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8 Twenty Chapters Benefits of Practicing Yoga

Junsha is built along the Xiangjiang River, which is divided into east and west. The city of Hedong is prosperous, and tourists gather here. There are many universities in Hexi, and the atmosphere of education is strong.

Wuyi Road starts from the railway station and spans the north and south of the city. The earliest subway lines [-] and [-] in Junsha are also built according to the pattern of east, west, north and south.

"It is said that when we graduate, several subway stations in front of the school will be built." Bai Hui said helplessly.

At that time, Bai Hui could take Line [-] at the door of her house, transfer at Wuyi Square, and go straight to school... If Liu Changan wanted to, she could also make an appointment to meet at Wuyi Square and go to school together.

In the story of Bai Xiaohui and Xiao Liu Changan, the two of them must have done this kind of thing, and they would do it every day.

Thinking of this, Bai Hui smiled comfortably. Anyway, I have to buy a car anyway. If I happen to see him finishing get out of class when I pass by the School of Biology, and I happen to be going to the city center on the way, I can give him a ride. .

I don't know if he will sit in the passenger seat?

Generally speaking, the passenger seat is a special seat for wives or girlfriends, and the role changes. When a girl is driving, is there such a thing about the passenger seat?

Husband seat?

Thinking of this, Bai Hui's heart was pounding, and she couldn't help but tighten Liu Chang'an's arm a little bit, feeling that buying a car was imminent, and she would buy it tomorrow.

"The subway is a great invention. After the world's first subway was built in 1863, many countries still use the subway system of a century ago, and the dirt and urine smell have become symbols.

When there is no mobile phone signal network coverage, reading books in the subway to pass the time has become a superior humanistic phenomenon that is advocated. Until the construction company from China helped them cover the network, the phenomenon of reading books in the subway also disappeared. It's...isn't it fun? "

Bai Hui didn't think it was funny, but she thought that she had taken the subway with Liu Changan, but hadn't taken the bus with him.

The bus seems to be a place where some stories can easily happen. Bai Hui originally planned to walk back, but it seems that it would be good to take the bus with him for a certain distance first.

What's more, there are many traffic lights on this section of the road, and there are frequent traffic jams. Maybe the time to go back by car is not much different from walking.

Sit for a while, then find a reason to get off the bus, continue to walk around and have a look, you can also have some supper or something, Bai Hui felt that she was very witty at this time, and arranged many things at once.

Liu Chang'an, who was arranged by Shangguan Dandan to send Bai Hui home, seemed to obey her arrangement. Bai Hui felt that if he just asked him to send her home, he might not be so well-behaved. It seems that he has a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan The effect is immediate.

No wonder Zhu Juntang had always asked her to go to Shangguan Dandan to spend her time. Bai Hui regretted that she didn't listen to Zhu Juntang's suggestion earlier... As Zhu Juntang's friend, Bai Hui should have known that when Xiaotang was not messing around , her advice and help were very effective.

A bus that looked very crowded stopped at the stop, Bai Hui didn't care where it was going, she dragged Liu Changan and got on the bus.

"The terminus of this bus line is the former old crematorium and a funeral home." Liu Chang'an knew exactly where the bus was going.

"Ah?" Bai Hui was taken aback. The bus routes in a big city are intricate and complex, covering all the corners of the city. Even a native of County Sha can't figure it out. Bai Hui has never heard of anything. Old crematorium or something.

It's not surprising that Liu Chang'an would know, Bai Hui even felt that he could smell the soil by digging anywhere, and talk about what was here before, what happened, and so on.

His familiarity with Junsha gave Bai Hui the feeling that he knew more than those old men and women who wandered around all day long.

"We... we didn't ride to the finish line." Bai Hui said happily, anyway, she got off after sitting for a while.

There were no seats in the car, the two of them were standing, and a few more people came up from behind, pushing Bai Hui and Liu Changan to the back of the car.

Bai Hui and Liu Chang'an were standing very close, she wanted to hold Liu Chang'an's hand, but she felt that standing face to face was more likely to happen than holding hands, such as a sudden sudden brake, she bumped into his arms, let him feel The girl's beautiful white girl grave and so on.

Because he mentioned crematoriums, funeral parlors, etc., Bai Hui naturally thought of the word "Bai Girl's Grave", which was also taught by him... I just don't know when he will come to dig the grave. Is there research?

So Bai Hui blushed, and if he really came to steal Miss Bai's grave, then he would bury him in Miss Bai's grave.

Liu Changan looked at the passengers looking at their mobile phones. The light from the mobile phones illuminated their faces, which were somewhat whitish and blue. The carriage was very crowded, but it was silent. It felt like the atmosphere of telling a ghost story.

