I'm really immortal

Liu Changan clenched the kitchen knife in his hand, and had to remind him of the relationship between this thing and himself.

"Do you also know that high-speed exercise can generate more heat? This belongs to the basic knowledge of junior high school." Liu Changan said coldly.

"Oh... One time when Bai Hui and I were watching a movie, a woman said she was so hot, and Bai Hui said she would get hotter later, I asked why, and she said..."

"Shut up." Liu Chang'an didn't want to hear the large-scale private conversation between the two girls.

Zhu Juntang didn't continue to say that teasing the old man with such a topic is something that dirty big-bodied women like Qin Yanan and Bai Hui would do, and the pure baaaa is just a paraphrase.

Fortunately, after Liu Changan's persuasion, Zhu Juntang finally started to work hard and kept pushing Liu Changan in the kitchen. After all, this kind of exercise is more interesting than learning textbook knowledge. Zhu Juntang not only used palm techniques, but also boxing techniques. He even used the alpaca skill once, and was beaten by Liu Changan.

Soon Qin Yanan came over and pushed open the kitchen door, and saw Zhu Juntang slapping Liu Changan on the back non-stop.

Qin Yanan turned a blind eye to this scene, and just explained Qin Minglin's reason for coming. She wanted Qin Peng to inscribe a letter on why the preparatory committee of the World Qin Family Ancestor Worship Conference, which meant she supported this event.

"Thinking too much?" Liu Changan smiled and didn't comment further.

"Qin Yanan, I just showed a super power. I had a fight with Liu Chang'an. It was a [-]-[-] split. It was barely a tie." Zhu Juntang stopped patting Liu Chang'an's back, and Yangyang said to Qin Yanan proudly.

He was still wearing a radiation-proof suit, so he didn't expect that Baa Baa had grown into a strong enemy of Liu Yiyi!

"It turns out that in this world, the person who can have a [-]-[-] fight with him is actually you. You have gained experience." Qin Yanan nodded, not believing it at all.

"You don't believe it? You ask him!" Zhu Juntang pointed at Liu Chang'an with astonishing momentum.

"She has shown some relatively strong abilities... Anyway, don't fight with her recently, her hands are neither light nor heavy, and her strength is beyond my control." Liu Changan reminded Qin Yanan.

After all, Qin Yanan is one of Zhu Juntang's favorite fights. Unlike when she was torturing Liu Chang'an, Zhu Juntang most often uses movements such as arching and grabbing against Qin Yanan, which will easily damage Liu Yulin's food source in the future.

Qin Yanan looked at Zhu Juntang in a little surprise.

Zhu Juntang enjoyed her gaze very much, so Zhu Juntang seemed to have gained motivation, and continued to push and beat Liu Changan, and his will to master power became firmer.

Qin Yanan was a little worried, it seems that during the years Su Mei and her elder brother were together, they were like those so-and-so concubines, they obtained the most resources and created Zhu Juntang today.

I still can't be fooled by the appearance of Zhu Juntang's harmless lamb. I have to work overtime to get more resources for Liu Yuyu.

9Chapter 16 Who is not a baby?

Zhu Juntang thought about it on the way up the mountain. He is so perfect now and has a super transformation ability. It must be inseparable from his mother who worked day and night during pregnancy and squeezed more resources.

At that time, she realized that Qin Yanan would also use this method to nourish Liu Yuyi, so that he could compete with Zhu Juntang for the heir of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate in the future, and she had to sabotage it tonight to stop Qin Yanan's plan.

After Qin Yanan saw that Zhu Juntang had developed more abilities, he also secretly became vigilant, determined to obtain more resources for Liu Yuyu.

It has to be said that girlfriends are girlfriends after all, and there is such a tacit understanding in many cases.

Liu Changan, who was cooking the kitchen, didn't know that the pair of good girlfriends had hidden schemes, so he showed off a little complacently, "Actually, Zhu Juntang has more than this ability. I still remember the day I sent her a video call to talk about the public welfare foundation. , Is it a sheep who connected to the video? That is Zhu Juntang."

Zhu Juntang didn't take the initiative to tell Qin Yanan, but he didn't mind Qin Yanan knowing, after all, Qin Yanan helped to clean up Zhu Juntang's first menstruation, and no matter how much he usually spurned Qin Yanan, he was Liu Changan's bitch, trust me There are still.

Zhu Juntang could only hear the complacency in Liu Changan's tone, and he immediately became proud. It turned out that the bad old man always beat and scolded, but in fact he still cared about baa-baa.

