I'm really immortal

Zhou Dongdong froze for a moment, then turned around slowly, continued to wave his arms with his back to Liu Changan, and walked upstairs.

Shangguan Dandan hugged his thermos and giggled, his shoes fell from his toes, and his toes wrapped in plain white socks rubbed against the vent cover of the small stove to make the fire bigger, quickly put the kettle on. woo woo woo!

It's just that she found Liu Chang'an's eyes on her, thinking of what happened to Zhou Dongdong just now, Shangguan Dandan touched the thermos, poured a glass of champagne and drank it.

When I wake up in the morning, there is no effervescent tablet in boiling water, so of course I can only drink some dizzy champagne water first.

"Zhou Shuling was farming just now," Liu Changan said.

"Although Xiao Ling does not have a noble background, she is virtuous and virtuous, very down-to-earth, without the slightest pretentious appearance. She is worthy of the position of queen. I will not presume to give her the seal of the queen." Shangguan nodded lightly. Nodding and raising her hand, she realized that Zhou Shuling had gone upstairs to take a bath, so she bent her palm halfway and touched her head. The queen mother is also very cute. She got up early in the morning to boil water and did housework. The Queen Mother's head is the same.

"The Han Dynasty was a farming civilization and attached great importance to agriculture. Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty would personally go to the fields to cultivate the fields every spring. It was precisely because of Emperor Wen's national policy of recuperating and emphasizing farming that laid the foundation for Emperor Wu to go to the Xiongnu. Otherwise, why Those who come to attack my strong man will be punished even if they are far away, how can they come from the great achievements of sealing wolves and living in Xuxu?" Liu Changan recalled thinking.

"Then during those days when you were emperor, did you pay more attention to farming, or did you go out to conquer the Huns, or did you confine wolves to Xuxu?" Shangguan tilted his head and stared seriously at Liu Changan, "In the end, you just played Women in the entire Weiyang Palace. What do you mean by telling me these things now?"

Liu Chang'an was at a loss for words for a while, this Shangguan Dandan is really eloquent and difficult to deal with, Liu Chang'an has been tricked by her many times, he should have been vigilant long ago and refrained from provoking her.

It’s just that this point has been mentioned, Liu Chang’an’s expression remains unchanged, “I’m just an ordinary college student who adheres to the core values ​​of socialism. Since you insist on your identity as the Queen Mother, you should uphold the consistent agricultural thinking of the Han Dynasty and help Zhou Shuling hoeed the ground."

Shangguan Dandan turned his head to look, Zhou Shuling went upstairs to take a bath, but the bucket of hoes and chicken manure was left downstairs.

Shangguan walked over indifferently, stretched out a finger to touch the hoe, he was a little puzzled, why these ordinary tools can always absorb all the strength of the Empress Dowager?

"I don't have the strength! I can't carry it, I can't lift it up, I can't!" Shangguan Tandan touched the hoe, then climbed back to the high chair and sat down, continuing to hold the thermos.

"Hehe!" Liu Changan sneered and took out his phone.

Shangguan glanced at him lightly, lifted the lid of the thermos, and drank the champagne inside.

Liu Changan found Shangguan Dandan's circle of friends and clicked in.

Shangguan Dandan squinted his eyes, looking at the rising sun in the east, the sycamore tree in spring, the new shoots are also very cute, and a cricket is yelling, "Take it apart and wash it and change it to a single one".

"Where's the circle of friends you posted yesterday?" Liu Changan swiped his fingers a few times, and was shocked to find that the dozens of circles of friends about moving the candy house posted by Shangguan Dandan yesterday had all been completely deleted.

Shangguan Dandan jumped off the high chair, moved the high chair to Liu Chang'an's side, climbed up again, and put Liu Chang'an's head in his arms. Seeing the child's incredulous expression, it was like Zhou who had just been hit. Like a thud, it is natural for the Queen Mother to comfort her gently.

Chapter 872

Liu Changan's hair was soft and thick. Shangguan Dandan stroked it around, and then grabbed his hair like a bird's nest, then nodded in satisfaction. He finally had the appearance that a naughty child should have, just like getting up in the morning Zhou Dongdong was running around with hair like a seedling soaring into the sky.

At this moment, Zhou Dongdong ran down again. She went upstairs flapping her arms just now, not because she found the inspiration to fly, or because of other things, but Zhou Dongdong was used to it, and some people always said that Zhou Dongdong didn't like it. words, but she had no way to stop others, so she ran away and hid herself, and came out to play after others finished speaking.

