I'm really immortal

"Stand up!" Su Mei said angrily.

She was very happy that Zhu Juntang had learned to transform into a sheep, but she didn't want to see her really become a sheep, not only bleating, but also learned to expose her belly for others to touch!

The lamb quickly raised its two forelimbs and supported its body with its two hind limbs, but it couldn't stand still, so it had to walk around in circles to maintain its balance.

"You..." Su Mei just wanted to send her to the Nanshan Ranch again. Seeing her like this, she must be able to mix well among the sheep, and maybe even be the leader.

Seeing Su Mei's body shaking, Zhong Qing hurriedly supported Su Mei, and softly comforted her, "Should I call Liu Chang'an here?"

"I'll invite him." Su Mei waved her hand, and went to the side to make a video call to Liu Changan.

Standing behind Su Mei, Zhongqing looked at the third wife who seemed to be a little thinner, feeling a little distressed, and found that her attitude towards Liu Chang'an had changed slightly from before when she came back from Antarctica.

That's for sure, Zhongqing doesn't know everything, but he also knows that the third wife has been taken over by Liu Changan.

When the phone was connected, Su Mei pointed the camera at the sheep walking around on its hind legs.

"Are you going to clean her up?" Liu Changan looked at the phone screen calmly, "Don't do anything yet, I'll get up right away."

"Yeah." Su Mei didn't say much, and hung up the phone with the same calm expression... She just looked back at Xiao Yang, no wonder so many women throughout the ages have to give birth to a child if they die or live, it turns out that it is really possible Hitch the man.

It's a bit early to talk about tethering, but at least he can be drawn closer to him a little bit.

Chapter 989 Arrogant

In fact, Liu Changan just fell asleep not long ago.

After taking Zhou Shuling's photos last night, Liu Chang'an was going to retouch the photos while he was in the mood. Zhou Shuling yawned and insisted on seeing how he retouched the photos, surgically making her more beautiful on the computer.

Liu Changan threatened her to become Zhu Bajie because she was watching from the side, and Zhou Shuling went upstairs to sleep aggrieved, but she sang "The Little Girl Touching Mushrooms" in a low voice when she went out, obviously in a good mood.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Changan pressed his hands outside the quilt, then turned his head to look at Zhou Dongdong who was gnawing on a carrot.

Watching Liu Chang'an finish the phone call, Zhou Dongdong stuffed a carrot into Liu Chang'an's mouth. Brother Chang'an saw that he didn't speak, he must want to eat Zhou Dongdong's carrot and he was too embarrassed to ask her.

"I don't eat it. Are you a rabbit? You eat carrots here early in the morning... Oh, no, rabbits don't like carrots, they only eat carrot leaves."

For Zhou Dongdong sitting on his bed and eating early in the morning, Liu Changan had already become accustomed to it. She didn't take a bottle of milk and put the straw into his mouth to express the milk.

"Rabbits are good friends of human beings. You can't eat rabbits." Zhou Dongdong couldn't eat rabbits, so he had to eat carrots. While gnawing, he looked at his socks with the pattern of little rabbits, his toes moved back and forth, separated and closed again .

Where can I eat spicy rabbit head and rabbit legs, shredded rabbits, and rabbit kidneys?

"What are you doing up so early?" Liu Changan didn't directly talk about the deliciousness of rabbits. After all, it is immoral to say that a good friend is delicious in front of others. There are many ways to eat it.

The most important thing is that when he started talking, his own appetite would also increase greatly, and Zhou Dongdong next to him must have drool all over his quilt.

"Mom hasn't woken up yet. I'm hungry, so I'm here to find something delicious. And... oh... and Elder Sister Dandan told me to remember to take my mobile phone to her vending machine to buy snacks every day."

In fact, Zhou Dongdong still wanted to go to the canteen, because the grandparents in the whole community said that the vending machines sold by Tandan sister were very expensive. Zhou Dongdong was a child whose pocket money had never exceeded five yuan, so he could only buy Inexpensive snacks.

Liu Changan didn't bother to care about these little tricks of the queen mother, anyway, she was thinking about all kinds of routines all day long, routines for children, routines for the elderly, regardless of gender, old or young, her moral level is worrying.

Liu Changan didn't linger on the bed, got up and put on his clothes, saw Zhou Dongdong bouncing up and down on the bed, put down the carrot and wanted to play the game of being rolled into maggots, thought for a while, and decided to take Zhou Dongdong to find him. Su Mei.

When she walked out the door, she saw Shangguan Dandan moved a low stool and put it on the stairs. She was standing on it with a thermos on her back, and waved when she saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked as he walked to the stairs in front of her.

Shangguan Dandan leaned over, Liu Changan couldn't help but took a step back, Shangguan Dandan pulled him over with one hand, rubbed his face with him, jumped off the low stool, and touched Zhou Dongdong's cheek, and then He walked out of the community without looking back.