"At the time, I thought it was a pet she kept at the Nanshan Ranch!" Qin Yanan was taken aback, Zhu Juntang really should not be underestimated.

Qin Yanan has always been wary that Zhu Juntang's IQ will pollute Liu Yiyi, not because she thinks Zhu Juntang's IQ is low, but because Zhu Juntang's words and deeds have no effect on herself, but will pollute others.

Her set of thoughts, logic, and self-contained knowledge reserves can only be applied to her. Other people's living environment and identity background can't match it!

Even Liu Yuyi is of course a very precious dragon son, but Qin Yanan and Liu Changan's raising conditions and living and family environment are completely different from Zhu Juntang's.

If Liu Yiyu was like Zhu Juntang, Qin Yanan and Liu Changan would have to take more pains to correct him.

Back then, when Liu Changan felt that Zhu Juntang was out of his mind, Qin Yanan tried hard to explain that Zhu Juntang was actually very smart, and he was born with the ability to persuade others to sell themselves to help her count money with sweet words.

Now Zhu Juntang has not only inherited Liu Changan's power, but also transformed?

Qin Yanan can't wait to put Liu Chang'an down in the kitchen right now, and exchange cooking skills, it's really urgent!

"I'll show you how to turn into a sheep!" Zhu Juntang got excited, and stopped patting Liu Chang'an. Seeing Qin Yanan's expression, he felt very happy. You know how powerful he is. Don't think that your Liu Yuyi will be able to do it after birth. Inherit Liu Changan's various abilities!

Zhu Juntang ran out of the kitchen, Qin Yanan hit Liu Chang'an with a backhand, and followed him out.

Why are you beating me?Liu Changan only felt baffled, but he had already found some fresh pig tails and some marinated pig tails in Qin Yanan's kitchen, and his attention quickly returned to the business.

Qin Yanan likes to eat pig tails, especially homemade pig tails as snacks.

Last year, Qin Yanan planned to let Liu Changan claim Ye Chenyu's identity. Liu Changan kept vigil at her house and pretended to be someone else to scare her, because she recognized the taste in his mouth after eating the pig tail she made before.

Liu Changan plans to stir-fry the freshly sliced ​​pig tails, and make the marinated pig tails into a barbecue.

It is rare to see roasted pig tails nowadays, mainly because the price of pork has gone up and down, and the price of pig tails has never dropped. With the current price of pigs, a roasted pig tail costs at least 30 yuan. There may not be much profit.

Pig tails must be eaten by people with good teeth. Otherwise, there is not much meat, and it will be difficult to chew, and it will not be happy to eat.

Of course Liu Changan has good teeth. He usually eats pig tails by crushing the tail bones.

Qin Yanan had already made some pig tail snacks, and she was not in the mood to care about Liu Changan's handling of pig tails. She hurriedly followed Zhu Juntang, but walked into the bedroom two steps too slowly, and saw that the human Zhu Juntang had disappeared.

His whole body is white and shiny, but the hair is long or short, like a lamb that has just been plucked, it is getting out of Zhu Juntang's princess dress, and he is kicking his legs to take off the pumpkin pants and socks that are around his lower body.

Qin Yanan stared at this scene dumbfounded, the lamb shook its body, looking at its proud appearance with its head held high and its four hooves spread apart, it was clearly Zhu Juntang!

The more shocked Qin Yanan's expression was, the more excited the lamb became. It bleated twice, and jumped up and down in the bedroom.

Jumping onto Qin Yanan's bed for a while, kicking the pillows all over the place, then slipping into the bed again, getting in from one side, getting out from the other, and then jumping on the table to read those books.

Finding out that Qin Yanan actually had high-level math exercises, he bit it without hesitation, and then swiped his sheep's hoof to the ground.

After jumping off the table, it bit Qin Yanan's anti-radiation suit, forcibly tore off the anti-radiation suit from her body, bit it and shook it back and forth.

"Zhu Juntang, you are a dog!" Qin Yanan couldn't help cursing, raised his hand and hit it, it was almost crazy, reminding people of an over-excited husky.

It simply refreshed Qin Yanan's perception of cute creatures like sheep!

"Liu Chang'an just warned you not to fight with me. If I didn't worry that I would kick you to the wall and you wouldn't be able to pick it off. Do you think I won't fight back?" Putting Qin Yanan in her eyes, she felt that she was invincible now.

Even Qin Yanan possesses superpowers that even diamonds may not be able to break, but Liu Changan obviously can break it, otherwise how could Qin Yanan become a dragon spirit pot gangster?

