I'm really immortal

"I didn't think about anything... just... just..." Bai Hui muttered, not knowing what to say.

"If I really have something to do with him, I must have said upstairs just now that I have something to do tomorrow, so let's go back with Liu Chang'an." Zhong Qing's thinking was also active again, and he found the key point and explained it clearly to Bai Hui.

Bai Hui nodded vigorously to express her agreement, expressing that she believed it, because she knew that if it was herself, she would definitely do what Zhong Qing said.

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Liu Changan came out of Baihui's community, walked to the bank of the river, then walked along the road along the scenic belt to Du Fujiang Pavilion, and then walked up Jiefang West Road.

This section of the road often appears in "Guarding Jiefang West", a collaboration between 13.com and the Pozi Street Police Station. The hysterical cry "The whole county, I am the boss", and the mournful cicada crying behind the sad youth also happened. it's here.

This is also the best viewing spot for ordinary citizens when the fireworks are in full bloom in Juzhou. More than 10 people often gather in a small area, and the crowd density is even far higher than that of the more famous Bund during holidays.

At this time, the Pozi Street Police Station is always on the verge of a formidable enemy, and several well-known and handsome Internet celebrities in the police station and the special police team will instead attract more onlookers. They have to wear masks and sunglasses to completely cover their eyes. face to perform tasks.

Liu Changan turned his head and looked at the huge statue of a great man on Juzhou Island. This prosperous world may not be exactly as you wish, but it must be the world you want to see more.

Many people often describe him as an cheating life, but in fact he doesn't need cheating, it's just his strength.

Liu Chang'an couldn't help feeling a little ashamed, he was the one who cheated, and he still had nothing to do after cheating, so he was often considered a "bastard".

Sometimes I have to comfort myself that my identity is closer to an "observer", and it is normal for people with this identity to do nothing.

After walking for a while, passing through Taiping Street, which was originally an old street after some renovations, but which completely lost the flavor of the old street and emphasized that it is an old street, Liu Changan unexpectedly saw Zhu Xi.

Zhu Xi was "sucking people", a long-haired man with a charming figure was nestling in Zhu Xi's arms, Zhu Xi took a deep breath on the man's neck, the long-haired man opened his mouth slightly, exhaled lightly, his chest rose and fell, Leading the waist and hips to twist slightly, the palms were formed into small fists, and then loosened again, finally grasping Zhu Xi's arm tightly.

Liu Chang'an couldn't help laughing, he thought of Zhu Xi's theory about "cat sucking" regardless of male and female cats.

This theory is correct, but if someone sucks cats and only sucks male cats, there is still a problem.

Zhu Xi also saw Liu Changan, and couldn't help but tense up nervously, and pushed the long-haired man beside him.

The long-haired man looked at Liu Chang'an in surprise, followed Zhu Xi's gaze, and immediately shook his shoulders, took a step forward, and shouted: "Slut, there are men everywhere on the street, why are you staring at my brother? Get out! "

Slut... Slut?

Liu Changan pointed at himself suspiciously. In the past 5000 years, he has been reviled by countless people, but it was the first time he was called a "slut" in his memory.

"What about you? Don't you know if I'm a slut or not? Seeing you walking around in so little clothes in the middle of the night, aren't you pissed off? Is it itchy?" The long-haired man saw that Zhu Xi was still looking at her. Liu Chang'an began to snark in a sharp voice, really pissed him off.

"Slap him up, or I'll beat you up." Liu Changan said to Zhu Xi calmly.

Under the surprised gaze of the long-haired man, Zhu Xi lifted him up without hesitation, and then threw him down the steps, straight into the recyclable trash bin next to him.

"Brother...Brother, why are you treating me like this...uh..."

The lid of the trash can fell, and the whimpering of the long-haired man disappeared, only him kicking hard in the trash can, and the lid of the trash can made a loud bang.

Liu Chang'an shook his head lightly. Nowadays, many film and television dramas sell rot, which makes some people have unrealistic illusions about some scenes in homosexual love. In reality, many small people are often just so evil and have no sense of beauty. .

Walking through the entire bar street, all kinds of luxury cars, dancing like no one else, shouting anchors, and men and women who are searching for dead fish and looking forward to picking up corpses, are still setting up stalls to greet business and live hard People, Liu Changan smelled the stench, and also saw the smoke and fire in the world.

Back in the community, the surroundings of the sycamore tree were quiet, and Shangguan Dandan's electric car was not moved in by her, but placed under the tree.

Should I hide her electric car?Thinking about the possibility of Shangguan Dandan seeing her electric car gone after waking up early, tears dripping down her cheeks, trembling all over while holding the thermos, and then collapsing and fainting, Liu Changan still gave up on this idea. A kind hearted person.

