I'm really immortal

Of course, the most important thing is the attitude of the door owner. Except for An Nuan, this seems to be the only object that the door owner takes the initiative to send things, provide material and practical help.

Under normal circumstances, it was other women who came to send east and west, ask about his health, and please him.

For example, Miss Su wanted to give him this set of battle armor on his body, but he didn't want it.

When chatting with Zhou Shuling, they mentioned that Qin Yanan gave him a house full of electrical appliances, as well as many big-name luxury shoes, clothing and watches.

Zhou Shuling also revealed to Li Hongfang a lot of important information intentionally or unintentionally, for example, Shangguan Dandan is really poor, and she will accept whatever you give her.

"This is indeed a tough job. People with bad liver, it's better not to be a teacher." Yan Huaye said with a smile. In fact, she has seen many young people who are enthusiastic about teaching over the years. As Li Hongfang said, ideals are just ideals, and reality cannot be settled. They come and go, but not many stick to them.

"You are in good health now. Come to Junsha from time to time in the future. I will help you continue to recuperate." Liu Changan sat in the back with Yan Huaye and looked at her body. In fact, when he first saw her, he checked her body. Apart from her body, there are problems with the liver, gallbladder and pancreas. The diseases of these organs are often linked together, and the fatality rate after canceration is extremely high.

"En." Yan Huaye lowered her head, responded softly, and involuntarily held the back of his hand.

Li Hongfang noticed that there was an ambiguous atmosphere throbbing in the rear compartment, and she couldn't help feeling a little itchy. What is this "rehabilitation"?Li Hongfang wanted to get involved.

"Professor Liu, my health is not good, can you help me recuperate?" Li Hongfang couldn't help but said, in front of Yan Huaye, he couldn't be too partial.

"What's wrong with your health?" Liu Chang'an felt that her body was so good that people couldn't help but want to beat her and hurt her a little.

"My...my...that aunt is not very accurate, depressed, easily irritable, and a little insomnia, the skin is relatively dry, and her eyes are dull..." Li Hongfang racked her brains to figure out something wrong.

"Miss Li, are you single now?" Hearing the symptoms Li Hongfang described, Yan Huaye knew what was going on. Single women would have the symptoms Li Hongfang described, and Yan Huaye had been in this state for many years Yes, it was solved logically after reuniting with the teacher.

"Yes." Li Hongfang replied with some regrets. They are already past the age of late marriage, and they are considered older leftover women... According to Chinese laws and regulations, men who reach the age of 25 and women who reach the age of 23 are considered late marriages.

"You have these symptoms, you can be determined by finding a boyfriend." Yan Huaye said with certainty.

"Boyfriend? Can electric ones work?" Li Hongfang nodded knowingly, but really wanted to tell Yan Huaye that if she wanted to borrow her teacher, she could exchange it with Li Hongfang's boyfriend.

Yan Huaye was stunned for a moment before she understood what Li Hongfang was talking about. She couldn't help but feel ashamed and pinched the back of the teacher's hand a little harder, but she didn't expect the woman the teacher introduced to her to be so open and casual.

"Haha..." Li Hongfang laughed loudly, seeing through the rearview mirror that the door master just gave her a look, but didn't say anything, Li Hongfang couldn't help but want to tell some dirty jokes to adjust the atmosphere.

I still don't want it anymore, this Teacher Yan is a serious woman, and now she is talking about pornographic jokes, the atmosphere will not be turbulent, so I'd better talk about it when I get alone with the sect master.

After getting off at Li Hongfang's hotel parking lot, Li Hongfang took Yan Huaye to see the Ford F150. To Li Hongfang's surprise, Yan Huaye was not as daunting as many women are when they see a big car. Just get a driver's license.

According to Yan Huaye's intention, she hoped that Li Hongfang would donate the car to the school for use, but Li Hongfang laughed. If she really donated it to the school, it would be hard to say whether Yan Huaye could use it in the end.

Yan Huaye immediately realized that she had worked at the grassroots level for so many years, and it wasn't that she couldn't think of this, but she just felt that it was not good to accept such an expensive gift in her own name.

Li Hongfang thought of a compromise plan, this car can be donated to the public welfare foundation managed by Qin Yanan, and then the public welfare foundation will authorize Yan Huaye to use it, so that the school or someone in the local area wants to take this car There is no reason.

"I kind of understand why so many rich people like to do charity." Li Hongfang said with some emotion, "If you do a lot of bad things, donating a little money and things can actually make you feel more at ease. It's so worth it."

