I'm really immortal

"I suspect that Jiang Ziya is another identity of Liu Changan. After Jiang Ziya became emperor, he forged Jiuding. Otherwise, why would he name his dark force Jiuzhou Fengleijianmen? It is to commemorate that he once forged Jiuding and unified Jiuzhou... ...Mom, you said he destroyed the Zhou Dynasty, was it because of Su Daji? Is Su Daji the ancestor of the Su family in Jiangnan?" Zhu Juntang thought and analyzed calmly, becoming more and more curious.

This is completely the style of a bad old man... No, since he likes Su Daji so much, why would he sit and watch Su Daji serve King Zhou?

Or was it because he saw Su Daji who was beside King Zhou that he became as lustful as before and became determined to destroy Zhou?

what!Thinking about it differently, Liu Changan is more likely to be King Zhou, just like when he was the emperor in the Han Dynasty, he did nothing but mess around in the harem, and was eventually wiped out.

Su Mei pressed her temples and said nothing, if she didn't want to hear something useful from her mouth, Su Mei would just wrap her mouth up with tape, just like what Liu Chang'an used to do last year.

"If I didn't have something important to tell you, I'd ask him now." Zhu Juntang said that it was for the sake of his mother that he endured not going to play with Liu Changan.

"speak!!!!"

"I won't mention the ancient things. Last year, Liu Chang'an re-founded the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate. Liu Chang'an served as the sect master, Qin Yanan served as the elder, and I served as the elite helper."

Zhu Juntang said proudly, after all, he is a patriarch, and after thousands of years, it will be recorded in the history books, or like now, only in the high-end dialogues between fairies and the heads of evil forces in the world. Mentioned.

"Others are sect masters, elders, why are you the only gang member?" Su Mei was very dissatisfied, this is too bad, just a gang member, actually wants to usurp the throne.

"The elite gang! The elite gang! The elite gang!" Zhu Juntang repeated three times loudly. The elite gang is already considered the leader, and it can't be compared with the ordinary gang at all. Putting it in the company, he is also a CEO.

Su Mei just looked at her.

Zhu Juntang shook his ears with a little guilt, and didn't talk about the process of his hard work and promotion in the sect, but just talked about his current stage: "Liu Chang'an promised that as long as I join the party, I will be a saint. It’s a sign of cultivating me as an heir.”

Of course he wants to train you, just you as his own daughter, Su Mei thought with a little pride.

It's not that mothers are more precious than daughters, but for Zhu Juntang to be born, Su Mei also suffered a lot during the experiment, and the degree of hardship and pain far exceeded the normal pregnancy experience.

"Now there are sect master Liu Chang'an, deputy sect master Shangguan Dandan, elder Qin Yanan, saint Zhou Dongdong, protector Lu Sien, and... um... and this candidate saint, as well as the sect master's attendants, who are probably also helpers. Li Hongfang, I don’t know if he has recruited Yan Huaye or others, but I plan to introduce Bai Hui to join, to strengthen the power of our faction.” Zhu Juntang thought to himself that he was witty, and almost exposed her past relationship with Lu Sien. same level.

This personnel list... revealed a lot of information, allowing Su Mei to sort out some of the current situation.

Li Hongfang is not bad, he did not place any hope on her at first, but this person is loyal and kind, and has the heart of repaying Su Mei, and does not expect Li Hongfang to sacrifice his life for Su Mei. It is always not a big problem to favor Su Mei in certain things of.

The key is that Li Hongfang originally worked with Su Mei, and under the influence of his ears and eyes, he inevitably felt hostile and disgusted towards Qin Yanan, which is good.

What caught Su Mei's attention the most was Shangguan Dandan... What Su Mei knew from Zhongqing and Jin Xiaomei was that Zhu Juntang liked to play with Shangguan Dandan, and she didn't have any more useful information.

"Shangguan Dandan, she joined later, right? Why did she become the deputy sect master as soon as she came in? Is it because of her strength, or does she have some special intimate relationship with Liu Chang'an?" breath.

That is different from Tesla using the high technology of prehistoric civilization to suppress and control Su Mei. What Shangguan Dandan exudes is the suppression of primitive power. Before Liu Changan showed his dragon form, Su Mei had never had such a full body. The blood was boiled by the impact, and the whole person was trembling, like the feeling of an ant looking up at an elephant's feet falling from the sky.

