Jiama sneered involuntarily. It seems that no matter how good a woman is, if she really meets the love she likes, she will become dizzy and become a fool.

Chapter 8 and Five: Dan Dan and Dong Dong's Lunch

Liu Changan came to the classroom. After a winter vacation, the total capacity of the classroom increased a lot.

The girls are more round and smooth, while the male students, except for a few, are more aggressive, their faces are full of enthusiasm ready to attack their classmates.

After all, I didn’t find a girlfriend last year. I met with my old classmates during the winter vacation. I watched the ordinary girls transform in college. I regretted that I didn’t start high school in time, so my desire to get out of the singles this year changed. Got more passionate.

It's just that there are not many girls in this class, and there have always been too many monks and too few porridge. Excluding Zhu Juntang, who is a different species from everyone else, and Tong Xi, who has already had an affair with Qin Zhiqiang, the number of suitable girls in the class can be counted on one hand.

Yan Qingcheng suddenly became a hot pursuit. Many people have been looking forward to getting out of singles and starting a new life after entering university. How can they not know that a semester has passed and their single status has not changed. Can they not be anxious?

When Liu Changan walked into the classroom, Yan Qingcheng saw him, looked at him, and nodded slightly in greeting.

Yan Qingcheng's feelings towards Liu Chang'an are very complicated, it's not the kind of ambiguous feeling between a man and a woman, she simply feels that this person... Yan Qingcheng is very grateful to him, but also a little afraid of him, and treats him all kinds of messy things I can't tell whether the rumors are true or not, and I have seen him do a lot of things that subverted her three views of the world, but he didn't provoke or bully her.

Liu Changan walked over directly.

Yan Qingcheng was sitting with the girls, and Tong Xi was next to her. Behind her was a row of boys who love to study. They deliberately approached the girls with the best academic performance in the class, and sat in the front row in the middle of the classroom.

Yan Qingcheng leaned against the chair involuntarily, her body straightened, and she was a little nervous. Liu Changan was watching her walk over, not knowing what he was going to do.

"The counselor said that you brought home some souvenirs for her during the Chinese New Year. Is it for me?" Liu Changan asked.

Yan Qingcheng opened her mouth and nodded involuntarily.

"That's good, bring it to me when you have time." Liu Changan left after finishing speaking.

Tong Xi couldn't help laughing beside him, because when Liu Changan walked over, the girls in the class didn't know what he was going to do, and they were a little nervous. Liu Changan's temperament and momentum were completely different from those of the students in the class. All kinds of rumors about his "student master" made him feel oppressive when he looked down on people.

Now that he walked away, he felt relaxed. He was obviously just a classmate, so Tong Xi thought it was funny. In fact, Liu Changan was not as scary as everyone thought.

"Cheng Zi, why is it that you have the most contact with him, but you feel that you are particularly afraid of him." Tong Xi asked puzzledly, she had only had direct contact with Liu Changan twice, and felt that Liu Changan was actually quite easy to talk to, even though his His posture and eyes are a bit cold, but he has never been deliberately arrogant and contemptuous.

But that Zhu Juntang, although very cute, laughed and laughed with the girls, and gave everyone a lot of gifts, but... there is an indescribable feeling, occasionally I feel that she really thinks that she is a fairy, while others People are ordinary people, lower than her.

But no one would dislike Zhu Juntang, because she was so good-looking, and her dress was of extraordinary taste, which was enviable.

"I'm afraid of him?" Yan Qingcheng came back to her senses, and then nodded her head vigorously. It's normal on the surface to be in contact with Liu Changan, but it's impossible not to be afraid in her heart.

She felt that it was impossible for him to bully her, but also worried that she would eventually be attracted to him and become the target of his crimes. For Yan Qingcheng, who had never naively yearned for a campus romance, this kind of man was full of temptation but rationally felt dangerous. .

Fortunately, she is calm and not dizzy, and she is in a pretty good state now. She didn't develop too much affection for him, and became obsessed with him. This is completely different from some girls in the class who call him by his name in their dreams. Same.

"Why did he ask you for special products... That scraper is so delicious." Tong Xi asked curiously.