"Really? Since you can do bad things to the extent of doing charity, how can you feel uneasy? They are just laundering money, and their realm is higher than yours." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Ah, there are still very few people like this. Most people do charity to do good deeds, right?" Yan Huaye said in surprise.

"Ah."

"Hmm."

Yan Huaye was a little depressed, the teacher and Li Hongfang were perfunctory with her, as if they were too lazy to get to know her like an ignorant country girl.

It's just that Li Hongfang added an "ah" after "um", which makes people feel a little better...

After coming out of the hotel, Li Hongfang accompanied Liu Changan and Yan Huaye to visit the former "Degenerate Street" and now the Luoshizi Wenming Street.

"On July 2008, 7, Degenerate Street was crushed by bulldozers that came in. Now it's not as desolate and decadent as it used to be, but it has more smokey and youthful feelings." Liu Changan felt a little emotional.

Yan Huaye still wanted to take a look, and turned her head to look at the teacher curiously, "Aren't the dance halls, billiard halls, and game halls where your old professors used to hang out?"

"It's gone, as always, there is no dust left." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Professor Liu, why do you often go to those places? Are you the ones that people used to say you should sneak?" Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan's waist and butt. , Swinging and twisting wantonly in the dance hall, how many lecherous girls who haven't hooked up will jump up to dance with him?

Presumably, this kind of dance hall back then was more exciting than the bar street in Jiefang West now.

It should be the dialect pronunciation of "street", and Liuzi means gangster, describing the kind of people who hang around all day with nothing to do, and it may not be considered gangsters or gangsters.

"Sometimes when there is an urgent matter in the department, I always come here to look for him, one by one in the dance halls, billiard halls and so on. At that time, there were usually idle people at the door of such shops, and it was fine for me to go in as a girl. It takes courage." Yan Huaye recalled, couldn't help laughing, although she was no longer youthful, but her heart was no longer an uneasy crush, and she couldn't help but sigh when she thought about it.

Li Hongfang also laughed. This is a serious woman. When she associates with some depraved places, she speaks in a secretive tone. Li Hongfang went to bars when she was a girl. He put medicine in her wine glass, and after being discovered by Li Hongfang, he led people to dig up his family's ancestral graves.

"Actually, Fallen Street is not degenerate at all. On the contrary, it is safe and clean. At least it is much cleaner than the bar street in Jiefang West. Basically, Fallen Street is full of students. Some of them just entered the society and are still a little uncomfortable, or have suffered setbacks." Many people stay here for a while, rich entertainment activities, low cost of living, and the campus atmosphere that young people are familiar with make it popular, the bad thing is that someone gave it such a nickname.” Liu Changan felt a little regretful, Fallen Street is no longer that interesting, Liu Changan and An Nuan have no place to make trouble, so they can only beat up random people in the campus.

"Then why was it rebuilt?" Li Hongfang asked while walking into the former Degenerate Street and now the "Civilization Street".

"Because of the report of the "Huaxia Youth Daily" at that time, it became famous. Although the "Huaxia Youth Daily" made a public apology in the end, the impact has already been caused. This name made many parents of students full of anxiety. What is the name of the reporter at that time? Now I have become the vice president of that newspaper." Liu Changan flipped through the mobile phone webpage, and it was difficult to find the specific information.

"He even apologized? The current media are all making up and turning around. I think many media in our country are soft on the outside, but rhythm on the inside. The domestic media we met in Afghanistan in 15 years... nothing, nothing." Li Hongfang found Yan Huaye listened attentively and quickly shut up.

"In Afghanistan? Ms. Li, have you ever been to such a chaotic place?" Although Yan Huaye is not a flower in a greenhouse, she was born in a peaceful environment in the country. The place in Afghanistan gave her the feeling that she would be killed when she went out. Killed, not killed, seeing militants or gun battles everywhere, I always feel that my feet are weak when I walk.

"Hey, I'm actually a collector of Song paintings, and I also work as a freelance archaeologist. At that time, I got the news that there was a tomb of the living dead there, so I went to dig... I went to archaeology." Li Hongfang easily covered it up. At the same time, she has already thought about the development direction of ten stories. As long as Yan Huaye continues to ask, she can continue to tell.

The corners of Liu Chang'an's mouth curled up slightly, free archaeology, this word is really a second.

"The tomb of the living dead? Is it like the tomb of Xin Zhui?" Yan Huaye was aroused by Li Hongfang's curiosity. In war-torn Afghanistan, a beautiful Song painting collector and part-time archaeologist, the tomb of the living dead is like acting in a TV series!