Of course, Brother Chang'an is different from those who pointed at Zhou Dongdong, so when Zhou Dongdong was staying in the corridor, he found that Brother Chang'an had been cleaned up by his mother, and he was elated He ran down quickly and looked at the familiar expression on his face.

Many times Zhou Dongdong also has such an expression!

Liu Changan came back to his senses, he couldn't let Zhou Dongdong see his joke, he scratched his hair indifferently, then left Shangguan Dandan's arms, and said to Zhou Dongdong, "Did you hear the crickets? ?”

"Is cricket a good friend of human beings?" Zhou Dongdong is not familiar with crickets because he has never eaten them.

"Crickets are nothing to eat." Liu Changan shook his head. In Zhou Dongdong's cognition, not a good friend of human beings = edible; a good friend of human beings = not edible, but if it is done well, Zhou Dongdong will think Reluctantly eat three bowls.

Zhou Dongdong raised his head and continued to wave his arms while listening to the crickets, hoping to fly a little bit one day.

"The sound of crickets is related to an ancient legend. When the Grand Canal was being built in the Sui Dynasty, a farmer named Tang Xiao was killed. He was worried about his blind parents, young children, and those who could not do anything at all. Housework wife..." Having said that, Liu Changan glanced at Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan has almost finished drinking the champagne water, and is turning the thermos upside down and putting it on the lid, waiting for a little more champagne to flow into the lid before she finishes drinking it. The champagne water will be exhausted.

The queen mother has tried her best to live a smart life, but she doesn't know when and when he will know this.

"After Tang Xiao was killed, he turned into a cricket and ran home. When it was cold, he called: wash, dry and make cotton. Remind his wife to wash the single clothes, dry them and make them into cotton-padded jackets. Put on your trousers. When it’s hot, he calls: wash frequently, dry and wear freely. His wife puts the whole family’s clothes on for cooler ones. After winter, it gets warmer. He calls like a cricket now: unpack, wash, and wash. Changed it to single." Liu Changan said with emotion: "The complete version of this story is very touching, criticizing the evil feudal manufacturing, and praising the simple and beautiful family concept of the working people."

After hearing the story, Zhou Dongdong announced loudly: "Crickets are good friends of human beings!"

"Crickets are delicious. People all over the world eat crickets. Add a little oil and salt, fry them or put them in the oven. They are delicious. Crickets caught in cornfields or vegetable fields taste like sweet potatoes. Crispy and crispy sweet corn." Shangguan Dandan held the phone, looked at Zhou Dongdong, and began to read according to the content on the phone.

Zhou Dongdong's waving arms stagnated in the air, opened his mouth, and approached the plane tree uncontrollably, looking up at the cricket hiding under which bark he didn't know.

"Be a human being!" Liu Changan tapped Shangguan Dandan's thermos, and said, "I'm going to buy vegetables, who will come with me?"

Both Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong raised their hands.

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After breakfast in the morning, Lu Sien sent Zhou Dongdong, who was waving his arms and perseveringly, to school. Shangguan Dandan played cards with a thermos full of hot water. Women should drink more hot water this season.

Zhou Shuling was going to Hedong to find Li Hongfang, and they went to run the new store together, so she went with Liu Chang'an.

Zhou Shuling originally wanted Liu Changan to ride Shangguan Dandan's electric car, but Shangguan Dandan wanted to play cards, so she couldn't accompany her electric pony carriage, and the electric pony carriage had to be ridden for a long time before it could be brought back. The restless state would affect her playing cards in the morning, so she proposed to let Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan ride shared bicycles.

Of course, Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling didn't ride shared bicycles or walk, but took the subway. Liu Changan was a considerate person, because Zhou Shuling was wearing [-]cm high heels.

The proprietress of the rice noodle shop is becoming more and more like a white-collar beauty in the city. The subway at this point is quite crowded, with bustling crowds pouring into the subway station from all directions. It is the largest transit station in Junsha, and she feels a little overwhelmed. Zhou Shuling pulled Liu Changan The sleeves of his clothes squeezed nervously into the subway.

At the station of Wuyi Square, there were many people going up and many people coming down. Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling were standing next to the seats, and there happened to be two dull girls who waited until the people had almost entered before they hurriedly got up, and gave Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling the space to wait. There are two positions.

Zhou Shuling was a little happy. After sitting down, she took out a book from her bag and flipped through it.