"The driver of the bus company who originally signed this line was very bold, and there was an unwritten rule that the driver could not talk to passengers who got on the bus after 12 o'clock, and could only stop according to the line regulations and wait for passengers to board and get off. If you see passengers waving on the way, you must not stop." Liu Changan said to Bai Hui.

The powder on Bai Hui's face turned white, and she said in disbelief: "Ben... I wouldn't stop if I waved, I just had to stop at the stop..."

"Sometimes even after 12 o'clock, this bus is full of people, just like now, no one speaks, and it is very quiet." Liu Changan was talking, while paying attention to his surroundings, there was a middle-aged man in the crowd Squeezing back and forth, she was approaching Baifen.

"You...you...don't scare me, I'm very brave!" Bai Hui said with clenched teeth, she even dared to provoke Liu Chang'an, so is she still afraid of ghosts?

She felt that ghosts would feel anxious when they saw Liu Changan, and she was not afraid of Liu Changan, so of course she was not afraid of ghosts.

"I remember one time when I took this bus in the middle of the night. When I got to the terminal, a group of passengers got off the bus silently and lined up neatly towards the funeral home. I followed them when a little girl suddenly took my hand. She said: Brother, you haven’t been burned yet, so you can’t go to the funeral home. I looked at her and found that only her head was intact, but her body was completely burnt, leaving only the skeleton…”

Bai Hui screamed and threw herself into Liu Chang'an's arms. The crowd around them finally stopped being silent and looked this way one by one.

Liu Changan nodded towards the crowd. They suddenly looked at this side in unison, which felt a little horrified.

The middle-aged man who had been pushing back and forth took the opportunity to get close to Bai Hui, and just glanced at the tall and burly Liu Chang'an, before he turned around and squeezed behind another girl.

"You're scaring me...wait a minute, wait until you scare me so that I can't sleep at night, see if I don't keep sending messages to harass you." Bai Hui raised her head in Liu Chang'an's arms, the car was too crowded, she pounced on In Liu Changan's arms, the place where he was standing was immediately taken by someone, so Bai Hui had no choice but to stay still in his arms.

Liu Chang'an regretted telling the ghost story a little bit. He was harassed by her just now in the alley, and now it made him feel warm and soft in his arms.

The two of them were crowded together, Bai Hui only felt that his breath was full of his smell, and gradually felt her body was a little soft, as if all the strength was accumulated on her toes, so she couldn't help standing on her toes, opened her lips slightly, and exhaled The warm and slightly sweet breath clung to his neck, and he didn't know whether to lower his head to take a big breath, or raised his head to hold his breath.

The bus was swaying, and Bai Hui was flustered. She felt her impulsiveness, as if she had returned to the day when she confessed her love. Encouraging her to hurry up, some voices are reminding her to be rational, and some voices are timid, as if they are the real Bai Hui herself.

"Go down first." The bus arrived again, Liu Chang'an said in Bai Hui's ear.

Bai Hui was like a robot that had received instructions, she had already got out of the car before she could react, then she turned around and saw a girl in the car screaming, Liu Changan pulled the middle-aged man behind the girl down.

The bus driver didn't mind his own business. The passengers on the bus glanced around, then lowered their heads in unison, continuing to look at their mobile phones indifferently.

"What are you doing?" The middle-aged man wanted to run away, but Liu Chang'an's hands were like iron hoops. He looked at Liu Chang'an in a panic, and his eyes looked around.

"He was attracted by you just now and came to your side, but when he saw me, the flower protector, he gave up on you, a beautiful girl, and went to touch another girl instead." Liu Changan said to Wuzi who didn't know what happened. Bai Hui said.

Many girls are like this. With a boy she can trust and feel safe around, their vigilance is basically reduced to zero.

"Don't mess around, do you have any evidence?" The middle-aged man became stiff at this moment.

"Why do people always think that I want evidence? I don't have any evidence. I'm not a policeman or a judge. Why do I need evidence? I'm just an enthusiastic teacher who wants to teach you how to practice yoga." Liu Changan shook his head disapprovingly. Shake your head.

He dragged the middle-aged man away from the green landscape by the river, and stopped when he reached the river.

"Why practice yoga?" The middle-aged man asked with trepidation while struggling. This young man was different from the nosy people he had encountered before.

The meddling people either grabbed him to go to the police, or beat him up, but this young man was confusing, and therefore all the more disturbing.

"Liu Chang'an, don't kill him!" Bai Hui was also flustered. Although she hadn't seen Liu Chang'an kill someone yet, she felt that if he killed someone casually, she wouldn't be surprised at all.