"Maybe it's because he helped me find a part-time job. I think I should thank him." After Yan Qingcheng finished speaking, she felt wrong again. Liu Changan is not the kind of person who takes credit... Maybe there is no other reason at all, he just If you want, just ask.

Tong Xi laughed again, Qin Zhiqiang's roommate is quite interesting, Qin Zhiqiang should learn from him, Qin Zhiqiang is a nice person, but he is just too nice, he has to ask Tong Xi's opinions and preferences in everything, just like himself There are no demands or needs.

"What is the relationship between him and Zhu Juntang? Once I heard Zhu Juntang muttering about being beaten by Liu Changan again today. My mother, Liu Changan really dared to beat Zhu Juntang." On the other side A girl lowered her voice and said incredulously.

"No way, Liu Chang'an still cares about Zhu Juntang." Yan Qingcheng was sure of this. At first, she thought it was absurd for Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang to be beaten together by Liu Changan in the hotel.

At this time Zhu Juntang walked into the classroom, the girls stopped gossiping, watched Zhu Juntang look around at the classroom door, and walked in the direction where Liu Changan was sitting.

Liu Chang'an was originally sitting with Qin Zhiqiang, Wei Xuanyi and Sun Shu. When he saw Zhu Juntang walking towards him, he changed to sit in the corner of the last row.

Zhu Juntang observed the tables and chairs first, then took out a bottle of spray with no packaging and no description from his bag, sprayed on the tables and chairs for a while, and then spread a small cushion to sit down.

She pulled the two corners of the small cushion, twisted her body and moved a few times, adjusted her posture, put her hands on the table neatly, looked at the front of the big classroom and said: "The first day of school, it is Be good."

Liu Changan glanced at her twice, if she is really a good baby, that would be great.

"Why did you run to sit in the back here when you saw me coming?" Zhu Juntang actually likes to sit in the corner of the back row, so it's not easy to attract the teacher's attention.

What makes Zhu Juntang very upset is that many teachers in class are usually unwilling to indulge or ignore Zhu Juntang. Instead, they pay more attention to her situation, often criticize her, and write comments to scold her in homework, which makes her more annoyed.

It's a pity that it is almost impossible to buy Xiangda, otherwise Zhu Juntang can do whatever he wants, and she will fire any teacher who dares to look at her in class.

"You have brain problems, there is no way around it, and it won't affect your future. But the students are just ordinary people. I'm afraid that your thoughts and behavior habits will affect others, reduce their IQ and EQ, and make others Mistakes in some routine social coping may cause difficulties in life and work for others." Liu Changan is also a caring and considerate person, so he will naturally think of his classmates.

This is very necessary. When many students accidentally heard some of Zhu Juntang's remarks, they were very puzzled and suspicious of life.

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled indifferently, and then said: "I greeted Tandan and Dongdong well today. They want to eat a buffet, so I reserved the hotel's cafeteria and let the hotel staff People piled up all the buffet items together to form a hill for Dan Dan and Dong Dong to climb up to eat."

As he said that, Zhu Juntang took out his mobile phone and showed Liu Changan the photos she took by the way.

I saw that the meal hill in the photo was bigger than the 20-person table. The naked eye could see that there were a variety of meals, and there was even a bull’s head on the hill as an ornament, with all kinds of juices piled underneath. Dripping meat steaks and seafood, all kinds of fruits are dotted around.

"Are you crazy?" Liu Changan turned his head to the side, feeling a little headache, he shouldn't let Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan Zhou Dongdong mix together.

In the photo, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong are each wearing a set of white clothes, which are a bit like epidemic prevention clothes, but they may be stronger. After all, many ingredients have sharp shells and bone spurs. The two climbed on the hill. Standing, sitting for a while, lying on the stomach for a while, it is completely like two eye-catching fat maggots writhing on the rich food.

"You asked me to take them to dinner!" Zhu Juntang was confident and unconvinced. He let it go if he didn't praise her, but he even scolded her.

If it wasn't in the classroom, Liu Chang'an would beat Zhu Juntang up, and then tell her what it would be like to take someone to dinner under normal circumstances.