"No, it doesn't have the long history and archaeological value of Xinzhui's tomb. It's mainly because of the wonderful state of the living dead, which involves the mystery of immortality... Finally, we found out that it was a fake thing made by those guys in Europe and America."

"Why do they make fake things, then you didn't make a trip for nothing?"

"Because 15 years was the year when the excavation of the tomb of Marquis Haihun achieved phased results, and the unearthed things caused a sensation in the world. Those people in Europe and the United States routinely made one to show that I am more happy. It must be better than your history in China. Longer and more magical." Li Hongfang couldn't help but want to spit, it's not that her love for the country's long history has been hurt, but that this bunch of shit made it look good, and the cooperation of official agencies made Li Hongfang run for nothing At that time, she had already entered Su Mei's eyes and was being manipulated to do things.

Liu Changan patted Li Hongfang on the shoulder to show comfort. Xiaofang is worthy of being Xiaofang, and she also knows how to adapt to the mood of the sect master unintentionally. Of course, the tomb of Marquis Haihun is a sensation in the world. In the mouths of An Nuan and Professor Liu, it seems that there is nothing Not the same.

In fact, when An Nuan and Professor Liu talked about Haihunhou's tomb, they also thought it was very valuable, but they always liked to use other tombs to show that Haihunhou's tomb was not as good as others, which left a bad impression on Liu Changan.

Li Hongfang felt Liu Changan's consolation, and suddenly felt that the sect master was a little considerate today. Taking advantage of Yan Huaye's appearance of thinking about something, he put his hand on Liu Changan's waist, wanting to touch it, but Liu Changan opened it.

Li Hongfang was a little worried. It was becoming more and more difficult for him to control himself. One day he would not be able to bear it and do it directly. I don't know if the sect master will push it halfway, or he will turn against the guest, and use agitation to control agitation.

"Ah, we seem to have walked the whole street." Yan Huaye looked up, and then turned around to find that the street that didn't look like it in memory had already passed.

"It's not that every time I suddenly look back, there's that familiar dimly lit place." Liu Chang'an accompanied her and said with emotion, "What people care about the most is the person in the dimly lit place after all."

Yan Huaye's heart moved slightly, yes, what the teacher said was right, not to mention this degenerate street, even the whole county, it was no longer what she was familiar with, but fortunately, when she looked back, the person in the dimly lit place , he is still close at hand, which is more important than anything else.

Yan Huaye leaned into the teacher's arms, pressed her cheek against his chest, and breathed in his breath with her eyes closed. Although the teacher didn't say it clearly, she will get a little favor from him for the rest of her life, right?

Liu Changan raised his head. Yan Huaye used the same shampoo as Qin Yanan's, which made him a little dazed. It had the same smell and the same thin waist with tentacles. He turned his head, only to find Li Hongfang winking at him.

Li Hongfang pointed to the other half of Liu Changan's chest, then folded his hands together and pillowed it next to his cheek, expressing that he also wanted to lean on it, but Liu Changan refused.

It really doesn't matter when it's messed up. If she was alone with her and she leaned over suddenly, Liu Chang'an would press her face for three seconds and push her away, but now Yan Huaye is in a lyrical mood. In the state, are you playing games?

Handsome men and beautiful women hugged each other, Li Hongfang was not allowed to lean over, felt bored, walked a little to the side, only to see several policemen walking over with Jinhou who was sitting in a wheelchair, the policemen were looking at the map on their mobile phones It was still the route, pointing and pointing, but Jin Hou tilted his head in a daze, like a psycho... Oh, he was already mentally ill.

Chapter 891 Liu Changan's homework guidance and trip to Nanshan

People often call their incomprehensible or unacceptable behaviors "neuropathy" to describe some symptoms of mental patients.

It seems that people tend to confuse the symptoms of "mental disease" and "mental disease", but in the sentence "mental patients are more happy", everyone clearly knows what is "mental disease".

"If there is a mental patient in the family, it is actually a heavy burden, not only financially, but also psychologically. The kind of inborn mental illness is nothing, this kind of acquired mental illness, looking at him now. This kind of absurd and incomprehensible words and deeds, compared with him in his normal life, all of them shed tears and felt colic in his heart." Liu Changan said very understandably.

"Sent to a mental hospital is almost the only relief. In fact, only mild mental illness can be cured. Even so, it is still accompanied by the possibility of relapse at any time. Some serious mental illness is difficult to treat. Horror stories about mental hospitals, It has also been filmed as a horror movie many times." Li Hongfang also said with some emotion.

