I'm really immortal

"Whispering, don't worry, Liu Chang'an is indeed a madman, but he hasn't even played with Xiong Xiong, how could he play with Xiao Chengzi?" Zhu Juntang held Bai Hui's chest and put it in his hands, just to reassure her the meaning of.

Bai Hui was so shy that she forgot to open Zhu Juntang's palm.

Zhu Juntang is the one who is really upset. Think about Yan Qingcheng acting like herself in front of Liu Changan but only being spanked by him. Think about Yan Qingcheng climbing up and down Liu Changan like a monkey. Think about it Yan Qingcheng huddled in Liu Changan's arms like a maggot, thinking about Yan Qingcheng punching and kicking Liu Changan, spitting on him, biting and pulling on him, these things that only Zhu Juntang could do, let Yan Qingcheng Green orange can also do it, so how can it be done!

Could it be that Liu Changan will play with Yan Qingcheng in the future, and greatly reduce the time to pay attention to Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang is completely unacceptable, and wants to turn into a sheep and trample the entire Nanshan Ranch!

"Let's pull two horses too, and follow!" Zhu Juntang took advantage of his quick wits, and pulled Bai Hui to ride the horse.

The breadman saw the two young ladies chattering there for a long time, and most likely wanted to ride a horse. Anyway, women are creatures who like jealousy. She has to try what other people like. Even a well-known scumbag will join in. In the past, I tasted the taste, and finally I was green, and I was still sad and enjoying the sentimental feeling.

"You gave them those two horses just now?" Zhu Juntang looked at the rest of the horses. The one black and one white couldn't be said to be the best, but the combination of the two horses has a special temperament .

"Yes." The baker smiled slightly, and did not take credit for it. It was his duty to serve Miss San's guests well.

"You go over there and do a hundred push-ups." Zhu Juntang pointed to a patch of muddy ground trampled by a horse.

"Yes!" Although he didn't understand, the Breadman still resolutely carried out the order and ran to do push-ups without hesitation.

An order is an order, and you only need to execute it. Do you still need the third lady to explain to you why?

Some people might say, the third lady wanted you to die, but you didn't ask why?This is a gangster, and gangsters usually have brain problems, but Miss San is not such a brainless gangster.

The horse had already been harnessed, Bai Hui had ridden it just now, and climbed up smoothly, just as she held the reins, Zhu Juntang had already driven the horse to catch up, and she followed the horse's pace to ride the waves together, He is wearing a cute lo skirt, but he is heroic, with long hair fluttering in the wind, elegant and confident. Zhu Juntang, who originally thought he would only take selfies and is not proficient in anything else, is actually more proficient in equestrian than everyone except Liu Changan.

Oh, by the way, Zhu Juntang said that she has been close to animals since she was a child, and she may also have a bonus for riding a horse. Bai Hui rode on the horse and followed, reluctantly slowing down. She didn't dare to try to speed up the horse, anyway, as long as she rode enough Slow, if you can't catch up with others, you will soon be caught up by others in a circle.

Zhu Juntang quickly caught up with Yan Qingcheng and Liu Changan who were jogging, and happened to hear Yan Qingcheng talking to Liu Changan about riding a sheep when they were young.

Zhu Juntang was furious immediately, and now he wants to ride on Zhu Juntang's head to do his best?If she is really going to be the heir to the Fenglei Sword Sect of Kyushu, Zhu Juntang will not be cut off from the positions of saint, guardian, etc., and become an ordinary gang member again?

Maybe Zhu Juntang will be expelled from the house. It's not impossible. Liu Changan, a bad old man, forgets his old daughter when he has a new daughter. In the end, even Liu Yuyu's status was in jeopardy.

Zhu Juntang, for his own sake and for the sake of love, could not let Yan Qingcheng take away Liu Changan's favor.

Zhu Juntang is a very scheming little fairy with a lot of power, of course she won't expose herself immediately, when Liu Changan and Yan Qingcheng turned their heads, she calmly chanted:

"The flowers haven't faded yet.

Swallows fly around the house to defecate.

The willow branches were blown away by the wind.

Nanshan is full of grass.

Sitting on a swing and flying from wall to wall.

Passers-by outside the wall saw him fall to the ground.

