I'm really immortal

After Liu Changan went upstairs, Zhu Juntang had just finished her lunch and hadn’t changed her clothes. She stepped on a balance car shaped like a cloud, and when she saw Liu Changan, she waved her hand, and the balance car sprayed mist in all directions, including the top. drove over.

Liu Changan frowned, as expected of someone who likes to play with Zhou Dongdong.

"You are lucky to see a fairy soaring through the clouds." Zhu Juntang stepped on the balance bike, slightly taller than Liu Changan, feeling extra imposing, and naturally spoke to Liu Changan in a bossy tone, "Seeing my beauty and fairy spirit, Do you have a feeling of wanting to worship?"

"Worship? I'll give you a lung." Liu Changan felt that if she drove this thing and rushed out from the roof of Baolong Center, he would show her admiration.

But Liu Changan wouldn't say that, maybe she would think that Liu Changan would save her, if she really tried it, would Liu Changan save her then?Or is it gratifying to cultivate a second child wholeheartedly?

It's still him who is in trouble.

Seeing that he didn't mean to worship him, Zhu Juntang didn't take it seriously, the old man was just arrogant, and it was obvious from his expression that he struggled for a while between worshiping or being reserved.

Zhu Juntang drove the Yunduo balance car around Liu Changan in circles, and soon the fog completely enveloped Liu Changan. This is the most advanced cloud manufacturing technology, which can make the fog very thick and last for a long time.

"Grandpa, I suddenly remembered that when I went to Wuyue Mountain to play, I saw a sea of ​​clouds under the mountain. It would be fun if we could ride the clouds and fog in the sea of ​​clouds." Zhu Juntang lives here, and he can usually see the clouds and mists around him, but he doesn't feel The sea of ​​clouds is so magnificent.

When the whole city is immersed in fog, Zhu Juntang can also see a similar scene on the top floor of Baolong Center, but that kind of weather is too rare.

"What kind of mountain is Mount Wuyue?" Liu Changan frowned, and understood that she was probably referring to Mount Heng. Many people in southern Hunan called Mount Hengshan Nanyue Mountain, but few people in other places called Mount Taishan Mountain or Mountain Huashan Xiyue Mountain.

In fact, the cultural level of many people is not much higher than that of Zhu Juntang. Find ten people at random and ask them to name the five mountains within ten seconds.

"The Wuyue Mountain you mentioned is Nanyue Hengshan. The five mountains are Dongyue Taishan, Nanyue Hengshan, Xiyue Huashan, Beiyue Hengshan, and Zhongyue Songshan. Among the three mountains and five mountains, the five mountains are fixed, and the three mountains have different names. Do you remember? ?" Liu Changan took the opportunity to educate her about science, Wu Yue couldn't figure it out, basically he was even worse than illiterate.

Illiteracy is often just illiteracy, but it does not mean that they do not understand any common sense.

"I have seen someone make a dragon-like kite, which can fly tens of meters long. You said that if we make a dragon kite and fly, then you take me to step on the dragon's head, and then go to the sea of ​​clouds in Wuyue Mountain Li Fei, how majestic is that? Those who go to burn incense will definitely kneel down and kowtow to us when they see us, and really pay respect to us." Zhu Juntang said with great longing, although he is a real fairy, but people bow to him Worship is often just a money trick, which is already a bit boring.

To make others kneel down involuntarily due to the shock from the heart, this feeling is what Zhu Juntang wants to pursue now.

"Go and play by yourself, tie a lifeline to your body, and let the helicopter hang on it, and you will not be in danger." Liu Changan was not interested at all. He used to play with some signs of destiny for the sake of publicity, but now ... There are still many stupid people, and doing so has some effect.

"No, I want to play with you, it's fun to play with you." The more Zhu Juntang thought about it, the more interesting he became, grabbing Liu Changan's arm and shaking it back and forth.

"why?"

"I don't know, anyway, I like playing with you more and more, I just like it..." Zhu Juntang leaned over, rubbing his cheek on Liu Changan's shoulder.

He actually acted like a baby, just like a husky like a normal lunatic, suddenly acted like a golden retriever, which made people feel uncomfortable.

"Okay, if we have a chance to play together, it's more fun to bring Zhou Dongdong." Liu Changan reluctantly agreed.

