I'm really immortal

"Are you calling me and Dongdong pigs? Pigs eat in pots." Shangguan said angrily.

"Brother Chang'an, I'm as good at eating as a pig now?" Zhou Dongdong said happily.

It turned out that when Zhou Dongdong was just in primary school, Brother Chang'an said that piglets eat in washbasins. That night Zhou Dongdong wanted to use washbasins to prove himself, but was stopped by his mother.

Is he finally so powerful now?

"Yes." Liu Changan agreed, children should be encouraged and educated.

Zhou Dongdong quickly stood up, opened his mouth and rushed towards Liu Changan's bowl. Liu Changan quickly grabbed Zhou Dongdong who was trying to learn how to eat like a pig and put it aside. As powerful as a pig, I will learn how to eat like a pig right away.

Shangguan giggled lightly, Dongdong is so cute.

"By the way, Miss Zhu sent me a message today, saying that a batch of fresh super large oysters will be shipped from her kitchen tomorrow, and give us a big bucket." Zhou Shuling is looking forward to the "super large oysters". I went to the buffet and realized that oysters can be so big.

In my usual impression, it is the small oysters about the size of sixties in the alley of Wuyi Road.

"A big bucket? We can't finish it, right? We can't eat this stuff unless it's fresh." Liu Changan said worriedly.

Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan strangely. Could it be someone else pretending to be him?

"Just kidding." Liu Changan laughed. "A big bucket is fine. There are many ways to eat oysters. They can be eaten raw, fried, grilled, marinated and stir-fried. I'll handle it. You can't even open oysters."

"Why can't I?" Zhou Shuling was not convinced. When she was a child, she touched and handled mussels in ponds in the river. Oysters are similar to mussels.

"Big oysters are as big as my palm, and your arms are so long, you have to use your strength to open them. Try it tomorrow." Liu Changan appreciates her dissatisfaction.

"Try... just try it." How could it be so big!Is it bigger than the cafeteria ones?Zhou Shuling felt a bit reluctant, but she couldn't let Liu Changan underestimate her, thinking that she couldn't even do such a little work.

She is not Shangguan Dandan, if she can't even do such a little work, maybe Liu Changan will despise her as useless.

Zhou Shuling was a little envious of Shangguan Dandan. This little girl never cared whether Liu Changan disliked her. Not only did she not work, she would also get angry when Liu Changan asked her to work. When she got angry, she would move Liu Changan's electrical appliances. There was nothing he could do about her. .

After eating rice noodles, Zhou Shuling went to wash the dishes. Liu Changan remembered that he hadn't practiced photo editing for a while, and some shortcut commands were unfamiliar, and maybe he had forgotten some small skills, so he had to get familiar again.

The photo I took for An Nuan last year has not been finished this year. It is normal to take an hour to take a picture and a year to retouch it, but I can speed up the speed and efficiency. After all, this is a post-processing of my girlfriend's photo.

It’s easier to do post-processing on An Nuan’s photos. It has a good foundation and is easier to retouch. You don’t need to do post-production for her like some girls. Basically, you need to make a new face.

Shangguan Dandan saw Liu Changan sitting in front of the computer and turned it on, so he put down the thermos and walked over, slipped under his arm, leaned against his arms and looked at the screen, and tapped the "steam" sign.

"I want to learn the application of new technologies that keep up with the times." Liu Chang'an suddenly felt that Shangguan Dandan was not as good as Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling at least knows to "promote herself". With this thought, what about Shangguan Dandan?

Shangguan Dandan can have the current level of integration into life, thanks to Liu Changan who forced her to accept the "coffin teaching". After she left the coffin, she has never seen her learn and improve herself.

I just do nothing every day, boil water, drink effervescent water, play cards, eat, lead Zhou Dongdong to wander around, and haven't done any other meaningful things.

I haven't even learned how to ride an electric bike.

Now that the daily routine of playing games has increased, anyway, it is not keeping pace with the times to improve my knowledge level.

Shangguan Dandan didn't care what he said, and continued to tap the screen with his little finger.

Liu Changan ignored her and opened Adobe Photoshop Elements 2017.

Shangguan Dandan waited for a while, and found that Liu Changan had no intention of quitting to play games for her, so he went to fetch the thermos, then got back to his original position and stood there, watching him tap and go while drinking water. .

Finding that Sister Tandan hadn't come back to watch TV, Zhou Dongdong also came over, and the elder and the younger looked up at the operation that they couldn't understand at all.

"All right, all right, you play." Liu Changan lost the mouse, and scolded Zhu Juntang when he saw her tomorrow, it was all her fault.

Liu Changan: Defeated.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong: win.

