I'm really immortal

As Liu Changan talked, he wanted to eat it. One tripe can hold a hundred catties of ingredients. When he returns to Junsha, he can make a whole one, and he can give some to his neighbors.

In life, there must be walking among neighbors in the neighborhood, so that there will be fireworks in the world. Nowadays, many young people socialize purely for the purpose of socializing, and sometimes participate in various gatherings, just forcing themselves to socialize.

That would be meaningless.

This is one of the reasons why many people feel that they are just living, not living.

"Some people have a strong taste, they will first feed the cattle with grass and Chinese herbs, and then slaughter the cattle at the right time, take out the incompletely digested grass and Chinese herbs, squeeze out the excess water, add ox bile and For other condiments, stuff them back into the huge tripe and add beef to cook." Liu Changan continued, and then glanced at Zhu Juntang, in fact, sheep can do the same.

"Meh! Look at me, do you think I'm afraid? Come on, give me a knife in the belly and eat me." The sheep raised its forelegs and pressed its soft belly.

Liu Chang'an gradually felt that some things are really hard to change. For example, in some families, the father is used to singing bad faces while the mother sings red faces. One day suddenly the mother sings bad faces and the father sings good faces, which will make the children feel strange and It's awkward, the effect of black face and red face is gone.

This way of getting along with each other often lasts a lifetime. Now Liu Changan wants to make Zhu Juntang afraid of him just like he is afraid of Su Mei, but there is nothing he can do to make Su Mei angry every day. It seems impossible.

"Duplicate words, disgusting." Liu Changan said, Shangguan Dandan also likes to use repeated words, such as meat buns, hairy hair and so on.

"Meh, An Nuan on your phone is called Nuan Baobao."

"none of your business."

Zhu Juntang stood up, shook his body, dragged a cart of sheep manure, and pushed towards Liu Changan's buttocks. Liu Changan was on guard and pressed her head with his backhand. Zhu Juntang struggled, the trailer rolled over, and the sheep The dung fell all over the place.

Some sheep dung balls rolled to Zhu Juntang's feet. Zhu Juntang was afraid of stepping on sheep dung, so he turned around and ran away, causing a lot of sheep dung balls to fall.

Liu Chang'an was very annoyed, these sheep dung balls were actually picked up by him for Zhou Shuling, and the vegetables in the field were very fertile, and they didn't smell as strong as her chicken dung.

Zhu Juntang looked back at Liu Changan's expression, and suddenly became a little excited. He pulled the small trailer and ran towards the wind turbine with a faint light on the hill in the distance.

Liu Chang'an sneered, and punched Yun Jin on the ground. An explosive force was transmitted and exploded under Zhu Juntang's feet. Zhu Juntang and her small trailer flew into the air immediately. Called and fell to the ground.

The half-load of sheep dung balls left on the small trailer overturned on Zhu Juntang, burying her.

Zhu Juntang has been pampered since he was a child, and he really lived a life like a fairy. He has never touched something like a ball of sheep dung. He only felt dark in front of his eyes, his limbs were tense, and his whole body was stiff, which triggered the sheep's stress response and passed out.

When he was in high school, Liu Changan wanted to write "A Thousand Reasons for Skipping Class", but now he can write "A Thousand Moments When Zhu Juntang Died in Front of Me".

Liu Changan walked over slowly, freed her from the noose, and threw her on the ground aside, then picked up the sheep dung balls dug up along the road with a small trailer and packed them up again.

It took him a lot of time, and after re-picking, he picked up Zhu Juntang and threw it on the small trailer, and pulled it back together.

It was dawn, and the lights were on in the kitchen and the duty room at the door. Liu Changan put the small trailer downstairs, carefully lifted Zhu Juntang's two forelimbs, stretched his arms to avoid getting the sheep dung left on her body, and came to the Throw her into the bathroom in her room, anyway, she will wake up by herself in a while.

