I'm really immortal

A team in Qin Zisi's department encountered a "phantom" during a mission, and was trapped for more than ten days. They waited for rescue when they were almost out of ammunition and food. The rescue team used the dual-band radar on the drive , finally determined the location of the equipment of the missing team ship.

According to the reliable information from the intelligence department, "Mirage" is also in Junsha, and there is no trace of it lurking. If a strange beast of this level appears, Qin Zisi thinks it will be difficult to deal with. Can he really count on Liu Chang'an then?

After Liu Changan chatted with Qin Zisi for a few words, he finished eating the pig's trotters. Qin Zisi saw him walking back, grabbed it from the void, and pulled out a round child.

The child didn't struggle, just took a bunch of pig's head meat and ate it with relish. Liu Changan sat down, hugged the child on his lap, and the two of them started to clean up the other midnight snacks on the table.

When everyone had finished eating, Qin Zisi and Qin Yanan waved goodbye, and saw the child walking beside Liu Changan, with his hands pressed against the outside of his trousers, holding his head upright like Astro Boy with the flying iron arm.

After walking a few steps, the child jumped up suddenly. Liu Changan's arm just lifted up, and then fell down again, pinching the child under his armpit accurately. The child's hands and feet immediately drooped and remained motionless.

Qin Zisi wanted to laugh when he saw this kind of stupid tacit understanding, and saw the girl jumped up again, covering Liu Changan's back like a turtle shell. The beautiful woman laughed and said polite words like "come to eat at home next time".

"This family..." Qin Zisi didn't know how to put it, "it's quite interesting."

"It's really like a family." Qin Yanan didn't mind correcting it, but just explained an objective fact. There is still a big difference between "family" and "like a family". I bought a room upstairs. My cousin saw that it was not easy for her to be a single mother with a child, so she took good care of her. She also knows how to repay her kindness, and she usually helps with housework and meals in daily life, which is also very good one of the people."

Qin Yanan watched Liu Changan and his group walk away, but it's a pity that she is with Qin Zisi today, so it's not convenient to leave her to accompany Dandan... It's just to accompany Dandan to chat and play, not greedy for anything else, nutrition is greedy If he can't chew it, Qin Yanan is not a person who can't afford to be early.

"Sister Yanan, is that little girl Liu Chang'an's younger sister?" After Qin Zisi finished speaking, he felt that there was something wrong with this guess, "Why does everyone seem to be particularly flattering to her?"

"Maybe it's because she's so cute, don't you feel that way? Don't you think she puffs her cheeks when she eats, pouts her lips when she talks, widens her eyes when she looks at people, and does any small movements, even waving her hands casually. Tilting your head, kicking your feet or something, it's so cute?" Of course Qin Yanan couldn't tell Qin Zisi the truth.

Shangguan Dandan is basically a detached existence, just like in "The Legend of Ordinary Cultivation of Immortals", Jianji and Jiedan are fighting to the death, Nascent Soul old monster is behind the scenes, but Tiannan's number one deity cultivator Xiang Li, people just watch.

The chaos of strange beasts in Junsha had nothing to do with Shangguan Dandan anyway, so they shouldn't be involved. Naturally, there was no need for Qin Zisi to know more about Shangguan Dandan.

Qin Zisi was dubious, that little girl was indeed very cute, at least a thousand times cuter than Miss Zhusan when she was fifteen or sixteen years old, but this is why Qin Yanan and the beautiful woman were obedient to her and obeyed her every word?

Liu Changan was the same as many times, with one under his arm, one on his back, and another pulling his clothes, they walked home together.

As soon as Zhou Dongdong landed, he went to get the tablet computer. Shangguan Dandan slid down from his back and stood in the middle of the living room. He decided to observe Liu Changan first. If he went to play on the computer, Shangguan Dandan would naturally give priority to going with him playing computer.

"Zhou Dongdong, when will you do your homework?" Zhou Shuling decided to actively supervise Zhou Dongdong's study and not let her indulge in games. The game she played this afternoon was actually very fun, which made Zhou Shuling feel the danger of becoming addicted.

"I'm done!" Zhou Dongdong said loudly, "Mom, I'll teach you how to play games, but you don't even know how to play."

"How can I not play?" Zhou Shuling felt that her mother's authority had been questioned, and her self-esteem was unacceptable. She sat down and carefully observed Zhou Dongdong's operation, and she definitely couldn't play.

