I'm really immortal

Zhou Shuling regretted it a bit, the heat would explode after eating one baby squid, so how many did I eat?

"Mom, you've eaten eight. You'll have eight rings of meat on your waist, right!" As a first-grade child, the witty and brave Zhou Dongdong accurately calculated the number of rings on Zhou Shuling's waist.

"How could I eat eight!" Zhou Shuling's cheeks were hot, she grabbed Zhou Dongdong and carried her upstairs, "You still eat, you know how to eat all day long!"

"I...I still want to eat! You have grown so many rings of flesh, and you will be stronger when you fight with Brother Chang'an at night..."

Hearing her nonsense, Zhou Shuling hurriedly covered her mouth, beat the child, and hurried upstairs.

Zhou Dongdong felt aggrieved, why would other children get praise and praise for helping the adults calculate the correct number, while he would only get beaten?

"Fight?" Qin Yanan turned his head and looked suspiciously at the two people who were sitting together as if watching a play with relish. When children talk about parents fighting, it's often that kind of thing, right?

"Hehe, children sometimes see their parents making villains, and they often think it's a fight." Liu Changan was afraid that his sister would not know, so he popularized the knowledge points.

"what?"

"Dongdong heard about it from Song Taozi, another brave and witty kid. Dongdong also hoped that her brother Chang'an would fight with her mother, but not really." Shangguan Dandan explained implicitly.

The conflict between the daughters-in-law is conducive to consolidating the authority and central position of the Queen Mother, but it must be done in moderation, and they should not be allowed to develop into a state of "hulu million will be spared, and revenge is as close as a thousand miles away".

The moth's brain is not good, and it will only deepen the contradiction. The Queen Mother must worry about explaining those misunderstandings clearly.

That's good, Qin Yanan breathed a sigh of relief, there was a real "fight", Zhou Shuling had the advantage of the location, so could it be possible to declare that she is the main palace, and the one on the top of the mountain is completely an outside room?

This little daughter-in-law is really a formidable enemy, as expected, she still needs a child, Qin Yanan is very sure, if Zhou Shuling doesn't have the bonus item of Zhou Dongdong, she will be at the level of a passerby.

Wasn't it because of Zhu Juntang that Su Mei was able to live on?Otherwise, in Antarctica, my brother wouldn't remember her. After all, men always like warmth. If Qin Yanan's heart tells him what temperature is, then the coldness of Antarctica will freeze all redundant feelings and thoughts.

The child's help is really great, Zhu Juntang's repeated death, it is infinitely losing points, so that the fetters on Su Mei's side have not been completely cleared, Qin Yanan caressed his lower abdomen, secretly looked at Shangguan Dandan, taking advantage of He made a meritorious deed again today, and I'll ask Tandan for some advice later.

Chapter 953 A Tree of Pear Blossoms

Qin Yanan sat down with her waist pressed, even though she was pregnant, her demeanor was still elegant and charming.

He took off his coat and sat down, immediately raising the average visible bust in the living room by several levels.

She doesn't come to her brother's house many times, but except for the electric heating table, she basically buys other electrical appliances... Hey, the TV seems to be a little different, it may be that Dandan cutie took one away, and my brother bought a new one return.

Her cell phone rang, and Qin Yanan picked it up, and immediately Zhu Juntang's angry voice came: "How long will it take you to come back, I'm going to sleep!"

"You sleep yours, it's annoying, and it's not a baby."

"I became a baby sheep today, so now I still have some baby sequelae, and I need the warmth of Big NeiNei to sleep."

"You let Zhongqing sleep with you." After speaking, Qin Yanan hung up the phone.

After listening to the general idea, Liu Chang'an forced a smile to show that he didn't have any extra emotions.

"You said that since Zhu Juntang has learned to transform, would she want to try to make herself bigger?" Qin Yanan asked curiously, pointing to his chest.