Liu Changan wanted to have a good night's sleep, but he didn't go back to his room—it's no wonder Zhu Juntang didn't bother him after waking up. He was just about to go downstairs to disturb the staff to open another room, but a door in the corridor opened. Ani poked her head out to look left and right, and then stared at Liu Changan.

When Liu Changan walked over, Bai Hui retreated into the room, but didn't close the door, just stood in the crack of the door and watched him.

"Morning." Liu Changan greeted.

Bai Hui likes white, and her pajamas are also pure white, but with her figure, unless she wears Zhu Juntang's doll clothes, any pajamas she wears are a bit interesting.

Oh, it’s not necessary to wear doll clothes. Liu Chang’an remembered that he took photos of them in Fairy Lake in Zhujuntang a while ago. The bear leggings Bai Hui wore, the bikini with bear gloves and bear headgear, and doll clothes can also be worn There's a sense of fun...and it's strong.

Sometimes when seeing Bai Hui, Liu Chang'an would think of those photo girls on Weibo.

Of course, the photo girls are selling photos, without revealing points, but the scale is still relatively large. They are keen to buy the cosplay costumes of those charming characters in the Two-dimensional mobile game, and then contact some relatively fixed and famous photographers to shoot large-scale The photos are sold to fans, and the price ranges from tens to hundreds.

Even though they don’t show off, they still make a lot of money. The most important thing is that the attractiveness of the good family of the photo girls is greater than that of the welfare girls before. After all, they don’t show their spots to ordinary fans, and they also have the name of Two-dimensional COS and photography cooperation. , the fig leaf and the archway are more confident than the welfare girls.

This is what men do, and there will always be naive, simple and confused bosses who want to catch up with her, so she doesn't need to take these photos, then she will only belong to boyfriends like ordinary girls.

Haha.

Many photo girls have really good figures, but their disadvantage is that their real skin is often relatively poor, and their skin color is dark. After the photographer's lens and computer processing, they are very attractive.

This is where they are incomparable to Baifen. They have a regular schedule, a healthy life, and a clean feeling. The process of retouching the photos for Baifen is very trouble-free.

"It's not even dawn yet, what did you do?" Bai Hui looked down at Liu Chang'an's shoes, there were dirt, grass clippings and dew on them.

Bai Hui thought that Liu Changan had just returned.

Last night when Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang saw Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan went out together, Zhu Juntang wanted to rush up to see what they were going to do.

Bai Fen held Zhu Juntang back, because if Zhu Juntang also ran away, then Bai Fen would not be having fun. Could it be that she was playing with Yan Qingcheng?

Zhu Juntang is still very loyal, so he stayed with Zhu Juntang, went upstairs to find Zhou Dongdong to play, and found that Yan Qingcheng was actually helping Zhou Shuling to bathe Zhou Dongdong.

The two looked at each other and went back to the room to gossip about the hidden motives behind Yan Qingcheng's behavior. At the same time, Zhu Juntang wanted to verify which fruit is bigger, grapefruit or Nai Li.

"I'm going to pick up sheep dung balls, and I plan to take them back to grow vegetables for Zhou Shuling." Liu Changan stretched out his palm, "Sheep dung smells like green grass, and it's slightly fishy. You should smell it."

Liu Changan is not talking nonsense. Feces have been used as medicine since ancient times. This is definitely not the same as the Japanese meal Jinhou eats. The main purpose of using feces as medicine is to regulate the intestinal flora.

Everyone knows that the distribution of intestinal bacteria in each person is different, and many obese people have more sugar-loving bacteria.

Sometimes a person wants to eat something sweet, but it's actually just the bacteria in his intestines wanting to eat it.

Young koalas eat their mothers, rabbits and mice eat their own kind, etc., all based on the regulation of the needs of intestinal bacteria.

"I hate it, you can keep it for yourself." Bai Hui slapped his palm, stepped back with a smile, and opened the door to let him in, "Go and wash your hands, they're so dirty."

