I'm really immortal

Chapter 116 Mother's Kindness and Daughter's Love

After watching Liu Changan leave, An Nuan let go of Han Zhizhi, fearing that it would be too embarrassing for this crazy girl to catch up with Liu Changan and shout "brother-in-law".

"This boy looks clean and has a calm temperament." A woman of Professor Ling's age certainly doesn't just judge people by their handsomeness. She looked away from Liu Changan's back and said to An Nuan with a smile.

"No, he practiced with us today, and he didn't even take a shower, he smelled of sweat." An Nuan said shyly.

"Then you still rely on him so tightly!" Han Zhizhi immediately exposed An Nuan.

An Nuan had no choice but to punch her, and when she fell in love, wouldn't it be the same?

"It's just that the walk is too slow. Look at him shaking for a long time before he can walk so far." Professor Ling said again.

"I'm idle now. When that idiot blocked Nuannuan that day, he ran from Hedong to Hexi, but he came here quickly." Han Zhizhi was still a little envious of boys who were willing to fight for Annuan, and even turned into boys. Friends, An Nuan said at that time that she and Liu Chang'an were just good friends, but today it seems that she got her wish.

"How did you talk?" Professor Ling gave Han Zhizhi a dignified look.

Han Zhizhi didn't take it seriously, now that girls don't swear a few words, people will think you are a green tea girl, hypocritical.

Of course, An Nuan is an exception, anyone who says An Nuan is a green tea girl will hack him to death.

"Let's go home, I've practiced golf all day, and I'm so sleepy," An Nuan said.

"I'll come and sleep with you tonight."

An Nuan nodded, the girl who came to sleep means that she has something to gossip with you at night.

"Go to bed early, I have an appointment with a coach to learn driving tomorrow morning, don't wake up too late and shout too hot and don't want to go."

"Oh, I don't want to go at all."

"I'm going to school tomorrow morning, too."

Professor Ling didn't continue talking about Liu Chang'an, but quietly sent a message to Liu Yuewang: Your precious daughter came back holding her boyfriend's hand.

Professor Ling felt that this was not considered a whistleblower. Since An Nuan was so generous, it meant that she was not afraid of being seen by others.

Yes, after graduating from high school, falling in love is quite a fair thing.

When An Nuan returned home, Liu Yuewang was playing with the newly bought fruit washing machine, which was filled with red and purple big cherries, the size of 3J, tumbling in the water, Liu Yuewang was sitting there watching , looking very interested, with a mobile phone beside him.

An Nuan coughed softly, took off her shorts, sat on tiptoe beside Liu Yuewang, and put her arms around her shoulders.

"I heard you have a boyfriend?" Liu Yuewang turned her head and said majesticly.

An Nuan giggled, looking shy, she was still a little embarrassed, but she would not deny it.

"I sent you a message, take a look."

Why not just say it?An Nuan took out her phone in bewilderment, and saw that the message she sent was an article from a marketing account forwarded, "Don't read it and regret it, mothers should teach their daughters a hundred rules of love, which saved countless families and girls' futures." !"

What are these things!An Nuan puffed her cheeks and looked at Liu Yuewang.

Liu Yuewang continued to fiddle with the fruit washing machine. Now that they are holding hands, the matter is settled. This girl actually has her own ideas. Liu Yuewang knows that it is useless to say anything now, but of course she is not Although he was so calm, he still had some feelings in his heart. The point is to find an opportunity to test it out in person, to observe and observe this Liu Changan.

"Mom, I beg you to do something." An Nuan used a coquettish tone.

"I'll transfer you 1 yuan later. When a girl falls in love, she must not just think about asking a boy to pay, and there is no need to deliberately use the AA system. If he invites you this time, you can invite him next time. "Liu Yuewang thought for a while, and there was a smarter way. She gave An Nuan a credit card, "Let's swipe the card."

In this way, Liu Yuewang would know what they spent and where they were at every time. If they swiped the pre-authorization in a dangerous place like a hotel, Liu Yuewang could kill them directly.

"No, I still have money, and it's inconvenient to use a credit card, and I can't link my payment account with your card." An Nuan shook her head.

"Then tell me, what's the matter?"