Zhu Juntang always claims that she is the most beautiful and lovely girl in the world, perfect, but in fact she has a very strong obsession with breasts.

"She must have tried, but it just didn't work." Liu Changan said suspiciously. Zhu Juntang only likes to make her wish come true or order others to realize her wish. For things that require her own efforts, even if it is a very strong wish, And rarely acted upon.

For example, when trying to control explosive power, she feels that she has tried her best after ten times. The effort to make her breasts bigger is probably just shouting "big big" and the like, and she will give up if she doesn't succeed immediately.

Obviously no blood relationship, but some strange inheritance, Liu Changan took a look at Shangguan Dandan, the representative of the best-effort faction.

Shangguan Dandan was staring at her vending machine, it was the core of the canteen, it was repaired just now, Shangguan Dandan didn't dare to unplug it for the time being, so she carried it downstairs.

She decided not to unplug it today, and let it stay in Liu Changan's living room, but Shangguan Dandan was not at ease with Liu Changan, a mischievous child, so she had to sit next to the electric heating table to sleep at night, keeping watch on the automatic switch all the time. Vending machines will do.

Sensing Liu Changan looking at him, Shangguan Dandan didn't quite understand his eyes, but he still stretched out his hand to hold Ouyou in his arms and patted it around as a warning.

"Xiaotang is still very young, so don't be too strict with her." Shangguan Dandan was still very satisfied and liked Zhu Juntang, "I will teach her and Dongdong the invisibility technique tomorrow."

"Invisibility?" Qin Yanan didn't doubt whether Shangguan Dandan knew the invisibility at all, but was a little surprised. At the same time, he felt that Zhu Juntang learned the invisibility, and then everyone would understand the profound meaning of the idiom "chicken and dog restlessness".

Liu Changan waved his hand, signaling to Qin Yanan not to pay attention to this issue, he had already thought of the picture of Shangguan Dandan taking Zhu Juntang and Zhou Dongdong with a mulberry leaf on their faces.

At this time, Zhou Dongdong, who was only wearing a set of thermal underwear, came down from upstairs, grabbed a grilled squid baby and stuffed it into his mouth.

"I... I only ate a little bit, and my mother took me away. I will definitely be too hungry to sleep at night, and I must eat a few more." Zhou Dongdong was a little cold, and crawled into Liu Changan's arms to sit. He said while eating.

"You can eat, anyway, no matter how much you eat, you will still have a circle of flesh around your waist." Liu Changan pulled the edge of the warm blanket to cover her body.

"Why? My mother can grow eight rings of flesh, and I want to grow more!" Zhou Dongdong said unconvinced.

"Because skinny people grow flesh, they grow in circles and gradually become a spherical shape. You have reached the limit and become a complete spherical shape, and the shape is fixed." Liu Changan explained.

Zhou Dongdong turned his head and looked at him. He didn't understand, but he didn't care too much. After all, growing eight rings of meat was not as important as eating a lot of barbecued squid.

It's just that Zhou Dongdong just ate four, Zhou Shuling also rushed down, and drove Zhou Dongdong to sleep with a bamboo stick.

"Why is this baby squid so small? Is it short of weight?" Zhou Shuling shrewdly discovered the problem, and ate that very small squid. , so it’s okay to eat it.

"If you want to eat, feel free to eat, don't worry about growing meat." Liu Changan looked funny, got up and took some squid baby in a small bowl and handed it to Zhou Shuling, "Take it up and eat, lest the two of you miss eating And then can't sleep."

"I don't have it!" Zhou Shuling tugged on the hem of her thermal clothes, and looked at Qin Yanan a little embarrassedly, and found that this rare visitor who didn't often appear at home showed some mocking and teasing expressions, so she took it over and explained. : "I... I will take it up, mainly because Zhou Dongdong is not full, and she will wake up hungry."

"Go, go." Liu Changan patted her soft shoulder, Zhou Shuling felt a little soft all over, and it felt very good.