Liu Changan always does so weird things, he just does something that boys of the same age may never try in their entire lives.

Picking up sheep dung balls?Bai Hui heard from Zhu Juntang that she was punished for coming to Nanshan Ranch, and she had to do some ranch work, including picking up sheep dung balls, but she didn't expect that Zhu Juntang didn't pick them up, but Liu Changan went to pick them up.

Picking up sheep dung balls is not a fun thing, but Liu Changan's temperament of doing anything messy can naturally bring more fun things. No wonder Zhu Juntang always likes to follow Liu Changan to see what he will do.

Even Bai Hui has a little curiosity about him.

Liu Changan went to wash his hands. Bai Hui lived here for a few days. The room already had the atmosphere of a girl's boudoir. I am amazed, how good it is to use this money to invest in raising pigs. Since the beginning of the year, the price of pigs has become increasingly expensive.

"Do you want something to drink?" Bai Hui pressed her chest and bent down, then knelt and squatted in front of the small refrigerator, picking and pointing at the drinks inside.

"Orange juice." Liu Changan looked at her little movements, thinking that this is probably a girl's reserved habit, pressing her chest and then bending over, kneeling and squatting with her legs tightly together, all showing a kind of shyness of a girl And the feeling of self-respect is very good.

He took advantage of the situation and sat on the sofa, feeling something behind him.

Bai Hui was not very happy to bring out a bottle of orange juice, she actually likes to drink orange juice, that's why she bought so much orange juice to keep at home.

But ever since she knew that people often called Yan Qingcheng "orange" or "orange juice", Bai Hui felt very strange when she saw Liu Changan drinking orange juice.

Why doesn't he eat fennel beans?Or maybe he doesn't like fennel beans... wonder if there is broad bean juice.

Fennel beans are made from broad beans. If broad beans are squeezed for juice, they seem to be a bit of a dark dish. Bai Fen went to look through the snacks again, and was annoyed to find that there were no broad beans or fennel beans.

Baifen had no choice but to bring out a bag of potato chips. The potato chips are made of potatoes, and they are beans like fennel beans. They have something to do with Baifen.

She handed the orange juice and potato chips to Liu Changan, but saw Liu Changan reach behind his back and took out a bra and two grapefruits.

Bai Hui immediately blushed, and when she made friends with a nonsensical young lady like Zhu Juntang, she would always create such embarrassing and embarrassing situations.

Last night, Zhu Juntang said that he wanted to verify which fruit is bigger, grapefruit or naili. At that time, Baihui didn't know why, until she saw Zhu Juntang took two grapefruits and stuffed them into Baifen's bra.

In fact, even a mediocre airport bra can hold a grapefruit, it just depends on how much grapefruit's surface area can be wrapped.

There are also big and small grapefruits, just like bras have A and E.

"I eat grapefruit." Liu Changan put the bra aside, took the grapefruit and began to peel it.

This season, there are no Meizhou Shatian pomelo, Guanxi golden honey pomelo and other varieties. Liu Changan looked at the pomelo in his hand, green skin and red heart, it should be the emerald green pomelo from Vietnam.

It's not small, it's heavy in the palm of your hand, and you can only hold the lower part.

Bai Hui quickly snatched the bra into her hands, put it on in the bathroom, and adjusted it carefully, lest he see the scene of the grapefruit in the bra and have associations and suspect that she is not as good as the grapefruit.

When she came out, Liu Changan had already peeled the grapefruit, and was eating the grapefruit while drinking orange juice, frowning slightly, as if thinking whether there was something wrong with the taste of the grapefruit or the taste of the orange juice.

"You hate it." Bai Hui pulled the hem of her skirt between her legs, and sat on the sofa beside Liu Changan. Because of her sitting posture, the side of the skirt was tight, revealing the girl's round, bulging legs.

Bai Hui has seen the test, among several types of legs, one is like her own, and the other is An Nuan's. In the end, it turns out that there are more people who like her own leg type.