Liu Changan glanced at the little mother who was always ready to grab the tablet with the child, and then at Shangguan Dandan who was still standing in the middle of the living room, and decided to do nothing, just sit on the sofa and dream.

Shangguan Dandan hesitated for a moment, came over and turned on the TV with the remote control, and then sat beside Liu Changan leaning against him.

"Look at the news." Liu Changan said.

"No, I want to watch "Forensic Qin Ming"."

"I fainted from the corpse."

"Children lie and wet the bed at night." Shangguan Dandan touched his inner thigh to see if he wet his pants.

"Go downstairs and look, how long has it been since your TVs were turned on?"

"I only have two, one big and one small."

"Give me the remote control!"

The two fought for the remote control for a while, but Liu Changan failed. Shangguan Dandan took his arm and put it on her shoulder, squeezed against his chest, exposing half his face and staring at the various corpses displayed on the TV.

It had just been released, it was very fresh, and the mosaic hadn't been added yet. Shangguan Dandan was terrified after watching it. She decided not to fake her death when she was shot in the future, so as not to be dragged away for an autopsy.

"In the pre-Qin period, there were actually injury examinations similar to forensic medicine. It is recorded in the "Book of Rites Yueling" that the moon of Mengqiu... the numerology looks at the injury, inspects the wound, inspects the injury, judges, and decides the prison lawsuit. It must be settled. In the Western Han Dynasty, the person who did this was called Lingshi? He specialized in autopsies. In ancient times, there was a man named Song Ci who wrote "Winning Injustice Collection Records", which is equivalent to Qin Ming, the forensic doctor 800 years ago." Liu Changan stretched out his arms to embrace Shangguan Dan Dan's round and slender shoulders felt her small body trembling slightly, and her face became even paler, so she said some narration to soothe her emotions.

"Then is this Song Ci you?" The scene of the corpse was played again on TV, Shangguan Tandan's legs were huddled on the sofa, and he climbed up and nestled on Liu Changan's chest, asking with wide-eyed and terrified eyes.

"Of course it's not me. I must have done a lot of autopsy when humans were just born, right? In Song Ci's time, I hadn't been interested in it for a long time." Liu Changan waved his hand.

"Then when you were in the Han Dynasty, why did you like to take people to make alchemy, or feed others strange pills, and then do strange things with you?" asked in a soft voice.

"Is there such a thing?" Liu Changan stretched his neck, and at the same time tilted his head back, keeping a distance from her.

"There is such a thing. Even if I wrote you more than 1000 crimes, some of them are embarrassed to write, but it doesn't mean that you haven't done it." Shangguan touched his head lightly, knowing that mistakes can make a big difference, she is not I'm very fussy, after all, it all happened more than 1000 or 2000 years ago.

"Watching TV. Qin Ming said that an adult swims for 45 minutes and needs to drink [-] milliliters of urine. If you swim too much, you will feel sour in your mouth, because you drink too much urine." Liu Changan skillfully and naturally changed the subject, "Next time Swim in Zhujuntang's private pool."

"You want to drink Xiaotang's corpse water!" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Chang'an in surprise, she had always accepted that the former emperor was a bit perverted, but is this a little too much?

Liu Chang'an picked up Shangguan Dandan, threw her next to Zhou Shuling, go talk to your beloved daughter-in-law, he doesn't want to talk to her again until tomorrow morning!

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It was another lazy Saturday, the first day of the Ching Ming Festival holiday, the rainy scene did not come, the moisture in the air was rich, there was faint rain and the sky was gloomy, it was not a refreshing morning .

A lamb with black eyes, pure white and soft fur, light body, and wearing diapers is very excited on this morning. The brown sheep's hooves make a "duk-duk" beating sound on the road, starting from Miss Zhu. I rushed out of the dedicated elevator, ran around the entire Baolong Center ten times, and then bounced to an elevator in the second building.

"Meh!"

Seeing that the elevator hadn't been opened for a long time, the lamb jumped up without hesitation, and slammed into the elevator door with its horns hidden in the wool, which were only the size of a crispy horn.

"Baa! Baa! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The elevator door was unharmed, but Xiao Yang's head was buzzing, but he felt a little unconvinced, so he bumped it several times without hesitation.

