I'm really immortal

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth and looked at the sky, then opened the empty bag to the maximum, lowered his head to look inside, but there was still nothing.

Liu Changan walked up to the vending machine, scanned the QR code to open the door, took out a pack of spicy sticks, and waved at Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan stood still, but seeing his comprehension, he quickly lifted up the empty bag and shook his body nervously to respond.

Liu Changan threw the spicy stick high, Shangguan Dandan jumped to the left and caught it!

Liu Changan took juice, jelly, and yogurt from the vending machine and threw them out one by one, but Shangguan Dandan picked them up.

Close the door of the vending machine, glance at the checkout amount on the screen, and automatically deduct the money.

"It's full." Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos, walked up to Liu Changan with the bag in his hands, turned around and leaned against his arms, took a bottle of yogurt, and took a sip, which he didn't like very much. I gave it to Liu Changan, took another bottle of juice and sucked it up.

While stroking her head, Liu Changan drank yogurt and looked up at the lush trees around him.

Sometimes when I look at her, I really want to stuff her back into the coffin, and sometimes I think that when I expected her to come out of the coffin, I wanted to feel like this now, right?

"Juice is delicious, why doesn't eating fruit taste so good?" Shangguan tightened his cheeks, and then blew into the juice bag, his cheeks puffed up, and repeated several times before throwing away the juice bag.

Liu Changan didn't answer her question, because if it was a question she really wanted to know the answer to, she would keep asking, but sometimes she just talked to herself.

"Juice is delicious, why doesn't eating fruit taste so good?"

"After birth, a baby only drinks milk instead of eating its mother's meat. That's the reason." Liu Chang'an didn't want to hear a repeater named Shangguan Dandan keep repeating, so he answered casually.

"Oh, I remembered, use this answer to deceive Zhou Dongdong next time." Shangguan nodded lightly.

"Are you okay as a person?"

"Who will not be a human first?"

Liu Changan raised his hand to cover the slanting sunlight through the shade of the tree, and said very clearly: "I lied to you because you hate it very much. Your attempt to lie to Zhou Dongdong also proves that it is reasonable for me to hate you. You lied to her, don't you think Zhou Dongdong hates it?"

"No, I'm cute too. I'm very weak. If I'm not cute, I won't be able to survive at all." Shangguan Dandan said happily.

"Did you live until now by being cute?"

"Yeah." Shangguan Dandan didn't want to talk anymore, because now he was eating spicy strips, and the long spicy strips were stuffed into his mouth little by little, and he quickly controlled the queen mother.

After the two ate and drank under the tree for a while, Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan talked about what Shen Bin did to Song Taozi and his plan to use her.

Shangguan Dandan frowned, some strands of hair on the back were flying and trembling, some even hit the tree, only heard a few clicks, many branches of the big tree broke and fell around them.

"Let's go, let's torture and kill him." Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Chang'an with some concern, and said cautiously, "Don't kill people casually, you have to go to a place where no one will see you."

"This is what I told you!"

"Oh."

"Extract a confession first, and only after he admits the crime can he be dealt with. You can't kill people casually." Liu Changan didn't want to ignore human life, he was reasonable.

Liu Chang'an and Shangguan Dandan came out from the shade of the tree, but they didn't go directly to find Shen Bin, because Shangguan Dandan felt that the weather in the morning was good and they needed to ride an electric pony carriage, so the two went back and forth to get it. Electric car, it will be noon when we find Shen Bin again.

This is a five-star hotel. The children's toy brand represented by Shen Bin is holding an agent conference. Liu Chang'an found a place to park the electric car. Shangguan Dandan personally locked the large iron chain lock and Zhou Dongdong's small plastic lock. Recently, I always see the news of electric vehicles being stolen, which makes Shangguan Dandan quite worried.

The two walked into the hotel and saw Shen Bin participating in the agent meeting and having dinner in the banquet hall. Shangguan Dandan suspected that there was a buffet here, and suggested that after killing someone quickly, he would eat here. If the waiter at the buffet allows her to bring juice It would be even better if you fill up your own owl.