But girls seem to prefer An Nuan's leg shape, thin and long, with thighs not much thicker than calves.

What makes Bai Hui a little wary is that An Nuan has recently been posting some ordinary-looking daily photos without intentionally taking pictures of her chest and legs.

These photos are not deliberate, but if you compare them with the photos of her in high school, you will know that An Nuan's figure has changed significantly, her whole body feels moisturized, the breath of spring growth, like seeds swelled from water.

"No, I'm basically the type that everyone loves." Liu Changan said very self-aware, "I'll borrow your sofa to sleep for a while, if you go out and meet Zhu Juntang, Zhou Dongdong or Shangguan Dandan Stupid and idle little animals, don't tell them I'm sleeping here..."

After finishing speaking, Liu Changan put down the grapefruit and orange juice, turned off his cell phone, and lay down with his eyes closed. Sleeping or not had no effect on his physical function and state, but it did affect his mood and enjoyment.

"Then you go to sleep." Bai Hui didn't expect that he came here, he was looking for a place to lie down, it seemed that he was really a little annoyed by Zhu Juntang and the others, and he didn't want to stay in his own room anymore.

He is in his own room, and he can actually lock the door to prevent Zhu Juntang from opening the door with the key card, but Zhu Juntang may keep knocking on the door, and it is even possible for her baker to hang from the roof and break the window to help her open the door of.

Why not go to the staff and open another room?It's probably because it's not very bright yet, so I don't want to disturb others.

Besides, the staff here are all Zhu Juntang's younger brothers, Zhu Juntang wants to find Liu Chang'an, will the staff still risk losing their jobs to cover Liu Chang'an?

Only the brave white fennel is reliable.

After much deliberation, Bai Hui felt that she was shouldering the heavy responsibility of letting Liu Changan sleep well, so she tiptoed back to the bedroom, took a small quilt into her arms, and went to the sofa to cover him up.

"Are you a thief?" Liu Changan opened his eyes, and saw that Bai Hui had lifted the quilt to block her, only her eyes and forehead were exposed.

"I... I'm afraid you'll catch a cold. Kindly treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs." Bai Hui threw the quilt to Liu Chang'an, snorted and sat beside her.

Liu Changan pulled up the quilt to cover his head, he just thought it was funny, just closed his eyes, she was walking around there quietly, as if she was afraid of waking him up, she was not so tired that she fell down on the bed, how could it be so easy Sleeping will be disturbed by her?

But after all, it is a gentle and caring personality. If Zhu Juntang would run over and grab his arm, he would pull him up forcefully, shouting "play with me", "take me to play", and "go out to play". Category.

Hmph, the wind leaks and the water freezes and poisons the little padded jacket.

Bai Hui sat on the single seat on the side, raised her legs and stepped on it, hugged her calves with both hands, and looked down again. The calves were slender and straight, and they would not look thick because of the calf being squeezed, just like Japanese girls. like.

If only I could be five centimeters taller... A woman like An Nuan is really a rare breed, and she can grow taller again after entering university.

Saying that An Nuan is a strange species is a tease among good friends, and there is no malice.

Fortunately, no matter how An Nuan develops again, Bai Hui's inherent advantages are still there. After all, it is impossible for everyone to be like that Teacher Qin, who is tall and has long legs and big breasts. It was the first time An Nuan and Bai Hui met Qin Yanan together At that time, I felt unbelievable that this woman was created based on an image that would make men horny.

Bai Hui looked at her toes, her toes were wriggling, very lively and cute, she turned her head to look at Liu Changan, and wanted to pinch him.

It was just thinking about it, Bai Hui didn't really disturb his sleep, she remembered the school where Miao Yingying and Gao Dewei went back to school together after the Spring Festival.

Bai Hui understands Miao Yingying's carefulness, the train sleeper is similar to the soft sleeper on the train before, they are all enclosed small spaces, Miao Yingying is equivalent to sleeping with Gao Dewei.