Since Liu Chang'an can break, then of course baa baa is also possible. Zhu Juntang is already the third master of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect after Liu Chang'an and Shangguan Dandan.

"Come on, try to fight back!" Qin Yanan was gearing up, but she still didn't believe it, she was also an elder of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect.

Zhu Juntang is just an ordinary helper, and was expelled twice, and he barely became a saint protector, and he had to become a party member to be promoted to a saint, equal to Zhou Dongdong.

Saints are generally symbolic, honorary status, and elders are all real fighting power. For example, the nine-pocket elders of the beggar gang can exercise the power of the gang leader at certain times, and they can also learn the dog-beating stick method.

Zhu Juntang jumped left and right in front of Qin Yanan, eager to try, but before she could attack, Qin Yanan reached out and grabbed the sheep's head.

"Bah! You sneaked up on me!"

Zhu Juntang struggled quickly, but Qin Yanan took the opportunity to hug Zhu Juntang, wrapped his arms around its neck, and pressed the lamb under him.

"Haha..." Qin Yanan couldn't help laughing, and let go of Zhu Juntang, "Stop making trouble... I'm pregnant, so I won't make trouble with you. Do you know how to become a sheep instead of anything else?"

Zhu Juntang didn't intend to really fight Qin Yanan. After all, he was already capable of beating Liu Changan. What if Qin Yanan's fragile belly couldn't resist his baa power?

Although Liu Yiyi is Zhu Juntang's competitor, but Zhu Juntang is 1 unwilling to hurt Xiaoyu in this way. She will take Xiaoyu to learn to bleat and play together in the future.

"Do I need to change into something else? This is the baa universe, which is the origin of the universe, and even Liu Changan is just a mount for me to fly through the universe." Zhu Juntang arched Qin Yanan's chest, even if he became a baa It is still inseparable from this supreme enjoyment.

"If your breasts were as inflated as your ambition, I would call you the supreme milk of the universe." Qin Yanan sat on the floor, stroking Zhu Juntang's body.

When she touched the stomach, Zhu Juntang turned over and exposed the belly for Qin Yanan to touch.

What kind of experience is it for a girlfriend to become a pet and let me masturbate?A question that ordinary people cannot answer appeared in Qin Yanan's mind.

"Go and get me a medium-sized plastic bag." Zhu Juntang said with eyes closed comfortably.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm a female, don't you know? Do you want me to run naked?"

"Ah! I have baby diapers here, which seem to be easier to use than your plastic bag!" Qin Yanan had a sudden thought.

"Use it for me, I'm still a baby." Zhu Juntang twisted and said.

Qin Yanan went to get the single pack and disassembled it, it just happened to wrap the lamb's private parts, very useful.

Zhu Juntang was wearing diapers, so he hopped to find Liu Changan, and let him see if he looked like a baby now.

9Chapter 17 Sharpening the Knife

Qin Yanan is not a player who specializes in playing kitchen knives and collecting whetstones, but he also prepares whetstones ranging from 400 mesh to 10000 mesh.

"Mesh" represents the thickness of the whetstone. The 400-mesh whetstone is suitable for sharpening the edge and smoothing the gap, while the high-mesh whetstone is finer and can grind the knife to a mirror effect.

Liu Changan planned to cut the thin end of the pig's tail into small pieces of about one centimeter, and cut the thick end into thin slices.

This kind of treatment requires two knives, Liu Changan did not rely on his own strength to force it, and planned to make full use of the knives, which is also a kind of enjoyment.

Qin Yanan can always bring him various satisfactions. She is very good at cooking, and her kitchen knives are also very good. Of course... she is even better.

After Liu Chang'an finished beating the whetstone, and was about to test the knife for sharpening, Zhu Juntang arched open the kitchen door, and came to Liu Chang'an with a jump.

"Meh!"

Seeing that Liu Changan didn't even look at him, Zhu Juntang had to yell.

When Liu Changan turned his head, Zhu Juntang turned around and faced him with his butt wrapped in diapers.

Liu Changan sharpened the knife with great force, expressionless. The knife was not broken, and the whetstone was not cracked, which showed that he was emotionally stable.

"I'm a baby sheep, I want to drink grandma, and I'm going to sleep with Qin Yanan tonight." Zhu Juntang said delicately.

Sharpen your knife.

Keep sharpening.

"I'm a baby, do you admit it?" Zhu Juntang felt that he was cute and cute. Whether he was a fairy or a lamb, he was so lovable and everyone loved him.