One of the girls laughed.

Smiling and laughing, I feel that I am the clown, and I am not sure if I am passionate. "

After Zhu Juntang recited the poem, he felt that he was indeed a genius. He had achieved something in the field of changing ancient poems into modern poems. In short, it was better than 90.00% of the works written by nine modern poets. Be humble, let alone 90.00% It's nine past nine.

"Are you shocked by my talent?" Zhu Juntang looked at the expressions of Yan Qingcheng and Liu Changan and said, Yan Qingcheng obviously didn't understand the poetry, and Liu Changan showed the expression of "what are you talking about?" as always.

Liu Changan froze for three seconds, then nodded, "If it weren't for the words "inside the wall, outside the wall, and people outside the wall", who would have thought that this is Su Shi's "Butterfly Love Flower Spring Scenery"."

Only then did Yan Qingcheng turn around with some amusement, and read the original text again: "The flowers have faded to red and green apricots are small. When swallows fly, green water surrounds people. There are few willows blowing on the branches. There is no fragrant grass in the end of the world. Wall There is a swing outside the wall. People walk outside the wall, and the beautiful woman inside the wall laughs. The laughter gradually fades away. Passionate but ruthless annoyed."

Compared with the original text, Liu Chang'an somewhat understood how Zhu Juntang got those distorted historical and cultural impressions in his daily life.

After hearing and seeing some ancient poems or historical and cultural knowledge, she has some self-righteous understandings. She will not seek proof or discuss with others. After she has her own understanding, it will be regarded as correct concepts or knowledge. , Accumulated over time is something that one brain invents and understands by itself, which is counterintuitive.

"There is no grass anywhere in the world, and there are grasses everywhere in Nanshan." Yan Qingcheng couldn't help laughing, but fortunately, she only taught compulsory education, high school and freshman courses, and Liu Changan was in charge of cultural knowledge and poetry. .

"Is there something wrong?" Zhu Juntang stared. Although this is not the first time he has written poetry, it is similar to his previous works, and they are all at the level of the Dynamite Literature Award.

If it weren't for his indifference to fame and fortune, his indifference to promote his poems, and his prejudice against the Dynamite Award, Zhu Juntang won the award for his first poem when he was 12 years old.

There is no way, some things are lifelong pursuits for the vast majority of people, but for Zhu Juntang, they are just puppet.

"Although the change is absurd, it is somewhat understandable to be able to change it to this after hearing others read it once." Liu Changan endured for a while, and still focused on encouragement.

You must know that most people nowadays, if you read an ancient poem in front of him that he has never studied, he can only understand a few sentences. I don't remember a few words.

Zhu Juntang is proud of sheep and sheep.

"How do you know that she changed it after listening to others read it once?" Yan Qingcheng asked curiously.

Liu Chang'an explained: "I forced her to recite the poem. I read it once, and she memorized it. When she didn't resist so much, her learning ability was quite good. She should have only heard this poem by Su Shi once. Because of this kind of thing, she will never listen to it a second time, let alone learn after hearing it."

"Understanding systematically is the limit."

Yan Qingcheng nodded suddenly. Zhu Juntang was like this when he was studying. He liked to be self-righteous, and it was very difficult for Yan Qingcheng to correct her understanding, such as the definitions of rational numbers and irrational numbers.

If no one deliberately corrected her, then she would not have verified it at all, checked what was wrong with her understanding, and insisted on the principle that Ms. Zhusan was always correct.

"I was discussing ancient poems with Bai Hui just now and listened to her read it." Of course Zhu Juntang would not say that the two of them had suffered a heavy blow just now, and the little fairy's young heart was almost broken. "Bai Hui also mentioned Nalan Xingde, but I like Su Shi and Su Dongpo more."

"Su Shi and Su Dongpo are the same person." Liu Changan sighed.

Seeing Yan Qingcheng holding back a smile, Zhu Juntang was furious, why did one person take two names!Bah, if Zhu Juntang met this Dongpo meat, he would have to pull his beard.

Could it be that Su Shi and Su Dongpo are actually just the old man's vest?

Just like Liu Jianshe and Liu Changan, most likely, otherwise, how could Zhu Juntang feel like pulling his beard?