Liu Chang'an also lived a life of extravagance, and the so-called wine pool and meat forest may be worse than that. After reminiscing about it, Liu Chang'an gradually calmed down, sighed and said nothing.

What made Liu Chang'an even angrier was that Zhou Dongdong was fine, after all, he was a child, and Shangguan Dandan actually enjoyed it, how about a bit of the elegance and reservedness of an imperial empress dowager?Now she looks like a big Zhou Dongdong, and she hasn't forgotten her owl. There is a photo showing that she took the drinks from the hotel and filled them into this oversized thermos bottle by bottle.

When Zhou Shuling went back to her hometown to participate in the banquet, she just brought home the "Wuliangye" that everyone hadn't drunk or opened. Shangguan Dandan decided to pack the drinks in the cafeteria... Forget it, it was Zhu Juntang who booked the place anyway. No one would argue with Shangguan Dandan.

Liu Chang'an even thought of a scene, when he went to the buffet at other times, Shangguan Dandan was also packing the drinks in the restaurant, the waiter came to remind him, Shangguan Dandan probably stared at others with wide eyes, and looked at them majestically, On the other hand, she kept pouring drinks into her owl.

"You are too poor, and Dandan and Dongdong must not be able to eat enough." Zhu Juntang complained to Liu Changan with some worry, "I will take them to eat in the future."

Liu Chang'an didn't say anything, he was an ordinary person who was diligent and frugal, this was his own living habit, so there was no need to force Zhu Juntang to accept the simple and applicable life philosophy of ordinary people.

"After the semester starts, Yan Qingcheng's class and the work of the student union of the department will not be so busy, and you can start class." Liu Changan looked at Yan Qingcheng in front of him and said.

Knowing that her make-up lessons were unavoidable, Zhu Juntang was not too excited. As the bottom one in the whole grade, she had to take make-up exams for every subject, but she would definitely fail the make-up exams. Yan Qingcheng could only be tutored.

Zhu Juntang held the seat cushion left and right with both hands, swayed his body, tilted his head to the left, and tilted his head to the right. He didn't care at all. Zhu Juntang was fearless about making up lessons. Yan Qingcheng came to class and chanted sutras like a Bodhisattva All right.

What disturbed Zhu Juntang the most was that Liu Chang'an would give him lessons, and if she didn't listen carefully to Liu Chang'an's lessons, she would be beaten.

Of course, now that Liu Changan didn't talk about his class, Zhu Juntang wouldn't mention it either, she's not a fool.

"In addition to the "Book of Songs" this semester, I will also give you a class on history and cultural knowledge." Zhu Juntang's poor history and cultural knowledge impressed Liu Changan deeply. If he and Zhu Juntang attend certain occasions together in the future At that time, Liu Changan would inevitably feel ashamed when he heard the nonsense she said there.

Zhu Juntang frowned, pouted his lower lip, blew his bangs a few times, and looked at Liu Changan incomprehensibly.

"Huh?" Liu Changan didn't care what she had to say.

"History and cultural common sense class, let's do it. After all, although I am knowledgeable and talented, I still have some confidence in you. You come to class to make up for some of my deficiencies. It's just that the Book of Songs is not necessary. I am very familiar with the Book of Songs now There is also quite a lot of research, you don’t need to talk about it, I can just flip through it.” Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly, “Why do you still give me a class on the Book of Songs? Don’t you believe that I can draw inferences from one instance and draw inferences from one instance?”

After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, she was a little proud. How well she used these two idioms, most people would definitely not.

"I believe you are a ghost." Liu Changan gave her a blank stare and let her experience it for herself. Zhu Juntang has no self-knowledge at all, just like Shangguan Dandan who always thinks that she is a queen mother who is thrifty, knows how to live, and will live a shrewd life .

It's time for class, Liu Changan stopped chatting with Zhu Juntang, he skipped a lot of classes last semester, and he wasn't even the first in the whole grade in the final exam, even though he got a scholarship, he was still a little dissatisfied with himself.