"Ideological and moral cultivation and legal basis?" Liu Changan discovered that she was actually taking his basic textbooks from last semester. Liu Changan basically didn't bring books to school last semester, and kept textbooks at home very casually. He didn't even know. Where did it go, but she took it away.

"I saw it on the Internet." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and leaned into his ear and said, "Foreigners read books on the subway. I also want to hurry up and read books."

"Foreigners read books on the subway because they have neither the mobile phone signal of the operator nor outdoor WIFI. Later, when the mobile phone is connected to the Internet on the subway, they don't read it." Liu Changan explained without ridicule She was deceived by the foreign series of chicken soup articles written by the public with her tongue sticking out and kneeling.

Too many people have been deceived, Zhou Shuling just came into contact with those things relatively late, and it's not like the absurdity of young people of the same age who are frequently popularized by enthusiastic netizens on social media.

Zhou Shuling is a little mother, but in fact she is only less than one year older than Qin Yanan.

"So that's the case? Then I won't read it either." After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she was about to put the book back in her bag, and suddenly turned her head to look at Liu Changan sensitively, and found that he was staring at her with a meaningful smile on his lips. .

Thinking of what she once told him to study hard, to improve herself, and to be admitted to Hunan University, Zhou Shuling still picked up the book, but I don’t know why the book is so heavy after putting it away. A lot, almost catching up with the "Management" that is suitable for sleeping on.

Zhou Shuling flipped through it casually, and then said, "Chang'an, I feel that I can understand everything, and it doesn't seem difficult."

"Don't scold Zhou Dongdong from now on. You follow your mother. You can understand everything and don't find it difficult. You will be the last one in the class in the exam." Liu Changan shook his head.

Zhou Shuling pouted, and continued to look through, probably because the carriage was shaking, or the book was too heavy. Zhou Shuling couldn't support her head, so she twisted her body and leaned comfortably on his shoulder for 30 seconds. After closing his eyes, the book fell to the ground.

Liu Changan didn't go to pick it up either. In fact, his nutritional essence also has the function of improving intelligence very slightly, but Zhou Shuling probably needs to eat a pot, and that would be too embarrassing for him.

Chapter 873 next day, onewanzi, todayjiuzhe

Zhou Shuling was wearing a black V-neck thin sweater that wrapped her hips, matched with her black socks that have remained unchanged for thousands of years, and a long gray trench coat. The gentleness and charm of a beautiful woman were like the fragrance on her body.

Because of her sleeping position, the scenery on her chest attracted a man next to her to adjust her standing position. Liu Changan reached out and pulled her collar to block the scenery.

Zhou Shuling didn't wake up, but she was sleeping with Liu Chang'an, so she felt relieved.

When it was almost time to stop, Liu Changan pinched Zhou Shuling's nose. A natural beauty is so easy to tease, don't worry about pinching her nose, it will break!I squeezed my chin, the prosthesis is out of place!Hit the lower chest, the silicone broke!

"I... woo... How many pages have I read?" Zhou Shuling reached out and touched in front of her. Where is my "Ideological and Moral Cultivation and Legal Basis"?

Liu Changan bent down to help her pick up the book, and wiped his shoulders by the way, "If I got to the West Bus Station, I should have drooled a lot."

Zhou Shuling quickly pressed the corners of her mouth, luckily she didn't fall asleep to the point of drooling, and said angrily, "What's the matter? I'll wash your dirty clothes for you."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Shuling followed Liu Changan out of the car, and made a gesture of rubbing her hands behind him, indicating that she washed his clothes by hand.

Liu Changan bought a lot of clothes with Qin Yanan’s help. They looked very expensive. Washing them in a washing machine would easily damage them. However, some new clothes said that they could not be machine washed, hand washed, dry cleaned, or wet, which Zhou Shuling couldn’t understand. .

Liu Changan's clothes are generally not very dirty, nor are they stained with sweat and salt like others. They even smell like an impulse to cover their faces. Those new clothes that don't know how to clean, Zhou Shuling hangs them up properly. I got up, but I didn't see Liu Changan wearing those expensive clothes.

What frightened Zhou Shuling was that Shangguan Dandan would sometimes come upstairs to use the washing machine, and she would make soap bubbles all over the floor, and then, as if she had done something extraordinary, she would hold the washing powder in the soap bubbles. walk around.

