I'm really immortal

"Ah!" The muscles on Liu Changan's arms swelled up. An Nuan looked at her liking and was kissing and biting. Her eyes met Professor Liu's, and she quickly covered Liu Changan's eyes with a scream.

"Why are you covering my eyes?" Liu Chang'an stood still in place calmly, turning his back to Professor Liu and Professor Ling and said, "Please close your eyes. Although this scene is heart-stirring and unforgettable, don't hold it straight anymore. He stared intently."

An Nuan was so ashamed that she let go of Liu Chang'an's eyes, and wanted to help Liu Chang'an block it, lest she suffer a disadvantage, but it was inconvenient for her to be in his arms, not to mention she was not wearing anything!

Liu Changan hugged An Nuan and went back to her room sideways like a crab.

"I'm going to have the eye of a needle, the eye of a needle!" Professor Ling covered his eyes and sat on the sofa in panic.

"Just now your eyes were so wide, and now you are covering your eyes when everyone is in? Pretentious." Liu Yuewang exposed her best friend pretending to be calm.

Professor Ling laughed, and gave Liu Yue a look. She was already 40 years old, and it was okay to see a little boy with bare buttocks. After adjusting her emotions a little, the embarrassment would stop immediately.

Liu Yuewang took a deep breath, it's no wonder that when she approached the house just now, she was a little panting and her heart was beating, she thought it was because she was tired from walking, she never thought that these two children would steal food while the adults were away.

No, not two children, one of them is not a child anymore.

Thinking that he is obviously an old uncle, but possessed An Nuan, Liu Yuewang felt resentful and a little guilty. The emotions are very complicated. There are not only the difficulties of not being able to fulfill him, but also the guilt for An Nuan. It is really hard to describe. I just want to chant poems:

The king knows that the concubine has a husband, so he gave the concubine a pair of pearls, feeling the lingering love of the king, and tied it to the red Luoru.

From the concubine's high-rise building to the court, the beloved is in the bright light.

Zhijun's intentions are like the sun and the moon.

Huanjun Pearl weeps both times, wishing not to meet when she was not married.

Many people see this poem and think it's wrong the first time they read it. You, Liu Yuewang, don't have a husband either?Do you still wish that you met when you were not married? It was too much, right?

In fact, as long as you know the author Zhang Ji and the name of the poem "Jie Fu Yin Ji Dongping Li Sikong Shidao", it will be clear. The relationship between men and women in this word is used as a metaphor, not a real reference. The meaning is very simple: Li Sikong, No matter how well-intentioned and thirsty you are, I, Zhang Ji, really cannot be your dog.

Liu Yuewang used this here to express emotion, Professor Liu Jianshe, no matter how well-intentioned you are, you can't get what you want, but I, Liu Yuewang, really can't accept your kindness.

Staring blankly at the confidant in the mirror, Liu Yuewang felt sad, but there was nothing she could do about it. The infatuation towards Professor Liu Jianshe was understandable, but unacceptable.

"What a shame! I'm not going out, I'm going to hide in my room for three days and three nights!"

In the room, An Nuan threw herself on the bed, her body was rolled up by the quilt, she held a funny pillow to cover her face, rolled around on the bed, kicked and slapped her feet, and almost fell off the bed.

"Then we will fight here for three days and three nights, forcing Professor Liu to pass through the house for three days and not enter. This achieves the effect that as long as I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing one will be her." Liu Changan followed her train of thought. Got an idea.

Hearing this, An Nuan stopped rolling around, quietly removed the funny pillow, and glanced at his smiling expression, only to realize that he was just joking, so she got up screaming and howling, and pressed the funny pillow on Liu Changan's face Push him down, then sit on his waist and hum: "Hurry up and think of a way! Help me save face."

"Actually, the best way to resolve the embarrassment, the first is that as long as I don't feel embarrassed, you are the one who is embarrassed. The second is the less face-saving way, fleeing from the scene." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

An Nuan couldn't help turning her head to look at the window. At the beginning, Liu Changan crawled in here and was caught by her mother, but now she was caught by her mother, and then she had to climb out from here. It felt a little strange.

After hesitating for a while, this seems to be a good way. I just need to put on my clothes and pants, and then go to school to take a shower. When I come back at night, there should be only my mother at home. When the time comes, I will sneak into the room with a smile, and turn a deaf ear to her ridicule. There is no problem.

There is no mother who does not have the opportunity to ridicule that day, and creates an embarrassing situation the next day, An Nuan nodded and chose the method of fleeing the scene.