Now Liu Changan sleeps on the sofa in his own small apartment, if he goes back to sleep in the bedroom, even though it is two rooms, but there is no partition door in between, it can be counted as sleeping together?

This thought made Bai Hui want to go back to the bedroom and lie down, but also wanted to sit next to him and watch him sleep.

Oh, right, it's not good to sleep with a quilt covering your head. After waiting for a while, Bai Hui guessed that he had already fallen asleep, so she carefully lowered her legs, knelt down on the carpet, and crawled to the other side of the sofa little by little. Pull the quilt over his face a little.

Sure enough, he was already asleep, not even the slightest twitch of his eyelashes, not pretending to be asleep.

Bai Hui knelt beside the sofa, watching him quietly, in fact, it is rare to have such an opportunity to feel so warm, staying with him without making any noise.

Being so close to him, one can feel his breath, and carefully observe every detail of his face, straight and cohesive eyebrows, a straight nose, clear lines and soft lips at the corners of his mouth, and With a side face full of power, it is by no means comparable to the creamers on the talent show.

Bai Hui feels that the aesthetics of many girls is really becoming more and more unbearable now. There are a lot of small fresh meat, and they are not even at the level of high school students.

In fact, many ordinary-looking boys, as long as they try to make up, whether they will look better is another matter, but there is no problem at all to reach the level of those small fresh meat.

It’s just that most boys, let alone makeup, use facial cleanser even if they are particular. If they want to apply those cosmetics on his face, he will use his toes to dig out the foundation of Baolong center on the ground in embarrassment.

Liu Changan looks good without makeup, with a distinct masculinity and no femininity in his brows and eyes, probably like a male lion on the African grasslands who can dominate many female lions.

It is said that a lion can do it 86 times a day... Ever since I got to know Liu Changan, Bai Hui also likes to read some random and cold knowledge, and reserves when it can be used as a topic of communication with him.

Men like to look at beautiful women, and girls also like to look at handsome guys, especially those handsome guys who have a special feeling and are close to them, and they can stare at them for a long time.

It's a pity that I can only look at his face. It would be great if he could take off all his clothes like he sleeps normally, and Bai Hui wouldn't lift the quilt completely, just... just look at his chest muscles.

Didn't he also see her pectoral muscles?Then she wanted to see what happened when she came back, Bai Hui confidently encouraged herself.

You can't see it now, but he always wears thin clothes. For example, when the temperature is so low in the early morning, he wears a shirt.

The buttons of the shirt don't seem to be difficult to untie?

With this thought, Bai Hui's heart beat like a drum, no, I can't do this, like a pervert, it's too wretched.

Do you want to touch it?

Anyway, he fell asleep, and he pretended to cover him with a quilt, and pressed his palms on his chest. Even if he woke up, he would have a reason to explain it, right?

It's only natural for a woman to touch a man's chest muscles!

The man who develops big muscles in the gym just wants to be touched by women!

Generally, any mature woman with a bit of knowledge knows that when she sees a gigolo in a strip club, she can touch his muscles, and after touching it, just stuff money into his pants.

Bai Hui remembered that when she was in junior high school, her father and mother went to play in Southeast Asia, and when they came back to quarrel, Bai Hui heard the key point of it. They went to some shows, and her father showed that she was very interested in transvestites, while her mother was attracted by gigolos. Muscles dislike Dad's big belly.

Bai Hui was thinking wildly, and slowly stood up without making up her mind what to do, when suddenly there was a rapid knock on the door.

Guiltyly startled, Bai Hui kicked her feet and lost her balance. Seeing that she was about to fall on Liu Changan, she quickly supported the back of the sofa with her backhand.

"Huh..." Bai Hui breathed a sigh of relief, if she fell, she would just sit on his face, and with the straightness of his nose, maybe she would change from a girl to a woman.