"You want to run away from home?" Liu Changan happily asked.

"I'm going to find a job." Shangguan stopped angrily, she was going to find a job, such an important and ceremonial matter, he actually understood that she was going to run away from home?

"Then you go to the rice noodle shop to help and pay you." Liu Changan is willing to find something for her to do, and the rice noodle shop is in Baolong Center, and Zhou Shuling is there. take care of.

"Am I a person who does all kinds of jobs? I have to do a better job." The queen mother worked diligently to take care of the family, and only did some work to take care of the family at home. It was impossible to go outside to serve tea and water to others.

"Don't forget, you only got 500 yuan from Zhu Juntang through the back door when you sent a leaflet, and An Nuan sent out your leaflets for you." Liu Changan reminded her to recognize herself.

"So, this is the inevitability of history. I don't need to think about whether it will happen or not, let alone the process." After Shangguan Tandan finished speaking, he left confidently, not wanting to talk to him too much, so as not to hurt the Queen Mother's mood and feelings. momentum.

Hearing this, Liu Chang'an could only sigh with emotion, he deserved to be a raccoon dog on the same level as Zhu Juntang.

"Zhou Dongdong, do you think she can find a job?"

"I can't find it! Sister Dandan can only boil water, she doesn't do anything else." Zhou Dongdong has already found out, "I want to pick up garbage with her, so I can buy a garbage truck earlier."

From the analysis of Zhou Dongdong's expression, she probably mentioned this matter to Shangguan Dandan, and was ruthlessly rejected by the Queen Mother.

Sure enough, they are remnants of feudalism who have not been transformed by the concept of socialist labor. Do you know how to learn from Shi Chuanxiang?

Speaking of Shi Chuanxiang, a manure digger who became a national model worker, Liu Changan remembered the "dung tyrants", "water tyrants", "car tyrants" and "chicken tyrants" that old BJs used to see before the founding of New China.

"Chicken bully" is the old bustard, not anything else, hereby explain.

At that time, there was no chemical fertilizer, or it was impossible to produce chemical fertilizer. The manure has always been the main source of fertilizer for cultivated land, and it can be used as dye after drying, which is very profitable.

In the age of disorder and darkness, there are black and evil forces competing for profits. In order to compete for more dung, it is common for people to kill people and throw them in the dung pit to occupy land. Human life is not even as valuable as dung.

Because dung can be sold for money, many people have nothing to eat, and are so hungry that there is no dung in their stomachs, which is worthless in the eyes of dung bullies.

Liu Changan remembers that the biggest dung bully at that time was Yu Shunde, who monopolized the 36 dung roads in the old BJ and bought more than 100 properties. What is the concept? He was executed by shooting in 1951.

He was still soft-hearted, yesterday when he met that old man trying to exploit the poor laborer Zhou Dongdong, Liu Changan let him go, and let the old man go without even crushing his bones.

"Let's go." Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong's hand and walked forward. He knew better than anyone in this era that those years had no value worth enviing or even looking back.

I arrived at Baolong Center not too fast or too slowly. Today, there is an obvious phenomenon of martial law in the surrounding area. This unofficial warning measure did not stop passers-by. People's Internet celebrities and so on are not as good.

Some of them were tall and strong, wearing Kongwu's powerful black suits, their eyes followed Liu Changan, and Zhu Juntang's bread man was also controlling the field, but they turned a blind eye to Liu Changan, as if he was blown by a gust of wind.

"I'm watching her, so I won't come down to meet you."

As soon as he arrived downstairs, Liu Changan received a text message from Su Mei, who was very polite.

How good is it always like this?Sure enough, after a woman wants to use her dragon claws on her, she will be submissive after seeing how powerful you are, knowing that you can transform into a dragon, and can take her to the sky or send her under the ice cap.

Zhongqing was waiting at the elevator entrance, the smile on his face was a bit reserved and professional, but he still smiled when he heard Zhou Dongdong call "Sister", but fortunately, the makeup was delicate and exquisite, so that he would not be caught by Liu Changan. Joking about "shaking fans" again.

"We haven't had breakfast yet, let's get something to eat." Coming upstairs, Liu Changan said to Zhongqing.

"Okay, I'll let the kitchen prepare it." Zhongqing responded quickly.

Liu Changan continued to walk forward holding Zhou Dongdong's hand, and soon saw Su Mei and Zhu Juntang who had turned into a sheep and was tied to a white marble statue.

If he usually saw Zhu Juntang like this, Liu Chang'an would already be out of breath, but what is very strange is that Su Mei is also watching here, he is actually more peaceful and peaceful, looking at the sheep and the mother sheep in his spare time.

"Long time no see." There was a faint softness on Su Mei's cheeks. When he was in Antarctica, he also carefully served him for a few days, but now seeing each other again strangely gave off a shy feeling of being newly married and parting.