"Hey, I knew you actually doted on me." Zhu Juntang was triumphant.

"Go ahead and dream, I get annoyed when I see you, no points."

"BAA Baa baa!"

Not knowing why she suddenly meowed like a sheep again, Liu Changan stepped on her balance bike and drove her off to change clothes.

"The baa-baa are not counted, so people only count sheep before going to bed." Zhu Juntang explained why she meowed like a sheep, and asked someone to open the metal explosion-proof door of her dressing room to change into a small skirt.

Liu Changan drove Zhu Juntang to school, and Zhu Juntang suddenly felt that he was a little unwitted. Last year, he chose to be in the same class as Liu Changan. In fact, he wanted to play with him anytime, so why did he have to be in the same class?As a result, until now, I have completely lost my personal freedom.

Now her campus life is being bullied and humiliated by Liu Changan and Qin Yanan, if she wants to change classes and majors, their husband and wife must be in the way.

"Where's your little white pig?" Sitting in the car, Zhu Juntang put Liu Chang'an's hand on a little pig doll, and grabbed his fingers on the little pig doll.

This can give him a psychological hint, maybe whenever he is with Bai Fen, he can't help scratching Bai Fen.

As witty as I am, Zhu Juntang admires himself.

"Bai Hui and Shangguan Dandan went to beat Hu Zi away." Liu Chang'an didn't even bother to explain that Bai Hui was not his little white pig. He grew up so big, and he never met a few people who wanted to make their girlfriends into stepmothers all day long.

Zhu Juntang was taken aback. It seemed that Baifen had finally regained consciousness, and couldn't help laughing, "I really envy your luck. I slept with Baifen last night. I inspected the goods for you. It was really Q bomb... "

Liu Chang'an grabbed the little pig doll, held the pig's nose, and pushed it into her mouth. He even described it. He was really speechless.

"Ah...bullying me again!" Zhu Juntang danced, snatched the little pig doll and crawled over to draw a gourd in the same way, and stuffed the pig into his mouth!

Liu Chang'an reached out and grabbed her by the back of the neck and pushed her away. Zhu Juntang was immediately subdued by one blow, and he struggled and kicked in the back of the car, but there was nothing he could do about him.

Liu Changan sighed, although the reason for controlling her now was not because of going to school, but he did think of those children who struggled desperately with their parents and didn't want to go to school every year when kindergarten or first grade started.

"I surrender!" Zhu Juntang shouted.

Liu Changan snorted and let go of the back of her neck.

Zhu Juntang groaned and came closer again, Liu Changan raised his hand and stared, Zhu Juntang pouted, continued to hum and then rubbed against him, leaned on his arm and closed his eyes, it was totally wrong to go to school at this time It's nap time, sleepy, take a rest.

Entering the campus of Xiangda University, in fact, there is still some time before the class starts. Zhu Juntang watched the dance video of Bai Hui on the car TV. Now her video has more than one million hits, and she cooperated with a friend to dance the dance video of "Xin Treasure Island" , and even exceeded 1000 million.

If she can kill Liu Chang'an under the raging fire, then her life will be complete, Zhu Juntang secretly glanced at Liu Chang'an while watching the video.

Liu Changan drank a bottle of orange juice from the car refrigerator, and glanced at the dance from time to time. Although Bai Hui was not a dance major, she was willing to work hard and learn. Now she can master various styles. The bullet screen praised her dance skills also increased a lot.

At this time, someone knocked on the car window, Liu Changan opened the car curtain and saw Yan Qingcheng, so he lowered the car window.

"Why are you..." Yan Qingcheng was a little surprised, and then felt that it was impolite to be so amazed, and said quickly: "I have something to do with Zhu Juntang...in fact, I have something to do with you."

Zhu Juntang hurriedly took a blanket and covered himself from head to toe. If Yan Qingcheng was sensible and witty enough, she should know that this was an invisibility technique.

"I know, I have to make up lessons for her tonight, right?" Liu Changan tore off Zhu Juntang's blanket, "What can you do with me?"

"I brought you a souvenir, let me give it to you now." Yan Qingcheng held up a snakeskin bag.

