I'm really immortal

After Liu Changan finished speaking, Zhou Dongdong closed his eyes and fell down, then fell asleep.

Zhou Shuling rubbed her stomach.

"You can eat whatever you want." Liu Changan could tell that Zhou Shuling was not full.

"You don't eat."

"Okay, go ahead and give me some." Liu Changan waved his hand.

Zhou Shuling just got up, twisted her waist and ran to the refrigerator to rummage, and then went to work in the kitchen. Liu Changan was afraid that Zhou Dongdong would wake up again after sensing the call of food, so he carried her upstairs and put her on the small bed sleep.

When Zhou Shuling made the steamed dumplings, dipped the ingredients and made the eggs with sweet wine, Shangguan Dandan also carried her skirt and went upstairs panting. When she saw Liu Changan sitting behind the electric heating table, she straightened her body quickly so that he would not see him. Find out the hard work of the queen mother, so as to figure out some other things.

"I ran upstairs, so I was out of breath." Shangguan explained calmly, and sat down with rum and eggs in both hands and began to drink.

Zhou Shuling considered that Shangguan Dandan would also eat it, and made a serving of sweet wine and eggs for three people. In this weather, sitting around the electric heating table at night, watching TV and drinking a bowl of hot sweet wine and eggs, it feels like very happy.

"Then drink slowly, don't choke." Zhou Shuling said to Shangguan Dandan with a smile.

Liu Chang'an was thinking, if he just said that he just saw her go to the vegetable field, Shangguan Dandan would probably fall backwards and fall to the ground, and ran to dig out her treasure again to change the place.

But he is a kind-hearted person after all, and the little old lady's heart of caring for her baby makes people unable to bear to stab him again.

After Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan finished eating steamed dumplings and drinking sweet wine to make eggs, Liu Changan suggested that the three of them could fight the landlord because Shangguan Dandan earned 1 yuan yesterday.

"If you lose, I can pay you back." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan originally wanted to play, but when he heard what Liu Changan said, he hurried downstairs to sleep.

"Let's fight, but if I lose, you have to pay me back." Zhou Shuling was still full of energy, and was not in a hurry to go to sleep. Since Liu Changan gave her nutrition, Zhou Shuling often felt very energetic all night without sleep , but sleep when you want to sleep at night, and still sleep soundly.

"Let's change the rules." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Okay."

"We play double bridge, and the loser takes off one piece of clothing."

Zhou Shuling blushed immediately, and tightly tugged at the hem of her thermal underwear. She was only wearing a down jacket with thermal underwear and socks inside, and she just took off the down jacket when it was a little hot after eating.

"Haha...reminder, before playing this game, you can wear as many clothes as you can. A pair of silk stockings counts as one piece. Wearing a few more will give you a big advantage." Liu Changan took good care of Zhou Shuling's card skills and advised her .

Zhou Shuling thought about it, and it was indeed the case, as long as she wore more clothes, and when she lost a few games and felt a little dangerous, she stopped playing!

So Zhou Shuling hurriedly went upstairs to add equipment. When she went downstairs again, her two slender legs were already wrapped in stockings like elephant legs, and her upper body was bloated like a robot. .

To Zhou Shuling's inexplicable surprise, Liu Chang'an actually took a shower and sat beside the heating table in only a pair of big underpants!

"You...how are you playing?" Zhou Shuling looked at herself, and then at Liu Changan. If he lost this...what would it be like?

"Play whatever you want, come on." Liu Changan laughed.

Zhou Shuling realized that Liu Changan didn't intend to play at all, he was just teasing her, asking her to wear so many stockings and clothes!

"You bad guy!" Zhou Shuling's cheeks were flushed, and she rushed over angrily, raised her swollen and heavy arm, and didn't hit Liu Chang'an a few times, but she herself was so tired that she sat on the sofa and couldn't move.

