I'm really immortal

With Liu Changan's experience, what things haven't been seen?Just because I've never been a father before, I really haven't seen a little bastard who can be so annoying.

No, who is her father?Liu Changan would rather be the father of Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong than Zhu Juntang's father.

What's more, Liu Chang'an is just a 19-year-old male college student now. He hopes that he has a state of mind and a strong blood that suits his status, so mood swings are inevitable.

Just a while ago, his heart was burst by Zhu Juntang's anger, and as a result, the newborn heart showed signs of exploding again.

How can I be so vulnerable?

Liu Changan fell into reflection. In the past, he saw that some relatives and friends had a lot of troubles in the process of raising children. He jokingly watched and watched other people's education methods. Or it's ridiculous.

Now that I think about it, I am the one who is so ridiculous. Watching and experiencing it are two different things, and my mood is completely different.

Then I always feel that Zhu Juntang must have been born witty, but he was taught badly by Su Mei. Isn't this conclusion a bit too harsh on Su Mei?

For Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang was more difficult to deal with than Su Mei, thinking that when Su Mei tried to stab him, Liu Changan made her also bleed that night.

Can he deal with Zhu Juntang in this way?In fact, Zhu Juntang had already stabbed him countless times, and this was the first creature that caused Liu Changan's heart to burst.

No wonder she called herself a fairy sheep. In terms of the damage she caused to Liu Changan, she was indeed a fairy.

But Liu Changan will not change his original intention so easily and give up on disciplining Zhu Juntang. If she dares not go to class this afternoon and go to Disneyland to play, Liu Changan will take her sheepskin!

"I wish I had a daughter like you." Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui who was bewildered by words like "body reorganization" and "super life form", and said softly with a sigh.

Although Bai Hui is also a fairy, she has never caused any harm to Liu Changan. She is the kind of fairy who is harmless to humans and animals, stupid, cute and cute.

Think about Bai Hui's normal and ordinary family situation in front of her parents, just as ordinary as Liu Chang'an is an ordinary 19-year-old male college student.

Bai Hui was stunned, and couldn't help feeling a little ashamed when she recovered, did he want her to call him dad?Although it is very common for young people to jokingly say "calling Dad" and the like, it seems a bit misleading between men and women who are close and slightly ambiguous, right?

Maybe An Nuan will call!Thinking of this, Bai Hui gritted her teeth and almost blurted out the word "Dad".

"I can call you Grandpa! I will teach you like a gourd baby: Goblin, let go of my grandpa! Grandpa! Give me back my grandpa!" Thinking of hearing Zhu Juntang call "Grandpa" occasionally, Bai Hui began to imitate Gourd baby.

The girl's voice still retains a bit of immaturity, and after being raised, it is very similar to the dubbing in the cartoon. Liu Changan couldn't help laughing. Now these girls who are deeply influenced by ACG culture, as long as they don't punch, they are not good, and they are not easy. It's really fun and cute.

Seeing that Liu Changan smiled calmly and seemed to have nothing wrong with his body, Bai Hui felt relieved, patted his cheek and said, "I'm going to change clothes, let's have dinner together later, Secretary Jin has prepared your favorite goat eggs .”

Secretary Jin prepared sheep eggs?Liu Changan nodded, and his impression of Secretary Jin improved slightly.

At this time, Zhu Juntang had already found Shangguan Dandan.

Just now, Zhu Juntang called Liu Changan "Brother Liu" just because she was sure that Shangguan Dandan would accept her as a goddaughter, not that she had completed this grand scheme.

Shangguan Dandan was walking slowly in the direction of Fairy Lake. She was holding the thermos up high with both hands, and she was gurgling down the wine with her eyes closed.

She has to drink all the wine in the thermos, and then put a lot of drinks in it.

Although he was a little dazed from drinking, Liu Changan was not by his side, without his back for Shangguan Dandan to sleep on his stomach, so now Shangguan Dandan was barely awake.

"Dan Dan, let's go to Disney this afternoon!" Zhu Juntang jumped off the balance bike and said to Shangguan Dan Dan with great interest.