"Because Daddy loves me and knows that Tandan is my godmother, he made Dandan the deputy head of the sect to show that he will definitely hand over the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect to me in the future. It will be better for Dandan to become the deputy sect master. Helping me, just like Jiang Xiaobai has Guan Zhong by his side, making him the biggest overlord!" Zhu Juntang Yangyang said proudly.

"Even you are just an elite helper when you first started... Don't explain that it was because of ordinary relationships. Even now, he just let you be an alternate saint, and he will let Shangguan look at you because of your face." To be the deputy sect master?" Su Mei didn't believe it at all.

Zhu Juntang was at a loss for words for a while, but his mother was still more difficult to fool after all, and her wit was no less than bleating.

"I published a book in 2012: "Information Credibility in the Internet Age", which clearly talks about the verification of important information. Information that cannot be [-]% confirmed is [-]% not worth using. You are talking nonsense here. It's just interfering with my judgment, which is equivalent to being an enemy, you are really sure that you are the only one to be favored, how can you mess around and you will win in the end?"

"Okay..." A face flashed in Zhu Juntang's heart, and he couldn't help being a little vigilant, and said quickly: "Dan Dan is my godmother, she has canonized me as Princess Baa Baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Fairyland and Dragon Slayer from the Void Immortal, this is unique. Unlike those empresses and concubines, she has randomly conferred a bunch of concubines."

"Where is she coming from?" Su Mei glanced back, the clouds and mist were shrouded in the sky more than 400 meters away, and the community where Liu Changan was located could not be seen.

"Dan Dan is a phoenix, usually a little girl, but she will turn into another adult. She refuses to admit that she has superpowers in front of Liu Changan, and she will not turn into an adult in front of Liu Changan, because she is too beautiful The figure is too good-looking, I am afraid of being raped by Liu Changan."

As the empress dowager's confidant, Zhu Juntang naturally knows many secrets, and she also has to let her mother know how powerful Dan Dan is, lest her mother be overwhelmed and do some stupid things that must "land the Antarctic".

"Too beautiful, too good-looking, will he be raped by Liu Changan?" Su Mei snorted coldly, "He seems like someone who would do such a thing, but Shangguan Dandan turned into an adult, is he really so attractive?"

"Really, in terms of beauty, she's just a little bit worse than me, and basically belongs to the second most beautiful level in the world, about the same as Qin Yanan." Zhu Juntang confidently affirmed those who are inferior to him.

As expected of Liu Changan's breed, Su Mei glanced at her and said nothing, she reserved her opinion on Shangguan Dandan's beauty.

"In addition to beauty, the most important thing for Dandan is strength. Generally speaking, Liu Changan belongs to the peak of martial arts, and Dandan is a cultivator." Shangguan Dandan even has a magic weapon, and that bronze coffin is included in the current online novel. , It is estimated that they are all things like extreme treasures.

"How do you know that Liu Chang'an is only at the pinnacle of martial arts?" Su Mei said disapprovingly. Zhu Juntang's information is also limited. Su Mei has seen it in Antarctica, but Zhu Juntang has never seen it. The two must complement each other. Zhu Juntang But she was showing off as if she knew much more than Su Mei.

"Mom, Gangjing is a manifestation of a decline in intelligence, a lack of EQ, and cognitive impairment. I said it was a general situation, but I didn't say that he just belonged." Zhu Juntang said worriedly. Take up the important task of maintaining the development and operation of the world's evil forces early.

She still needs to play carefree for a long time. Last time, she told Liu Chang'an that she would not start studying until five or sixty years later.

Su Mei picked up the leash in her hand, and while shooting a video, Zhu Juntang bleated and jumped.

Chapter 993 Two-dimensional Beautiful Girl

Liu Changan held Zhou Dongdong's hand, took the elevator down to the world, and came to the world.

Walking out of the Baolong Center, I suddenly remembered the book "A Thousand Reasons Why High School Was Sooner or Later" that I could have written but didn't have to.

"Zhou Dongdong, are you already late for school?" Liu Changan lowered his head and asked.

Zhou Dongdong is concentrating on licking her thumb to eat, because she just ate beef cubes with her fingers, and feels that her thumb has also become the taste of beef, and she can eat it all the time.