In some respects, Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan are equally reasonable, she will give others death, but if in daily life, even the waiter of the buffet can forbid the honorable queen mother to do something inappropriate things.

The biggest thing in this world is reason, even if it is the Queen Mother, it is nothing more than reason.

Two people stood at the entrance of the banquet hall, a little attention-grabbing. A middle-aged man in a suit that couldn't be buttoned up came over with a smile, "Would you like to know about our brand and agency policy? You can sit down and chat. If there is an empty seat, let's have a meal."

"I am a student, and she is a vagrant." Liu Changan said that he did not have the financial strength.

The middle-aged man smiled, his eyes lingering on the vagrants next to him for a while before he walked in, but he didn’t invite them to sit in the empty seats. Students can actually act as agents, but judging by their age, they should be college students. College students act as agents for children’s toy brands. Not easy to do.

At this time, Shen Bin came out from the inside, saw Liu Changan, and laughed in surprise, "Brother, what a coincidence."

After finishing speaking, his eyes fell on Shangguan Dandan next to him. The little girl was wearing a golden Chinese-style long skirt and a dark purple short jacket. Her sleeves were tucked between her arms, revealing two delicate and white arms, like ivory. Carving generally exudes a moist light.

She was holding up a huge thermos, gulping something to drink, her cheeks bulging and swallowing, making one wonder if she could explode her stomach if she drank like this.

Liu Changan glanced back at Shangguan Dandan, obviously no matter whether Liu Changan agreed to have the buffet here, she was ready to empty the thermos, expecting the waiter to allow her to pack all the drinks in the cafeteria.

"It's not a coincidence. When we met in the morning, I didn't ask you a question. Excuse me, have you ever behaved inappropriately towards your client's children?" Liu Changan asked, staring into Shen Bin's eyes.

Shen Bin's eyes flustered for a while, and he quickly raised his hand to touch his forehead, then calmed down, and asked calmly, "Of course not, in our line of business, if you make such a mistake, it will also be a very serious harm to the company's brand. Customers It will distrust our sales people because of this, and we will not make that mistake."

Liu Changan laughed, "What made a mistake? This is a crime."

"I don't know what you mean. I have something else to do. Let's go." Shen Bin waved his hand impatiently. He was naturally a little guilty when he was questioned suddenly, but he asked himself that it was impossible to leave any evidence for the people he just met. Knowing that, he ignored it and walked into the banquet hall.

Liu Changan walked in from the side, and Shen Bin watched in surprise as he walked directly to the reception desk of the banquet hall.

"Hi everyone, excuse me. Shen Bin, the agent of your brand, is a pervert who often molests clients' children. If you don't believe me, you can look at his mobile phone." Facing the horrified gazes from the audience, Liu Changan pointed at Shen Bin.

Those who were pointing at Liu Changan, which could easily cause misunderstandings, stood up and stepped aside, looking at Shen Bin with surprise and disgust in their eyes.

"He's talking nonsense!" Shen Bin quickly defended, holding his mobile phone tightly, pressing the power off button desperately.

Liu Chang'an smiled slightly. He didn't know what was in Shen Bin's mobile phone, but in the mobile phones of modern people, there are all kinds of records that may just violate public order and good customs, or may be illegal and criminal... Of course, the most common ones are cheating records. .

People like Shen Bin are bad enough, but not necessarily smart enough. Criminals who are truly feared by ordinary people are likely to hide themselves completely after discovering that being with Song Taozi's mother can change their lives, let alone the mobile phone , that is, all kinds of cloud records will try to clean up.

"Shen Bin, hand over your phone. You must prove your innocence, or I will call the police right away!" Seeing Shen Bin's reaction, who didn't understand?The middle-aged man whose suit was not buttoned up immediately came to Shen Bin's table and shouted loudly.