She was still a little excited, she provoked Liu Changan just now, and she didn't know if he would catch up to beat her later, or throw her into the Fairy Lake or something like that.

Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos, opened her watery eyes, and thought about what Disney was like for a while, she seemed to have an impression.

I haven't been to this place... Oh, I remembered, Shangguan Dandan read an online novel on the girls' channel. In order to pursue the heroine, the hero rented a place called Disney, and the heroine thought the fireworks were not good. The hero put six walnuts, no... it was six nuclear bombs for the heroine to see.

"Do you have a nuclear bomb?" So Shangguan Dandan asked.

Shangguan Dandan knew what a nuclear bomb was, and knew its power, but if Zhu Juntang had a nuclear bomb, he would definitely be someone who could do such a thing as releasing a nuclear bomb for fun!

"No." Zhu Juntang denied incomprehensibly. Many weak and bad people would try to get nuclear bombs, because they need to attract attention or try to use these things to deter and protect themselves.

But people like mother are powerful villains, so they are unwilling to use these troublesome things. After all, mother's ultimate goal is not the extinction or partial extinction of human beings, but... Zhu Juntang doesn't know what her ultimate goal is. Target.

"My house has a nuclear power plant, and blowing it up is about the same as a nuclear bomb. Dan Dan, do you want to blow up the nuclear power plant?" Zhu Juntang frowned worriedly. On the premise of being a little angry, I will try my best to save human beings.

"No. You said Disney, is Liu Chang'an going?" Shangguan Dandan was worried that Zhu Juntang would be inspired and wanted to play with nuclear bombs, so he quickly diverted her attention.

Zhu Juntang shook her head again and again. In fact, she had summoned up the courage to challenge Liu Changan just now, and dared to ask Liu Changan to go to Disney together?

She still has to be careful, and her mother's experience can be used as a warning on this point. Zhu Juntang doesn't want to go to the South Pole, and walks up and down all day, feeling uncomfortable with brain congestion.

"Then I won't go either. I dare to go only when Liu Chang'an goes. If I go to a far away place without him by my side, I will have very little courage." Shangguan Dandan pointed to his thermos in a daze, indicating his courage only so small.

Zhu Juntang could understand, thought for a while, and quickly sent a message to Liu Changan: Grandpa, I'm going to class in the afternoon, I'm so good!

Being rejected by Dan Dan, Disney didn't go, brother Liu stopped shouting, and class was about to start.

Zhu Juntang didn't feel much humiliation, even though she was a fairy, but in the face of a big devil like Liu Chang'an, who would not learn how to bend and stretch?Zhu Juntang can even bleat and resume his mount posture.

"Then Dandan, can you canonize me as a princess? How about Liu Chang'an being your moth and I being your female goose?" Zhu Juntang asked expectantly, this is the point, "I will give you the candy house !"

Shangguan Dandan nodded vigorously.

"I'll call you Ganniang from now on!" Zhu Juntang was very excited. The title of "Ganniang" is classical and elegant, and it sounds like a coquettish and coquettish young lady in ancient times.

"I officially canonized you as a fairy." Shangguan Dandan took a sip of wine and decided on the beauty of an adult. She liked Zhu Juntang very much. Although she was not Shangguan Dandan's daughter-in-law, she was always very filial. , a slight promotion is also possible.

"But I was originally a fairy." Zhu Juntang was puzzled, and Dandan didn't know her fairy identity.

"Whether it is a god or a fairy, it needs to be canonized, otherwise it is just a wild god and a wild fairy. Do you know Mazu?" Shangguan Dandan asked very knowledgeably.

Zhu Juntang nodded. As the main god of the sea god belief centered on the southeast coast, Zhu Juntang certainly knows that she and her mother have visited the Mazu Temple... Zhu Juntang is a fairy, so she often worships the temple to worship the Bodhisattva. When she first came to Junsha , she took Qin Yanan to Ningxiang to worship Buddha.

"Mazu was promoted by the emperors of the Southern Song Dynasty until she was promoted to the rank of queen." Shangguan Dandan gave different examples from person to person, reflecting his erudite knowledge reserve and superb educational skills. She saw Liu Changan educating Zhu Juntang, and she has He shook his head and sighed many times.

