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Liu Changan came to the other end of the corridor, and saw Bai Hui admiring the paintings on the wall, a pair of Van Gogh oil paintings most likely produced by Dafen Village, Wushipu or Putian.

This is just a holiday center for employees of a branch of the Baojun Group. This time the Bamboo Prince's visit has improved some conditions, but it is impossible to get some auction-level authentic products to improve the taste.

Zhu Juntang herself does not have such "taste", she has no interest in this kind of modern art at all, what about Van Gogh, Picasso, their works can be as good as Miss Zhusan's selfie?ridiculous.

Liu Changan is not very interested in these works of art. He has collected a lot in the past, mainly because he knows the author and keeps them for his thoughts, or others entrust him to keep them.

So many of them were brought into the tomb, and were stolen, and some were donated to major museums. This is not a foolproof method of preservation, but it is already the most appropriate. Presumably most of the original authors entrusted to him do not have What opinion.

He didn't know Van Gogh or Picasso, and he never appreciated their talents. Generally, those who can be appreciated by him are not too downcast.

"It's beautiful." Liu Changan and Bai Hui stood side by side under the oil painting, looking up.

"This... is gorgeous in color and the flowers are beautiful." Bai Hui reluctantly commented, and from the corner of her eye, she saw that Yan Qingcheng had gone back to her room, and she didn't seem to intend to stare at Bai Huihui to whisper to Liu Changan.

"I'm talking to Yan Qingcheng, and the voice is not too loud. No matter how long your ears are pricked up here, you won't be able to hear it, right?" Liu Changan looked at Bai Hui's soft ears, and expressed doubts with a smile, "Or would you? Lips?"

Bai Hui hurriedly touched her ears, but they didn't grow longer. Her hair style today covers her ears. If her ears really become longer and exposed, it won't look good.

"I don't. I just think that Yan Qingcheng and An Nuan are the same kind of people. They should be good friends. In the future, the three of us can go shopping together." Of course Bai Hui would not admit it, the girl's superficial skills must be If you insist on exercising, you can only do it in your heart. If you really show it, it will fall into Liu Changan's eyes. Maybe he will feel that she is messing up, not united, and wants to make his female friend circle a mess.

"Are you sure?" Liu Changan looked Bai Hui up and down.

"What?" Bai Hui didn't quite understand Liu Changan's question and eyes. It's very common and casual for girls to go shopping together, just like saying hello "Have you eaten?"

"You, An Nuan, and Yan Qingcheng are walking together. The three of you are in a concave shape. Don't you count? One tall and one short is fine. Two tall and one short, you have no sense of existence, just like a follower. Yes, this is unacceptable to you." Liu Changan reminded her that even if she talks casually, she should also consider the reality.

Hearing what Liu Chang'an said, Bai Hui vaguely understood why she was only really good friends with Zhu Juntang, but couldn't get along with An Nuan, Qin Yanan, Yan Qingcheng and other streetlight-type women.

In fact, Yan Qingcheng is fine, not too exaggerated, just over 1.7 meters, Annan and Qin Yanan really don't want to go with them.

"I'm actually about 1.8 meters tall." Bai Hui tried to stand on tiptoe.

"You jumped 1.8 meters?"

"I hate it!" Bai Hui explained seriously, "Look at me, the heel is eight centimeters, the insole is three centimeters, plus my big bow headdress, is it more than 1.8 meters?"

Liu Chang'an suddenly understood why many boys who are 1.7 meters five or even 1.7 meters eight have height anxiety. The business of height-increasing shoe manufacturers and height-increasing insole manufacturers is getting better and better. Sure enough, creating anxiety can generate benefits. No wonder there are so many behind-the-scenes forces fueling the flames and creating all kinds of anxiety.

Chapter 894 Sheep and Bird Routine Pig

Liu Changan and Bai Hui, who is about 1.8 meters tall, walked downstairs.

Bai Hui is the type with a sweet appearance, but her figure has a plump figure that is rare among girls, and it is easy to seduce people's desires.

The difference in style of face and figure creates a moving style, which is the so-called pure and lustful.