Chapter 8 A Small Trick for Two People

After class in the afternoon, Zhu Juntang put her hands behind her back and followed Liu Changan's steps with kicks and jumps. Her skirt swayed from side to side, her white stockings reflected the light of justice, and her straight legs were like peeling shells. The spring bamboo shoots are pretty and tender.

"Where are you going to play?" Zhu Juntang put his hand on Liu Changan's shoulder.

"I'm going to find An Nuan."

An Nuan is Liu Changan's girlfriend, and it's okay for him to go to her, but there is a girlfriend like this, and he wants to do something with her even if he has nothing to do.

"I'm going." Zhu Juntang has no interest in An Nuan, but just wants to go. If he can act as a light bulb, interfere with Liu Changan's date, and make him angry, Zhu Juntang will feel very happy.

"When Zhou Shuling went on a blind date, she didn't bring Zhou Dongdong with her. Why should I take you?" Liu Changan moved his shoulders, and bounced Zhu Juntang's palm away.

Zhu Juntang didn't insist, after all, it was risky to do such a thing, what if he beat himself up in front of An Nuan?That would be too embarrassing.

It's better to go to Qin Yanan, Zhu Juntang walked to Qin Yanan's office, and prepared to go back to Lushan Mountain with Qin Yanan.

As they walked, Zhu Juntang told Zhou Shuling that he would take Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong to play at night, and then asked Jin Xiaomei to pick them up and send them to the top of Lushan Mountain.

Zhu Juntang wanted to play with them, but also had his own strategy in it. If he just went to play with Qin Yanan by himself, Qin Yanan would definitely fool Zhu Juntang with something to eat at night, and get Shangguan Dandan, Qin Yanan would be eager to show off. Skill, will prepare a sumptuous dinner.

In this situation, Shangguan Dandan is very good, even surpassing Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang laughed a few times, although Qin Yanan always felt that Zhu Juntang's fairy spirit would lower her baby's IQ, but Zhu Juntang played with her repeatedly and applauded without knowing it.

Witty... Zhu Juntang praised herself, didn't want to walk anymore, snapped her fingers, and the baker brought her a balance bike, and rode to Qin Yanan's office.

"Customize me a balance car that looks like a white cloud and can emit cloud mist and water vapor." Zhu Juntang ordered without looking back.

"As you order, Miss San."

Zhu Juntang also thought of this temporarily. She is a fairy, and only this kind of balance bike is suitable for her.

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Liu Changan walked over to the School of Business and Technology. As a compound with far more people than the School of Biology, there are many more arrangements and things for the start of school than here. An Nuan is very busy, so I communicated with her. An Nuan refused and Liu Changan went first. Her family waited for her proposal and asked Liu Changan to go home with her.

An Nuan is very busy at the beginning of school, Professor Liu is not busy, she is doing nothing at home.

Liu Changan is quite familiar with the business school. Except for the newly built teaching buildings and dormitory buildings, the layout of other places is not much different from that of 30 or [-] years ago. Just recalling, the first picture that comes to mind is always a bit yellowish, always Scene on a hot summer day.

It seems that many people recall their alma mater with such hues and sense of season.

He walked to the periphery of the volleyball court in front of the girls' dormitory. There was a lotus pond next to it. It was the season of dry water. The lotus leaves were broken and the water was dark. It had been turned over last winter, and a lot of lotus roots were dug out to give The cafeteria added more dishes, and all the teachers and students in the school were invited to eat free stewed pork ribs with lotus root.

This is the case in many schools. Some fish are raised in the artificial lake of the pond on the campus. After the salvage, all the teachers and students of the school are invited to eat for free. It feels very humane, and everyone often eats very happily. I can't forget this little thing that the school does, and it creates a lot of nostalgia.

It's like Professor Liu Jianshe's unforgettable memories of the agriculture and forestry base of Hunan University and the girls and daughters-in-law who came to bathe in the canal next to the base in the surrounding villages.

It is because of such feelings that many famous foreign universities and scientific research institutions offered olive branches, and Professor Liu Jianshe was not tempted.

Thinking about these past events, Liu Changan found a boy holding flowers standing not far from him, looking towards the girls' dormitory.

Is this to meet your girlfriend, or to confess?