With an idea in mind, An Nuan was in the mood to act coquettish and worry about other things. She threw away the funny pillow and lay down on Liu Changan's chest, "Did you turn around just now?"

"Okay, run away quickly, or you'll be late." Liu Changan reached out and took her underwear from the bedside.

"Hmph... woo... help me put it on!"

"Put it on yourself, and I'll help you put it on for another half an hour."

An Nuanlai acted coquettishly in his arms to show that she didn't care for half an hour, but she still wore it by herself. After all, Professor Liu and Professor Ling were outside, so she wasn't that careless.

After An Nuan got dressed and jumped out of the balcony with a wave of his hand, Liu Changan came out of the room and found two professors sitting there solemnly making tea and chatting calmly. They were indeed mature women, and the reaction was general. Ordinary people already know the truth of "as long as I'm not embarrassed".

"Good evening." Liu Changan might as well give way, why would he be embarrassed?His appearance just now just made them feel that they were wasting their time and feel sorry for themselves. After all, they are no longer young. Looking at his beautiful and strong young body, there is nothing left but coveting and envy for An Nuan!

"Actually, we have a custom here that if a son-in-law-to-be has sex with a girl at the mother-in-law's house, and the mother-to-be finds out, he will pay her some things that can beautify the skin, prolong life, and brighten the skin." Liu Yuewang implicitly said Hinting, hope he hands over more creams.

Professor Ling gave Liu Yue a look, just now he secretly discussed and said that he should remind her implicitly. Is this called implicit?Why don't you just grab it in your pocket?

"Junsha, I am still very familiar with it. The name Junsha has been used for 3000 years. During the Yin and Shang Dynasties, it was a branch of the Baiyue tribe. I have never heard of such a custom. There is no such custom in Qin and Han Dynasties. No matter how research is done, there is no record of this custom in various Han tombs including Mawangdui... I have never heard of such a custom in the past 3000 years. a custom."

Looking at the expressions of Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling, Liu Changan paused, "But the so-called changing customs, you two have needs, I have to satisfy you. Please wait a moment, I put a little here for An Nuan..."

Speaking of which, Liu Changan walked into An Nuan's room, and after a while, he came out with two disposable plastic cups, each filled with a little clear liquid.

"This is a mild version of the nutrient element. Take it once a day, one drop at a time. It won't make your cells so active that you will rejuvenate, but it can indeed beautify your skin. This is a priceless treasure. Don't use it to show off, go to your friends Circle." Liu Changan didn't want to spit everywhere, no, it should be called dragon saliva.

The two were overjoyed, and Professor Ling couldn't help but hugged Liu Changan, almost slobbered on his face, and said that he wanted to date An Nuan in the future, just tell her, she will find a way to make him Liu Yuewang pulled it out to make room for the young couple.

Chapter 883 Women's Friend

Professor Ling is really envious of the prospective son-in-law of the old Liu family. Since Han Zhizhi met the scumbag Wu Fan who was chasing her and asking Annuan on WeChat last year, she has never revealed her emotional dynamics to the family.

Is there anyone chasing after me, is there anyone I like? I don’t talk to Professor Ling about such things. The first emotional Waterloo of a little girl who is full of expectations for college love is not a big blow, but that kind of longing Is extinguished many, perhaps become cautious and vigilant.

There is nothing to worry about. After all, the child is still young, but the envy of his best friend's family is unavoidable. Liu Changan is really excellent, funny and humorous. He also has a relaxed sense of humor when facing the elders. Professor Ling It feels like the person talking to me is a man of the same age who is full of masculinity, and the way he speaks and behaves makes people feel good.

No wonder Liu Yuewang couldn't help acting like a spoiled child to Liu Chang'an when she turned back into a young girl. It may not be because of her youthful mentality, but Liu Chang'an's mature and stable demeanor is what women like to act like a spoiled child.

In order to avoid evaporation, Liu Yuewang took two thin-mouthed glass bottles, poured the mild version of the nutritional elements into them, and then stuck out her tongue to lick the inner wall of the disposable plastic cup. It was obvious that she and Shangguan Dan Like Tan, she has extremely superb lip and tongue skills, and her tongue is long and flexible.

Professor Ling did not have Liu Yuewang's flexible tongue that could reach the bottom of the cup. She wiped the cup with her finger, and then sucked it clean with her finger in her mouth.

Liu Changan shook his head, not to mention Liu Yuewang, even Professor Ling has an elegant and calm intellectual demeanor on the outside, but these women are really willing to do anything for the sake of beauty. Mind?