After a few times, it only felt more humming. The lamb twisted his body, bounced around a few times, and bleated loudly towards the monitor, not wanting to hit the elevator door again.

After turning back into the eldest lady, someone will tear down the elevator door to take revenge on it.

At this time the elevator door finally opened, Zhang Xinhan came out, smiling and looked at the lamb in front of him who was shaking his head and seemed to want to bump into anyone or anything.

"Little sheep, come in." Zhang Xinhan came to pick up the little sheep, because both she and the security staff got the news from Jin Xiaomei. This little sheep is Miss San's favorite pet, and she issued an order to see the little sheep. Third Miss.

Lamb rushed into the elevator, jumped onto the sofa covered with cashmere blankets, and walked up and down on it. He was a little annoyed that it was not Zhongqing who came to pick him up. The elevator door was dismantled.

Zhang Xinhan is mother's confidant, not Zhu Juntang's confidant, and the level of confidentiality is lower than that of Zhongqing. Xiaoyang doesn't want her to know that he is Zhu Juntang.

The most important thing is that Zhang Xinhan is only 34C, which is really weak, basically slightly stronger than Yan Qingcheng's level, so Xiaoyang has no interest in chasing her in her arms and developing her into his confidant.

"Xiaoyang, what are you doing here so early in the morning?" Zhang Xinhan still likes this kind of pet that looks low in IQ, behaves stupidly, and is full of energy.

"Baa!" The lamb yelled, stupid human beings, trying to communicate with baa-baa in human language, can they speak baa-baa?Just illiterate.

"Baa! Baa!" Zhang Xinhan yelled twice, bending down to touch the lamb's back.

"Meh!"

"Baabaa!"

Sheep meowing sounded one after another in the elevator, Zhang Xinhan saw that the elevator reached the [-]th floor, and immediately stopped imitating sheep meowing, because the third wife's residence was located further up.

When the third wife was in Junsha last year, she chose the hotel cladding in a low-key manner, mainly because the decoration of the second building was much later than that of the first building, and she couldn't squeeze together with the third lady to make do.

In the eyes of many people, it may be difficult to understand how many floors cannot accommodate two mothers and daughters?

In fact, it is possible to live, but the original design configuration is exclusive to Zhu Juntang. For example, Zhu Juntang has four cloakrooms, and only one of the highest-standard large cloakrooms is designed. Is it possible for the third wife to use those that were originally used by Zhu Juntang to play dress-up games? A small cloakroom?Clothes, shoes and hats can't fit.

There is also the arrangement of the entourage. There is basically no room in the No. [-] building to accommodate the huge entourage of the third wife.

For personal belongings, vehicles, helicopters and other means of transportation, there is not so much free space in Building [-] to arrange and configure them.

If the house was originally designed to live together, it would naturally have enough hardware and software configurations. Like the big house on Taiwan Island, the mother and daughter's bedrooms are all next to each other.

When we came to the floor where the third wife's bedroom was located, as soon as the elevator door opened, the lamb rushed out, drifting away like a somersault cloud like a ball of white cotton.

Zhang Xinhan was still wearing high heels, so she couldn't catch up at all, but thinking about it, Zhongqing was on duty in that area, so he didn't ask someone to stop the lamb, and let him go. Anyway, if the third wife is disturbed, she will only get angry when she wakes up. For the first person to appear next to her.

The lamb rushed into the bedroom, jumped onto the bed, and used its two front hooves to pound the extra plump part under the quilt.

Su Mei frowned in her sleep, she just felt that Young Master Ye changed his position and didn't take pity on Xiang Yuyu, he was extra brave, a moan escaped from his lips, then he felt something was wrong, squinted his eyes and looked back, and saw The lamb who stomped hard on her ass.

"Zhu Juntang!" Su Mei was furious, at the critical moment of her dream, she was woken up by this little mutton skewer!

"Meh! You don't get up yet, take me to play." Xiao Yang changed his position and stepped on her shoulder.

Su Mei glanced at the ceiling, and the weather conditions and time showing the view of Junsha City slowly emerged on it, and she couldn't help but become even more annoyed: "You are crazy, it's only 05:30!"

The lamb jumped over Su Mei, jumped over again, and jumped back and forth several times.

Su Mei pulled the quilt, really wanted to stand up and shake the quilt, and then saw the lamb kebab being bounced back and forth on the ceiling and the floor.