Liu Changan walked around the sycamore tree and found that Shangguan Dandan had made a huge iron chain and locked her beloved electric car to the sycamore tree.

"what are you doing?"

Shangguan Dandan kicked his skirt and jumped down from the balcony on the second floor, hurriedly hugged his electric pony carriage, and looked at Liu Changan warily.

This person came back in the middle of the night, instead of going home to sleep, but was circling around her electric pony carriage, it was too suspicious.

More than 2000 years ago, he tried to get his hands on Shangguan Dandan's small carriage, and his behavior has not changed in the slightest.

"Why haven't you slept at this point?" Liu Changan asked strangely.

"I'm playing Gongdou game. Dongdong and Xiaoling have already gone to bed obediently." After Shangguan Dandan hugged the electric pony carriage, he sat on it. Since the key was not inserted, he could wriggle around with confidence. On the handlebar, press the button on the top and dial it back and forth.

Liu Chang'an nodded. Normally, Shangguan Dandan's daily routine is very regular, but since Zhu Juntang installed STEAM for her, Shangguan Dandan has developed a bad habit of staying up late. She used to watch TV at most late.

"What things in the court have you not experienced? You have even deposed the emperor, how can others fight with you?" Liu Changan had difficulty understanding the type of game she chose.

Not only play, but also stay up late to play.

"Through the TV, no one knows that I am the real queen mother." Shangguan Dandan said with a little pride, stretched out his hand and failed to touch the thermos, then walked to Liu Changan's side, and touched his own moth.

"I'll tell you again, it's a computer."

Shangguan Dandan didn't care, she said it was a TV and it was a TV, as for what he said was a computer, it had nothing to do with her.

"Since I haven't slept, it will be dawn soon, and I will go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables in a while." Liu Changan sat on the electric car and was going to wait here for the dawn.

"Let's go together after Dongdong gets up." Shangguan Dandan got under his arm and squeezed into his arms, with his butt a little bit in front of the electric car seat, and then pressed his hands on the back of Liu Changan's, Shouted, "Didi...let's ride out for a stroll and come back."

"Aren't you playing your Gongdou game?"

"I'll finish the game when you're not at home, and I'll play with you when you come back." Shangguan Dandan looked back at Liu Changan, puffed out his chest, rested his head on Liu Changan's shoulder, and rubbed his forehead against Liu Changan's neck, Turning his head to look ahead again, he yelled up and down, "Didi... Didi..."

Liu Changan smiled, and reached out to hold her soft body back, so that she could sit more stably. It is not a strange thing for the queen mother to fall off the electric car... It is said that in the Weiyang Palace, she Just fell off her pony cart.

Chapter 824 The Stupid Child and the Four Great Inventions

Liu Changan found that with Shangguan Dandan around, he didn't need to press the horn on the electric car, because Shangguan Dandan would take the initiative to call "Didi" when he needed to remind the pedestrians in front to avoid.

Under normal circumstances, honking the horn is always offensive, but Shangguan Dandan’s beeping is not. When the vehicles and pedestrians in front see a cute long-haired girl sitting in the arms of a boy, they can’t help but beeping. The corners of the ground's mouth were slightly raised, and there was no way to give birth to disgust.

Shangguan Dandan still doesn't know how to ride an electric car, and she is still extremely addicted to virtual driving... Putting both hands on the back of Liu Changan's hands, her body twists and turns following the steering of the car, just like those who play racing games in the video game city.

Liu Changan has always believed that learning to ride an electric scooter is a very simple matter, even Zhu Juntang can learn it... Zhu Juntang has already mastered all kinds of balance bikes, and learning to ride an electric scooter is not as difficult as that.

But now he feels that Shangguan Dandan may never learn to ride. After she failed once, she never tried to ride by herself again.

Every time I see her with the electric car, I am either touching the electric car or pushing the electric car, or I have never seen her ride it.

Hey, in the court struggle back then, even though he intended to give in, he lost to a queen mother like her, and Liu Changan still feels unwilling.

"Dandan, besides being cute, what else can you do now?" Liu Changan felt that Shangguan Dandan was too depraved now, and he always wanted to save her, and let her get out of such a state of being idle and doing nothing every day.

At least like him, keep a positive attitude towards learning and working hard to live a healthy life.

"What do you mean by being cute?" Shangguan asked in confusion.

"It's just pretending to be cute." Shangguan Dandan is best at being cute and tricky. Whenever Liu Changan finds out that she has done some stupid things, she will use this trick.

"Oh, because I'm weak, and I can only survive by pretending to be cute." Shangguan Dandan had no choice but to live, one must master some survival skills.