What Liu Changan likes most is local specialties, who makes him barely considered a city dweller now?People in the city like pure souvenirs, so they opened the door with a smile and got out of the car, taking the souvenirs in their hands, "Get in the car and sit down, chat with Zhu Juntang, and have some drinks."

"No, let's talk, I'm going to the classroom first..." Yan Qingcheng said to Liu Chang'an gratefully: "I have saved enough money, and I will take my mother to Junsha for a check-up soon, and let her go shopping in Hunan by the way. Greatly fulfilling her wish...then it may delay a day or two of make-up lessons."

"Okay...you can accompany your mother for a week, no, a month, and I will pay for the supplementary tuition. Where does your mother want to go? You can accompany her to travel around the world, and I will sponsor the whole process." Zhu Juntang heard it and immediately supported her. Yan Qingcheng is very filial, and it is best for the mother and son to go to Antarctica for vacation.

When Liu Changan closed the car door, he treated Zhu Juntang's words in the car as if it didn't count... Yan Qingcheng's mother was Yan Huaye, and she was an acquaintance back then.

Chapter 817 Ancestral Secret Recipe

Liu Changan was very impressed with Yan Huaye back then. At that time, the female college students were beautiful with a sense of age, Gu Pansheng's big eyes, pure and elegant with pride.Just like Miss Hong Kong in the 90s, including beauty pageants in mainland China, every contestant who can reach the finals has his own unique facial features and temperament. It is absolutely impossible for every contestant to come out of the same plastic surgery hospital after the 2010s Pipeline products.

Yan Qingcheng is not as beautiful as Yan Huaye, maybe it is polluted by this era... Just kidding, no matter how strong the maternal genes are, if the living standard cannot keep up as a child and the child suffers from malnutrition, all aspects of growth will inevitably be affected.

Maybe Yan Qingcheng can take good care of her, and she can transform in the future. This is also entirely possible.

It's just that as a strong and independent girl, paying too much attention to her appearance is obviously a kind of disrespect, so under normal circumstances, Liu Chang'an would not pay attention to Yan Qingcheng's appearance compared with other girls, what characteristics and characteristics are there? Which are insufficient.

"If your mother is really in poor health, you can come to me, I have a secret recipe passed down from my ancestors." Liu Changan said to Yan Qingcheng, what a filial child.

Yan Qingcheng nodded, if a boy of the same age said something about "ancestral secret recipe", Yan Qingcheng would probably not take it seriously, but Liu Changan was different.

The highest-level social elites that Yan Qingcheng can get in touch with, such as Zhu Juntang and Qin Yanan, are convinced by Liu Changan. If you don't take Liu Changan seriously, you are really stupid.

There is nothing wrong with classifying Zhu Juntang as a social elite. Zhu Juntang's performance often lacks common sense, but...whether he is a social elite or not is not based on common sense tests.

Just like many Ugly country politicians, they not only lack common sense, but are even anti-intellectual, which does not prevent them from being Ugly country elites.

There are many idiots in the country, especially the well-known intellectuals, who have great influence and have many fans and fans.

After long-term contact, Yan Qingcheng feels that even though Zhu Juntang lacks common sense, she is cute and beautiful. If she says something stupid and does something stupid, it will make people think she is cute. As for those well-known people, their appearance matches theirs. Words and deeds will only make people feel disgusted or even terrible (Ba Anise Name Picture.jpg)

"Is your ancestral secret recipe released after more than a month of ideological struggle over and over again, and finally against the decision of your ancestors?" Yan Qingcheng was in a good mood, and made a joke with Liu Changan.

"What?" Liu Changan was considered an ordinary college youth, but he didn't deliberately chase after the latest meme, and didn't understand why the smile on Yan Qingcheng's face followed.

"It's nothing. I saw an advertisement of a miracle doctor before. He made many advertisements for different health products, and he decided to publish them after violating his ancestors. People are curious about how many ancestors he has." Yan Qingcheng explained with a smile .

Liu Changan understood, and nodded, "Oh, I know, I know that person...but I can't publish my ancestral secret recipe."

"I also hope that my mother won't use your ancestral secret recipe." Yan Qingcheng is still relatively relaxed. Her mother's body is more likely to be malnourished, and there are some physical discomforts caused by mental and psychological pressure. The most important thing is Or conditioning, there should be no major problems.