This kind of girl is often easy to create illusions, she will feel seductive in any action she makes casually, and because of that pure face, men who face her will often have illusions, such a pure girl Putting such a sexy pose in front of me, is she deliberately seducing me?

Qin Yanan's figure is more exaggerated than Bai Hui's, and she is also the type who stretches, breathes lightly, or stands up and sits down. It's just that men who face her need to be more self-aware, after all, that face is always plain, isn't it? What kind of expression, sweet smile, most people can't see it at all, and it won't convey wrong information.

"By the way, the sheep that came to kick you that night often appears here, and I am quite familiar with it." Bai Hui also posted a photo of her and the sheep in the space, and An Nuan also liked it If Liu Chang'an was there when An Nuan liked it, An Nuan might deliberately show him Bai Hui's space, and then test whether Liu Chang'an's focus would shift from the sheep to Bai Hui's chest and legs. .

"What's so interesting about that sheep? Its hair is shaved like rotten grass, and there is a plastic bag on its butt." It seems that Zhu Juntang hasn't flaunted that she can turn into a sheep, and doesn't care about her sheep. The image is so bad.

"It's so cute, it likes to act like a baby, let me play with it in my arms, and bleats on my chest with its eyes closed, it looks very comfortable." Bai Hui hurriedly rectified the name of her sheep friend, Liu Changan must be because he usually listens to Mr. Zhu Tang's bleating got a little annoying, and it affected the other sheep.

"Birds of a feather flock together." Liu Changan shook his head, Zhu Juntang could become good friends with Bai Hui even if he turned into a sheep, what is this?

If the white fennel also turns into a sheep, it must be the kind that is fat and tender, suitable for hot pot.

When he came downstairs, Zhu Juntang was playing with Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong. Seeing them having fun, Liu Changan couldn't help frowning. This Zhu Juntang called him to play with her, but ended up following Shangguan Dan all the time. Dan ran behind.

Bai Hui also called Shangguan Dandan's name and ran over. Liu Changan looked left and right, but Zhou Shuling didn't join in the fun. She went to the kitchen as soon as she came downstairs. Apart from the original chef of the employee's holiday building, Zhu Juntang also brought her own When the chef came, Zhou Shuling wanted to learn some techniques.

Liu Chang'an became a loner, only Yan Qingcheng was left without getting involved in this messy group of people, but Liu Chang'an could not go upstairs to play with Yan Qingcheng.

For one thing, going to Yan Qingcheng on purpose would send a wrong signal, because of Yan Huaye's relationship, Liu Changan didn't want to tease Yan Qingcheng.

Second, don't look at Liu Changan's lonely family now, but in fact there are always people who are paying attention to his every move.

If he really entered Yan Qingcheng's room, maybe Zhu Juntang would lead Renniao outside the door to eavesdrop in the next moment. Among them, Bai Hui was an activist in the corner of the listening corner, and his enthusiasm was no less than Zhou Dongdong's enthusiasm for burning fire. members.

So Liu Changan came to the football field. The crew was doing routine maintenance after the flight. He leaned over to chat with the crew.

The first time I paid attention to domestic helicopters was in 1944 when I heard that a man named Zhu Jiaren was designing helicopters, but he left the country soon, and the helicopters he came back to come into contact with were Mi-4 imitations based on Soviet drawings .

The helicopters of that era are incomparable with modern products. Except for the flight principle, other aspects including materials, power, and systems have made great progress.

The S92 is a very good helicopter, not to mention that it is an improved version. The information-based flight control display system is full of modern technology. The clear and bright display screens must be her favorite little helicopter in Shangguan Dantan's eyes. TV set.

Seeing these display screens, Liu Changan came up with an idea that he should buy a tablet computer to play when he goes home, and fill it with games. Shangguan Dandan probably won't compete with him for the computer and TV.

It can even attract Zhou Dongdong, and Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong compete to play the tablet, and Liu Chang'an is a fisherman.

With this ingenious plan, Liu Changan was in a happy mood, and stretched out his hand to test the weight of the helicopter. It was more than seven tons, much heavier than Zhou Dongdong.

Liu Chang'an walked back to the front yard and saw Shangguan Dandan standing on the high platform, yelling loudly, throwing something down the stage from time to time.