Such a situation was not enough for Zhou Dongdong to enter the barrier, and when he heard Brother Chang'an seemed to say something that was not important at all, he glanced sideways at him, and then continued to lick his fingers.

You can't slack off on Zhou Dongdong's education. Seeing how she doesn't care about being late, what if she is always late like him in the future?

This kid wasn't one of those cases where he was always at the top of his class.

Just as he was about to take Zhou Dongdong back to pick up his schoolbag, and then ride an electric car to see her off, Liu Changan saw Bai Hui sitting in her cousin's Maserati, looking furtively at the Baolong Center.

Fortunately, the bakers knew that she was also a fairy, not a dangerous person. After explaining the situation to the security personnel brought by Su Mei, no one came to guard her.

"What are you doing squatting here so early in the morning?" Liu Changan walked around from the front of the car, and said to Bai Hui who put his chin on the edge of the car window.

"Ah... early!"

It seems that the dense fog has cleared, and the morning light is reflected in the eyes, making them look bright. A sweet smile appears on Baifen's face, and a little shy embellishment makes this girly face like a peach garden swayed by the spring breeze, blooming with fragrance and tenderness. pink color.

"I slept with Xiaotang last night. She said that her mother would come this morning. She always said that her mother is the head of the world's evil forces. I was a little scared, so I came down early in the morning and observed here."

Bai Hui showed a cautious look, but fortunately, she hid it well. A luxury car like the Maserati president is also a kind of protective color, making it less likely for the security guards to think she is an assassin.

"What's there to observe?" Liu Chang'an remembered what Bai Hui said last night, "The country protects her very well."

It's really like this, if in some places abroad, with Su Mei's behavior and behavior style, Bai Hui was there to spy on Su Mei furtively like this, most likely she would have been locked in some kind of small dark room, and eventually there would be It's hard to say what the consequences will be, whether they will lose arms and legs, or suffer some obscenity and abuse.

"I want to learn the demeanor of a strong woman. I can only make a small amount of money in my life, and I have no hope of controlling a capital group like the Zhu family. Just envy me."

Bai Hui's understanding of the third wife is basically from her cousin and Zhu Juntang. According to her cousin, she is an excellent and perfect strong woman. Her appearance is like an iceberg and indifferent overlooking the world. She is admirable, but she still has kindness and gentleness in her heart. People are very nice.

According to Zhu Juntang, this third wife is the head of the world's evil forces, the right protector who protects fairies in the Baa Baa universe, a big villain who has a ruthless chest, kills without blinking an eye, and has mastered countless black technologies.

"There is really no hope." Liu Changan nodded affirmatively. His ancestors did not talk about it for hundreds of years, and Su Mei herself has been working for more than 100 years. The fortune is even more extraordinary. With the existence of a female protagonist, how can ordinary people compare with her?

Bai Hui stared, then pouted, and stretched out her finger to poke his stomach, but it hit his metal belt buckle, the finger slipped down immediately, and landed at the position below the navel, she quickly withdrew her hand , blushing.

Liu Changan looked down at her, and looked at her in disbelief.

"It's only about a centimeter or so."

"I... I didn't do it on purpose!" Bai Hui hurriedly raised her hand to cover her face, but he still pointed it out!In this situation, don't normal people always talk about him and pretend nothing happened?

Liu Changan didn't bother to argue with her, so he dragged Zhou Dongdong into the car, "Is it convenient for Fang to drop by to send Zhou Dongdong to school?"

"You... You're already in the car, of course it's convenient." Bai Hui started the car, looked at the empty passenger seat, and thought about buying a car if he has time today.

It is said that when boys are chasing girls, it is more convenient to have a car, and the success rate is higher. I don’t know that girls have cars and are chasing boys... No, when they go out to play with friends, it should be more convenient. Convenience.

Back in the community, Liu Changan asked Zhou Dongdong and Bai Hui to stay in the car. He went upstairs to get his schoolbag, and saw that Shangguan Dandan, who had announced earlier that he was looking for a job, had returned. Her shoulders were straight, her waist was straight, Sitting upright under the grape arbor playing cards.

And put the thermos pot and the payment code in front of you.