After chatting for a few words, Yan Qingcheng went to the classroom first, and Liu Changan entered the carriage with the souvenirs in his hand.

After such a short while, Zhu Juntang actually fell asleep, and he pushed her awake without hesitation.

"What are you doing! I'm counting sheep!" Zhu Juntang got up angrily, grabbed Liu Changan's shoulder and pushed him.

Thinking of Yan Qingcheng being so filial and caring, Liu Changan became even more annoyed, grabbed her shoulder with his backhand and pushed her for a while, and finally squeezed her into the corner of the seat with one hand and yelled.

"You old man, you woke people up and tortured them like this!" Zhu Juntang was very wronged. If ordinary people get angry when they are teased, they would take the initiative at this time, and they could take advantage of the opportunity to beat him with momentum, but Liu Changan didn't care about it at all, still Wanton oppression of Zhu Juntang.

Liu Changan was still carrying souvenirs, so it was inconvenient to continue torturing her, so he said angrily, "You not only have to learn from Yan Qingcheng, but also learn from her filial piety, independence and perseverance."

Zhu Juntang's black and clear pupils rolled around in his eye sockets, and after a while he said vigilantly: "Did you really hook up with my mother, so I tried to build a feeling of filial piety as a father and daughter, come on Let me adapt to the family environment in advance? Otherwise, why do you always look like you are going to be my stepfather when you talk?"

It would be great if her quick-witted mind could be used on serious business. Liu Changan let out a long breath, "It's not like you don't know your mother's way of doing things. If I'm with her, I have to guard against her 24 hours a day. slice."

"That's not enough." Zhu Juntang laughed. Hearing Liu Chang'an's exaggeration, she just thought it was funny. She really didn't think her mother would do such a thing, because her mother was good at math and good at counting sheep. Of course, she knew it well. How dare he really try to slice Liu Changan... If he could slice it, he would have cut it early.

Liu Changan ignored her, and saved a video on the Internet.

After a while, the two entered the classroom together. After working together and observing last semester, in the eyes of most students, Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan had a wonderful sense of harmony, which made people believe that the intimacy between men and women may not be It's all ambiguous.

Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang were sitting in the back row. Qin Zhiqiang hesitated for a moment, but came over and sat next to Liu Changan.

He still thinks that Zhu Juntang is a beautiful girl who broke through the dimensional wall, but he no longer has the cowardly mentality of the past, and he didn't even dare to approach Zhu Juntang at first.

"Chang'an... Recently, Tong Xi always said that I am too kind and considerate of others, but I always feel that this is not a real compliment." Qin Zhiqiang could only consult Liu Chang'an.

At first glance, Liu Changan is a holy beast in the flowers. He has smelled the fragrance of the flowers, tasted the honeydew of the stamens, licked the morning dew on the petals, and may have even destroyed the flower branches and planed the roots of the flowers. What is unclear?

The other two roommates, Sun Shutong and Wei Xuanyi, probably didn't understand girls as well as Qin Zhiqiang.

"Of course it's not a compliment. Girls are all M-shatterers. They like to be dominated, manipulated, and dominated by force. Even if the decisions you make without authorization are wrong, they don't like you asking them too much for their opinions. "Zhu Juntang hurriedly said.

"You know again?" Liu Changan gave Zhu Juntang a sideways glance, and then said to Qin Zhiqiang, "She's right, it's almost like this... Tong Xi will say these things to you, which means at least she is Zhu Juntang talking about it. This situation."

"I'm right! Then give me another look!" Zhu Juntang said angrily, not wearing her baa baa doll costume now, otherwise he would definitely be shocked.

Qin Zhiqiang nodded with a little understanding. Recently, he wanted to know Tong Xi's true thoughts about some things, and wanted to think about them more comprehensively. When he asked her more questions, she was indeed a little impatient.

"Girls are often like sheep..." Liu Changan continued.

"Baa! Baaaaaaa!" Zhu Juntang called out loudly.

Liu Changan interrupted his words, took out his mobile phone, and showed Zhu Juntang the video he had just downloaded from the Internet.

After reading it, her eyes were full of tears, her cheeks were puffed up, she stood up furiously, punched and kicked Liu Changan, then pulled her small cushion, and walked to the front row to sit with Yan Qingcheng went.