"I know! After Dandan you canonize, I will be the best kind of fairy among fairies." Zhu Juntang said suddenly, thinking that he had the same treatment as Mazu, Zhu Juntang couldn't help but want to look up to the sky.

"Well, at the same time, I canonize you as Immortal Dragon Severing the Void, Princess Baa-baa of the Seven-Color Glazed Pure White Wonderland." Shangguan Dandan kept pace with the times, and found a high-end and elegant title from the novels he usually came into contact with.

"Then should we hold some kind of ceremony or something?" Zhu Juntang blushed with joy, his face was bulging, and he stared at Shangguan Dandan with wide eyes.

Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, and took out two pieces of jade from his sleeve pocket.

Zhu Juntang looked at the two pieces of jade, and intuitively felt that the two pieces of jade were very good. Zhu Juntang had a lot of pearls and gemstones, and it was not bad to see a lot of them. It's because she likes it and wants it. As for the grade and category of jade, she doesn't care.

Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos that he was carrying, rubbed his eyes, stared at the two pieces of jade hard, pinched a strand of hair, and carved "The Seal of the Void Cutting the Dragon and the Immortal Flame" on the two pieces of jade, "Seven-colored jade" Seal of Princess Baa-baa in Liuli Pure White Wonderland".

"Here. After many, many years, we will rebuild the Han Empire, Liu Changan will be the emperor again, and I will be the empress dowager, and you will be the eldest princess." Shangguan Dandan handed the jade seal to Zhu Juntang, and then began to pour wine into his mouth.

Zhu Juntang was proud of the sheep and sheep, and invited Shangguan Dandan to stand on the balance car and drive all the way to the candy house, preparing to pay tribute to the queen mother.

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Liu Changan was sitting on the sofa and saw Zhu Juntang's text message. It seemed that it was inconvenient to skin her sheep today, but how could she just settle down?In the future, there will be opportunities and reasons.

Bai Hui went to change her clothes. This girl who is getting cuter and cuter can be said to have a similar taste with Zhu Juntang. She has been thinking about things that have nothing to do with studying all day long.

After crossing his legs and adjusting his breath, he consolidated his flesh and blood for a while. Liu Changan was going to eat sheep eggs and walked to the banquet restaurant.

Walking by the Fairy Lake, Liu Changan thought of the beautiful lifeguard Hu Muzhi with Chunli's muscular body he met last time.

So he took two steps inside and saw Hu Muzhi next to the swimming pool. Her muscular lines were very toned, but she didn't have the brown-black skin that is common among bodybuilders, and was more in line with the aesthetics of ordinary people... Of course, this kind of In the eyes of ordinary people, the muscle lines are still a bit different, lacking the softness of ordinary women.

As a lifeguard, Hu Muzhi was wearing a three-point bikini. Seeing Liu Changan walk in, she felt a little cramped. She was wearing V-shaped swimming trunks, which are common in bodybuilding competitions, but few people wear them so boldly in daily life.

She recovered quickly, nodded and smiled at Liu Changan: "Mr. Liu."

"It's rare to see a beauty like you in Junsha. She's pretty." Liu Changan nodded in praise. Even Li Hongfang's toned thighs and buttocks are similar to Hu Muzhi's style, but Li Hongfang's chest line is completely Not similar, too soft and feminine.

"This is purely a personal hobby of mine, and has nothing to do with public aesthetics, and I rarely hear people say that she looks good." Hu Muzhi was delighted. Many people saw her figure, even if they praised her, the curious taste in their eyes actually made her She is not very comfortable.

Liu Changan's eyes were very clean, clear and transparent, with pure appreciation and praise, Hu Muzhi even felt that he regarded himself as a work of art, let him carefully appreciate every part, he could accept it, and would not feel obscene .

After all, he is a man who can suppress the eldest lady, so it is naturally extraordinary.

"I didn't bring a camera, how about taking a set of photos for me if you have time?" Liu Chang'an said, in fact, there are many cameras here in Zhu Juntang, but there is really no time today.