"Well. Let me introduce you formally. You should have met her. Her name is Zhou Dongdong. She is a witty and brave child." Liu Changan pointed at Zhou Dongdong and said.

"I'm witty..." Zhou Dongdong just said, he turned his head and glanced at Brother Chang'an strangely, usually he would say "Her name is Zhou Dongdong, she is a stupid child", and then Zhou Dongdong corrected him , I am a witty and brave child.

Of course Su Mei had seen her before and knew her name was Zhou Dongdong, but she was brave and witty but didn't realize it.

I remember that it happened last year, Qin Yanan made an appointment with Su Mei who was Su Nanxiu at that time, and met under the plane tree in front of Liu Changan's house.

At that time, before Su Mei saw Qin Yanan, she saw the child first, holding a plastic yellow chicken whose mouth looked like a ham sausage, looked at Su Mei in a daze, and then yelled, "The villain is here!" "And ran away.

Seeing Su Mei looking at him, Zhou Dongdong pressed close to Liu Changan, pulled his trouser legs, rubbed his cheek against his thigh, and then hid a little behind.

"Last year when I was admitted to university, there was wine at home, and this sister came to give red envelopes. You threw the small bench into the big stove, picked up a lot of firecrackers, and burned some of your hair when you lit the fire." Liu Changan reminded, Children are often unable to actively recall what happened on a certain day, and they need some fragmentary events to activate the scene of the day to remember.

"Sister!" Zhou Dongdong shouted.

The corners of Su Mei's mouth curled up slightly, not necessarily being quick-witted and brave, but rather well-behaved.

"Meh!"

Although Liu Changan's appearance means the possibility of mixed doubles, and the sense of presence should be reduced at this time, but Zhu Juntang has always been the baby who has received the most attention. He has been left out for 3 minutes and has to yell to attract the attention of his stepfather and mother.

"Why did you tie her up?" Liu Changan asked calmly.

"She put her head into the canned lychee and got stuck, and then ran around when she saw me, fell into the water and jumped out and fainted on the ground." Su Mei's tone was also calm and distant, and she said slowly: "Since she likes to be Sheep, let her be good enough."

"Why did you stick your head into the can?" Liu Chang'an had the same incomprehension as Su Mei just now, even Zhou Dongdong couldn't do such a thing... Probably, probably also could do it, Zhou Dongdong took the watermelon peel The buckle was also stuck on the head, but I can't mention it today. Liu Changan brought Zhou Dongdong here, but he came prepared.

"I'm a baa baa, isn't it normal for baa baa to stick his head in when he sees bottles and cans?" Zhu Juntang said confidently.

Su Mei couldn't help but glanced at Liu Chang'an, it really was Liu Chang'an's problem, Zhu Juntang, who just faced Su Mei and lay obediently on the ground showing his belly to show his obedience, changed immediately when he saw Liu Chang'an, he was almost arrogant .

9 Chapter Ninety

Based on his professional knowledge and experience in the past, Liu Changan can be sure that the lamb really likes to stay in the pit, and also likes to drill holes. Sometimes he even gets stuck in some gaps and narrow caves, unable to enter or retreat.

But as soon as I thought about it, I felt something was wrong. How could I seriously think about Zhu Juntang's excuses and reasons?

She just turns into a sheep, not a real sheep!

"Take care of her." Liu Changan said to Su Mei, she gave birth to such a strange daughter, she should discipline herself.

"Mom, I was wrong. I will never put my head in a can again." Seeing Su Mei's eyes fixed on him, the lamb quickly lay down on the ground and put its chin on its two front hooves superior.

"What's the use of admitting a mistake?" Su Mei turned a blind eye to Zhu Juntang's confession, because if he admits his mistake and it's over, then Zhu Juntang will still go his own way in the future.

"The previous confinement allowed you to walk around four floors, which is still too loose for you. You can keep this state today and stay until night. Like to be a sheep? Let you be enough." Su Mei I already know that Zhu Juntang likes to become a sheep to play when he is free, and even runs outside, he is so happy that he wants to live in society as a sheep.

How can this work?Becoming a sheep is a meaningful ability, but it doesn't have much practical value. Su Mei only hopes that she can master this ability, but she doesn't want her to move closer to the sheep in terms of psychology, words and deeds.

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang raised his head and called out.

Su Mei raised her finger, she was about to get angry, but she suppressed it immediately, she couldn't act like Liu Chang'an was easily frustrated.

If she is like Liu Changan, not only can't control her, but still has smoke rising from her head, then Liu Changan will feel that it is meaningless to call her back to stay in Junsha.

Su Mei had to behave neatly and take control of the situation with ease.

So she chuckled, turned her head and ignored Zhu Juntang.