"Have you found a job playing poker?" Liu Chang'an had to express his doubts. When she went out, she and Liu Chang'an and Zhou Dongdong respectively pressed their cheeks together, assuming that she was about to take on the important responsibilities of the family and was full of ritual.

"Not long after I went out, I met some people from Xiaoqian who brought eggs back from the health care class. They called me back to play cards. I was very angry. They didn't call me when they took the eggs, but they wanted me to play cards to win my money. Today I will make them lose all the eggs they get to me!" Shangguan Dandan said majesticly.

"A few eggs, I'll cook them later, and I'll give you some to eat." Old Man Qian said generously.

"I want to eat, and I want to win all your eggs."

"It's up to you! Dandan, come with me to Xitang tomorrow. There are eggs and washing powder."

"Xitang is too far away, I can't walk that far, I don't have the strength, and I need to pay for the car, it's not worth it."

"Look, it's not that you don't want to go!" The old woman Liu sneered, this little girl is more reluctant to move than the old men and women, and she has more tricks.

"I'm still going to find a job tomorrow!" Shangguan Dandan tilted his head disapprovingly, and said seriously, at the same time reminding the moth, don't make fun of her not looking for a job today, many things can not be done today Do it tomorrow, don’t do it tomorrow, and do it the day after tomorrow. Everyone has been like this throughout the ages.

Liu Changan shook his head, is it so easy to find a job in modern society?

With so many college dogs graduating every year, it is very difficult for most of them to find a job. This survival technique is to pretend to be cute, and then the queen mother, who can do nothing but play cards, boil water and eat, can find a job?

Don't go to school, everyone, just study the skills of pretending to be cute every day. After 80 years, the country will perish.

Bai Hui hurriedly got out of the car, scanned Shangguan Dandan's QR code card, said that she was hunting birds, and hoped that Shangguan Dandan would give her some of the winnings.

The old men and women were very puzzled, Shangguan Dantan was obviously a little girl, why did people always come to pay tribute to her like filial sons and virtuous grandchildren?If my children and grandchildren can often come to give some money for playing cards, even if it is ten or eight yuan, how happy it is.

On the way, I bought a grilled beef rib for Zhou Dongdong to share with Song Taozi. Bai Hui and Liu Changan successfully sent the late pupils to school.

"I have classes in the third and fourth quarters, and I'm going back to school, how about you?" Bai Hui didn't know that Liu Changan also had classes in the third and fourth quarters, so he wanted to ask.

Liu Changan sat in the passenger seat when he got in the car again. This is also due courtesy. In a large business-administrative-style vehicle, sitting in the back seat seems to treat someone as the driver.

"Well, I also have lessons." Liu Changan was watching the video on his phone.

Bai Hui saw that the corners of his mouth were slightly raised and he was in a happy mood, so she couldn't help but also glanced at his mobile phone screen, it must be some cute pet video... Yes, who doesn't like cute little animals?Even Liu Changan will be healed.

"Which one is cuter, a cute girl or a cute animal?" Bai Hui asked.

Liu Changan happily watched the "Cute Pet Video" again and again, and then said: "Little animals that can turn into girls, or girls who can turn into little animals, are cuter than simple girls or little animals."

"Then I used to dance "Learning to Meow" for you, and you still mocked me!" Bai Hui recalled angrily. It was the first time he invited her to dinner...well, he still knew it hurt.

"I'm talking about becoming, not reaching out and doing a few animal-imitating movements. Besides, every time I see you Two-dimensional girls doing that cat-like movement, I feel very contrived and old-fashioned, and I won't be real. Some people think it's cute for a girl to imitate a cat's movements?" Liu Changan asked with some doubts, this is just his personal feeling, and he doesn't know much about Two-dimensional.

"Then how do you explain that the sales of cat ears, cat tails, cat gloves and footmuffs on the online shopping platform are the highest? These things are not bought by you boys, or are people buying them because you boys like them? "Bai Hui argued hard.

She thought it was absurd. According to Bai Hui's original understanding, he should be talking about girls dressing up as cats and dogs in the intimate interaction with boys, but in fact what he likes is that they can really become A cat girl, or a cat-turned-girl!

Isn't this something that a deeply poisoned two-dimensional otaku would imagine!

Liu Changan actually has such a deep hidden two-dimensional attribute?