"Okay, you can order at any time." Hu Muzhi didn't take the liberty of asking for Liu Changan's contact information. As long as Liu Changan gave orders through Zhu Juntang, Hu Muzhi was on standby at any time.

I receive too much salary, even if it is extra work, I have to agree to it. In many cases, a high salary means that I have to be a dog, and there is not so much off-duty time, personal privacy and the like.

At this time Liu Yuewang came out, she had just experienced the surf pool, and she was going to try the still water pool here again.

She was wearing a white swimsuit, although it was not as revealing as Hu Muzhi's, but it was still very sexy. Her fair skin was stained with fine dewdrops, and the waterline flowing on her smooth waist gathered between her legs and dripped down. The delicate body exudes pure white light, reminiscent of the dreamy scene of a barefoot girl stepping on flowers and plants in the morning light and splashing dew.

"Professor Liu, good afternoon." Liu Changan greeted his prospective mother-in-law very politely.

Liu Yuewang was a little embarrassed, but she had the experience of being kicked into an open-air swimming pool by Liu Changan in winter, wearing a swimsuit by the pool, she should let go a little bit, she is a professor, why should she be coy and shy?Elegant professional women are generous and confident.

What worries Liu Yuewang is, will Liu Changan be more disappointed with An Nuan when he sees her figure?

She shouldn't have thought this way, because Liu Changan shouldn't have compared her with An Nuan. Which pervert would compare his girlfriend after seeing the figure of his mother-in-law?

But the key now is that Liu Chang'an is still Liu Jianshe at the same time. Liu Jianse never forgot the campus belle of Xiangda University back then, so much so that when he changed his identity, he had to find An Nuan as his girlfriend to fulfill his long-cherished wish.

So Liu Yuewang looked at Liu Chang'an with a little deep meaning, some things are not easy to say directly, I hope he can understand by himself.

Hu Muzhi walked over and stood by the swimming pool. The eldest lady's guests are all distinguished guests. This beautiful woman who can't tell her age is actually a professor?

"I remembered, I promised to help you make a swimsuit last year, I'll do it as soon as possible." Liu Changan thought of this from time to time, but did Liu Yuewang urge him, and he was busy experiencing life as an ordinary male college student , no time.

"It's a shawl!" The two most beautiful clothes Liu Yuewang has ever seen in her life are An Nuan's, which makes Liu Yuewang feel a little unbalanced. She is where his feelings lie, so he has to make one anyway. On a par, in the end he was only going to make a shawl.

Maybe this is the reality, feelings are just feelings after all, how can it compare to the little white flower in the bosom?An Nuan is a delicate, pure white flower, so naturally she has won the most love from Liu Changan.

"En." Liu Changan nodded, his eyes did not linger on Liu Yuewang's stunning and enchanting body, so what about long legs?

Isn't An Nuan long?

So what about a thin waist?

Isn't An Nuan fine?

So what about Xiong Da?An Nuan's... Wouldn't it be more fulfilling to bring them up with one hand?

Liu Changan left calmly.

After dinner in the afternoon, Shangguan Dandan went to occupy the candy house, planning to use the candy house as the empress dowager's residence in Baolong Center.

Zhou Shuling didn't go to her rice noodle shop after delaying for a long time. She had to go and have a look.

Liu Changan escorted her to school in Zhu Juntang's car, and Liu Yuewang was picked up by Zhu Juntang yesterday, and today he sent her back to the Orangery.

After Liu Yuewang got off the car, Zhu Juntang waved the fairy wand, carefully glanced at Liu Changan, and put the fairy wand back into the box.

Sitting in the car, Bai Hui felt the tension in the atmosphere, looked at Liu Chang'an and then at Zhu Juntang.

"Eat a piece of chocolate. I am usually popular with my subordinates, so I eat this piece of chocolate." Zhu Juntang tore off two layers of gold foil, and personally fed a piece of chocolate to Liu Changan.

Liu Chang'an didn't open his mouth at all, Zhu Juntang took a silver stick and tried to pry a little from the corner of Liu Chang'an's mouth, and then stuffed the chocolate into it.

Liu Chang'an glared at Zhu Juntang, snatched away the silver stick, wishing he could stab her to death with one stick.