Seeing Zhou Shuling go out again, Qin Yanan said with some emotion: "Zhou Shuling's figure is really good, after a winter, there is no fat on her waist, the weather is warmer, and she can wear beautiful clothes directly. "

Girls often don't mind growing some flesh on their bodies in winter. They only worry about it when the weather gets warmer, and try to find ways to lose weight.

"Ya Ya's figure is also very good, let's sleep here tonight." Shangguan Dandan finished speaking and wanted to chant a poem: "Shu brocade lichen is...not long...cricket gray wolf golden thread..."

She couldn't finish reading because Liu Chang'an covered her mouth just after she read the words "Shu Brocade Lichen".

Shangguan Dandan recited poems in front of Liu Changan, and it was similar to use an idiom "Liu Men read poems". When Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth, Liu Changan knew that what she missed was Liu Yong's "Butterfly Love Flower Phoenix" Qiwu".

Shu brocade lichens and silk barriers, curved corridors, looking for leisurely visits in quiet nights.Jade masonry carvings are on the crescent moon.Zhu Fei looked at each other half-hidden.Rotate the warm smoker to warm the bucket tent.Yushu Qiongzhi, meandering and snuggling next to each other.The mandarin duck embroidery was turned into a red wave.

The front part of this poem is okay, but "Mandarin Duck Embroidered with Red Waves" can be said to be very obvious.

Shangguan Dandan stayed in Qin Yanan, who else could be popular with her here?Of course, Liu Chang'an couldn't let her talk nonsense, which made the atmosphere very embarrassing.

"What are you doing? Bullying Dandan!" Qin Yanan didn't know why, after all, he was not Shangguan Dandan's baby like Liu Changan, without that kind of tacit understanding and tacit understanding, how could he guess the following words from the four words Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth ?

Liu Chang'an embraced Shangguan Dandan, covered half of his face, Shangguan Dandan's face was small, only his eyes were moving.

She didn't resist either, and finished reading the poem vaguely. She picked up the thermos and wanted to drink water, but her mouth was covered and almost fell into his hands, so she had to give up drinking water and took the water. Touching the thermos pot means that the moth is not filial.

"Go back and sleep with Zhu Juntang first, lest Zhu Juntang will have an excuse tomorrow that he didn't sleep well or not go to school." Liu Changan said to Qin Yanan.

"I'll be with Tandan tonight!" Qin Yanan still has something else to do, Zhu Juntang's big baby doesn't need to worry about it, the little baby in her stomach needs help to grow up.

"Stop reading poems!" Liu Chang'an warned Shangguan Dandan carefully, and then slowly let go of her mouth.

He took a look at the palm of his hand, and sure enough, she had gritted his teeth again and it was still stained with saliva. Liu Changan didn't dislike it very much, so he didn't care after he wiped his hand.

"Why don't you allow Tandan to read poetry?" Qin Yanan still stood by the queen mother to help speak.

"She recites poems, usually to make trouble, to ridicule, to make fun of others, and she never uses them seriously." Liu Changan shook his head.

"Isn't this normal? The ancients often wrote poems for these purposes. For example, the famous sentence that a pear blossom presses a crabapple, isn't it Su Shi's joke on others? Eighteen brides, eighty-year-old, pale hair and red makeup. A pair of nights, a tree of pear blossoms pressing down on crabapples." Qin Yanan read with a reddish cheek, and if he wanted to talk about coquettishness, he had to be these educated people.

As long as most cultural people are not going to govern the country and give advice on the people's livelihood, it is quite interesting.

"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed three times, then drank water.

Liu Changan gave Shangguan a dandan look. He knew she was smiling so because he tried to prevent her from saying "Mandarin ducks embroidered into red waves", but Qin Yanan still read "Mandarin ducks embroidered into double nights", almost the same.

"Okay, then I'll clean up the guest room." Liu Changan got up, and he was about to go to bed.

