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There is also the tone that I like when talking to Yan Qingcheng, which is obviously only used when talking to baa baa!
"Aren't you watching TV on the sofa?" Liu Jianshe said to the sheep. He could see clearly that the lamb was rubbing back and forth in Yan Huaye's arms just now.
Of course, he can't just say that you continue to rub your favorite NeiNei, he suspects that Zhu Juntang's lack of maternal love... or that he didn't receive breastfeeding when he was a child, so he has that special complex.
"What did it bark just now, it seems to be baa... ah... baa... a little strange." Yan Qingcheng touched her ears, anyway, this sheep has always been a magical feeling.
The lamb rushed over and squeezed between Liu Jianshe and Yan Qingcheng, raised its front hooves and looked around on the kitchen counter. Although it couldn't help with work now, it could still make trouble.
There must be no such kind of parental love and filial piety between the bad old man and Yan Qingcheng!
It turns out that not only Baifen is the god of hoeing, but also Yan Qingcheng!Zhu Juntang suddenly understood An Nuan a little bit. An Nuan's feeling of digging and digging at Bai Hui was probably the same as his feeling when he saw Yan Qingcheng rubbing against the bad old man!
"What are you going to do?" Professor Liu Jianshe frowned, which was simply a stark contrast.
Yan Qingcheng was at the side to help him. The sheep made a mess when it was squeezed into the middle, and the sheep's hooves were scratching randomly on the cutting board.
Huh?What kind of tender dish is this? I want to eat the vegetables you have worked so hard to chop, destroying the achievements of your father's kindness and daughter's filial piety!
The sheep jumped up and opened its mouth wide, and ate all the toon on the cutting board into its mouth in one bite, chewing it with big mouthfuls, let you... drink, bah, tui, ah!
The lamb fell straight from the chopping board, twitching all over, poisoned!It must be the bad old man and the little hoe god conspiring to kill Ben... This is a terrible thing, it must be poisonous... Poisonous...
The sheep's limbs tensed and twitched a few times, then fainted again.
Chapter 949 Hug Your Daughter
Liu Jianshe pulled out the cleaning robot from the wall and cleaned the broken toon buds all over the place.
The cleaning robot wandered around the ground for a while, and soon found the suspected pig, beef, mutton and poultry waste. It sucked and pulled towards the lamb, but couldn't handle it at all. It immediately turned on a red light and sounded an alarm, and took pictures of the lamb. Upload the photo to the customer service center for help and update the handler.
Liu Jianshe kicked the lamb to the corner of the kitchen, then turned off the cleaning robot, which was still not as reliable as a broom or a dustpan.
"Is it all right?" Yan Qingcheng said worriedly.
After all, this thing is Zhu Juntang's pet, so you can't deal with it casually, and add a mutton hot pot dish later, right?
But Professor Liu's attitude is really like buying a lot of vegetables during the holidays, and throwing them aside for disposal.
"Don't eat mutton hot pot today." After Yan Qingcheng finished speaking, she felt that this sentence seemed to be addressed to Liu Changan.
Only Liu Chang'an could really do such a thing, eating Zhu Juntang's pet.
When Yan Qingcheng was teaching Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang was rambling and talking about Liu Changan eating her two dogs.
Yan Qingcheng, a native of the countryside, does not have the problem of not eating dog meat and treating dogs as family members, but generally he does not eat dogs that are kept as pets at home, neither his own nor other people's.
I always feel that I know a dog is a pet dog of a friend's house, but I eat it myself, isn't it a bit wrong?
Liu Changan really has no taboos.
But now I am facing Professor Liu Jianshe... In my heart, it is still easy to regard Professor Liu Jianshe as Liu Changan. As expected, once doubts arise, the feeling will become more and more wrong, and the tune will be adjusted back?
"Don't eat it. Chinese toon and mutton are not suitable for eating together. It is easy to get angry and get sick, and the taste will be very strange." Liu Jianshe nodded.
"Why is it still dizzy? Do you want to treat it?" Yan Qingcheng was still very concerned about the sheep, and said while stroking the fat and tender leg.