At this time, Zhou Shuling wanted to help Shangguan Dandan clean the floor while Liu Changan was not at home, lest Liu Changan would grab Shangguan Dandan and throw her downstairs when he came back.

"Huh? Then why have you never washed the underwear I changed out for me? Could it be that the underwear I changed out does not belong to the category of dirty clothes, and you are reminding me that I can continue to wear them?" Liu Changan asked puzzled.

Liu Changan was not used to waiting for all the clothes to be handed over to Zhou Shuling. Sometimes he changed his clothes and washed them by the way. Zhou Shuling helped him wash the clothes. Usually, she was idle and had nothing to do, so she couldn't take it easy and liked to go around Liu Changan's house. Go around and see if there is any housework that can be done for him.

In this case, when she saw the clothes in the laundry basket, she would wash them for him. Fortunately, even in winter, Liu Chang'an didn't have big cotton jackets, and they were relatively light and light, so it didn't take much effort.

It is actually good for Zhou Shuling to wash Liu Changan's clothes, because the close-fitting clothes will always be stained with his breath, and they are washed all the time. Needless to say, the benefits to the body will accumulate over time.

It's a pity that she didn't help him wash his underwear anymore. She had done it by the way before.

"That... that is... usually, you spend the night outside... come back... I don't think it's good for you to wash." Zhou Shuling said with flushed cheeks. He spent the night outside, that is He An Nuan, boyfriend and girlfriend In between, I always do those things, so it’s okay to get a little bit of underwear, right?Zhou Shuling felt that it was inconvenient to start.

Looking at her, Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, took out a bottle of life essence from his pocket and handed it to Zhou Shuling.

"Huh, what is this?" Zhou Shuling opened it and smelled it, and looked at Liu Chang'an strangely, "It seems to be very similar to the bottle you gave me during the Chinese New Year, but it's a little different."

"This is the life essence I made by the way last night. It is a super nutritious substance extracted from the blood. Because you have eaten a lot of the original essence and have a certain basis for body acceptance, so now let's re- It is more appropriate to start eating this kind of super nutrient, and there will be no unbearable phenomenon that will lead to a large increase in cell activity and rejuvenate." Liu Changan explained.

He once released a drop of blood on the top of Xiangbiwo Mountain to save Mrs. Carnstein. At the same time, that drop of blood also caused a biological change in Xiangbiwo Mountain, and also caused Zhu Juntang's body to change inevitably. Liu Changan had to put She passed out.

In fact, the influence on Zhu Juntang had already been buried, so much so that she had fainted later, and Shangguan Dandan treated her with a coffin.

Whether it will continue to have an impact on Zhu Juntang in the future, Liu Chang'an is not sure, after all, her special background makes her have an extraordinary affinity for Liu Chang'an's blood.

Now this bottle of life essence is extracted from blood, of course the energy contained in it cannot be compared with that drop of blood. If you drink a drop of Liu Changan's blood directly, no one can survive except Zhu Juntang.

A creature like Zhu Juntang, after all, has long been used to absorbing a lot of nutrients, otherwise she would not have been able to come to this world.

After she was born, she also consumed social resources that ordinary people would not be able to use up in ten lifetimes, and it is still going on, which is in line with the background of her birth.

"What are you talking about...I'll just eat it." Zhou Shuling couldn't understand, but she was used to listening to Liu Changan's words, and she wouldn't give full play to Liu Changan's original intention like Zhou Shuling did. She was just a little curious, " You seem to be talking about those health care lectures that Dan Dan often goes to, what the salesman said when he asked grandpas and grandmas to buy health care products."

"She still often goes to lectures in the health care class?" Liu Changan didn't know this.

Shangguan Dandan is not like Zhou Dongdong. Zhou Dongdong is at home when he is not in school, or under the plane tree. Generally, there are only three places. Shangguan Dandan does not have a wide range of activities, but he will hold a thermos or push an electric The car walked out of the community and wandered around.

Sometimes when she stopped playing cards, she would take the community as the center, randomly appear in a certain range, and observe where the shop owner is more talkative, and she will be conquered by her majestic eyes, and sell her things at a low price, or split the whole shop. Sell ​​some of the goods for her.

After observing well, I will often take Zhou Dongdong there.

"Sometimes they finish playing cards and go together at meal time, because the health care classes sometimes have dinner together, delivering nutritious porridge, boiled eggs, etc. The salesperson saw that she came with the old people, and also I won't say anything." Zhou Shuling knew Shangguan Dandan's whereabouts quite well, if Zhou Shuling was in the shop all day, she would call Shangguan Dandan to come to the mall to buy food for her, but Shangguan Dandan followed When the large army is active, they will tell Zhou Shuling what she is doing, so that Zhou Shuling doesn't have to worry about it.