"Yes, if you are not a pervert, what are you afraid of?"

"Let's call the police, lest he say that there is privacy in the phone!"

"Disgusting, I pooh!"

"kill him!"

The public is so easy to be provoked, even if it is just a one-sided statement, as long as they feel that they can vent their anger from the height of moral superiority, they will become excited as a whole, drowning people with saliva, and no one can hear the voice of justification.

Some people just understand this truth, and they can use it to destroy a person casually. Even if he proves his innocence in the end, no one cares, and he is destroyed after all.

Of course, Shen Bin deserved what he deserved, and he couldn't prove his innocence, because he himself was dirty, but there was no real evidence, even if Song Taozi bravely stood up to accuse, it would be difficult to convict him.

There is Liu Changan.

Letting him die socially is the first step. Killing him directly and letting him have a reputation for dying in vain is too cheap for him.

Let everyone know he deserves to die.

8 Chapter Eighty Don't Provoke Shangguan Dandan

In the chaos, Shen Bin was held down by someone, and the phone was finally snatched away. After turning it on, someone grabbed his finger to unlock it, and a participant who just came to have a meal and was not an agent directly called the police.

Liu Changan looked at the lively scene, nodded, and said to Shangguan Dandan: "The feelings expressed by the group, no matter right or wrong, good or evil, are simple and direct but exaggerated at the same time. Have you noticed that, in In reality, you can easily be forgiven for making a little mistake, but when facing a group on the Internet, the same little mistake seems to have committed a heinous crime."

Liu Changan finds it very interesting. He knows some psychologists, some who study individuals and some who study groups, but most of them are dead. Liu Changan feels sorry for them. When the Internet develops, people's gathering becomes When things get simpler, the research on group psychology and behavior becomes more important. However, there are few relevant psychological masterpieces recently. The simple and crude statistical laws in the name of big data are actually very superficial, but they are regarded as the standard by many people in the economic field.

"Well, you are right, just like you snatched my pony carriage, any mistakes can be forgiven, but when you face the group of grandfather, Zhang Anshi, Tian Qianqiu, Zhang Chang and others, it becomes It’s a heinous crime.” Shangguan Dandan held the thermos in front of him with both hands, and his stomach might have swollen a little after drinking too much effervescent water. Queen's elegance.

Shangguan Dandan was really beautiful, but it was a pity that she opened her mouth. Looking at her moist and bright red mouth, Liu Changan just wanted to sew it up for her.

"The more stupid people are, the more they like to stick together, because when the group is working hard, these stupid people, those who participate in the dark psychology of jealousy, and those wastes, they no longer feel their mediocrity and failure, but It feels like they have gained a short-lived but unstoppable powerful force, as if they can destroy everything. This feeling makes them addicted, just like some people can't restrain their frequent self-blasphemy." Liu Changan thought for a while, psychology He is an outsider, but the current management of online group restlessness requires the participation of experts who understand group psychology in order to guide, release and solve these problems.

"No, frequent self-blasphemy, maybe it's just that pornographic things are spread too widely now, just like in the novels I read, some authors clearly have good writing skills, but he just wants to add a lot of unnecessary pornographic descriptions into it." Shangguan Dandan said. Disagree, "Just like other people like to send you colorful photos, you also like to look at them."

"Go to the buffet." Liu Chang'an didn't want to finish talking with Shangguan Dandan, Shangguan Dandan was the cutest when he kept pouring drinks into his mouth, kept stuffing things in his mouth, blocked his mouth and couldn't speak.

When Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan were eating the buffet, the police came to deal with it, and then Song Taozi’s mother came. After being extremely disappointed, she drove the car away to the school to find Song Taozi. The police were going to take Shen Bin away. XingJu awaiting trial.

Shen Bin asked to go to the bathroom, and the police were very humane. After checking the bathroom on the first floor of the hotel, they let Shen Bin into the bathroom.