Under the stage, Baifen, Zhu Juntang, Zhou Dongdong, and Zhou Shuling, who probably thought she couldn't learn it, left the kitchen. They were holding plastic bags, cloth pockets, and baskets in their hands, and they were picking up the things that Shangguan Dandan dropped. gift.

Seeing this scene, Liu Changan couldn't help but frowned again. What he was worried about was indeed right. Shangguan Dandan possessed a super intellectual pollution ability, and Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong just wanted to do some stupid things they like to do for others to see. Shangguan Dandan led everyone to behave like a group of stupid little animals rejoicing without knowing the so-called.

Bai Hui was the most supportive. He shouted and shouted when he got a pack of tissues, as if he had won 500 million.

Relying on her height, Zhou Shuling snatched a piece of Shaqima from Zhou Dongdong's head, and showed off to Zhou Dongdong there.

Zhu Juntang waved her hand, and the staff handed her jewelry box to Shangguan Dandan on the high platform. This event was sponsored by Ms. Zhusan, and it immediately rose to countless levels.

Zhou Dongdong was holding an empty bag, but she didn't find anything. These sisters and mothers usually pretended to like Dongdong the most, but at this time they refused to let it go.

Liu Changan couldn't stand it anymore, and ran over to let Zhou Dongdong sit on his shoulders, immediately taking advantage of his height.

"Why are you here?" Bai Hui was very excited.

"It's only fair that you should stand back! You're too tall." Zhou Shuling was unhappy, she just picked up a piece of Shaqima and a box of ballpoint pens now, and Bai Hui picked up a lot more than her, although Zhu Juntang made fewer shots , but Zhu Juntang actually got the heavyweight gift that Shangguan Dandan said...a big box, and I don't know what's in it for the time being.

"Just now you snatched Shaqima from Zhou Dongdong's head, why didn't you say it was unfair?" Liu Chang'an despised this little mother who snatched things from her own child.

Zhou Shuling had nothing to say, she quietly changed her position and stood next to Bai Fen, she was a little taller than Bai Fen... Bai Fen, who was 1.8 meters tall, took off her high heels to facilitate her spinning, jumping and moving.

Yan Qingcheng came down from upstairs and watched everyone making a fuss with a smile.

"Chengzi, come and play with everyone." Shangguan Dandan waved to Yan Qingcheng.

So the staff next to him handed Yan Qingcheng a large bowl for easy storage.

Yan Qingcheng was a little embarrassed, why did she give herself a big bowl!

Only those who beg for food will hold a bowl!

It's just that everyone was watching expectantly, so Yan Qingcheng had no choice but to come over and stand a little behind Liu Changan.

Bai Hui glanced back, why did Yan Qingcheng stand behind Liu Changan?Is it convenient to trigger the plot of Liu Changan backing up and bumping into her chest?

Hmph, with that kind of mind, Liu Changan must have thought he had hit an iron plate when he bumped into it... Shhh, Dan Dan spoke, and Bai Hui quickly focused. With Zhu Juntang's sponsorship, the prizes will be even richer!

"Today we will also give away a mobile phone for free!" Shangguan Dandan first showed Zhu Juntang's jewelry box, and took out a jeweled mobile phone inlaid with many gemstones.

Shangguan Dandan held both sides of the phone with one hand, and supported the bottom of the phone with the other, walking up and down on the high platform, showing it very professionally.

Liu Changan frowned, he suddenly remembered the kind of small stage promotion of mobile phone operators, giving away various gifts for free, such as mobile phones and tablet computers.

"Everyone has seen that this is a diamond mobile phone sponsored by the third lady. It is extremely valuable and very collectible... The staff over there, the chefs in the kitchen, can also participate, and those who fly small planes Pilots!" Shangguan Dandan saw that there were more people watching, and while throwing down ordinary gifts, he invited more people to participate.

Liu Chang'an jumped, Zhou Dongdong stretched out the small basket in his hand to catch it, and finally got the Shaqima, Zhou Dongdong immediately opened it, fed Liu Chang'an a mouthful, and then began to eat a mouthful for himself.

There were many people participating, and it became more and more lively. Liu Changan, carrying Zhou Dongdong on his back, withdrew from the central position instead, giving others more opportunities to participate.