"Many people don't eat Chinese toon because they are allergic. The same goes for sheep. Ewes who eat Chinese toon are prone to bleeding in the posterior cavity. If they are pregnant ewes, they will have a miscarriage." Professor Liu popularized unpopular knowledge.
"Oh... It's a good thing it spit it out after chewing it twice, it's a pity these Chinese toon. When it first came into the market a while ago, I saw that it sold for more than 100 yuan a catty in the supermarket, and it scared me." Yan Qing Orange stood up and said.
"There are still some toon here, you wash it again, I will take it out."
Professor Liu Jianshe still felt that there was something wrong with the sheep fainting in the corner, and it was always easy for him to think that it was an ingredient... He had to remind him all the time that this thing was his own and could not be eaten. It felt very wrong.
"Okay, let me help you light the charcoal fire again?"
"good."
Hearing Professor Liu blurt out "good", there is really no sense of disobedience. If Liu Changan said that he was "good", Yan Qingcheng felt that she would blush... Sure enough, getting along with Professor Liu is more pleasant.
Liu Jianshe took the sheep out under his arm, and passed by Qin Yanan and Yan Huaye, two women with completely different identities, ages and living environments, who were chatting speculatively.
The two women glanced at him with the sheep, smiled at each other, and then said that Qin Yanan and Professor Liu would go to visit Yan Huaye in the future. They could try the feeling of spending the night and living in the old farmhouse. The old farmhouse asked a carpenter to make a big bed. It's big and sturdy enough to withstand the toss of three people sleeping on it and swiping mosquitoes.
Liu Jianshe brought the sheep to Qin Yanan's bedroom and began to pat its cheeks.
After a while, the lamb opened his eyes dizzily, then stood up staggeringly, his limbs were still a little weak, and his hooves staggered to support himself. After shaking his body, he yelled: " Meh!"
Feeling the smell of toon in its mouth, it just opened its mouth to spit when Liu Jianshe held his mouth.
"I forgot to tell you. You passed out twice, and I called your mother on the phone. She agreed to send you to the South Pole." Liu Jianshe frightened the lamb.
"She's lost her mind, and she will agree with you to send me to the Antarctic." The lamb was a little wary, but more of a disbelief, "What good will it do her to train me to be an Antarctic?"
Liu Jianshe didn't bother to ask it why he sent it to the Antarctic, interpreting it as training it to be an Antarctic person, and just stared at it calmly.
"Okay... okay, I'm good." Xiao Yang didn't want to be an Antarctic person, and this bad old man could do anything.
"Then be a person."
"But such a cute lamb suddenly disappeared, and another super invincible and cute fairy came out. Such a strong visual impact will make them feel that something is wrong."
"Don't worry, it won't happen."
Liu Jianshe went out after speaking.
Xiao Yang turned around in Qin Yanan's bedroom, but still changed back to the appearance of the eldest lady, and found that his clothes were folded on the cabinet, and beside it was Qin Yanan's underwear storage box.
Qin Yanan's bedroom layout is ordinary and ordinary, and there is no special cloakroom for underwear. Zhu Juntang sighed, and took a set from the underwear storage box, which was only about the size of a [-]-inch suitcase, and took a look.
Only the male protagonist will play with the female protagonist's underwear lewdly. Zhu Juntang herself has countless beautiful underwear, of course she has no interest in playing, she is just curious.
Zhu Juntang took Qin Yanan's underwear and put it on his body, feeling empty, like a child wearing adult clothes, suddenly a little angry.
"Big! Big! Big!" Zhu Juntang yelled three times.
Nothing happened.
Zhu Juntang was very disappointed. Why can't he make a certain part of his body bigger when he can become a sheep?
Is partial transformation more difficult than whole body transformation?
Zhu Juntang recalled that Liu Changan once told her that she could find her mother to fulfill her wish, and she could become a nasty big naizi woman naturally and perfectly without surgery.
But Zhu Juntang has always been an independent and self-reliant woman who likes to rely on herself. She already has the ability to transform, but she still needs to ask her mother for help in this kind of matter, which is a bit embarrassing.