Yan Huaye woke up from the sweet memories. She also saw the patient in the wheelchair, and looked at the teacher and Li Hongfang who sang together with some doubts. They seemed to sympathize with each other?It's just that the teacher is not a person full of sympathy, he even has a record of beating the old, weak, sick and disabled.

What's more, Yan Huaye heard that Jin Hou and another person were planning to deal with Liu Changan's poor child. He has a bad heart and no mother. no sympathy.

It's just that Yan Huaye suddenly recalled what the teacher said that night. In the end, the teacher seemed to decide to deal with the matter by himself. It seemed that it would not be difficult to turn the other party into a psychopath with the teacher's miraculous means... Thinking of this, Yan Huaye couldn't Look over there again, so as not to attract the attention of the police, she is timid and easy to show timidity.

The three continued to move forward. The police took Jinhou along the street looking for clues or witnesses according to the location information on Jinhou's mobile phone. When the two passed by each other, Jinhou suddenly yelled at Li Hongfang with a smile: " She is White Snake... White Snake, I am Xu Xian, I want Sun Snake!"

"Fuck, you're the only one who pays back Xu Xian, you can't even live with a cauliflower snake, and you still miss the white lady?" Li Hongfang sneered, and threw the crocodile leather bag in her hand at Jinhou.

Fortunately, there were many people around, and the middle-aged man pushing Jin Hou was Jin Hou's uncle Liu Songqing, who hurriedly blocked Li Hongfang's bag, "Beauty, don't be surprised, he was a little stimulated, and his brain is not very good now. Seeing a beautiful woman Just call her White Lady."

"We are looking for clues and related personal evidence. Have you ever seen this person?" The police comrade explained while taking out a photo for Li Hongfang to identify.

Li Hongfang stared at the photo for a long time before showing a thoughtful expression.

Both the policeman and Jin Hou's uncle Liu Songqing stared at Li Hongfang intently, and it took a while for Li Hongfang to ask, "What did this man do that would make him want to think about a sun snake? Violation, so a stress response?"

Both the policeman and Liu Songqing were a little speechless, and asked patiently, "This has nothing to do with you. Have you ever met this person?"

"of course not."

The police comrades glanced at her, and didn't bother to know her as well. Some people just like to join in the fun and add drama to themselves, and they don't have the concept of hindering the police in their minds. Most of these people are aunts who are idlers in the market. The woman in front of them is beautiful She is beautiful and well-dressed, but her quality is too low.

Liu Songqing walked a step slower, and handed a business card to Li Hongfang with a smile. Li Hongfang thought that he is also a serious businessman now, and the manager of a dignified rice noodle shop should also have an ordinary social circle, so he returned a card. Social business card.

Liu Songqing glanced at Li Hongfang's business card. Such a young and beautiful woman, even with a bit of coquettish temperament, is actually a collector and archaeologist.

He wanted to know the man and woman standing quietly next to him. With Liu Songqing's eyesight, this so-called collector and archaeologist was probably just a follower of that middle-aged man. The status is definitely much higher than that of the woman named Li Hongfang.

It's just that the other party relied on his identity and didn't intend to get to know Liu Songqing. The two groups passed by. Li Hongfang twisted her waist and said to Liu Chang'an with a little excitement, "Professor Liu, you said he still remembers the white lady. Does it mean that my body and beauty impressed him so much that he couldn't forget it?"

"Being the object of a lunatic's niche fantasies, are you proud?" Liu Changan gave her a supercilious look.

Li Hongfang suddenly felt bored.

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In the afternoon, Liu Changan accompanied Yan Huaye to wander around Shonan University, and also walked around the Normal University and Shonan University of Technology. Several schools have changed a lot, especially the rebuilding of the University of Technology, which seems to have completely lost the appearance in memory.

Passing by the International Supercomputing Junsha Center, I also found some interesting private restaurants nearby, decorated like a small farmyard in seclusion, the price is not as high as the high-end restaurant that Professor Liu took last time, but looking It seems to be pretty good, and I made an appointment with Yan Huaye to eat and drink again when I have time.

Li Hongfang put a deposit of 1 yuan, with only one request, don't play the trick of queuing up to make an appointment, and the owner of the family must eat when he wants to come, otherwise he will bear the consequences.

1 yuan is not a lot of money, so it doesn't make the store feel that it has to cater to the distinguished customers, but this woman is obviously used to being arrogant, and she has offended a very troublesome owner. set of marketing strategies.

After shopping, Li Hongfang sent Yan Huaye back to the top of Lushan Mountain. Liu Changan found a secluded place on the road and returned to his ordinary college student appearance, and returned home.