"No need, I'll accompany Dandan tonight... Tandan, how about I sleep with you?" Qin Yanan sat in Liu Changan's seat and said, holding Shangguan Dandan's arm.

"I'm going to sit here tonight and look at my canteen. It's good if you accompany me." Shangguan nodded solemnly. In the past, when there were any large-scale events in the harem that required the Queen Mother to sit in charge, they were always accompanied by concubines.

Chapter 954 Induction

After Liu Chang'an went to wash up, he saw that Qin Yanan was still sitting on the sofa with Shangguan Dandan, talking about precautions during pregnancy, but he didn't intervene.

He thought about it, and went to clean up the guest room. If Qin Yanan didn't have the energy and perseverance to accompany Shangguan Dandan to stare at the vending machine, he could go to sleep and rest.

Hey, I always unconsciously think that Qin Yanan needs more attention, and he who is played by women accepts from the bottom of his heart that she is a pregnant woman who should be taken care of as it should be.

"Remember to turn off the TV before going to bed." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan. Apart from not turning off the heating table, Shangguan Dandan often watched the TV. People didn't know where they were, and the TV was still on. with.

"I want to watch it all night." Shangguan Dandan's main task tonight is to guard the vending machines, but he can't keep staring, he has to watch TV to pass the time.

After a while, maybe he will play with his small TV called a computer, teach Qin Yanan how to play games, and then post a circle of friends to let other daughters-in-law know that the queen mother not only needs someone to play cards, but also needs someone to accompany her to play games all night.

"Look." Liu Changan waved his hand, glanced at his sister again, and went back to his room to sleep.

Qin Yanan picked up the jacket and put it on again. After midnight, the temperature dropped, and it was easier to catch a cold when sitting next to the electric heating table. Pregnant women must always be careful not to catch a cold or have a fever.

Medication can easily affect the healthy development of the fetus, so you have to bear it hard... Although the gestational sac in her stomach is a critical period, a little problem may turn into a big problem after a long pregnancy, which is more serious than ordinary fetuses. more serious.

It's not because my brother went to sleep, and I don't need to show my figure anymore.

"Dan Dan, can he hear us when he's sleeping?" Qin Yanan asked in a low voice.

Shangguan Dandan thought for a while, took Zhou Dongdong's eraser and threw it towards the bedroom door.

Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan looked at the door together.

The door opened, and Liu Changan poked his head out suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

"He hasn't fallen asleep yet, when he falls asleep, we'll talk in private." Shangguan Dandan said with a frown, sometimes the children at home are like this, lying in bed would rather listen to the sound of the TV than sleep.

Zhou Dongdong upstairs and Liu Changan downstairs were all like this, which made the two parents, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling, very worried.

Liu Changan picked up the eraser and threw it at Shangguan Dandan, who was tied up by a hair of Shangguan Dandan's hair. Liu Changan didn't have to hit her and closed the door forcefully.

Qin Yanan was a little envious of Shangguan Dandan's ability. If he had such hair, he would definitely use it...to make his hair more beautiful. As for tying up his brother so that he can't move so that it's convenient for Qin Yanan to support himself, he just thought about it casually, and it wouldn't be true. So much.

Which elegant and reserved woman can do such a thing, only Su Mei would die like this.

Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan watched TV for a while, then went to actually operate the vending machine.

Qin Yanan first filled the vending machine with Shangguan Dandan's candies, and then scanned the QR code to buy them all, and then put the candies pushed out of the vending machine back, and then reminded Shangguan Dandan to watch the payment bound to the vending machine account.

"I have made money." Shangguan looked at the newly added balance on the account happily. The queen mother is really capable, and she really made money.

In time, not only will they be able to make back their money, but they will also be able to compete with the income of the rice noodle shop. Presumably, the Empress Dowager's family status will flourish, and she will once again become an important person in control of the harem's finances.