"Didn't you have fun with Shangguan Dandan and the others, why did you suddenly come over to ride a horse?" Liu Changan was about to have a private chat with Yan Qingcheng to show his closeness, when Zhu Juntang came to make trouble.

Zhu Juntang remembered the business, quickly pulled the horse to a stop, and then drove the horse to squeeze between Yan Qingcheng and Liu Changan, separating Liu Changan and Yan Qingcheng.

Bai Hui in the back saw this scene and cheered for Zhu Juntang.

"I'm here to read poetry to you. Is there any reward?" Zhu Juntang knew that every year and festivals, the children at home would be rewarded after their performances, and at least a few hundred lines of praise would be enough.

"I'll reward you for adapting ten more poems." Liu Changan's request is already infinitely low, even if she misunderstood the adaptation, then she has learned something, right?

Just like when she mistakenly thought that Jing Ke had stabbed Prince Dan three times, the mistake was her fault, at least she knew the characters and events in the historical story, and Liu Chang'an slowly corrected it, presumably she already has the story of Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin. Basically correct perception.

"Adaptation is actually an overkill for me, so I'll just make an original one, and I'm going to write a poem for you." Zhu Juntang waved his hand, saying that the adaptation is meaningless.

"Okay." Liu Changan also became interested.

Having performed a poetry recitation program just now, and now he promised to write a poem for Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang felt that he was qualified to make a request coquettishly, and pointed at Liu Changan's horse coquettishly, "I want you to take me to ride a horse!"

"Come on." Liu Changan was about to stop the horse.

Zhu Juntang pressed the saddle and stood up from her own horse. Under Yan Qingcheng's surprised and worried eyes, she jumped directly towards Liu Chang'an!

Isn't she afraid of death?She didn't wear any helmet or protective gear. Fortunately, Liu Changan caught Zhu Juntang as soon as he stretched out his hand, put her in front of him, and the two rode together.

"Drive!" Zhu Juntang yelled triumphantly after she sat down, her original horse stopped two steps, then trotted to keep up.

"Aren't you afraid of danger?" Yan Qingcheng asked fearfully, feeling that Zhu Juntang's action just now was the kind of action that only people in provinces who learned to ride horses from a young age would dare to do.

"There's nothing to be afraid of, he'll catch me anyway, right?" Zhu Juntang looked back at Liu Chang'an, a little bit wanting to give Liu Chang'an a backhand hug, and then bite him to show that he can treat him Doing whatever she wants makes Yan Qingcheng jealous.

Yan Qingcheng could only shake her head. Zhu Juntang's trust in Liu Changan...is really a bit like a daughter's relationship with her father. Sure enough, Liu Changan is Professor Liu Jianshe?Otherwise, how can peers feel like fathers and daughters?

This is a conjecture that Yan Qingcheng can hardly accept. If Liu Changan is Professor Liu Jianshe, and he is his mother's lover, what kind of attitude should I face him?

classmate?

uncle?

Even stepfather?Of course, those who are not married cannot be regarded as stepfathers, but the elders who have an ambiguous relationship with their mothers are also their classmates... What is this!

Yan Qingcheng's mind was a little confused, so she could only force herself not to think too much, and was troubled by absurd conjectures without evidence. She didn't have such extravagant leisure time, and this was something that an idle young lady like Zhu Juntang was qualified to do. Son.

Oh, and there's the love brain at the back. Just now, she and Liu Chang'an rode horses, and the small theater in Bai Hui's mind has performed several plays, and Zhu Juntang was probably ordered by her to make trouble.

Hehe, if you have the ability to provoke the Lord, what's the matter with me?For a moment, Yan Qingcheng hoped that her conjecture was true. When Bai Hui knew that she had been trying hard to be Zhu Juntang's stepmother, her reaction would be wonderful.

But it's not necessarily true, maybe she will find it interesting that you are my best friend and I am your stepmother. After all, she is a two-dimensional girl with a little bit of a brain.

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After spending a whole day playing at various attractions in Nanshan Ranch, the group including Zhu Juntang rushed back to Junsha in the afternoon. Tomorrow is Monday, and Yan Qingcheng and Bai Hui will go back to class.