Surrounded by the electric heating table are four people, Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Shuling and two elementary school students.

Zhou Shuling is helping Song Taozi with her homework, and Shangguan Dandan is in charge of Zhou Dongdong.

Standing at the door, Liu Chang'an couldn't help being stunned by the light of wisdom they radiated, and stood there for ten seconds before walking in.

But considering that they might ask Liu Changan to help with their homework, Liu Changan didn't say a word, and didn't dampen their interest in studying. After changing into slippers, he sat next to Zhou Shuling and pulled out the remote control from under her buttocks to watch TV.

"I'm back." Zhou Shuling glanced at Liu Changan, continued to put her hands on her cheeks, frowned, and thought hard.

"Brother Chang'an, can you help us with the questions? The four of us feel that the questions are getting slower and slower, slower than when Dongdong and I helped each other." Song Taozi said to Liu Changan.

"Brother Chang'an doesn't study all day." Zhou Dongdong said that Song Taozi should not pin his hopes on Brother Chang'an. In the whole family, only Zhou Dongdong is studying hard, which is the hope of the whole family.

Although Zhou Dongdong is the bottom No.1 in the class, he is No.1 when he returns home.

Seeing that Liu Changan had returned, Shangguan breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, shrank under the table little by little, crawled unobtrusively to the side of the computer desk, and then climbed up the chair , Turn on the computer and start clicking the steam icon with the mouse.

Liu Chang'an watched Shangguan Dandan crawl away without calling her, and said to Zhou Dongdong: "I don't study all day because I have learned almost all the knowledge that should be learned. It looks like you all day long. Is it the same thing to learn and not learn anything?"

"I haven't learned anything?" Zhou Dongdong turned pale with shock, obviously he worked very hard, only a little less hard than flapping his arms to learn to fly.

Isn't it obvious that Liu Chang'an couldn't understand Zhou Dongdong's "frightened pale"?Liu Changan met Song Taozi's hopeful eyes, and looked at the topic they were working on now.

"Wearing a red hat, wearing a white robe, walking and putting on airs, talking and stretching his neck. Guess the answer: A. Big rooster; B. Little goat; C. Big white goose."

After Liu Changan finished reading the topic, he turned his head to look at Zhou Shuling, whose neck was getting more and more crooked, and her body was getting more and more crooked, and she was about to lean on him.

She has been pretending to think about her feelings, but she is actually dozing off, plus another Shangguan Dandan who also likes to pretend to work hard, no wonder Song Taozi feels that the four of them are slower to solve the problem than when she and Zhou Dongdong are together.

Liu Changan sighed, it's a good thing he is here, otherwise these people will be eliminated by society in a short time, right?

"For this topic, you should first read the first sentence, wearing a red hat. That is to say, the small animals in the riddle have a distinctive feature, that is, there is something red on the head, which excludes the little goat." Liu Changan began to explain, The method of elimination is a problem-solving method that must be mastered, and the basic logic contained in it can cultivate the thinking method of normal life in society.

"Then what is the answer? What shall we eat tonight?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan expectantly.

"Okay. Then you have to get the answer first. According to the first sentence, the kid is excluded, and the second sentence is wearing a white robe. What do you think is the characteristic of animals?" Liu Changan asked.

"It's a white animal!" Song Taozi rushed to answer.

Zhou Dongdong looked up at the ceiling, wiped the corners of his mouth, and suddenly began to recite poems: "Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky, deer water in Baimao Lake, sweeping clear waves with your palm! I want to eat goose, and the answer is big white goose .”

Liu Changan was a little helpless, although the answer was correct, but...forget it, he was about to explain the characteristics of the animals in the question, when Zhou Shuling woke up suddenly, "Ah, the answer is the big white goose, I think so too, but Dan Dan must It is said that there are white roosters... Well, they also waddle when they walk, and stretch their necks when they crow, so we can't argue."

"Is the rooster crowing? Why don't I think it's not like that? You crow twice and I'll listen." Liu Changan expressed doubts that the rooster did not crow like that.

"Oh oh... oh oh..." Zhou Shuling yelled twice, then stopped, and beat him several times angrily, just to tease her.

Song Taozi watched with some envy, but also worried. She wondered if Brother Chang'an and Aunt Zhou would fight at night. In the past, father and mother separated because of fights.

"Quack..." Shangguan Dandan also called out.

"Dan Dan, what's your cry?" Others barked, which made Zhou Shuling, who had just learned how to crow, feel less stupid.