Sitting on the toilet, Shen Bin had just taken off his pants and lit a cigarette when the partition door was pushed open. When Shen Bin saw Liu Changan squeezed in, he grabbed Shen Bin's neck with his hands, preventing him from making a sound. come out.

Liu Changan injected some super life energy into him to strengthen his body so that he would not easily lose too much blood and become dizzy because he couldn't bear the pain, and then eunuch Shen Bin with a table knife.

"When I was cutting the steak just now, I felt that this knife was not easy to use, it was too blunt. Fortunately, Shangguan Dandan didn't notice that I walked away with the knife, otherwise she would definitely follow suit in the future. If she was caught, she would It's too embarrassing." Liu Changan felt that this possibility was very high, and he was very grateful to breathe a sigh of relief.

No, I can't tease Shangguan Dandan like this. The mother is poor again. At most, she is just trying to use the majesty in her eyes to get discounts and split them up for sale.

Shen Bin's body was convulsed due to fear and nervous reactions, but he kept staring at the toilet drain.

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing Shen Bin's expression, Liu Changan knew what Shen Bin was thinking, and explained in a gentle tone, "Your life is about to die, and you still think about the rest of your life?"

"You...what are you going to do?" Shen Bin felt his hand loosen a little, endured the severe pain, looked at Liu Changan with pleading eyes, "let me go..."

"How is it possible?" Liu Changan laughed and broke his neck.

Looking at Shen Bin's corpse, Liu Chang'an beckoned, a mass of black hair flowed out from the exhaust fan on the ceiling, they spun and condensed together, turned into a huge python, and swallowed Shen Bin in one bite .

The boa constrictor rushed out of the bathroom, and the frightened policemen backed up against the wall. Only one of them was equipped with a gun, but he didn’t dare to shoot casually. The boa constrictor is a state-protected animal, so it might be possible to swallow a person with one bite. What is the level of sitting and wearing in prison.

"Everyone be careful!"

"There are pythons!"

People in the lobby screamed and dodged, and many people took pictures with their mobile phones as soon as they stepped back a little. Some people found the python crawling towards the back door of the hotel without looking back, and even followed it along the way to take pictures.

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Liu Changan was riding an electric bike, and Shangguan Dandan was sitting in his arms. I always felt that today Liu Changan was sitting a little behind, leaving more space for Shangguan Dandan, which made the empress dowager's noble butt much more comfortable.

From time to time, Liu Chang'an looked down at Shangguan Dandan's hair, she was too wicked, just as Liu Changan once guessed, Shangguan's Dandan's hair was definitely more than a simple function of tentacles.

"Let's go to that vending machine to play for a while." Shangguan Dandan looked at his empty handbag, because he ate with Liu Changan, before eating the buffet at noon, the handbag she filled up in the morning was emptied .

"Okay." Liu Changan had no objection.

"I don't like the peach-flavored yogurt, so take more juice. Don't use too much force when you throw it. I can't run fast, and sometimes I can't catch it."

"Row."

"How about after you scan the code and open the door, I'll throw it away and you pick it up."

"Row."

Shangguan Dandan nodded in satisfaction, if he had been so obedient 2000 years ago, he would not have been abolished.

In the afternoon, I played with Shangguan Dandan in the vending machine in front of the Tianhan Grand Theater for a while, and then sent her back. At this time, the incident about the man-eating python in the five-star hotel had already started to ferment on the Internet. It quickly became a hot search, and various photos and videos spread widely.

One of them just happened to film it from beginning to end. The video showed that when the giant python rushed out of the bathroom, its mouth was still chewing, and its body wriggling was accompanied by swallowing movements.

The giant python is more than ten meters long. According to its length and size, some people believe that it is an Amazonian anaconda, or it was secretly raised by a private person.

This argument is untenable, because the video clearly shows that this python is different from any snake in video memory. Its head proportions far exceed those of the Amazon anaconda, and it has chewing and tearing movements with teeth that other pythons do not have. Not like this, they are all swallowed directly.