"Where's An Nuan?" She patted her cheek, feeling like Wen Ruan's freshly peeled chicken head. Liu Yuewang was in a good mood, and only then did she think of her daughter.

"Afraid of embarrassment, I climbed the window and left."

"It's still the same as when I was a child. Both she and Zhizhi are experts in climbing windows and walls." Professor Ling felt a little emotional, "When I was young, I was afraid of being beaten and escaped because of being naughty, but now it's because... hey, I grew up."

"Aren't you embarrassed?" Liu Yuewang asked, hmph, of course she knew he wasn't embarrassed anymore, he was wearing a skin, and it was no big deal if his ass was looked at, if An Nuan wasn't around, maybe he would still be twisted few times!

"When you are admiring classicist and neoclassical sculptures, would you be embarrassed to see those naked male statues?" Liu Changan asked rhetorically.

"No." In order to show that she is an intellectual woman with artistic accomplishment, Professor Ling fiddled with the hair on her earlobe, and said lightly, even though she and Liu Yuewang had seen naked statues while traveling in other places, the two still took turns Let the wind go to touch the unspeakable part of the statue.

After seeing many statues like this in foreign countries, Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling came to a conclusion with certainty that the unspeakable part of the statue is the real size of foreigners. They are all special actors.

"Of course we won't be embarrassed. If you were a statue, wouldn't you be embarrassed?" Liu Yuewang refused to let Liu Changan change the object of the problem.

"Professor Liu really has elegant aesthetics and compared me to a statue." Liu Chang'an praised, "Before you entered the living room, you certainly didn't imagine my naked body. When you suddenly saw it, you naturally had no evil thoughts in your heart." , At that time, there was a pure, beautiful young man's body in your eyes, and your eyes also directly reflected your appreciation for the beauty of men. Your eyes are pure, and my body is pure. Appreciators and admirers, you are not Embarrassing, I'm not embarrassed either."

Liu Yuewang and Professor Ling stared blankly at Liu Chang'an, and then looked at each other. It was Professor Ling who couldn't help but laugh first.

"Haha... With such an eloquent mouth, it's no wonder that An Nuan will be taken down by you." Professor Ling smiled and picked up the kettle to wake up the tea. Liu Chang'an was so interesting.

Liu Yuewang also had nothing to say, humming in her heart, he just took An Nuan down with his eloquence, and almost...it's nothing.

Fortunately, Liu Yuewang is wise and powerful, and has discovered the true face of the online uncle early on, and also discovered that the real face of the offline boy is actually the uncle, so that he can no longer deceive her, and the thoughts and motives behind every move are exposed to the eyes. in front of her.

"In fact, the appreciation of the buttocks has been throughout the entire history of mankind. When the modern record form undergoes earth-shaking changes, and the picture becomes moving, colorful, rich and clear, all kinds of people are racking their brains to express The beauty or temptation of showing the buttocks." Liu Changan glanced at the outer lines of the legs of the two middle-aged women naturally, "What did you two think of first when you heard what I said?"

"Marlena." Liu Yuewang looked at Liu Changan, and she felt that Liu Changan could understand her hint, "Marlena in "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily", in the movie, she was stared at by men many times, they I can't help but look at her hips, high heels, small waist, and twisting lines."

Liu Yuewang was really reserved this time. A stunner like Marlena was something the skinny boy in the movie couldn't bear. No matter how much he longed for Marlena and was full of fantasies about Marlena, it was a pity that there was a relationship between the two of them. impossible.

Liu Changan nodded, and looked at Professor Ling again.

"I think of Milan's red one-piece swimsuit-wrapped buttocks in Jiang Wen's "Sunny Day". It is obviously a girl, but it is so plump and has such fat lines. It is the obsessed object of the male protagonist Ma Xiaojun and others." Professor Ling said with some emotion that when the movie was released, Professor Ling was also in the age of girls.

In the movie, Milan is ostentatious, charming, and has experience beyond his peers. He was also the idol of countless girls. After arriving in Milan, did you really live out the initial feeling?

""The Beautiful Legend of Sicily" was released in 2000, and "Sunny Day" was released in 95. They are both old movies. At that time, if you want to see wriggling or exposed buttocks, you have to go to dance and dance. Hall, which is also the age of the dance pandemic.”