Why can men, even ordinary men, change without superpowers?
He bleats.
"Big!"
"big big big!"
"Super big!"
Zhu Juntang yelled several times, but ended in failure.
At this time, she thought of her stepfather's education, persistence, hard work, not afraid of failure... So Zhu Juntang yelled ten more times.
Forget it, sheep strength is sometimes poor.
Zhu Juntang put back on his own clothes, he was really thrifty, he would pick up and wear this kind of clothes that were casually thrown away at other people's homes, so that the old man would praise him later.
Today, there have been two acts of diligence and frugality, which means that even if the Zhu family goes bankrupt in the future, and she becomes a poor fairy with nothing, she will probably be able to adapt to a poor life, just like Dan Dan.
Of course, I have a super thigh. Although the bad old man is fierce and cruel, he still loves Baa Baa very much in his heart, and it is impossible to let Baa Baa live a miserable life.
Zhu Juntang walked from the bedroom to the hot spring room, then went up to the swimming pool on the roof, opened the one-way side door and went out from the hotel, and then took the special elevator in Qin Yanan's room to come back.
"Here we come." Seeing Zhu Juntang who was a man again, Qin Yanan smiled and introduced to Yan Huaye, "Zhu Juntang, I saw it in the video."
This was last Saturday, when Professor Liu made a video call to beg for the benefactor of the public welfare education fund. At that time, Yan Huaye was sitting next to him, but he had not spoken to Zhu Juntang.
"Ms. Yan, I have been admiring you for a long time." Zhu Juntang greeted Yan Huaye, and then glanced at the kitchen, "I'm here to look for my sheep, have you seen my sheep?"
"It seems to be in the kitchen." Yan Huaye also turned her head to look at the kitchen, then smiled again, "That sheep is quite cute."
"It's also delicious when made into hot pot." Qin Yanan teased.
Zhu Juntang was extremely angry, "Qin Yanan, you provoke me!"
"I want to eat mutton hot pot, why is it just provoking you?"
"Just wait, wait for your Liu Yu to come out!" Zhu Juntang snorted, she didn't have time to talk to Qin Yanan, and hurried to the kitchen.
She is also a person who is in danger of a small hoe now, so beware of Yan Qingcheng wielding a small hoe at the speed of light when she is not around.
From the recent conversation with Bai Hui, it can be seen that Bai Hui thinks that Yan Qingcheng is also a hoe god... It seems that Bai Hui's intuition is still very accurate, but he didn't expect that what Yan Qingcheng dug was not the piece that Bai Hui was already digging. , but to change the angle to dig the place of Zhu Juntang!
No, Zhu Juntang thought about it carefully and was shocked!
Yan Qingcheng is digging with one hoe and double digging, she is not only grabbing the spot that Bai Hui is digging, but also digging the spot where Zhu Juntang is!
Zhu Juntang didn't think so before, but now that Yan Qingcheng has begun to suspect that Liu Chang'an and Liu Jianshe are the same person, she wants to grab both of them now, and wants both.
Which girl can resist having a boyfriend and a stepfather at the same time?Otherwise, they wouldn't always call their boyfriend daddy.
This is the truth, Zhu Juntang had no time to admire his wit, and pushed open the kitchen door, fortunately, he didn't see Yan Qingcheng leaning against Liu Jianshe's arms, calling "Dad" coquettishly while rubbing his face.
"Meh!"
Seeing that no one noticed that he had come in, Zhu Juntang had no choice but to yell.
"Miss is here. I'm just cooking. Do you want to eat here later?" Yan Qingcheng said with a smile, "I tasted your handicrafts at Nanshan Ranch, and you can try my handicrafts later... this Toon shrimp pasta, Professor Liu will instruct me to make it."
"Is there any tea? I want to drink some fresh green tea. This is the season for picking tea." Zhu Juntang reminded Yan Qingcheng to pay attention to her tea language.
"Did you know that you can pick tea in this season?" Liu Jianshe was a little surprised. Zhu Juntang basically couldn't remember the fruits in season, because she could eat whatever fruits she wanted, and tea was even more common. People drink it anytime of the year.