"This is the spirit snake that broke through the wall and flew into the sky! The night before yesterday, when we were taking a shower in the bathroom of Hexi employees, a snake that was practicing in the air-raid shelter broke out of the wall. It is the snake that appeared in the five-star hotel today. I can see it clearly. Clearly, exactly the same!"

"It is indeed not an ordinary snake. It disappeared out of thin air after it left the hotel and entered the green belt. The fire department invited snake experts, but they couldn't find any trace of it. Only Fei Tian came to explain it!"

"Stupid, it's a water monkey in disguise."

"Go away, a stalk is used everywhere, just rub against the water monkey."

Liu Changan flipped through the comments for a while, making all sorts of messy conjectures, human beings are really interesting.

Of course the boa constrictor was nowhere to be found, because it was transformed from hair, and finally turned back into strands of hair, returning to Shangguan Dantan's head.

Taking advantage of Shangguan Dandan's playing cards and sharing the results of today's gift picking with her friends, Liu Changan entered her room and touched the bronze coffin.

The light was not turned on, and the room was a bit dark, with only one piece of sunlight coming in from outside the door, and the bronze coffin looked more and more quiet and magical.

Shangguan Dandan seldom lies down in the bronze coffin now, unless she sometimes wants to take pity on her coffin to show that it is still her beloved treasure.

In Shangguan Dandan's place, the coffin seems to be an AI device that can be controlled by voice, similar to the various voice assistants that are popular today.

It may not be as powerful as those voice assistants in the use of network functions, but its capabilities in other aspects may be much stronger, and it may even give people the feeling that everything is impossible.

Sometimes Liu Changan felt that it was more like a space-age life-support capsule or something. A life-support capsule that could support interstellar flight was naturally extremely powerful and could repair or even transform living bodies.

The bronze coffin is covered with all kinds of beautifully packaged boxes. If you look carefully, they are all kinds of candies. Looking at the packaging, you can tell that Shangguan Dandan's financial resources cannot afford it. There is no doubt that she got Mr. Zhu Tang moved here after Tang's Candy House.

Although there are quite a few here, but she moved so many times that day, it was obviously more than the ones in front of her eyes.

Liu Changan pushed the bronze coffin, and the coffin cover slid, revealing the inside of the coffin, which was no different from what Liu Changan had seen before. There was a brocade quilt, and under the quilt were the books that Liu Changan had put in the rattan wood bookcase before. There are pillows, jewelry boxes, clothes, and lots of effervescent tablets...

He covered the coffin, looked around again, but found no more candies piled up, his eyes fell on this coffin again, most of Shangguan Dandan's candies were hidden in the coffin, this thing can definitely be used as a storage The role of space.

With Liu Changan's current knowledge, it was a bit difficult to understand. He pushed the coffin cover back and forth, and suddenly felt that the coffin was standing upright, a bit like an elevator car... just like the ones that often appear in movies. An elevator to another strange time and space.

Liu Changan fumbled around on the coffin, this thing can't be seen just by looking at it, Tesla also has one, it's a thing made by concentrating the strongest technology of ancient civilization, it's just Shangguan Dandan's kindness Will Tesla's one be exactly the same?

It is unknown at the moment, and we will probably wait for the progress of Su Mei's research to reveal more secrets... Based on Liu Changan's understanding of Su Mei, she will definitely discover the city under the Antarctic ice sheet, as long as she is not stupid enough Liu Changan will not care about digging up Tesla again, because he is also very curious about ancient civilizations.

Liu Chang'an didn't ask Shangguan Dandan directly. Firstly, she might not know it herself, and secondly, she would not say anything if she knew it. The Queen Mother has no other skills. I have said that I survived by being cute.

Looking at the time, Liu Changan was about to go to class, walked to Aunt Xie's canteen, through the transparent plastic curtain, saw Shangguan Dandan standing on a long chair, carrying her handbag full of vending machine products, He was showing off something, and the other old men and women all showed envious expressions.