"Mom, will you teach me how to make clothes?"

Liu Yuewang turned her head and looked at An Nuan with a calm expression, but water vapor gradually condensed in her eyes, and finally said angrily: "You heartless, I have worked so hard to raise you up, and the snot all over the place. Tears, now that you have grown up, you have never been filial to me, never thought of making clothes for me, once you fall in love, you really have a heart!"

"Mom, I was taken by my grandmother until I was ten years old. Since I was 12 years old, I have often done housework. It is too much for you to say that." An Nuan said unmoved, is this mother? It's a play.

"Besides, even if I make clothes for you, would you know how to wear them?" Zhi Mu Mo Ruo Nu, Professor Liu Yuewang is most concerned about her own image. Others say that her teaching level is not good, and that she relies on rubbing her scientific research results and copying papers. It doesn't matter, but if you want to say that she is not good-looking or that she has a bad figure, then it is absolutely not acceptable. Going out in poorly handmade clothes, I am afraid that she will faint in shame as soon as she meets other people's eyes.

"Well, it's all yours." Liu Yuewang snorted heavily, "You'd better give up, it doesn't take three or five years to make clothes, and the ones you make are all tattered. The apprentices in the shop go to work as odd jobs at the age of seven or eight, and the masters only start teaching when they are fourteen or five years old, and they can't leave the teacher until they are at least 20 years old."

"Is it so difficult? I don't want to reach Liu Changan's level." An Nuan didn't give up so easily.

"That's right, why is his level so high?" Liu Yuewang still couldn't believe it.

"Leave him alone, of course he is different from ordinary people." An Nuan smiled sweetly.

Liu Yuewang sneered, it's really superficial, falling in love will smell disgusting all over her body.

"Do you teach or not!"

"I'll teach you that it's fine. If you don't give up until you reach the Yellow River, you have to appreciate the extraordinaryness of your mother. Do you want to make Western style or Chinese style?"

"Chinese style."

"Forget it, you don't have the talent to learn tailoring, you are clumsy, just learn to make a suit, starting from the basic design, I will teach you step by step, in short, you have to make it so that you can wear it." Liu Yuewang was full of enthusiasm, This Liu Changan is quite capable, she also has to support her daughter, so as not to drag others down too much, if it is too ugly, she is not willing to be laughed at by others.

"Thank you mom!" An Nuan put her arms around Liu Yuewang and kissed her hard, but she was very happy.

"Ever kissed?"

"mom!"

"Why are you ashamed?"

"I just held hands today, where is this going?"

"That's at least a year away."

"what!"

"Bah, don't be ashamed."

The mother and daughter were chatting, Liu Yuewang was a little emotional while babbling, stroking her daughter's soft hair, that delicate figure was really feminine, after all, she grew up to worry about her love It's over.

If Liu Changan dared to bully An Nuan, he would not be able to kill him, Liu Yuewang thought to himself, picked up the phone, and hadn't chatted with that friend for a long time, who told him that he was fat?

Chapter 117 Suffocating Operation

On the way home, Liu Changan passed through a small park. The small place was decorated with mountains, rivers, trees and stones. There were emerald green lotus leaves in the pool, the size of a three-in-one soup bowl, and several double petals of different colors. The lotus is in full bloom, and a small money turtle is showing its head, shaking its short legs and swimming around in the lotus leaves, which is quite amusing.

After watching the turtles and herrings swimming among the aquatic plants for a while, I finally judged that the fish here should be edible, but I didn't go into the water to catch them. When I got home, it was already dark.

I bought a big pig's head at the vegetable market. It was slaughtered in the afternoon, and it felt fresh. Liu Changan didn't ask the stall owner to help him handle it. He took it home and cleaned it, peeled off the skin, and took out the pig's brain.

Although the pig's head is big, the pig's brain is not big. Liu Changan held it in his hand and carefully picked out the blood on it with a toothpick. It was as creamy and soft as cheese, slightly fishy than the spinal cord, and its nutritional composition was similar. , without the infiltration of bones, the taste is not so thick and fragrant.

There are many ways to make brain flowers, including marinating, frying, steaming, and crooked ways to make cakes. Have you ever eaten brain flower cakes?