Everyone took Zhujuntang’s flagship helicopter. It is not the flagship of Zhujuntang’s fleet, but the flagship of the helicopter fleet. It is very spacious. Even though the bedroom occupies most of the space, the public area allows everyone to sit down freely. Still no problem.

Shangguan Dandan gave Zhu Juntang the remade "Baa Baa Princess of Colorful Glazed Pure White Fairyland" and "Void Slashing Dragon Yan Xian" jade seal to Zhu Juntang, and warned Liu Chang'an not to mess around again. This is a very formal seal, representing With the majesty and identity of the royal family.

Feeling backed by his godmother, Zhu Juntang was so proud, as if the crown prince had ascended the throne. Holding the jade seal, he stamped several seals on Liu Changan's arms and calves. Zhou Dongdong strongly demanded to stamp many seals on his body when he saw it. But being stopped by Zhou Shuling, Zhou Dongdong was only allowed to put one on his belly.

Seeing that Brother Chang'an is much more than himself, Zhou Dongdong is a little unhappy, and feels that he is not as good as Brother Chang'an.

Yan Qingcheng watched them quarrel, and found that Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong got along with Liu Changan in the same way as father and daughter, even though Zhu Juntang called each other "Brother Liu" and "Liu Changan", Zhou Dongdong called each other It is "Brother Chang'an".

Zhou Shuling was like a quiet and well-behaved little daughter-in-law, always watching Zhou Dongdong and Liu Changan play with soft eyes, which didn't make Yan Qingcheng think too much.

Because Yan Qingcheng is also a single-parent family, Yan Qingcheng can understand very well that if her growth stage is like Zhou Dongdong's, with such a substitute role of "father", her mother's eyes should often be the same.

Sitting there imitating Zhou Shuling's quiet and well-behaved posture, Bai Hui still gives people the feeling of green tea, exuding the temperament of "being a junior, I am a professional".

Anyway, Shangguan Dandan is the strangest among the group of people. She seems to have drunk a little wine, holding the big thermos and staring in a daze, her small body swaying, saying a few words from time to time like an old lady enjoying family happiness. if.

Here I am the only one who is relatively normal, Yan Qingcheng reminded herself that she really does not want to fully integrate into this group of people... She has a sense of crisis, and feels that if she fully integrates into their circle, her role may be more like that of Bai Hui.

There is no reason, just worrying so much, maybe I have been polluted in the competition with Baifen.

After returning to Junsha, I have to adjust my mentality. The daily life of ordinary female college students is the state that Yan Qingcheng should return to. She should pay less attention to Baifen. She only occasionally fights back against Baifen, which makes Yan Qingcheng feel that she is His words and deeds are stained with some tea.

So when Zhu Juntang proposed to play the game of Fighting Landlords and the loser would be wrapped in duct tape, Yan Qingcheng sat on the farthest side, showing a gesture of not wanting to participate, even though he thought it was interesting.

The last players to participate in the game were Zhu Juntang, Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling. Liu Changan served as the supervisor and was in charge of wrapping the tape. Whoever lost would be done by him.

Zhu Juntang is not a good player, he likes to rob landlords, and he does everything he can to steal cards and change cards. Without Liu Changan as the supervisor, this card cannot be played.

She once lost to Liu Changan and Qin Yanan, but she always believed that it was a partnership between a man and a woman who bullied her, not because of her card skills, so she kept it to herself, and every time she suggested that Doudizhu should play with tape, she hoped to be able to do it one day Take revenge, or transfer the shame onto someone else.

Bai Hui felt that Zhu Juntang and Zhou Shuling didn't usually play cards very much at first glance, and Bai Hui would always win a small amount of money when playing cards at relative gatherings during festivals and festivals, and she was full of confidence, and if she lost, she would I hope that Liu Chang'an will bind her feet, which has a sense of ritual... It's like the husbands of ancient women playing with their three-inch golden lotus, which is perverted and lustful.

Zhou Shuling has already figured out a way to remain invincible. If she loses, she will donate Zhou Dongdong as a stand-in. It's enough to hang around Zhou Dongdong. Anyway, this stupid child will find it very fun.

Shangguan Dandan fell asleep.

From the very beginning of the first hand, Zhu Juntang asked for a one-time rule, allowing three players to lead a dragon, which was strongly opposed by Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling, but Zhu Juntang was the landlord, and she directly took out "888A2345" in the first round of cards.