"Eat some candy and you won't be so angry." Bai Hui felt that Liu Changan might beat Zhu Juntang at any time, so she hurriedly acted as a peacemaker. First, she felt distressed that Zhu Juntang would be beaten up, and secondly, she always felt how they felt when they were fighting. It's too intimate, Bai Hui also wants to be spanked... It's just playing around, girls like to participate and don't like to be excluded.

If you want to fight, you can fight them all. If you only fight Zhu Juntang, but not Baifen, who wouldn't feel intimidated and feel that they are being treated differently?

Liu Changan just opened his mouth and ate the not very sweet but delicious chocolate. The corner of his mouth touched Bai Hui's finger. He didn't take a bite. After all, he is a man with strong self-control, even if the beautiful girl looks delicious It's delicious, but it's not easy to taste it.

Bai Hui pinched her fingers, it was a strange feeling, why was she as sensitive as if she didn't sing in the bath when his lips touched her fingers.

So Bai Hui lowered her head, peeled and ate the chocolate by herself, and stuffed another one for Zhu Juntang by the way.

Seeing Liu Changan chewing, since he ate his own food, Zhu Juntang felt relieved and patted Liu Changan's knee lightly to comfort her. She was not very scared, after all, she was both his stepdaughter and his stepdaughter now. God sister.

"Why did you call me Brother Liu?" Liu Chang'an has never cared much about such nominal titles. For example, Zhou Dongdong calls him Brother Chang'an now, and Liu Chang'an calls Zhou Shuling in front of outsiders because he is called Sister Zhou instead of Aunt Zhou.

As for Shangguan Dandan who likes to be a mother, but makes Zhou Dongdong call Dandan's sister, and at the same time Shangguan Dandan also calls Zhou Shuling's daughter-in-law, the confusion is even more difficult to sort out.

The already chaotic relationship, if Zhu Juntang and others are added, it will be in a state of primitive chaos.

But Zhu Juntang is a little different after all, it doesn't matter if he is called Grandpa, but he is still called Brother Liu?Only Li Hongfang likes to call it that.

"Dan Dan is my godmother, and today she canonized me as the Void Slashing Dragon Yan Xian and the Princess Baa Baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Wonderland." Zhu Juntang proudly showed the two jade seals to Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan frowned. Can this be considered a formal canonization?Not to mention that the Han Empire has been dead for 800 years. Shangguan Dandan, a decayed and stagnant queen mother, can't be counted. It is these broken stones with titles engraved on them. Shangguan Dandan probably carries hundreds of them with him, ready to go Canonize someone else, can such a random thing count?

Bai Hui, who was eating chocolate, was taken aback, and hurriedly turned her head to see, Zhu Juntang actually recognized Shangguan Dandan as a godmother?

Is there any bottom line for this dog licking?Bai Hui couldn't help feeling that all the girls in the world were being dog lickers, but she was the only one who was being reserved. She couldn't help but feel a little shaken. Could it be that being a dog licker is the right thing to do, and her reserve is like a clown?

As for Dan Dan liking Zhu Juntang so much, and even canonizing Zhu Juntang as a princess and fairy, it seems that the game is more involved, and Bai Hui is not too jealous, after all, she just started to become good friends with Shangguan Dandan, and Zhu Juntang She has been barking in front of Shangguan Dandan since a long time ago.

It seems that Shangguan Dandan is more important than he imagined. Bai Hui is very clear that although Zhu Juntang likes to bleat, he is still a utilitarian capitalist in essence. Zhu Juntang's investment vision far exceeds that of ordinary people. people.

"I also want to be a fairy and a baa-baa princess." Bai Hui sniffed and looked at the two jade seals with aggrieved eyes, feeling so envious.

"They're all mentally ill, right?" Liu Changan scolded.

"You are sick." Bai Hui hugged Zhu Juntang, "How did you engrave this, Xiaotang, do you know all these characters? It seems to be the ancient official script."

"I don't know. I just need to know that I am a fairy and princess who has been officially canonized." Zhu Juntang took out the ink pad and started stamping in her car. She decided to stamp everywhere to show her noble status. .