The lamb tilted his head and shook his ears. Seeing that his hooves were so cute and fluffy, he stuck out his tongue and wanted to lick it, but as soon as his tongue stuck out of his mouth, he met Liu Changan's gaze and turned away as if nothing had happened. Turn your head and keep your head and face facing the front and your butt facing back. After all, you have not put on a plastic bag or diaper, so you must pay attention to privacy.

Liu Chang'an just felt a little strange that Su Mei punished Zhu Juntang like this, but Zhu Juntang didn't make any movement?

If Liu Changan decided to punish her normally, Zhu Juntang would have rushed forward to struggle and resist, and would fight Liu Changan to the death.

Did Zhu Juntang know that resistance in front of Su Mei was futile?

Or is it that the sheep has already thought of some countermeasures in its head?

But seeing Su Mei's confident appearance, Liu Chang'an didn't worry any more.

"Dongdong, come and play with me." Zhu Juntang said to Zhou Dongdong who was pushing the platinum dragon that had jumped ashore back into the water.

Zhou Dongdong ran over and tried to take the traction rope out of the hand of the white marble statue, but unfortunately he couldn't reach it even on tiptoe, so he had to give up, and then sat beside Zhu Juntang and stroked the soft wool.

Earlier, the lamb that had just been sheared was not so comfortable to touch, but now it has grown new fluff during this period, and it is soft and soft again, which is more comfortable to touch than Lu Sien.

"Sister Xiaotang, I want to become a pig to play with you." Zhou Dongdong said enviously.

Zhou Dongdong knew that Sister Xiaotang was very powerful. The last time Zhou Dongdong and Sister Tandan learned the invisibility technique, Sister Xiaotang turned into a sheep and climbed onto the wall to eat mulberry, pulled mulberry leaves, and wanted to tear the wall Knocked down and ended up just kicking many bricks off the wall.

"You have to find Dan Dan and ask her to help, then we can all play as small animals. Where did Dan Dan go?" Zhu Juntang asked in a low voice.

"Sister Tandan just went out to look for a job."

"Wait a while, after you go back, find your children's watch, call Dan Dan, and ask her to bring you to play with me, and the three of us will become small animals together, okay?" Zhu Juntang was originally calm, naturally I thought about moving rescuers.

A mother like an Antarctic person would only sleep with her stepfather in embarrassment, make a whip for a tiger, and be pretended to be a tiger by him. A godmother would unconditionally help the lovely, beautiful, upright and elegant princess Baa-baa.

As for what it means to be faked by him, it is of course because the tiger is not stupid. Since he is willing to let the fox use his power, of course it is because the fox has already been suppressed by him.

Just like those concubines who were in charge of politics in the ancient harem, they were able to be majestic in front of princes and ministers. Isn't it because they were so delicate in front of the emperor and served the tiger with their bodies?

This is a truth.

The Antarctic people come down to Junsha icily with the power of a tiger, so they will be so cruel, indifferent, ruthless and tyrannical, which happens to belong to "fire" and can restrain her.

Hey, I kind of want to sneak a peek at the delicate appearance of the Nanji people and the bad old man when they are alone. Now that the Nanji people are still holding it, I don’t know if it looks like a warm, elegant, fennel in front of the bad old man.

"Okay." Zhou Dongdong jumped happily when he thought that he could become a pig again, but what Zhou Dongdong envied most was that Dan Dan's sister could suddenly become an adult, majestic like an emperor , and said that her pony carriage could be pulled together by Zhou Dongdong who turned into a pig and Zhu Juntang who turned into a lamb.

Zhu Juntang shouted last night that no one can control me, so he has the confidence, hum!No one can control Princess Baa-baa of the colorful glazed pure white fairyland and Immortal Dragon Slashing the Void!

Of course, in order to prevent Tan Dan from being able to arrive in time to save her, Zhu Juntang also thought of other countermeasures. Antarctic people are scary, but Antarctic people also have desires, and her desires are extremely strong, and people with stronger desires, The easier it is to be manipulated and exploited.

People in Nanji always think that Baa-baa is a tool for her to compete for favor and status in the harem, but in the eyes of Baa-baa, people in Nanji are just a tool for securing favor. The family atmosphere is unprecedented, fathers are kind and daughters are filial The wife's salty feeling will definitely make the bad old man only have baa-baa in his heart, and he will never buy delicious food for his non-staff daughter other than baa-baa!

If it weren't for the fact that he bought canned lychees for Yan Qingcheng, why would he stick his head into the can today?

Thinking about the benefits of these things, Zhu Juntang saw Zhongqing pushing the dining car coming from the food delivery elevator, and Zhou Dongdong, who was sitting next to him just now touching the sheep's hooves, seemed to be dominated by an irresistible force The same, waving his hands and ran over.

Liu Changan was listening to Su Mei talk about the ruins of prehistoric civilization under the Antarctic ice sheet, and waved his hand when he saw the dining car.