It doesn't seem to be... Is this the deep-seated psychology of homophobia?The more he doesn't understand Two-dimensional preferences, the more it shows that he is actually very interested in this kind of absurd fantasy.

"How do you know? You bought it too?" Liu Chang'an looked at Bai Hui suspiciously. Generally, no one would pay attention to these data and phenomena. Only buyers would look at the sales data when deciding whether to buy or not. Herd mentality to support their buying behavior.

"I...I didn't buy it." Bai Hui said hesitatingly, because he had to watch the road carefully when driving, so he focused on the front and couldn't meet his eyes.

"When have you ever been able to hide a lie?" Liu Changan and Bai Hui were no ordinary acquaintances, and they knew her faults of stammering when she was nervous and guilty of lying.

Bai Hui is far inferior to Zhu Juntang in this regard. When Zhu Juntang did something wrong, he often chose to find a messy reason for himself, but instead became righteous and arrogant, and of course he was particularly easy to get beaten.

"Ahhhh..." Bai Hui yelled, the pink halo on her ears spread to her neck, "I saw that my cousin bought it, I searched it on the Internet last night... I think it's cute, I plan to buy it myself." I didn’t plan to do anything about taking a set of photos, I admit that some of the sales may be contributed by girls like me, and have nothing to do with you guys.”

Liu Changan let out a "hmm", this is normal for a two-dimensional girl... This is also the reason why many men like to find this kind of two-dimensional girl.

Many girls who have never been in contact with the ACG cultural circle, if you want to play with maid costumes, cat costumes and various COS costumes, she will think you are abnormal or can’t understand, but Two-dimensional girls will not, and even cooperate very well And take the initiative, the acceptance of the shameful act of writing orthography is also very high.

"Actually, it's a bit of a struggle to shoot by myself, but it's a bit hard to let go of finding a female photographer for this kind of intimate photo, especially I don't know any female photographers. How can I feel relieved when I find a male photographer? How about looking for someone whose character is reliable, who won’t fall in love with sex, and who won’t use this photo opportunity to seek more contact or even further interaction?”

Bai Hui sighed softly, the last time I took a photo at the Nanshan Ranch, I was almost seen by a person, but that person was quite reliable and reliable.

"Me!" Liu Changan pointed to himself.

Bai Hui's mouth grew little by little, and it was squeezed tightly again, which made her cheeks gradually puff up. Her whole face was flushed, and she stared nervously ahead. Finally, she found a place to park her car, and then she turned her head to look at the car in disbelief. Looking at him, doesn't he know that those cat-themed suit items are shameful?

"As long as you can really turn into a cat, I'll help you take a set of cute pet photos..." Liu Changan said with a smile, but Bai Hui inspired him a little. When Zhu Juntang turned into a sheep, as long as he didn't speak, he was still It is a very beautiful and lovely sheep. When its hair grows, you can take a set of photos for it as a souvenir.

"You're right!" Bai Hui gritted her teeth angrily. Even though she would never turn into a cat, she couldn't lose her aura. It had to make him panic: Could she really turn into a cat?A beautiful girl who can turn into a cat, can she stand up to it?

snort!

Liu Changan didn't panic, but was a little startled, did he fall into the trap?

Could this be a trick Shangguan Dandan gave Bai Fen, for example, Shangguan Dandan could find ways to turn Bai Fen into a cat or something... It's really possible, I have to torture Shangguan Dandan when I go back today, lest she really mess around.

Liu Changan rubbed his temples, feeling that he was thinking too much, but Shangguan Dandan didn't do his business, and there were many ways to make trouble, so he had to guard against her.

He even felt that he had already been tortured by Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan, but there was no evidence, and he really didn't know what they did.

994 Chapter Light

Bai Hui knew very well that Liu Changan agreed to take a photo of her based on the premise that she could not become a cat.

In other words, he was teasing her again.

However, Bai Hui felt a little guilty and couldn't really get angry, because she knew that it was probably because she had frequently used "bear power" recently and almost hit his vitals just now, which had aroused his vigilance and began to suspect that she had evil intentions towards him.

It is often said that boys need to protect themselves when they go out. This is just a joke. Many boys actually don’t have this awareness at all, or there is no need to have this awareness at all.