Liu Changan smiled, took a shirt from the chair and put it on, stretched out his hand to grab Zhou Shuling's hair, and helped her take off a few pieces of clothes on her upper body, she was struggling to put them on, and now she had to rely on herself It's even harder to take it off.

After Liu Changan helped her take off a few thin coats, and it was easier for her to move by herself, Zhou Shuling took off the stockings and stockings on her lower body angrily, and then glared at Liu Changan reproachfully.

Liu Changan just laughed and continued to watch TV. In fact, "Country Love Story" is still watchable. Although it is not as good-looking as before, it is still very interesting to watch a few old men fighting and fighting with each other, but it is not interesting to talk about those young people. , fortunately, it's online on demand, just fast-forward and skip.

"You are more annoying than Xie Guangkun!" Zhou Shuling watched TV and said to Liu Chang'an.

"Then you are much prettier than Yong Qiang Niang."

Zhou Shuling's cheeks were reddish, the Yongqiang Niang on TV was Xie Guangkun's wife, he said that... Zhou Shuling's heart was pounding, and suddenly she felt her body was hotter than wearing so many clothes just now.

Chapter 925 I, Zhou Dongdong, are still bravely beaten today

When Liu Changan woke up in the morning, he felt warm and comfortable all over his body. He was wrapped in the sofa, pillows and blankets, and there was a soft and fragrant body beside him, as if everyone woke up in Annuan's house. Come morning.

I opened my eyes and fell asleep while watching "Country Love Story" last night. I closed my eyes without moving on the sofa.

I remember that before falling asleep yesterday, Zhou Shuling kept her eyes wide open and giggled from time to time. Probably not long after she fell asleep, she also fell asleep, and now she is nestling beside Liu Changan, her hands tightly holding the hem of her thermal clothing, her face There was flushing on the face, and the corners of the mouth curled up into a happy smile, and he didn't know what dream he was having.

A woman still needs to be happy and relaxed, free from any burdens, and have no worries about food and clothing, in order to be more beautiful and attractive, especially the kind of moist breath that slowly grows, which will make people feel that she is completely different from before.

Take the deodorant on her body as an example. Zhou Shuling didn't have any deodorant on her body before, but now she doesn't deliberately use perfume or too much cosmetics to marinate her body, so she naturally has a very comfortable smell.

At this moment, like a piglet escaping from a pigsty, Zhou Dongdong opened the door with his head and arched in, holding a soft, cold donut in one hand, and his spacesuit-like suit in the other. Cotton Jacket.

This kind of cotton jacket is thick and heavy, which hinders the children from being active and active, and there is no way to put it on by themselves, which is beyond Zhou Dongdong's ability to take care of himself.

When he woke up and found that his mother was not at home, Zhou Dongdong came down to ask Brother Chang'an to help him get dressed.

"Why did you get up so early?" Liu Changan sat up and looked at the window, it was not very bright yet.

"I... I dreamed that you didn't ask me to eat, and you felt more and more hungry, so you woke up hungry." Zhou Dongdong stuffed the cold donut into his mouth whole.

Liu Changan stretched out his hand to pull her over, and helped her dress with the cotton coat.

As soon as he moved, Zhou Shuling also woke up, covered her mouth and yawned, looked around in a daze, and then looked at the TV that was still playing, "Woo... um, which episode is it on? Song Xiaofeng Are you married to Song Qinglian..."

"Mom, did you fight brother Chang'an last night?" Zhou Dongdong looked at Zhou Shuling expectantly.

Zhou Shuling was still a little confused, and didn't realize for a while, why did she fight Liu Chang'an? Firstly, she couldn't beat Liu Changan, and secondly, she was the one who beat Liu Changan. It's just that she hit him unilaterally, it wasn't considered a fight, Liu Changan never touches her.

But Liu Chang'an had already burst into laughter, and helped Zhou Dongdong fasten the four-button button of the padded jacket that ordinary children would not have the strength to press into it.