Shangguan Dandan's activity of giving away mobile phones lasted for half an hour, and the one who finally got the mobile phone was Bai Hui... for 1 yuan.

Liu Chang'an looked at Zhou Shuling who was stunned for not having bought a mobile phone and shook his head. Even Yan Qingcheng who was beside him seemed a bit pity. They have been seen through by Liu Chang'an: Zhu Juntang is Shangguan Dandan's entrustment.

Liu Changan saw clearly from the side, Shangguan Dandan first used the free mobile phone as a gimmick, and added Zhu Juntang's jewelry box to attract everyone to participate.

Then she exaggerated how high the value of the product was, which made everyone's emotions high.

Interact with the audience, saying that the diamond phone is a limited edition, first come, first served.

Gradually increase the conditions for getting diamond mobile phones, while distributing other products, which are the messy little things that Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling got.

It is proposed that the gift of the diamond mobile phone is the right to use it for two years, not the ownership. Everyone needs to prove their economic strength, so that they will not resell the diamond mobile phone. , she is Zhu Juntang, and everyone believes in her financial strength, so other people are also thinking that although they are not as economical as Zhu Juntang, they don't need to resell diamond mobile phones for profit.

Immediately afterwards, Shangguan Dandan gave another round of gifts. After he got the diamond phone, he had the VIP guest treatment of Ms. Zhusan, and could visit Miss Zhusan's top-floor super house, glass garden, aquarium, and transparent sky. pool and more.

In the end, Bai Hui, who was very enthusiastic, got the purchase qualification and spent 1 yuan to buy a mobile phone. At the same time, she got the status of Zhu Juntang's VIP guest, and could visit Zhu Juntang's house, garden, aquarium and swimming pool.

Liu Chang'an secretly made up his mind to try to prevent Shangguan Dandan from participating in those messy gift activities in the future. If this continues, Shangguan Dandan will sooner or later be on the road of telecom fraud.

Chapter 895 The real dignitaries of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate

It is often said that killers and prostitutes are the oldest professions. This is obviously not true, but hunters are.

After humans learned to plant, all kinds of occupations flourished, the status of hunters gradually declined, and the jobs of killers and prostitutes changed from occasional behaviors to professional behaviors.

Everyone has a meal without a meal, thinking about where to find something to eat every day, can killers and prostitutes become careers?

At the same time that killers and prostitutes became professions, so did con men.

Lying is the nature of human beings, and it is a necessary behavior to stabilize social relations and the basis of rule. The so-called "thieves who steal the hook will be punished, and those who steal the country will be princes", which fully demonstrates that the upper limit of the profession of a liar is extremely high, and there are many chasers.

The idiom of self-deception shows that even if human beings do not deceive others, they will deceive themselves. Although the original meaning of this idiom is: I achieve the purpose of bullying others by bullying myself. When I want to bully others, I first I stabbed myself, and I asked you if you were afraid?

It's a long pose again.

Strictly speaking, what Shangguan Dandan did just now can't be considered a fraud. Her diamond phone may be a counterfeit phone. The so-called diamond is worthless even if it has a certificate. Qingcheng, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong are really valuable to people other than Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong.

For example, there are high-level executives from Baoqing Branch on site. If they can become Zhu Juntang’s VIP guests and be invited to visit Miss San’s high-level mansion, their treatment and status in the company will definitely be improved in the future, let alone 1 yuan. Twenty-thirty thousand yuan is too much to pay, and the higher the status, the higher the price will be.

But the one who bought the mobile phone was Bai Hui. As a little white pig who is often slept with by Miss Zhusan, why does he need the treatment of a VIP guest?

"Bai Hui bought it just to make Shangguan Dandan happy, right?" Yan Qingcheng said behind Liu Changan holding a bowl. She glanced at Zhu Juntang, asking for such a thing, the average wealthy lady might disdain it, but it was Zhu Juntang.

As for why Bai Fen spent so much money to make Shangguan Dandan happy, it cannot be explained by Bai Fen having a lot of money.

Yan Qingcheng didn't understand very well, Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang seemed to be obedient to Shangguan Dandan, just like her fans, wandering around behind Shangguan Dandan's buttocks, forming an obvious Shangguan Dandan-centered relationship small group.