At that time, Bai Hui and him will become grasshoppers on a rope again... No, he will definitely say that she is the grasshopper on a rope, and he will use the rope to lead her or something.

If he wanted to hold her with a rope at some other time, in the bedroom or something, Bai Hui would be a little bit willing, but it shouldn't be that he killed someone and turned her into a grasshopper. .

"I won't kill him. Go stand far away and play with your phone with your back to us, but don't get out of my sight." Liu Chang'an reminded. There are few people on this riverside, and Bai Hui is not very smart. He has to watch, lest she fall into the river again...

Almost every time Liu Changan and her were close to the water, she would fall into the water... Once Liu Changan jumped into the water and nearly died in a heroic rescue.

"Young man, don't act recklessly..." The middle-aged man became more and more flustered when he saw Liu Changan's leisurely and calm posture. He only singled out this kind of person in movies. They are usually some kind of perverted murderer, high IQ criminal, etc. of.

"Come on, let me teach you yoga."

"Jerky joints, you don't usually exercise much."

"Let me help you loosen your joints."

"Yes, that's it... You see, I stretched your joints for you, and your whole body is much more flexible."

"Try to bend down, yes, bend down a little more, yes, your head can reach down to your crotch, very talented."

Liu Changan taught him to practice yoga. Through joint massage, the flexibility of middle-aged men has been greatly increased. For ordinary people to practice to this level, it is not enough to work hard every few years, but who made him meet? What about a good teacher like Liu Changan?

"In the future, when you are full of lust, don't go on the bus to harm other little girls. You can see that you can solve problems by yourself just by bending over and opening your mouth. How good is it?" Liu Changan urged him to practice once, but nothing happened. Embarrassing him, he left to look for Bai Hui on his own.

The middle-aged man was stunned on the ground, trembling all over, watching Jiang Tao slapping the shore with dull eyes, the smell of heather in his mouth was so disgusting.

Just now I heard this young man telling ghost stories on the bus, so I should know that he is a real evil spirit!

Chapter 821 Three missing one

Liu Changan squatted by the river and washed his hands. He just beat the bones and joints of that person, and smoothed out the meridians. However, a person with a dirty and wretched heart will inevitably feel that he will be unclean if he touches him. He needs to wash his hands. handwashing.

The river water is unexpectedly transparent, and many species of aquatic organisms have become extinct, but the water quality is at least much better than it was 30 or [-] years ago.

It can be seen that there are many fine corpses of aquatic organisms on the shallow riverside, floating, settling, swallowed by the environment where they grew and buried them, and re-entered the natural cycle.

Before natural science told progress, there were stories of people entering hell and reincarnation after death. Is it such a simple understanding of material and biological cycles?

He glanced back at the middle-aged man who was still vomiting on the beach, and then at Bai Hui who was obediently not looking back. It was a stark contrast between ugly and beautiful.

Liu Chang'an admits that the night and the river breeze are not stunning, but a landscape dotted with white fennel.

"Let's go." Liu Changan walked behind Bai Hui and said.

"What did you do just now?" Bai Hui was playing with her phone pretending to be calm just now, but she inevitably pricked up her ears to listen.

She didn't dare to turn her head now, for fear of seeing that the middle-aged man was not so complete, lacking arms and legs or something.

"Do you know Jiaoren?" Liu Changan kicked the pebbles away from his feet, and walked towards the scenic road on the river bank.

Bai Hui glanced at the side of the river, and there are many myths and legends related to it, but it seems that the sharks have nothing to do with the Xiangjiang River.

"I know, the mermaid is our mermaid, also known as Quanke. It is said that the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang captured the mermaid to make an ever-burning lamp, and it is still burning."

Bai Hui said with sympathy and pity, "The ancient "Shan Hai Jing", "Sou Shen Ji", "Dade Nanhai Zhi", and the modern Kyushu series also have mermaids in their settings."

"I'm talking about Jiaolong's Jiao." Liu Changan said.

Bai Hui was a little puzzled, then searched, and pointed to the introduction on Baidu, "Look, it says that sharks can communicate with dragons."

"Who asked you to use Baidu's stuff as an authority? Many people search on Baidu casually, go to popular science, and go to argue. It's actually very stupid. You must not do this." Liu Changan waved his hand.

Bai Hui was a little unconvinced, but she also knew that what he said was correct, just like what he said last time about "Bai Girl's Tomb", only the girl's tomb can be found on Baidu, and it has nothing to do with what he meant, and his The source of the poem praising white fennel can't be found either.

A Chinese-focused search engine has been working for so many years, but it’s so useless. It’s really rubbish. No wonder many companies can only enjoy domestic dividends. Once they go abroad, they can’t start a business. After all, they are just pigs on the wind, trash .