Zhou Shuling frowned and thumped him, only then did she remember what Zhou Dongdong meant by "fight". She would ride on her father and hit her father. In short, this "fight"... Zhou Shuling originally had slightly flushed cheeks, which were as thick as rouge in Liu Changan's laughter.

"Didn't you guys fight? Song Taozi said that when adults sleep together at night, they will fight. Are you afraid that I will know if you have a fight? I won't criticize you." Zhou Dongdong licked his fingers and said loudly .

"You stupid boy, we didn't fight, would adults fight casually?" Zhou Shuling became furious, got up and beat Zhou Dongdong.

Wearing thick cotton clothes, Zhou Dongdong was not very afraid. After breaking free bravely, he groaned and hid under the electric heating table.

Zhou Shuling didn't bother to catch her anymore, seeing Liu Changan still smiling, seeing his heartless appearance, she was the one who blushed with embarrassment, so she also punched him several times.

After beating the little ones and the big ones, Zhou Shuling felt awe-inspiring and a bit of a wonderful sense of satisfaction. After beating her, she rubbed her hands and put on a down jacket, ready to make breakfast.

Liu Changan felt itching on the backs of his feet, probably because Zhou Dongdong picked up a pen under the heating table to write and draw on the backs of his feet, so he withdrew his feet, put on his slippers, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

Coming out of the bathroom, Liu Changan stretched out when he heard the sound of spatulas clanging from the kitchen, and saw Zhou Dongdong come out from under the electric heating table, ran around Liu Changan, and then raised his hands, and said majestically: "Brother Chang'an, do you think I look like a Sailor Moon?"

"Like." Liu Changan nodded earnestly, "Go and show your mother quickly, and tell her that she is Sailor Moon."

When Zhou Shuling heard the voice, she poked her head out of the kitchen and took a look, only to see that Zhou Dongdong was wearing a pair of flesh-colored crotch stockings on his head, and painted a few strokes with an ink pen on his forehead.

The stockings were naturally dropped by Zhou Shuling under the sofa last night, and Zhou Dongdong picked them up.

"Mom, I'm Sailor Moon." Zhou Dongdong pointed to the ink mark on his forehead, "This is the moon."

"Sailor Moon, I think you are almost like Bao Gong!" Zhou Shuling was funny and angry, mainly because the big padded jacket Zhou Dongdong was wearing didn't hurt and it took a lot of hands. Zhou Shuling pointed to Liu Chang'an, "You are responsible for putting it on her forehead Wash off the ink, whoever is disobedient can eat noodles in clear soup in the morning, there is no code!"

After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she turned around and went into the kitchen again. Liu Changan frowned and looked at Zhou Dongdong, "I didn't even see your mother beating you, and she wanted to help you wash your face."

"Then I won't wash it, how about I go to school like this today?" Zhou Dongdong looked forward to it.

"Okay."

"Liu Chang'an! I can hear you."

"Wash it, let's wash it... To be honest, I don't think you look like the moon, like someone spit out a mouthful of betel nut sticky on your forehead."

"Draw me a moon!"

"No, when the time comes, your mother will not only beat you, but also me."

"Oh...then did you fight last night?"

The sound in the kitchen paused for a moment, then the faucet was turned on, and there was a loud bang. Zhou Shuling didn't want to hear the conversation between the unscrupulous brother and the stupid kid.

After washing Zhou Dongdong's face, Liu Chang'an took her textbooks downstairs and took her downstairs to read aloud. The sky was getting bright, and the mist on the Xiangjiang River had covered the entire community after midnight.

There is water vapor in the breath, the leaves of the sycamore above the head are green, the ground is wet, and the palm holding the scroll is also cool. Hard-working children should overcome difficulties and read the text aloud in such weather, hoping It is also an improvement to be able to change from the bottom one to the bottom two, or to improve to the bottom two score, so that the bottom one becomes two people tied for the bottom one.

Under the plane tree, apart from Zhou Dongdong, there was Shangguan Dandan. She didn't stay up late to watch TV last night, she fell asleep early, and woke up early today.