"At that time, in the streets and alleys of the city, there were dancers of rumba, cha-cha, tango, foxtrot, break dance, and disco danced by both men and women. Nowadays, the square dance is much more monotonous, but it is more popular. Rural villages and towns can be seen everywhere... At that time, everyone couldn’t finish the farm work, and they couldn’t let go of their thoughts, and there were few people dancing in the countryside.” Liu Changan sighed with a little nostalgia, and Sun Honglei, who is now in the fire, once wore a suit and sang Folk songs, break dancing.

It's not that I miss that era, I just miss the time I spent.

"We can all dance except break dancing." Professor Ling put down the water bottle and did a few dance moves.

Break dancing originated in the 70s of last century. It is a street dance. After entering China in the 80s, it has become popular all over the country. You can see young people learning to space walk everywhere, or doing the kind of movement that wipes the glass against the air.

"Come on, I'll teach you how to spacewalk." Liu Changan waved to Professor Ling.

"Ah, I can't learn it!" Professor Ling didn't think that Liu Changan wanted to teach her to dance or moonwalk, and smiled while covering his mouth.

"Go and learn something we don't usually practice." Liu Yuewang pushed Professor Ling.

Professor Ling stood up, "Okay, is it difficult?"

"It's very simple. Come on, first put your feet together, then separate them by about five centimeters, and stand on tiptoe of your right toe...Professor Ling, you have beautiful calves and good-looking muscles." Liu Changan praised, in fact, this kind of woman who often dances has an average figure They are all very good, especially the belly dance, which is a dance that suits Professor Ling's figure... It is said that Professor Ling's husband is also suspected of cheating. I can only say that after a long time in Zhilan's room, I don't smell its fragrance. After all, home flowers do not have the fragrance of wild flowers. .

"Thank you." Professor Ling was a little embarrassed, and made his smile look more reserved.

"Put your left toe on the ground. You can see that my center of gravity is on my right foot, and my left foot feels flexible. At this time, move your left foot back, yes... move back close to the ground, and keep your left foot straight." Liu Changan continued to teach.

"Old Ling, you're a quick learner!" Liu Yuewang took out her mobile phone to record, and they often record their dances, mainly to watch back and appreciate their beautiful postures, or to find deficiencies.

"After you move your left foot back, your left foot should quickly stand on tiptoe, which is equivalent to the starting action..."

After Liu Changan taught it a few times, he began to practice simultaneously with Professor Ling. The two of them walked back and forth in the living room with moonwalks one after the other.

Liu Yuewang posted the video of Liu Changan and Professor Ling taking a spacewalk together on Moments, then stood up, "I want to learn too, teach me!"

Professor Ling has a deep foundation in dancing, and he walked decently quickly. Although he didn't have the feeling of flowing like water like Liu Changan, he was quite handsome. Professor Liu, who was described by Liu Changan as dancing like "mantis punching", was envious.

"Ten centimeter high heels...you should change your shoes." Liu Changan glanced at Liu Yuewang's tall and long legs, which could be called invincible proportions. This woman didn't seem to think that her legs looked too long, and she wanted to walk on stilts.

Liu Yuewang changed her shoes and learned from Liu Changan. This time it was Professor Ling's turn to post the video to Moments.

At this time, An Nuan had just arrived at the meeting point, so she checked Moments by the way, her mother and Aunt Ling posted two Moments one after the other, both of which were taught by Liu Changan to spacewalk.

An Nuan was not jealous, but just found it funny, thinking that he would leave immediately after he left, but how could he know that he had just been naked by two middle-aged women, and taught them to dance as soon as he turned around and put on his pants.

He has probably never been embarrassed... I have to say that he is really a friend of women, little girls like to hang around him, and this middle-aged woman also likes him very much.

After thinking about it, An Nuan saved the video taken by Professor Ling to her mobile phone, and then sent it to Qzone, with a comment: A typical example of a boyfriend trying to please his girlfriend's mother.

Chapter 884 It's hard for a smart woman to cook without rice

It didn't take much time to teach the spacewalk, and if you are not a particularly interested enthusiast, you usually just practice and play casually.

Professor Ling mastered it quite proficiently. After walking decently, his interest in dancing was aroused. He also wanted to show off his dancing skills, so he turned on the stereo and picked out a dance song, inviting Liu Changan to dance a tango with her. .

Liu Yuewang would also do it, but Liu Changan didn't dance with her. After all, he was going to teach An Nuan tango at the beginning. Don't show your little tiger teeth to bite?

After dancing, Liu Changan didn't intend to spend the night on the top of Lushan Mountain, and went home directly.