"Jiaoren, next to insects, mermaids, next to the word fish, if you think about it carefully, you will know that they cannot be the same creature." Liu Changan continued.

Bai Hui frowned. After thinking about it carefully, she still wanted to refute him, "In ancient times, animals were divided into five categories, called five insects. Fish, lizards, snakes, etc. are all scale insects! Their leader is Jiaolong, which is The Jiao next to the worms you mentioned. Why can’t fish sex be intermingled with insects?”

Liu Chang'an is very patient now, and he doesn't plan to classify Bai Hui into the ranks of gangsters for the time being, let alone such a good-looking gangster with such a good-looking body, he belongs to the gangster who can reason with her instead of physics.

"What you said just proves that insect sex and fish sex cannot be used interchangeably, because the mermaid that fish breeds is just a type of Jiaoren that insects breed." There are so many magical animals in Shan Hai Jing, how many kinds has she seen?Modern people generally see more strange things.

"The jellyfish I'm talking about is a more common kind, common in great rivers and lakes. They are completely different from the sad and beautiful merman in the literature you have read. The jellyfish who have sex with insects are cruel Tyrannical and lecherous by nature, most of the Hebos who demanded maiden sacrifices in ancient stories were Jiao people."

Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui, and then at Xiangjiang, "If there are people in Xiangjiang, a girl like you will probably be dragged into the river by him."

"Ah, it's because I'm white and fragrant, like a cute little white pig, so does he want to eat me?" Bai Hui said nervously and frightenedly, just because of nervousness and fear, she naturally hugged me again. caught his arm.

The girl's timid behavior at this time is to hold his arm, press her chest close to him, and suppress her pounding heartbeat, so that she can feel a little more at ease.

Liu Changan looked at her strangely, now Bai Hui is more and more confident, watching this pretentious performance, she is not afraid of Liu Changan exposing and hitting her face to face.

Forget it, Liu Changan is a kind-hearted person, and it is rare for him to grow in self-confidence, which is not a bad thing.

"Of course the Jiao people will pull you into the river to be his wife in the village, and let you give birth to a nest of little Jiao people."

Liu Chang'an went on to say, "Jiao people are promiscuous by nature. When there are women, he fucks women, and when there are no women, he fucks himself... because since he has Jiao in his name, he naturally has similar physical attributes to those bugs. He bends his body It is also their daily hobby to bite the thing that owns them.

Bai Hui was dumbfounded, there is such a creature!

"It's nothing strange. It's not just ancient mythical creatures that do this. Now you go to the zoo to see monkeys, orangutans, and they will do the same." Luckily, Liu Changan brought Zhou Dongdong to the zoo. At the time, those primates didn't do that.

Bai Hui's cheeks were red. In fact, she had seen some monkeys pissing into its own mouth at the zoo... But most of these monkeys were single monkeys, and there was nothing they could do about it.

Bai Hui lowered her head and glanced wildly, then looked around and looked into the distance, tightly shut her mouth, she can't think about these things, her mouth can only be used to eat delicious food.

"The man just now, I just turned him into a Jiaoren, I hope he can solve the problem by himself in the future." Liu Changan finally told Bai Hui what he did.

Bai Hui finally understood, looked at Liu Chang'an in a panic, confirmed from his eyes that she understood correctly, couldn't help but retched while pressing her chest, Liu Chang'an is really a pervert!

But even if he is a pervert, why is he still unwilling to let go of his arm, instead holding it tightly?Maybe I was also trained by him to be obedient and unable to resist him.

That is to say, no matter how shameless I am now, or how shameless I think of pictures, it is all because of him, not her problem.

Phew... Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief.

The two chatted all the way, walked to the bus stop and sat in the opposite direction, then took another bus and got off at the gate of Baihui's community.

"Thank you for your hard work." Bai Hui clenched her hands tightly in her sleeves, is he going back?

He sent him all the way, so I should thank him anyway, for example, let him go upstairs for a cup of tea or something... No, he likes to drink orange juice.

Otherwise, let him go back like this, how bad is it?Or if he was invited to dinner another day, that would be the reason for the next date... no, the reason for the next meeting.

But meeting by chance is worse than meeting each other, who knows when the next day will be?What if he doesn't have time these days, but he shouldn't be busy tonight.

"Well, goodbye, go to bed early." Liu Changan nodded, turned around and was about to leave.

"Liu Changan..."

Liu Changan stopped in his tracks.

"I... I have too much orange juice at home. I can't finish it. You... help me drink some." Bai Hui said hesitantly. This should be considered a valid reason. Invite him to drink orange juice, he has seen a lot of orange juice in the refrigerator, right?

Does your reason feel sufficient?