What she regretted a little was that she did not agree to fight the landlord with Liu Chang'an last night.

He didn't agree because Liu Chang'an said that she would pay her back if she lost, which aroused panic in Shangguan Dandan.

During the Spring Festival, Shangguan Dandan received a lot of lucky money, so she fought with Liu Changan as the landlord. At first she lost more than 100, 500, and 1000 yuan, and Liu Changan returned them to her. Later, she lost more than 3000 yuan. Liu Changan I never gave it back to her!

After Shangguan Dandan's painstaking deliberations and painstaking strategies, he finally got back the 3000 yuan and successfully bought an electric pony carriage.

But today, after thinking about it for a while, Shangguan Dandan felt that anyway, Liu Changan would return it to her if he wins in the first place, so let's play for a while, and when he feels that he won't return it if he loses again, he will decisively stop and stop the loss!

Maybe you won't lose all the time, but you can still win. As long as you stop in time, this is a sure win situation!

"Did you play cards last night?" Shangguan Dandan asked while cleaning the electric car.

After leaving Junsha for two days, after returning yesterday, he hadn't had time to express his intimacy with his beloved electric pony carriage, so the first thing Shangguan Dandan did when he got up early in the morning was not to boil water, but to polish the electric pony carriage .

"No." Liu Chang'an tricked Zhou Shuling into wearing a lot of clothes and turning into a round ball, so he didn't tell Shangguan Dandan, lest Shangguan Dandan play it recklessly and talk nonsense.

"Brother Chang'an fought with his mother last night, just like Song Taozi's mother and father." Zhou Dongdong actively reported.

"Read your book!" Liu Changan grabbed Zhou Dongdong's textbook and patted her forehead, then returned the textbook to her.

"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed faintly. As the queen mother in charge of the entire harem, she is of course well aware of the similes and allusions to these things. Zhou Shuling was originally the daughter-in-law who held the "Empress's Seal". Sleeping is also a matter of course.

So Shangguan Dandan went back to fetch a few firecrackers, lit them with a lighter, and made a crisp "pop" sound in the morning to celebrate Zhou Shuling's death by the dragon.

These broken firecrackers were all picked up by Zhou Dongdong. They were wet and could not be ignited or set off. Shangguan Dandan took them and dried them next to the small stove.

Only Shangguan Dandan knew how to dry firecrackers with a small fire stove, and Liu Chang'an didn't say anything about such a safety hazard. It's not uncommon for a little old lady to do stupid things from time to time every day.

"You are riding an electric pony carriage and took me to the vegetable market to buy some nutritional supplements for Dongdong's mother. You must not be sympathetic. Rudeness and arrogance will inevitably hurt Dongdong's mother's body." Shangguan Dan Based on his personal experience, Dan decided to take pity on his most beloved daughter-in-law.

Liu Changan took the car keys from Shangguan Dandan, and before Shangguan Dantan came up with his skirt in hand, he twisted the handle and rushed out.

"Wait for me!" Shangguan Dandan chased after a few steps, then stood there and gave up chasing. He was obviously ashamed and ran away with his face covered. embarrass him?

Shangguan Dandan nodded satisfied with his understanding, stretched out his hands to straighten his sleeves, and walked back under the plane tree with his head held high, ready to give advice on Dongdong's homework next week. After all, she is also Dongdong's godmother, and this is also her duty where.

Chapter 926 Nosy Liu Changan

The experiences of Da Vinci, Newton, Einstein, Yang Zhenning, Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong tell us that self-confidence cannot improve learning ability. Whether learning is good or not depends mainly on talent, not on learning. Look confident.

"In the third year of spring, in February, Jisi, the sun has an eclipse. In March Gengwu garrison, the king of heaven collapsed. In summer and April in Xinmao, Jun's family died. In autumn, the son of Wu's family came to ask for money. In August Gengchen, Song Gonghe Death. In the tenth and second month of winter, the Marquis of Qi and Zheng Bo allied at Shimen. At the end of the year, Duke Mu of the Song Dynasty was buried..."

Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhou Dongdong's text. She was reading the simplest text in the first grade, and there was nothing to point out. Guidance skills are just useless in helping first-grade elementary school students with their homework.

"Sister Dandan, what are you reading?" Zhou Dongdong felt that he heard the magic spell recited by Tang Seng in "Journey to the West".

Thinking of this, Zhou Dongdong's textbook fell to the ground, and she reached out and hugged her head, because she is a child, Monkey King, and her head hurts when she hears the magic spell.

"It's useless...a text that many people will never understand in most of their lives. I saw a mulberry tree stretched out half its head to see me by the wall of the vegetable field last night. Let's pick mulberries and eat them." Shangguan Dandan suggested.

"Okay!" Zhou Dongdong stepped over the textbook that fell on the ground, clenched his fists and shook his hands left and right, and followed behind Shangguan Dandan's buttocks very easily and happily.

Facts have proved that for the vast majority of children, the supervision of adults is indispensable for them to study hard.

Liu Changan also knew this very well, but he didn't expect Shangguan Dandan to take Zhou Dongdong to pick mulberries as soon as he left the community on his front foot.

For a long time, Liu Chang'an was worried that after Liu Yu was born, playing with Zhu Juntang, Zhou Dongdong and others, with Shangguan Dandan standing next to him holding a thermos, would be enough to waste all Qin Yanan's prenatal education.

After leaving the community on his electric scooter, Liu Changan galloped heroically on the empty streets. There were few vehicles in the morning and even fewer pedestrians. Of course, he was not ashamed and fleeing like Shangguan Dandan thought, but he just wanted to hurry up. Try your luck at the vegetable market.

Shangguan Dandan said that she wanted to make up for Zhou Shuling, but she was just worrying about it. Zhou Shuling didn't need to make up for her body, and even if she wanted to make up, it was not for the reason that Shangguan Dandan understood.

When it comes to women’s health, Liu Chang’an thinks of the crucian carp. The crucian carp that people in the city eat every day are all artificially raised large crucian carp. Tastes were pretty average.

Crucian carp still eat small crucian carp, not the ones that have not grown up, but those that grow naturally in small ponds in rural areas.

When I used to live in the countryside, especially in summer and autumn, the men in the village often like to take a bath in the pond or river, and then dig around the crevices of the stones to catch a lot of crucian carp, and then cover them in their crotches and take them home. .

Sometimes you can also harvest eels, soft-shelled turtles, and crabs. These things were not rare in those days, and people were simple and honest. As long as you were not the grass carp and silver carp raised by the pond contractor, you can take them directly.

Now living in the city, it is difficult to eat a few wild small crucian carp. Only the farmers who sell fish in the vegetable market often come to the city, and some small crucian carp are often wrapped up as soon as they are taken out, so whether you can buy it or not , It depends on luck, and you have to catch up early.

For the little crucian carp, even Liu Changan, who has always been leisurely, had to ride an electric car on the road. This is probably the so-called sense of ritual.

When we came to the vegetable market, in the aisle next to the wall, a small bucket had just stopped. The master pulled away the awning cloth behind him, took a small bucket and put it on the ground. Liu Changan stretched his head over to look, and it really was a wild crucian carp alive and kicking. , the back was slightly exposed to the water, the silver scales exposed by turning over were still a little golden, and the belly was even more snow-white, fresh and delicious.

"I want it all."

Before Liu Chang'an could speak, a young woman said happily, "It's just a matter of milking my sister-in-law."

Fat milk... This is a serious matter, and Liu Changan didn't directly reach out to snatch it away, and said in a discussing tone, "Beauty, in fact, pig's trotters and soybean soup, peanut ribs soup, and black-bone chicken soup all have the same effect."

"My sister-in-law doesn't like to eat those." Knowing that she wanted to grab crucian carp from herself, the young woman retorted lightly.