Liu Changan stopped talking, and rode an electric scooter with the Queen Mother who was too weak to survive without pretending to be cute, to go around Wuyi Square for a few laps before returning home.

The sky was slightly bright, and Zhou Dongdong woke up alive and kicking. She found that the time for waking up every day was fixed, and at the same time, the time in school was also fixed. Zhou Dongdong gets up very early every day.

Zhou Dongdong rushed under the phoenix tree and found that Brother Chang'an and Sister Dandan had returned. The electric car stopped beside the phoenix tree. Zhou Dongdong climbed up and stopped at the footrest. The car circled the sycamore tree and drove out of the community.

"Brother Chang'an, the teacher told us to go home and find the four great inventions. What are the four great inventions?" Zhou Dongdong leaned on Shangguan Dandan's arms and turned to look at Liu Chang'an.

Shangguan leaned against Liu Chang'an's arms and turned his head to look at him.

"Dan Dan, do you know what the Four Great Inventions are?" Liu Changan passed the exam and was admitted to the official Dan Dan. He suspected that Teacher Zhou Dongdong meant that he should go home and find the real objects used by the Four Great Inventions, which would be suitable for elementary school families. Assignment ideas.

Otherwise, where can ordinary families find Sinan and gunpowder?

Shangguan Dandan thought for a while and concluded aloud, "The four great inventions are electric pony carriages, electric warming tables, television sets, meat buns, owls, running beards, and... small stoves, kettles, and briquettes. round and round……"

"Stop." Liu Changan said quickly.

Fortunately, there was one time when Shangguan Dandan asked Zhou Dongdong to tutor her homework. She found that she couldn't do it, so she didn't try to do this kind of thing, otherwise she would really mislead her children.

"I'll teach you when I go back." Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong.

"Okay." Zhou Dongdong is still very clear that when it comes to homework, Dandan's sister is similar to her mother, only Chang'an brother can do everything.

The three of them arrived at the vegetable market on electric bicycles. The butcher was cutting pork, the vegetable vendor was spraying water on the vegetables, and the grocery store was still open.

Liu Changan first bought a few catties of beef hind legs, and then bought pig tails, pig livers and kidneys from the pork butcher.

"Give me pork net oil." Liu Changan said to the butcher, he is a person who knows how to live, and if he buys a lot, he will ask for some.

"Okay, do you want to give it all to you?" The butcher said straightforwardly.

"Okay." Liu Changan had exactly that intention.

Net oil is the fascia that fixes the internal organs of animals. The pig net oil that Liu Changan wants is actually the fascia that fixes the pig intestines, and only the fascia in this position is suitable for consumption.

Its name is pork net oil, but it is not pure fat, but fat and collagen, which are used to wrap the ingredients for grilling or steaming. During the cooking process, the ingredients will be integrated into the ingredients to add the aroma of the oil.

When Liu Changan ate the first high-ranking templar, he wrapped dog liver with its net oil to make a "liver (liao)" that flourished in the Zhou Dynasty.

The butcher knew that people who would want this food were all foodies, so he recommended a way to eat it for Liu Changan, asking him to try roasting lamb head meat wrapped in net oil.

Liu Chang'an actually knew this way of eating, and chatted with the butcher for a while, while Shangguan Dandan kept wandering around, tiptoeing and stretching his head from time to time, to attract the butcher's attention, so that in the future when Shangguan Dandan came to buy vegetables, maybe There are some benefits to be gained.

The queen mother is particularly witty in this regard, and the stupid child is picking up the cardboard left by a truck when it unloads, because in addition to scrap iron, the grandfather also collects cardboard. Zhou Dongdong heard that his birthday is coming soon, I am going to earn some money to give my mother a gift, and thank my mother for giving birth to me, and for giving birth to me so witty and brave.

It is so difficult to make money, Zhou Dongdong bent over, propped his knees with his palms, and wondered how long it would be before the grandfather gave him money.

"Zhou Dongdong, do you eat snakes?" Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong when he saw the snake stall next to him.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly ran away with the cardboard in his arms, climbed onto the electric car, and twisted the handlebar. Unfortunately, the car key had been pulled out by Liu Changan, so Zhou Dongdong had to pick up the cardboard on the pedal and run far away. He held a cardboard in front of him and looked this way to see if brother Changan really wanted to buy a snake.

Zhou Dongdong still remembers that last year Chang'an elder brother bought snakes and was poisoned. Fortunately, Zhou Dongdong fed him the antidote. Now there is no such red antidote at home.

"Dongdong, don't be afraid, all snakes are afraid of me." Shangguan Dandan came to the nearby snake stall, put his hands on his hips, and stared majestically at the cauliflower snake in the net bag.