A light bulb was hung on the balcony, illuminating the surroundings of the sycamore tree. Zhou Dongdong actually brought Song Taozi back, and the two children were standing under the sycamore tree talking.

"This pit is for us to eat barbecue. The kind of barbecue is placed on it. The barrels and pots are also used for barbecue. Brother Chang'an said it is called fire...brazier barbecue." Zhou Dongdong is giving Song Taozi introduced the various fire pits and stoves around the sycamore tree. It would be great if Song Taozi had eaten them all.

"What about this bunker?" Song Taozi knocked on the earthen stove curiously.

"It's not a blockhouse. It's for us to eat big geese to make fire. Brother Chang'an asks me to help make fire every time. He doesn't know how to do it." Zhou Dongdong said that he is not only a fire activist, but also a fire expert. It is better than Chang'an's elder brother.

"I want to light a fire too!" Song Taozi was envious.

"I only light the fire when I want to eat a big goose. Before eating a big goose, I have to recite poems, goose goose goose, song to heaven!" Zhou Dongdong recited a few sentences after finishing speaking.

"The white-haired tiger is dewy, and the red palm plucks light waves!" Song Taozi also recited the latter two sentences.

After reciting, Zhou Dongdong and Song Taozi looked at each other and laughed. Everyone knows how to recite poems, and they are all smart children. What does it matter if their academic performance is the bottom No.1 and No.2 in the class?It's not like they all study in the same class, and the things they learn are the same.

"Come up and take a shower!" Zhou Shuling yelled upstairs, and Song Taozi was led by Zhou Dongdong to run around, sweating all over.

They went upstairs holding hands, and Liu Changan also went upstairs, and then asked Zhou Shuling, it turned out that Li Hongfang was going to the Hedong this afternoon to find a designer, drove Zhou Shuling home, and stopped by the school to pick up Zhou Dongdong.

Originally, Shen Bin came to pick up Song Taozi today, and because Song Taozi's mother was late from get off work, Shen Bin spent a long time alone with Song Taozi, Song Taozi was a little scared, Zhou Dongdong wanted to protect Song Taozi, and saw Shen Bin after school If he didn't come, he decided to take Song Taozi home on his own initiative.

Li Hongfang and Zhou Shuling saw a dog with two children on the way. They stopped and asked. Zhou Shuling got Song Taozi’s mother’s phone number from Song Taozi’s mouth. After chatting for a few words, Zhou Shuling felt that Song Taozi’s mother was very confused today. Looking unreliable, she decided to help take care of Song Taozi, and Song Taozi's mother agreed.

So he brought Song Taozi back.

After Liu Changan listened, he tilted his head and thought for a while, feeling that these adults and children were a bit unreliable, but he was already used to it, so he nodded and said nothing.

Hearing his mother and brother Chang'an talking outside, the naked Zhou Dongdong rushed out with a small water gun, fired two shots at Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling, and ran back to the bathroom, proving to Song Taozi that he was brave , can protect her.

Zhou Shuling was dressed beautifully today, and she was soaked in water by Zhou Dongdong. She rushed in and grabbed the water gun and fired at Zhou Dongdong more than a dozen times, forcing Zhou Dongdong to hide in the corner and howl to admit defeat and admit that her mother was the only one. She was invincible, and she was not brave at all, so Zhou Shuling was willing to let her go, and began to bathe them with a little complacency.

Song Taozi has always been very well-behaved, but she thinks that Zhou Dongdong is indeed the bravest child, and she also wants to be as brave as Zhou Dongdong.

When Liu Changan came downstairs, Shangguan Dandan was sitting comfortably under the electric heating table watching TV. Her legs were bent, and the thermos was clamped between her waist and legs. She was holding a warm pot of effervescent water in her hand. , sipping in small sips.

Seeing her hair flowing like black moonlight, Liu Changan didn't bother her, didn't walk between her and the TV, but walked around behind the electric heating table, and then sat in front of his computer.

After Liu Changan is familiar with modern digital SLR products, there is limited room for improvement in photography technology, but he has just begun to learn and use picture production software.

As soon as he turned on the computer, a small figure came in from under his arm. Shangguan Dandan looked back at him, showing a long-awaited expression, stretched out his finger and clicked on the STEAM icon.

There is always such a person in an ordinary family. When you see no one watching TV, you want to watch your favorite show, and he runs over to point out "check the weather forecast", "Watch the movie about the Six Princesses?" ","News Feeds!"

Or just grab your remote.