Of course, Liu Changan chose the most fragrant and delicious roasted brain flowers, divided them into two halves, rubbed some oil on the inner layer of the tin foil, and started to roast slowly on a low heat. There is no need to rush this thing.

While waiting for the aroma to come out, Liu Changan sprinkled some autumn oil and sesame oil in, and Zhou Dongdong came down holding the big insulated box, "Brother Chang'an, mom made iced crayfish for you!"

"Thank you, put it here... be careful."

"What is this?" Zhou Dongdong looked at the things in the tinfoil bowl with curiosity and a little fear.

"Baked brains."

"Is it tofu brain?"

"Brain."

"Naizi!"

"Brain! Brain here!" Liu Changan tapped Zhou Dongdong's forehead.

"Roast the child's brain!" Zhou Dongdong turned pale with shock.

"I can't communicate with you."

But it smells so good, Zhou Dongdong looked at this thing that was suspected of roasting children's brains, and wisely thought that Brother Chang'an should not be a monster, it is impossible to eat children, otherwise Zhou Dongdong would have been eaten long ago.

So it should be something else tasty.

"Would you like some?" Liu Changan sprinkled some monosodium glutamate and chopped green onion, scooped out some and put it in a small bowl.

Zhou Dongdong shook her head vigorously, looking warily at the small bowl Liu Changan placed in front of her.

Liu Chang'an didn't care about her, and ate his own food. After a while, Zhou Dongdong couldn't hold on anymore. This must not be a child's brain, so just take a small bite!

The first sip did not taste the flavor, need to try again!

It has a little taste, you can try it again!

……

Zhou Dongdong licked the bowl, but unfortunately there were not three bowls to eat.

After eating brain flower, then eat iced crayfish. This is not a mainstream way of eating, but it is more suitable for summer, and it tastes more leisurely, unlike the usual sweating.

"Who is this beautiful auntie?" Zhou Dongdong is peeling the lobster while pinching the tail. As a child, one of the things Zhou Dongdong is best at is peeling lobster besides eating. While eating, he looks at Liu Changan's brightened phone Screen.

"Only someone who is about the same age as my mother can be called auntie, this is sister! If you call her auntie, she will..." An Nuan was wearing a cheongsam, looking more mature, confusing Zhou Dongdong's age judgment ability, Liu Changan flicked her forehead a bit.

"Will she eat my brain?" Zhou Dongdong touched his forehead in fear.

"No, you have no brains."

"I have!"

"Stupid children are stupid because their brains have been eaten."

"Then I didn't have it in the first place, or was I eaten..."

"How would I know?"

After eating the lobster, Zhou Dongdong occupied Liu Changan's reclining chair. Liu Changan listened to the radio, washed his hands and replied to An Nuan, always asking Liu Changan to guess what she was doing, or asking Liu Changan what she was doing.

Talking until very late, Zhou Dongdong went back to sleep, An Nuan suddenly slowed down sending and replying messages, and then told him that Han Zhizhi came to sleep with her, and said good night to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan looked at the sky on the other side of the city, and thought that if people had such means of communication in ancient times, perhaps not so many ancient quatrains describing gathering, parting, parting and reuniting were born.

Take a look at An Nuan, the messages sent are all unnutritious words!If Layman Yi An also had a mobile phone, maybe "Yijianmei" would become like this: the message has been sent, but he still hasn't replied, this indifferent person makes my heart so sad.Gently groping the phone screen, waiting for the message back alone.I looked up and looked at the WIFI signal, the signal is full, why is there no message sent?It was the sound of jingling that a message finally came, and the light of the phone illuminated the face and the bed.

Probably not so bad, in short, it must not have the charm of "only frowning, but heart".

"It's been a long time since you liked my Weibo, I just read it."

Starting with a question is a common trick for a woman to give up her reserve and show a hesitant gesture when talking to someone.

While I was idle, I saw a message from another cute little girl. It seemed that the energy after saying she was fat finally dissipated.

That's right, everyone chatted very well, after chatting for such a long time, if a word is wrong, there will be a cold war, it's too much.

While chatting, Liu Changan was thinking about the various conveniences brought by the birth of the mobile phone and its impact on the world, as well as its impact on literature, wondering whether the decline of modern classical poetry was really related to the mobile phone, or whether it was due to aesthetic taste changing times.