"Ya Ya is really a good helper." Shangguan Dandan waved contentedly, and asked Qin Yanan to come over and touch her head, "Liu Chang'an has fallen asleep, what do you want to say?"

"Dan Dan, I remember...you were there when I first found out that I had a gestational sac in my stomach." Qin Yanan recalled the important moment in his life, and he still remembers the complicated feelings at that time.

"A mother is more valuable than a child, there is no doubt about it, your position is solid." Shangguan Dandan nodded, "Even Liu Changan thinks the same way, don't look at his mouth beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep... ...continuously, but my heart is still full of expectations, and I attach great importance to it.”

"Really?" Qin Yanan was also delighted, shaking her mother-in-law's arm.

Even though she thought so herself, it still felt wonderful to get other people's testimony, especially Shangguan Dandan's own testimony.

"Don't worry. Our family is different from those ordinary families. We really have the throne to inherit, as well as the position of the head of the Fenglei Sword Gate of Kyushu. Don't think that this kind of thing is not popular in this era, but wait If the ugly country is divided, it is okay for us to build a country for fun.”

As the empress dowager, Shangguan Dandan still likes to care about current affairs, as long as she doesn't have her favorite mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ethics dramas, fairy idol dramas, zombie movies and TV series, funny variety shows, etc., or watching cartoons like Animal World with Zhou Dongdong Yes, she will read the international news or something.

On the other side of the ocean, I have heard of it in countries that belonged to the Xiongnu in the Han Dynasty.

"Don't argue with Xiaotang, what's the matter, she likes the position of the master of Fengleijianmen in Nine Provinces, so let her go, she can't want everything, the rest is for you. "Shangguan Dandan said bitterly.

It is also necessary to keep the huge family and the intricate relationship between relatives harmonious and free from disputes. Although it is a bit tiring, the Queen Mother is willing to work hard, so let's do our best.

"Do you know the relationship between Zhu Juntang and my brother?" Qin Yanan tried to lower his voice and said, "I thought my brother would not tell you about this, and it is impossible for you to communicate with Su Mei."

"Look at how careful you are, are you afraid that Xiaotang will take away my favor?" Shangguan scratched Qin Yanan's nose lightly.

Qin Yanan blushed a little, but she could tell that Shangguan Dandan didn't mind... That's right, the real master of the harem, the queen mother!What are the thoughts of women that she hasn't seen?

"You don't need him to tell you. I didn't pay attention at first, but as Xiaotang himself awakened, I found out. Xiaotang will turn into a sheep now, and sooner or later she will turn into a dragon." Shangguan Dandan said confidently Said.

Even if the transformed dragon may not be so correct, it may be a little strange, and even open its mouth to bleat, and become a bleating dragon, it is still a dragon!

"I hope that Yulin will also turn into a dragon." Zhu Juntang's series of "excellent" performances today really made Qin Yanan feel a little bit in danger.

Don't look at Zhu Juntang wagging his tail at Liu Chang'an in diapers again today, smashing the kitchen door, and ruining the chopped Chinese toon. In the end, against the backdrop of Yan Qingcheng, she looks like a sheep child, but in fact she is being favored !

Very much favored!

It can be said that as long as Zhu Juntang doesn't commit suicide, she will rule the sky and the earth, and her brother can make up for her.

After all, as long as a person behaves hopelessly for a long time, once she improves by a centimeter one day, people will be surprised.

For Zhu Juntang who has been zero for a long time, if she improves by one point, my brother will point to her one-point test paper with tears of joy and post a circle of friends: Look, my family has improved!

She will turn into a sheep, and she can suddenly burst out with great strength. At that time, my brother tried his best to show disapproval when he mentioned it, but the old father's showing off still couldn't be hidden.

"What do you want me to do?" Hearing the string song, Shangguan Dandan looked at his vending machine. In the future, the operation of the canteen and the maintenance of the equipment will still need the support of his daughter-in-law. Of course, Shangguan Dandan Will reciprocate.