Seeing this little girl who often came to the vegetable market, but only bought a few yuan each time, the stall owner heard it funny, and happened to be holding a snake in his hand, so he stretched out his hand and shook it, trying to scare Shangguan Dandan. , As a result, the cauliflower snake, which was still dead and twisted just now, suddenly twisted sharply, and its lower body was thrown up, tightly entangled with the stall owner's arm, and refused to move forward no matter what.

"Hey, what's going on?" The stall owner felt puzzled, but he didn't try to scare Shangguan Dandan any more, and killed the snake.

Only then did Zhou Dongdong stagger over with the cardboard in his arms, and quickly said to Liu Changan, "I eat, I eat snakes, snakes are not good friends of human beings, they can be eaten."

Liu Changan then bought a few snakes, ginger and spicy snakes, green pepper stewed snakes, garlic-flavored anti-bone snakes, snake flesh and blood claypot rice, and scallion-flavored snakes, all of which he is good at.

As for Zhou Dongdong's what is a good friend of human beings and what is not a good friend of human beings, the first-grade children don't need to care about right or wrong.

It can be said that human beings are born to look at the value of the face. The cauliflower snake is just not very good-looking, so it is deprived of the status of a good friend of mankind. It is included in the list of terrestrial wild animals with economic and scientific research value, and human beings are not in this list.

After shopping for groceries, Liu Chang'an drove them home. He picked up the electric car, and Zhou Dongdong took the cardboard and put it under the stairs, stacked it on Lu Sien's kennel and put it away.

Liu Chang'an processed the snake and marinated it. He didn't eat snake in the morning. He was going to wrap beef hindquarters in lard oil and roast it.

The beef hindquarter is lean and chewy, but the fat content is slightly lower. It is wrapped in lard oil, which just makes up for this. The fat is integrated into the meat, retaining the characteristics of beef, but it will add more aroma and color. Come on.

"Eat roast beef in the morning!" Zhou Shuling went downstairs and found nothing to do, so she rubbed her hands and sat beside Liu Changan to watch him roast beef.

Even now, Zhou Shuling still laments the luxury of life from time to time. Before, she probably would not have thought about roasting a few catties of expensive yellow beef for breakfast in the morning.

Zhou Shuling put her palm on her cheek and looked at Liu Changan with a smile, he is so kind.

"Which four great inventions are the four great inventions of ancient times?" Liu Chang'an turned his head and glanced at her, another stupid mother sent to her door to look for an examination school.

Zhou Shuling was a little flustered. Every time Liu Changan tested her in this way, Zhou Shuling felt nervous when she was called by the teacher but couldn't answer the questions at school.

She quickly calmed down, and such common-sense questions would not trouble her, "Firecrackers, papermaking, compass, rice."

Big...big rice?As expected of Zhou Dongdong's mother, Liu Changan nodded and said nothing, anyway, Zhou Dongdong is not listening to the answers to the questions right now.

As for Zhou Shuling's opinion that the four great inventions are whatever they are, there is nothing to correct.

She wasn't scolded, so it seems that even if she was wrong, it wasn't outrageous. Zhou Shuling chuckled a few times, stood up and said softly, "I'll get you a towel, your face is covered with charcoal ashes."

"Ah."

At this time, Zhu Juntang came over with a displeased face, because there were classes in the first and second quarters this morning, Liu Chang'an had already notified Zhu Juntang's little assistant, Jin Xiaomei, and asked her to remind Zhu Juntang to come to school with Liu Changan today.

Liu Chang'an had to supervise Zhu Juntang in this way. This sheep could skip class for any reason, and it was more willful than Liu Chang'an before.

"Xiaotang, let me ask you, what are the four great inventions of this world?" Liu Chang'an didn't intend to ask Zhu Juntang, but Shangguan Dandan decided to test her to show the empress dowager's concern for the younger generation's learning and progress.

"The four great inventions of this world..." The corners of Zhu Juntang's mouth curled up slightly. Who doesn't know such a question?Answer immediately: "Mobile phone, Internet, beauty camera and me."

Liu Changan glanced at the remaining lard oil, is it enough to wrap Zhu Juntang?

Chapter 825 Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate and Heavenly Dao Gate

Zhu Juntang didn't dress up carefully today, but just wore a set of black goddess palace-style lo attire according to the collocation recommended by AI.

Zhu Juntang has a dedicated APP. Usually when she buys clothes, skirts, socks, shoes, etc., someone will take pictures and record these clothes into the background system.

Zhu Juntang can enter her mood, schedule, preferred theme, etc. through this APP, and then the APP will recommend a complete set of collocations for her to choose.

The preview pictures of these collocation effects are the appearance of Zhu Juntang wearing it on the body, and can be adjusted at will. Under normal circumstances, the preview effect selected by Zhu Juntang can finally satisfy her upper body.