Or wait for another 200 years, and then look at people's conclusions and opinions on these literary phenomena at that time. In this era, if you can't jump out, your thinking has more limitations, just like the 90s The qigong craze seems ridiculous now, but at that time it had its soil to grow. Liu Changan also practiced qigong when he was bored, and became a qigong master... It's just that he didn't have those qigong production increases, and qigong launched satellites. Really good.

Wait another 200 years... Waiting another 200 years to understand an insignificant issue is nothing to Liu Changan, but not everyone can just wait 200 years casually. Some spring worms started to move again. Can the example of the little girl from the Shangguan family be replicated?

After the coffin was struck by lightning, when I touched it for the first time, I didn't think of many things. I only got many fragmented scenes of Liu Heshi, which looked very messy and clueless. At that time, I felt that since I touched Zhao Jianzi's utensils, I remembered Regarding Zhao Jianzi's matter, why did he think of his own matter when he touched the coffin?

In fact, what he remembered at the time was about the little girl from the Shangguan family, but because Liu He appeared with her in those scenes, when he recalled, his focus was on himself, and he didn't notice her in the scene.

At that time, after all, it was a bit absurd. Although the subjects of the experiment were all his concubines in the harem, it was a pity that no one was found to have copied his ability. It was more than 2000 years later that a success was confirmed.

At that time, the little girl was the empress dowager.

Liu Changan can be sure that without his own reasons, the little girl from the Shangguan family would not be able to survive now just relying on this coffin, just like Li Hongfang said that Mrs. Xin Zhui is also a living coffin, but in fact Mrs. Xin Zhui died after all after being unearthed of.

What kind of operation was it at that time, it seems that it cannot be said that it is all his responsibility?

It was really suffocating, Liu Changan patted his face... Forget it, don’t think about it so much, what happened more than 2000 years ago, from the standpoint of a woman, just count some things as someone else’s harm to her, according to their Logic is also taken for granted.

Chapter 118 The Jedi Strikes Back

After sleeping, I still heard the continuous sound of rain, as if there was the gentleness of hair caressing my cheeks. I went out and saw that the sky was gloomy, and there was no morning light. I stretched my waist and went back to the room to light the charcoal stove. Woke up, I don't know how long this rainy season will be over.

Sit in front of the charcoal stove and shave the whole pig face that I bought yesterday. Yesterday, I just cleaned and cleaned the dirt. As for the ears, eye sockets, nostrils, and lips, I have to carefully shave and burn it with a piece of charcoal from time to time. The pig's head smelled like burnt fur.

After the pig's head is cooked, the meat on the top is scraped off. The pig's head meat can be called the essence of the pig's meat. It is extremely delicious when stir-fried or cold.

Naturally, the pig’s face needs to be smoked dry. It happens that during the rainy season, charcoal fires are always burned in the room to remove dampness. Liu Chang’an intends to smoke a cured pig’s face. Unlike the traditional smoking method, Liu Chang’an’s cooking may be extra crisp and chewy. People with bad teeth are not suitable to eat more. For example, children like Zhou Dongdong who don’t know how to stop eating will inevitably have teeth and masticatory muscle pain after eating.

I checked the time after I was busy, only to find that my phone hadn’t been charged since I bought it yesterday, and it had automatically shut down. While charging, I turned on the radio, made pork head meat as toppings, and added ginger and garlic to a bowl of red oil and spicy noodles. , In this humid weather, I even drank a little half of the soup, and I felt refreshed all over.

The mobile phone was charging and turned on, and there were a lot of messages, mainly sent by An Nuan, and many students, including Bai Hui, Bi Wanwan, Luo Pin, Lu Yuan, Zhao Chenchen, Ma Yilin and Zhang Taole, who were familiar or not familiar with each other. With Huang Shan, the class teacher, and Qian Shangxue, the vice principal of the school, it seems that Liu Changan's social circle has become rich and colorful overnight.

Or maybe they became some kind of popular person, encountered some great happy event, the tradition of getting together to announce the good news or inquiring about it has been the same throughout the ages, just like Fan Jinzhong's endless stream of news reports.