Sometimes Shangguan Dandan would bring some useful things, such as shopping bags, raw eggs, etc. Zhou Shuling was also very happy because it cost no money.

Zhou Shuling didn't have any opinion on Shangguan Dandan who didn't study at this age, maybe Dandan was the same as her, she would study hard when she grew up, and it would be okay to go to Xiangnan University or something.

"She's amazing." Liu Chang'an said with some displeasure, "I've been with them for so long, and I haven't seen them taking me to health care classes, eating or drinking."

"When will we go together?" Zhou Shuling said with great interest. She, Dan Dan, Dong Dong, and Liu Chang'an went to participate together like a family of four.

"No." Liu Changan refused. Young and middle-aged men like him are not the target customers of this kind of health care product sales campaign aimed at the elderly.

Zhou Shuling pouted unhappily, and Liu Changan scratched her hair, and the little daughter-in-law's hair became black and thick, and it was no longer the same as before, with split ends and overall yellowing.

After walking out of the subway station, Liu Changan sent Zhou Shuling for a while, and waited for a minute in front of the hotel where Li Hongfang was staying, and then saw Li Hongfang walking out wearing the same style of big red windbreaker as Zhou Shuling.

Although it is the same windbreaker, Li Hongfang wears it with a completely different temperament from Zhou Shuling, because inside her windbreaker is a short skirt with holes, with holes under the chest, holes in the waist and abdomen, legs. There are also.

Is this going to be filmed?Liu Changan shook his head and said nothing.

Seeing Liu Changan's expression, Li Hongfang was a little depressed. She studied the outfits for half the night, but it didn't have any seductive effect, so Li Hongfang buttoned up the windbreaker.

Knowing that there was such a skirt under the windbreaker she buttoned tightly, it was a bit exciting. Liu Changan didn't comment, but said: "Be careful, and call me if there is anything unusual."

After all, I just killed a mirage last night, and took the body of the mirage away. At that time, the alien beasts were frightened by the strength of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate, and retreated far away, but there may not be any changes after one night. It is also unknown whether Li Hongfang will return to his true colors.

It's not surprising that the aliens know about the Fenglei Sword Gate of Kyushu, but how did they know that Liu Jianshe and Zhao Yazhi belonged to the Fenglei Sword Gate of Kyushu last night?Oh, Li Hongfang unfolded the flag in the air-raid shelter. Although the environment there was dark, the ability to see things in the dark is not a rare skill.

"Yes." Li Hongfang said respectfully.

"Finish things early, let's go to Hunan University to experience the university atmosphere?" Zhou Shuling and Li Hongfang discussed.

"Well, you can cultivate our temperament." Li Hongfang agreed, "By the way, I found a bathroom where you can take a shower last night. Let's go together?"

"Okay, what's the difference between taking a bath and the SPA that Miss Zhusan and Miss Qin often do?"

"no!"

Liu Chang'an watched them board Li Hongfang's car. Two women with completely different backgrounds and personalities were able to play together.

Women are so funny.

After class in the morning, Liu Changan contacted Zhongqing, intending to ask her to take him to the underground base to see Mirage's body, but Zhongqing told him that she sent Zhu Juntang to Nanshan Ranch last night, and planned to return to Junsha at noon, but now that But a shocking event happened.

Zhu Juntang disappeared.

Chapter 874 It's All About Me

"We arrived at Nanshan Ranch before ten o'clock last night. The first group of people were Miss San and I, Yan Qingcheng, Bai Hui and the servants."

"It takes six or seven hours from Junsha to Nanshan Ranch. Did you arrive before ten o'clock?" Liu Changan asked strangely. Even if he left after class in the afternoon, he would not be able to reach Nanshan Ranch before ten o'clock, not to mention that Zhu Juntang was still eating. After resting for a while, and then waiting for Yan Qingcheng to go to class, Zhongqing still needs to arrange the time.

"The air flight distance from Junsha to Nanshan Ranch is only more than 400 kilometers. Ordinary helicopters can only fly up to 350 kilometers per hour. The flagship of Miss San's helicopter fleet can stabilize at more than 450 kilometers per hour. It is the fastest custom-made helicopter in the world. Model." Zhong Qing explained.