Chapter 812 It's Lovely

Liu Changan woke up in the morning, turned over habitually, and wanted to lie on the bed for a while, but found that he was being supported, so he did a few half push-ups and sat up.

He took a look at the phone, and An Nuan finally couldn't help sending a message asking why when he sent Liu Changan back yesterday, he felt an inexplicable sense of tacit understanding between him and the other two professors.

Liu Changan smiled. Yesterday, she felt like she wanted to speak but stopped several times. He thought she would persist until we met before asking, but in the end she couldn't help but send a text message.

"Your mother doesn't want me to stay overnight because it will affect her sleep, but she can't just say that she wants to drive me back, so she has to go to Hedong after dinner. At this time, I am very discerning, Naturally, we have to cooperate and say, let me go there... As for Professor Ling, she must have listened to our corner one night and didn't sleep well. It's just that she couldn't say anything, but the tacit understanding between Professor Liu and I , and also in line with some of her wishes."

Liu Chang'an explained that everyone is an adult, and an adult is able to understand and cooperate with these petty thoughts and details. There is no need to explain it clearly, everyone understands it, and can avoid many embarrassing and misunderstood misunderstandings.

An Nuan is a girl after all, but she is An Nuan after all, and she is much better than ordinary girls who can perceive the kind of unspoken communication.

An ordinary girl: Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang is a typical example of being useless to see. It's not that she is so stupid, but that she, like Shangguan Dandan, grew up in an environment where others looked at her with winks and expressions.

In comparison, Shangguan Dandan has no self-knowledge. Zhu Juntang is still loved by thousands of people. Naturally, it is difficult to get rid of this state of waiting for others to look at her. Shangguan Dandan is obviously not as good as a phoenix that has been plucked. The state, only her beloved "daughter-in-law" spoiled her.

After all, he has never been hit hard by the iron fist of socialism. Liu Changan punched him twice, and then he got up, kicked on his slippers and went to the living room.

Shangguan Dandan was still in front of the computer, when she heard the door open, she turned to look at Liu Changan.

"You played all night?" Liu Changan was taken aback, Shangguan Dandan had two very obvious dark circles.

Shangguan nodded slowly.

Liu Chang'an felt that something was wrong, Shangguan Dandan would not have dark circles even if she played until she died suddenly, so she walked closer and took a closer look, and found that the dark circles were drawn by herself.

Shangguan Dandan's make-up skills are extremely poor, but she has rich experience in painting her own face, which can be seen from the fact that she is repeatedly regarded as Monkey King by Zhou Dongdong.

"Why do you draw yourself a black eye?" Liu Changan asked incomprehensibly.

Shangguan Dandan took a selfie with his mobile phone, then took a picture of the computer desktop, and posted a Moments: Last night, he played games all night!

"I want to see which of my daughters-in-law will be the first to come to care for and condolences to me." Shangguan Dandan said to Liu Changan after posting to Moments.

Liu Changan went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

When he went downstairs, Shangguan Dandan had already wiped off the dark circles under his eyes, and followed him to boil water.

Zhu Juntang happened to send someone to deliver the oysters. When it comes to delivering food here, Zhu Juntang is rare and considerate. Knowing that people here eat a lot, she always sends a super large portion.

Zhu Juntang has only these advantages, so Liu Changan decided not to scold her today, but to scold her another day. The fact that she installed STEAM on Liu Changan's computer is really hateful, and a big bucket of oysters can only slightly reduce Liu Changan's anger .

The oyster deliverers followed Liu Changan's instructions, put down the vat and went back. Shangguan Dandan took one out, gritted his teeth and pulled it hard, and then threw it back. He walked into the room and said, "It's so hard to open." Ah, I have no strength."

Liu Changan ignored her. He didn't expect her to help. He looked at the oysters, and they were neither the famous Belon copper oysters nor Ginato oysters.

In recent years, Kumamoto oysters have become popular, but Zhu Juntang will not buy them. She believes that after the Fukushima incident, Japan has radiated Ultraman and irradiated Godzilla. Although Zhu Juntang is from Frog Island, he is not green ractopamine. Nuclear frogs do not eat pigs or nuclear food.

Liu Changan took a closer look and found that it should be a close relative of the Bluff oyster or a similar species, a deep-sea oyster that has been in the Antarctic waters for more than ten years.

At this time Zhou Shuling took a knife and Zhou Dongdong went downstairs. Zhou Shuling looked at the oysters in the vat, then looked at the knife in her hand, and slowly put the hand holding the knife behind her, without saying a word. send.

"I don't have class in the morning, and I will come back early in the afternoon to process these oysters, and we will eat some together in the evening." Liu Changan smiled and took Zhou Shuling's knife from behind her.

"Well...then I'll buy vegetables and ingredients, and you tell me what else to buy." Zhou Shuling said with some embarrassment. These oysters look like big rocks. Material wasted.