Liu Changan put down the knife in his hand, wiped his hands, took a video of Zhu Juntang with his mobile phone, and then sent it to Su Mei, with a postscript: How about sending you a sheep to form an Antarctic Zoo?

"Are you posting the video to Moments? Everyone will like it, after all, the lamb wearing diapers will make people feel cuter than ever before." Zhu Juntang said with some expectation.

Liu Changan was about to make her look like a real sheep, when a request for a video at tens of degrees below zero was sent, and Liu Changan got through.

In the video, Su Mei looks like the third wife. In fact, after careful identification, it can be seen that the main difference between Su Mei's real appearance and the third wife is temperament, and the facial features are actually [-]% similar.

This point is similar to Liu Chang'an's habit. The difference between Liu Chang'an, Ye Chenyu and Liu Jianshe is also the difference in age, status and professional temperament. If you really only look at the facial features, you can see that they are similar.

Dressing with temperament, sometimes it will really make your close relatives and friends feel that you are a different person, so if you can't find a boyfriend or girlfriend, don't worry about denying yourself, start with dressing and grooming.

"Look at this sheep." Liu Changan changed the camera and asked Su Mei to look at Zhu Juntang.

Because Liu Changan was still pointing at himself with the camera on the back of the phone, Zhu Juntang was a little suspicious, but habitually held his head up, trying to show some pride.

But what does the proud look of a sheep look like?Most likely it was just squinting. To show his disdain, Zhu Juntang turned around and held his butt wrapped in diapers to the camera, and shook it a few times.

"This is Xiaotang?" Su Mei would send a video request in the form of the third wife, of course she knew what happened to the sheep in the video sent by Liu Changan.

"En." Liu Changan replied, Zhongqing knew, it meant that Su Mei also knew, but I didn't expect Su Mei to be very calm, her daughter had changed, she just didn't care about it, so Liu Changan stayed here to deal with it. The sky is topped by the sheep, hit by the sheep, and deformed by the anger of the sheep.

"Zhu Juntang!" Su Mei shouted.

Hearing his mother's voice, Zhu Juntang knew who Liu Changan had sent the message to, and his face turned pale with fright. He kicked and pulled on the ground, but he couldn't run. Instead, the sheep stumbled and hit the door. On, knocked a hole in the door panel.

Its sheep's head was stuck in the hole, and it kicked and kicked with all four hooves, and finally pulled itself out. Then, it heard the mother's cry again, and fell to the ground in palpitations, its limbs tensed, which triggered the sheep's stress symptoms again. Passed out stiffly.

Confirming that this scene was all seen by Su Mei, Liu Changan approached with his mobile phone and took a close-up shot of Zhu Juntang's whole body, especially staying on his diaper for ten seconds, then turned the camera around again, looking at In the video, Su Mei is adjusting her expression.

"This is your daughter, look at the good daughter you gave birth to." Liu Changan also said calmly.

"Actually... Becoming a sheep is also a kind of superpower. She has just realized that if she learns to be a sheep today, she may learn to fly a dragon in the sky tomorrow." Su Mei said pointingly, hoping that he would understand that this is her own daughter.

"It's fine if you only know how to become a sheep. Do you know that she has to be escorted by me every day so that she won't skip class. Even so, she still wants to skip class whenever she has a chance. She actually brought a smoke bomb when she went to class today! Do you think she will bring a bomb next time?" Liu Changan didn't communicate with Su Mei often, but whenever he had the opportunity, he would not complain in person to let her know how failed her education was.

Su Mei thought for a while and asked: "When I was here last year, she didn't seem to be so presumptuous?"

Liu Chang'an nodded, that's indeed the case. Last year's Zhu Juntang also skipped classes capriciously, but not as much as this year.

"It was only after I left that she learned how to become a sheep by your side?" Su Mei asked again.

Liu Changan became a little wary, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, since I handed her over to you, she has become less fond of studying and more fond of messing around. I followed your master's order to send her to the Nanshan Ranch, right? In the end, she was there After learning how to transform into a sheep, how do you deal with it?" Su Mei looked at Liu Chang'an calmly.

Liu Changan was at a loss for words for a moment, he shaved Zhu Juntang and threw it into the pot. It seemed that it was not easy to say this in front of Su Mei.

"It is said that you still beat her often. This is your method of education? You used to express all kinds of high opinions. During the period of the Republic of China, you wrote and published articles on new-style education. , as far as I know, you also have the education experience of Ye Sijin and Qin Peng, why do you only know how to beat children when you come to Zhu Juntang's place?"

Su Mei asked a series of rhetorical questions, her breath a little short, and she pressed her chest and stared at Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan did not speak.