"My family has a tea garden in Lin'an. It is said that it belonged to my family before liberation, and now it is returned to my mother. My mother often picks tea and makes tea by herself, but she does very little. She drinks it by herself and it is gone." Mr. Zhu Tang clapped his hands and said, while paying attention to whether Yan Qingcheng understood his hint.
Professor Liu Jianshe was stunned for a moment, Ye Chenyu used to live with Su Mei in the tea garden of Lin'an, leaving a lot of singing and romance.
Probably also on one of those nights, some special cells that will be named Zhu Juntang in the future were born, and I don’t know how many years later, they came to him with a cry of "baa baa".
Hey, thinking about these things, I sighed a little, and felt a little lost emotionally, so looking at this sheep, there is always nothing I can do about her.
"Come here." Professor Liu Jianshe frowned and said to Zhu Juntang.
"What are you doing?" Zhu Juntang swaggered over, even if he wanted to fight again, Ben Baa was not afraid.
Professor Liu Jianshe hugged Baozhu Juntang, and then pushed her out of the kitchen.
Zhu Juntang was puzzled, this seemed to be the first time that the old man took the initiative to embrace himself like this, did he finally plan to give up the position of the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect?
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Zhu Juntang pushed the kitchen door and it was locked, obviously not welcoming the chef to point out their crude skills.
She bent down again and took a look through the door hole that was smashed by the sheep. Yan Qingcheng was standing at the other end of the kitchen counter, four or five meters away from the bad old man. Zhu Juntang felt relieved and said loudly: "I Will come and see anytime.”
After issuing the warning, Zhu Juntang began to think carefully.
Liu Changan is a man of firm will, even slightly stronger than Zhu Juntang, and he will not distort his personality to the point of becoming abnormal just because he changed his identity, so the embrace of Zhu Juntang just now should not be because he was suddenly conquered by the fairy's peerless charm and wanted to blaspheme her.
Combined with her outstanding performance today, it is likely that Zhu Juntang's ability has been recognized, and he is going to pass on the position of master of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu to her, and recognize her as orthodox, and general statistics like Yan Qingcheng Outside stepdaughter distinguishes.
It's very possible, thinking about it, Zhu Juntang became proud and happy, walked into the living room and looked at Qin Yanan without even looking at him.
"After dinner today, go to my place to play, let me be the master of the sect... oh no, the friendship of the landlord. Her place is too small, there is nothing interesting, and there are only two rooms for sleeping. "Zhu Juntang warmly invited Yan Huaye.
"Zhu Juntang, I didn't offend you, did I? You just invite people when you invite them, and you still look disgusted at my appearance here. You are not allowed to serve after dinner." Qin Yanan was chatting happily with Yan Huaye, when Zhu Juntang suddenly ran over Blending was very unsatisfactory.
"You don't allow me to serve the table, be careful that one day I will come and eat all the flowers and plants you raise, and eat all the leaves and bamboos around you, so that you can't see a little green on the entire mountain top!" Zhu Juntang threatened.
ah?Yan Huaye gradually felt that this benefactor seemed a little abnormal, how could he threaten others like this?
"You still eat bamboo, do you think you are a panda? Try it!"
"I could bring my whole zoo!"
"You can't come up. It is forbidden to bring alien species in Lushan Mountain. None of your animals are local."
"Really? Why don't I know!"
"What else do you know besides bleating?"
"You waited for your Liu Yu to come out!" Zhu Juntang found that Qin Yanan's teeth were sharp, so he had to threaten Liu Yu again.
Qin Yanan didn't bother to talk to her, so he would use this trick. Maybe when Liu Yiyi came out, you would be sent to Antarctica to become an Antarctic person... With Zhu Juntang's recent arrogant behavior, it is really possible.
Finding that Qin Yanan didn't dare to reply, Zhu Juntang judged that he had won the quarrel, so he proudly returned to the original topic and continued to invite Yan Huaye, "How is it? I'll take you back by helicopter tomorrow."
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