The most important thing is that he didn't laugh at himself, and he didn't seem to be prepared to dislike her for not being able to do it, otherwise Zhou Shuling would have to prove herself.

Zhou Dongdong was reaching out to dig out the bucket, and then took out a bottle of red wine under the cold pile of oysters, then turned his head and shouted: "Sister Dandan, here is also the champagne you like to drink."

The bottle of this red wine is very similar to those champagne bottles of Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Dongdong concluded that it must be really delicious champagne water, but the children would fall down and roll on the ground when they drank it uncomfortable.

Shangguan Dandan came out quickly, took a look at it in his hand, and said to Zhou Dongdong: "You come back tonight, let's drink some together, this is a little different from champagne water, maybe you won't be able to sway after drinking it."

Zhou Dongdong jumped up and down, looking forward happily.

After breakfast, Liu Changan sent Zhou Dongdong to school on an electric bike, and taught Shangguan Dandan how to ride an electric bike. Lu Sien was a little worried that he would lose his job, so he ran behind, screaming all the way to show his presence.

"You don't know how to ride, when will you learn?" On the way back, Liu Changan asked Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan could only push the electric bike around, and then just like now, she put her hands on the backs of Liu Changan's, and squeezed into his arms very safely to simulate riding a bike.

When Liu Changan's body swayed with the inertia of turning, she also twisted a few times. Liu Changan looked left and right at the road, and she followed suit. Liu Changan looked up at the red light, and she looked at the red light, as if she was driving appearance.

"No matter how familiar I am, don't you get impatient?" Shangguan Dandan said loudly, "When you took my pony carriage to play, I begged for it many times before you returned it to me."

"Does this have something to do with what happened at that time?" Liu Changan couldn't understand that she always said things that happened more than 2000 years ago, "Failure is the mother of success. You learn after failing a few times. Don't try." There is no failure, but there is never success."

"You are a success, I am a failure."

Liu Changan stopped the scooter, stepped on the ground with both feet, stretched out his hand and pinched her cheek several times, and then rode back again, not bothering to persuade her to ride by herself.

Back in the community, Liu Changan saw Bai Hui walking slowly under the sycamore tree as if taking a walk. Her eyes fell on the big barrel of oysters under the tree.

Shangguan Dandan hurriedly honked the horn, followed by a yell: "Drip!"

Bai Hui turned around and smiled.

"What's the matter?" Liu Changan asked after parking the car.

"No... I was here with my cousin last night. I just chatted with Xiaotang. She said that you only have class this afternoon. I just don't have class in the morning, so I came over to have fun and chat with you about Bai Xue. The kind in the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism." After Bai Hui finished speaking, she greeted Shangguan with a faint smile.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Bai Hui who was empty-handed, nodded, and then took the mobile phone to feel the care and condolences of the "daughters-in-law".

Chapter 813 I Didn't Expect It

Bai Hui watched Shangguan Tandan go upstairs, she held up her skirt, her movements were a little slow, she pressed her thigh just as she walked upstairs, and then took a short rest before taking another step.

"Dan Dan's dress is pretty, but it seems that it's not very convenient to go upstairs." Bai Hui's voice was a little louder, trying to let Shangguan Dan Dan know that he was praising her for her beautiful dress.

Liu Changan also looked back, and then said to the naive Bai Hui, "She's just pretending, she went upstairs in the hope that someone would see her and help her upstairs to show her honorable status, and by the way, help her up the stairs." She's the title of a thoughtful daughter-in-law."

Shangguan Dandan heard it, turned back and glared at Liu Changan, then quickly went upstairs with a jump, he clearly knew what she meant, but he never thought of coming to help her, he would hold Ouyou in his arms later Just dangle in front of you!

Bai Hui was stunned for a moment, this Shangguan Dandan was weird, he was thinking about some messy things all day long, what was even more strange was that Liu Changan could see Shangguan Dandan's little thoughts!

"Liu Changan, I want to ask you something." Bai Hui did not talk about Bai Xue with Liu Changan for the time being, and there was one thing that made her a little worried.

"Ask." Liu Changan touched Lu Sien's dog's head and said.

Lu Sien lay beside the bucket, the salty taste of the seafood made him want to lick it, and the old man with his tongue sticking out wanted to poke those oysters.

"Dan Dan seems to be quite indifferent to me. Does she have any opinion on me in private? Or when did I offend her?" Bai Hui has always been a little confused about this.

Shangguan Dandan seems to have a very good relationship with many girls, not to mention Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong, Zhu Juntang is like a dog in front of Shangguan Dandan, and even takes the initiative to let Shangguan Dandan pat his head.