Although Zhou Shuling didn't do this, she seemed to be very kind to Shangguan Dandan. She even helped Shangguan Dandan lift her skirt, worrying that Shangguan Dandan would step on the hem of her skirt and wrestle when she was running around.

She didn't even care that her daughter Zhou Dongdong had fallen several times... Yan Qingcheng looked at Zhou Dongdong's figure, but she could think of one thing. It is normal for Zhou Dongdong to roll around in all directions, so Zhou Shuling got used to it.

"It's not entirely true. At first she might have such an idea, but later it was obvious that she was tricked." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Ah?" Yan Qingcheng recalled that she was also a little impatient just now, and almost forgot that although her current income is good, such expenses are still too extravagant.

"The more people pay, including time, physical energy, energy and mental effort spent in thinking, the more determined they want to get. The desire that lasts for three to 10 minutes is not satisfied, and the thinking in it will make him think he has thought it through. .” Liu Changan explained.

"Even if Shangguan Dandan suddenly raised the threshold in the end, and the mobile phone was changed from a free gift to a purchase of 1 yuan, people no longer care about the initial free, they just want to get this thing, so they make impulsive decisions to guarantee themselves. satisfaction and justification of oneself.”

Yan Qingcheng suddenly realized, "Prove yourself right... So this is how in many phone scams, even if the parties are dissuaded by the bank and the police, they will be emotional and stubborn, and will not understand themselves until they calm down completely. Why didn't you listen to me at all?"

"This fully demonstrates the necessity of downloading the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. It may not be able to prevent all scams, but it can always alert many people." Liu Changan nodded.

"Have this app?"

"Now it's 2018, maybe it will be launched later."

Thinking of how much she wanted to do with that diamond phone today, Yan Qingcheng made up her mind that when the National Anti-Fraud Center APP comes out, she must take the initiative to install it, and at the same time mobilize her classmates to install it.

Many fraud routines seem to be unreliable at all, but college students who represent the intellectual population are deceived a lot.

At this time, the combination of the routine, the tor and the victim is gathering together.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Bai Hui with great satisfaction. From today onwards, Anhui's ranking surpassed that of Xiao Zhongqing and Xiao Fang, temporarily ranking first, only one step away from officially becoming Shangguan Dandan's daughter-in-law.

"Dan Dan, in the future Anhui will encounter difficulties in taking down Liu Chang'an, and I still need you to give me a push at critical times!" Taking advantage of Shangguan Dandan's joy, Zhu Juntang hastened to speak. After stabbing a friend twice, you can also help your friend stab others twice...for example, stabbing Liu Chang'an twice.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Bai Hui said angrily, her cheeks flushed, but she didn't tell Dandan not to listen to Zhu Juntang, anyway, it was an obvious joke, Shangguan Dandan had her own judgment, so there was no need for Bai Hui to talk too much.

"It's all trivial matters, Anhui, you should prepare yourself psychologically first. When Liu Chang'an is full of goodwill and desire for you, but because of word of mouth and people's words, he refuses to go to Wushan with you. Naturally, I have a way to make the raw rice ripen." Rice." Shangguan Dandan is very calm, many empress dowagers in the past dynasties have a way to let the emperor marry the woman that the empress dowager likes, Shangguan Dandan naturally has such advanced palace fighting skills.

Bai Hui didn't know how to answer such shameful words, so she could only hug her diamond mobile phone and other prizes, bouncing around and expressing that she was only happy because of the things in her arms.

"Godmother, please make sure that I, Princess Baa-baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Wonderland and Void Severing Dragon Yanxian, participate in the plan." Zhu Juntang quickly said that he is so sinister and vicious, and his mind is unfathomable. People with bad intentions should not miss such an event. historical event.

"You have everything."

Liu Chang'an saw the three of them get together and had a stupid brainstorming. He casually heard that Zhu Juntang was going to participate, and when he walked over, he grabbed Zhu Juntang's head.

"You can't grab a girl's brain or cockroach casually. Since you grabbed my brain, you should grab Baifen's cockroach." Zhu Juntang said without panic, pointing at Baifen.