"You're not a dragon with three belts!" Zhou Shuling was dumbfounded, she had never seen a dragon like "A2345".

"Liu Chang'an, take care of her!" Bai Hui pushed Liu Chang'an coquettishly, she knew that only Liu Chang'an could control Zhu Juntang, otherwise Zhu Juntang played cards like this and couldn't play with her.

"Take it back, and come out again." Liu Chang'an had learned before how much Zhu Juntang liked to play cards.

"The cards played, the water poured out. As I said, this is a one-off, and there will be no such rule in the future." Zhu Juntang quit, "If you want it, if you don't want it, I will play another 3 and 4, because 3 and 4 are less than 5, so they are approximately equal to a pair, you can produce a pair of 4 or a pair of 5 tubes!"

Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling opened their mouths slightly, and they still have something like this!

Liu Changan took over Zhu Juntang's card and played again, but her card was too bad, no matter how she played, she would lose, and Liu Changan had no choice. In the end, Bai Hui and Zhou Shuling won.

"I thought you could win!" Zhu Juntang handed the cards to Liu Chang'an without any resistance just now, seeing that he lost, he was immediately disappointed.

Liu Changan picked up the tape and wrapped Zhu Juntang's calf around Zhu Juntang's calf. Zhu Juntang scratched and scratched at Liu Changan. He stole her card and lost, and she was the one who was punished in the end!

With this kind of experience, Zhu Juntang became more honest from the second hand. There was no temporary manufacturing rule, and he just stretched his neck left and right to look at other people's cards.

After playing for more than an hour, Bai Hui, Zhu Juntang and Zhou Shuling were all covered with duct tape, because Zhou Shuling's request to use Zhou Dongdong as a substitute was rejected, but Zhou Dongdong saw that they were wrapped up, and strongly urged Brother Chang'an Wrap yourself up.

Entering Junsha City, the game stopped, everyone laughed and tore off the tape, hurt each other and took ugly photos of others, Shangguan Dandan also woke up feeling his stomach, it was almost time for dinner.

The helicopter stopped on the top floor, and not only Secretary Jin, but also Zhongqing were greeted by the side of the apron. A group of people got off the plane, and the trailer buckled the front tires of the helicopter, and dragged the helicopter into the hangar for maintenance.

The kitchen has already prepared dinner, and Liu Changan rushed to Lushan non-stop after eating here, preparing to join Qin Yanan and attend a training class for pregnant women, and Zhongqing also told him a good news, using Mirage's hallucination ability , combined with the latest AI technology, the virtual world project that the underground base has been working on has been improved. I hope Liu Changan can experience it when he has time.

Liu Changan is always very keen on new technologies, so he immediately agreed, but his sister's appointment is not good, he doesn't want to see Qin Yanan rubbing his belly, with an expression of being ruthlessly abandoned while pregnant.

Chapter 915

Zhongqing told Liu Changan about the virtual world project in the car, she was going to the underground base to pay attention to the progress of the project and her robot avatar Swollen Haw... Oh, no, Zhong Haw.

Still not right, it was Zhong Zhiqing, nicknamed Haw.

The car drove out of the underground garage, and Zhongqing saw a baker in a suit and leather shoes pushing a cart of sheep dung balls to Liu Changan's home.

Zhongqing is in Junsha, and he knows everything that happened in Nanshan Ranch. The baker is a personal bodyguard under the direct command of Zhu Juntang, but of course there are Zhongqing's cronies, let alone Zhu's family, even in Baojun. In the company that counts as the core industry of the Zhu family, there are also many factions, and it is difficult to do things without cultivating some cronies.

In the past, Zhongqing only listened to the third wife's orders, and didn't think anything of it. When he started to take charge of his own affairs, he realized that there was no one under him, so he couldn't do things and was easily dismissed.

Fortunately, she has always been favored by the third wife. If she shows a little bit of air, there will naturally be shrewd people who are good at observing words and deeds to join her. Now there are also a group of people who can be used.

"I heard that the ball of sheep dung was picked up by you and Miss San after working hard all night?" After Zhongqing heard about this, she laughed so hard that her stomach hurt. , would you do such a thing?