She almost shook her head and stuck out her tongue to lick Shangguan Dandan... Bai Hui wasn't targeting her best friend, but just happened to see Lu Sien licking oysters here, so she thought of this metaphor.

Even his cousin Zhongqing, Shangguan Dandan seemed to like him a little bit. Zhu Juntang asked his cousin if Shangguan Dandan got along well. Zhongqing said that she had a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan. If you go to eat barbecue, of course you will call Liu Changan.

"Do you want to have a good relationship with her?" Liu Chang'an laughed. He had reminded Bai Hui that Shangguan Dandan was a lucky person, and it wouldn't hurt to have a good relationship with her.

Bai Hui nodded embarrassingly, and quickly explained: "She is so cute, who doesn't like such a girl?"

That's all, it's not like what Zhu Juntang said, if you have a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan, you can occupy a place in Liu Changan's heart.

Zhu Juntang was talking about the harem, but Bai Hui felt that she was right to understand it this way.

Lovely girls like cute girls, right? Liu Changan turned to look at Bai Hui. She was wearing white stockings today, with clean and soft girlish legs. The skirt was dangling. The little deer, which bounces and jumps for a while, and stops and looks around for a while, is pure and lively.

Of course, as a personal characteristic, Bai Hui, who is still full of youth and vigor, is still the most prominent personal characteristic. Liu Changan has long been used to seeing it, and he has taken it for granted, so he didn't look at it more often.

"It's actually very simple. You just need to invite her to eat. Treat her to eat more times, teach her makeup, or even help her with makeup, give her some small gifts, and she will like you." Liu Changan Turning his head and glanced upstairs, actually Shangguan Dandan didn't have any objection to Bai Hui, the Queen Mother was just very realistic.

Bai Hui couldn't help standing on tiptoe, the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, in fact, it has nothing to do with Liu Chang'an... I simply feel that everyone has a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan, if I can't squeeze into such a social circle, I will inevitably be a little isolated Feel.

Girls are very concerned about this. For them, being excluded and unable to integrate into a certain circle is often the most uncomfortable point.

But besides eating... what small gifts does Shangguan Dandan like?It's not good to ask Liu Chang'an everything, you have to work hard to be sincere.

If you ask Liu Changan, it is very likely that after Shangguan Dandan receives the gift, Liu Changan will say to Shangguan Dandan, "Baifen asked me to buy it." In Shangguan Dandan's view, the intention may be to please her It's so obvious.

"By the way, you said just now that you wanted to discuss the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism with me?" Liu Changan asked with a slight frown.

Bai Fen nodded, last time he called him, he said a lot, Bai Fen was inexplicable.

Later, after Bai Hui went back to investigate, he realized that the Bai Xue he knew was not the same as the Bai Xue that most people know now, and it contained too many historical and cultural stories.

So Bai Hui went to buy some books and spent more than 1000 yuan. After buying them, even though she had only read three books and understood the basics, she would not talk about this topic with Liu Changan. Hemmed and hawed.

She is even a little proud, and has some unique insights from her own female perspective.

"Actually, you have just entered university now, which is the critical moment to stabilize the Three Views. During such a period, if you can study the basic principles of Marxism, it will be of great benefit to you, especially if you spend the time studying the debate between Buddhism and Taoism. , Spending on reading Maogai will benefit you all your life.”

Liu Changan went on to say, "After you have a general understanding of Mao, you will be able to look at the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism from a higher and broader perspective. The historical materialism and dialectical way of thinking about problems are even more important. It can make you several levels better than those who have not received these educations."

Bai Hui stared blankly at Liu Chang'an, my old lady bought so many books, and was sleepy after reading those crap, I don't know how much coffee I drank before I insisted on reading a few books, and now you asked me to read Maogai, to understand Fundamentals of Marxism?

"Don't be so surprised. I'm not exaggerating. You see, many Western elites have completed their brain development, but they just can't understand some problems. I want to say that it's because they haven't studied Mao Gai and Marx. Do you believe it? ?Of course, even if some people understand it, they won’t say it’s another problem.” Liu Chang’an thought for a while, and made an analogy: “Before the heliocentric theory, basically everyone believed that the sun revolves around the earth. These people Are they all idiots with brain problems? Of course not, they are no different from the Western elites who are now blindly anti-China, except that their thinking is limited and they cannot break through cognitive barriers..."

Bai Hui stretched out her hand and motioned Liu Changan to stop. She felt that she was taking a "Mao Gai" class, and her "Mao Gai" teacher also made similar remarks, always spreading the truth of the world in a sacred way.

"I'll learn... I'll buy it now, I'll buy a set first and have a look." Bai Hui sighed, being friends with Liu Changan, even if forced to improve himself, there is no harm in the end.