"Xiaotang, what's the matter with you? Liu Chang'an bullied you again?" Yan Qingcheng comforted in a soft voice, not all because Zhu Juntang was her benefactor, and Yan Qingcheng always refused to teach Zhu Juntang. Consciously substituting the mentality of the kindergarten aunt, coaxing her to get used to it.

"Liu Chang'an is a devil. He...he... found a video of shaving a little sheep with electric clippers. The little sheep... the little sheep seemed to be skinned off. I... I have a good sense of it." It feels like he has pulled out a layer of skin from my whole body!" Zhu Juntang said angrily, he has never seen a more hateful guy than this old man.

When I was in the car, I saw him downloading something, and I didn't pay attention to it at the time, so I didn't expect him to release it suddenly to torture her.

Counting sheep before going to bed tonight will bring up these horrible images, how can I still bleat carefree in the future?I feel like I have a psychological shadow, as soon as I scream, I feel the fear that I will be skinned by him.

Chapter 818 I'm so sorry

After class, Yan Qingcheng watched incomprehensibly as Zhu Juntang went to look for Liu Changan again. She slowly rubbed against Liu Changan, and Liu Changan held her head to keep her distance. As a result, she punched and kicked the air, and then held him again. Put Liu Changan's palm on his head, and then pulled him into the car.

Why are you trying so hard to comfort her?

There was a cultural activity at Zhou Dongdong's school today, and Liu Chang'an stopped by to pick her up after class. Zhu Juntang strongly requested to come along, because after all, she is the Dharma protector under the Holy Maiden of the Wind and Thunder Sword Gate of Kyushu, so it is also appropriate to pick up the Holy Maiden after school.

"I will take revenge sooner or later." After getting into the car, Zhu Juntang said angrily to Liu Chang'an who was reading parent-child education books.

"Well." Liu Chang'an had no objection, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, and you happen to have the word gentleman in your name, which fits this sentence. Will."

"Don't think that I'm afraid of you if you say so many idioms!" Zhu Juntang took a ballpoint pen aggressively and grabbed Liu Changan's hand.

Liu Changan didn't want to make her afraid of himself by saying a lot of idioms, let alone who would be afraid just because others use a lot of idioms?

Zhu Juntang, who is ignorant and ignorant, unconsciously feels that she is at a disadvantage when she hears others use a lot of idioms.

Zhu Juntang first drew a knife on Liu Changan's wrist, and then drew a few small circles to indicate bleeding, and then said triumphantly, "Your wrist was cut off by me, and it is bleeding continuously."

Liu Changan didn't even look at her, but deleted the parent-child education book on his phone. These things are like chicken soup for the soul, and they use the same set of the era when the public's right to speak is unquestionable. What happy education, what Parents giving up their jobs to be with their kids growing up and stuff like that.

I feel that domestic children are still more suitable for traditional education methods... Maybe they have different understandings and implementation methods in their personal practice, but I really want to say that there is a set of better and more widely applicable systematic methods in this world. That also doesn't exist.

Many people don't realize how much they have, but they start to completely deny the systematic education and learning methods they have received since childhood.

In the end, I chose a set of education methods that I thought I had paid and dedicated, and moved me, but the children I educated had serious psychological problems. Such an education method is very undesirable.

There was a serious problem with Zhu Juntang's education, and it was all Su Mei's fault. If Zhu Juntang had been by her side since she was a child, she would definitely not be in the muddleheaded state she is now.

Just like Zhou Dongdong, even if there is a mother like Zhou Shuling interfering, because he has been eating, drinking and having fun with Liu Changan for a long time, and has been influenced by his ears and eyes under the plane tree, he has grown a lot now, from a stupid child to a witty and brave primary school student.

"Your arm has been sliced ​​by me." Zhu Juntang was patiently drawing one knife after another on Liu Changan's arm, each knife representing Liu Changan's one cut.

"Your mental victory method ranks among the top ten people I've ever met, and even Ah Q can't compare to you." Liu Changan said appreciatively, she is so outstanding.

Zhu Juntang thought for a while, there were not many people Liu Changan knew and he knew, so he asked, "Who is Ah Q? Is it the boss of QQ? Or some beautiful girl who wants to compete with Qin Yanan for the position? "

"It's your mother." Liu Changan couldn't help cursing.