It's just that she hasn't slept so comfortably and comfortably last night for a long time, and she is lazy, a bit like the weak state when she was pregnant with Zhu Juntang.

At that time, her physique had been greatly enhanced, but she often felt weak. It was the embryo in her body that was warning her that she had absorbed too much nutrition and was not developing enough.

At that time, if I knew that I would be such a naughty thing after suffering so much pain and suffering, would I not be so positive and expectant?

"Don't you know? This is an amusement park with no reservations. Everyone queues up very early. If you go late, you will have to wait for a long time!" Xiao Yang said positively.

After finishing speaking, he started to jump again, from here to there, from there to here.

"Really?" Su Mei really didn't know this very well, who would care about queuing up?She never bothered with the chores of life.

The lamb jumped off the bed, bit the corner of the quilt, and stepped back, trying to pull Su Mei's quilt down, so that she had to get up.

The beautiful body was wrapped in silky pajamas, and the beauty in the morning lay down in a very lazy posture, but Su Mei's eyebrows and eyes did not have a timely obsession and a pool of spring water, it felt like there was only boiling water burned by anger.

"What's the use of me getting up so early, just me and you?" Su Mei stretched out her hand and groped around for a while, but there was nothing convenient to throw at it to smash it, so she had an idea to move the disaster to Chang'an.

Lamb hurriedly ran to the side of the glass curtain wall and looked down. Since the No. 100 building is more than [-] meters shorter than the No. [-] building, the line of sight is hindered to some extent, and it is not the best place to observe the surrounding plane trees. Coupled with the gloomy weather, Naturally, nothing happened.

"I'm going to wake daddy up!" The lamb ran away happily again.

Listening to the lamb's tail hidden in the diaper, wagging back and forth and making an unpleasant scratching sound in the diaper, Su Mei pressed her forehead and yawned, and then glanced at the sheep's hoof prints on the quilt with the pattern of the Republic of China, After all, he couldn't bear to continue sleeping on such a bed, so he patted the sensor area beside the bed to call someone in.

Zhongqing's makeup was exquisite, and she walked to the bed, knelt down to pick up the quilt, saw the sheep's hoof prints on it, and then suppressed a smile after being stunned, "Miss San usually can't get up so early, it seems that she still wants to you."

"Do you think she's here to see me? She wants to go to the amusement park, and she's afraid I'll get up late!" Su Mei stretched out her fingers and tapped her wrist, "What time is it?"

Of course Zhongqing knew what time it was, but she just looked at the watch on her wrist habitually, laughed again, and said gently: "The things she has been thinking about all the time, even asked about the sheep doll costume more than ten times. I personally called the amusement park and asked a lot of questions... Although the customer service of the amusement park was a little confused by her strange questions and requests."

Su Mei clasped her hands in front of her chest, shook her head, laughed lightly, she was almost out of breath when she got up, and then asked: "Why are you here? You have to remember, you don't have to be in charge of my daily affairs now , as a group executive, you should arrange the time allocation between work and life more reasonably."

"I'm used to it." Zhongqing didn't say much.

"Hey, ask someone to put that sheep doll costume in the nanny's car, and I'll change it at the amusement park."

"The sheep doll costume has a zipper. Do you want to arrange for the zipper to get stuck or not to take it off, and then ask Liu Changan for help?"

Su Mei hesitated for a moment, then shook her head, she now has the help of the lamb skewers, so she doesn't need these superfluous arrangements.

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The lamb came down from upstairs, ran half a circle around Baolong Center, took a shortcut and jumped over the low fence, almost hit a plane tree with a dash, and then dragged up the stairs with four hooves and came to Liu Changan bedroom.

"Baa baa! baa baa!"

Liu Changan was half asleep and half awake when he heard the cry of the sheep. His first thought was that he felt that Zhu Juntang had caused him to suffer from a nervous breakdown. He could even hear her "baa" in his dreams.

Because of her relationship, Liu Changan has already experienced symptoms such as blood pressure peaking and heart bursting, and another neurasthenia is not out of the question.

It seems that my physique is not as strong as I imagined...No, I am actually strong enough, mainly because Zhu Juntang's destructive power is beyond common sense, no wonder he is relatively fragile.

"Bah!"

There was another loud cry, and Liu Changan opened his eyes slightly, and saw a lamb resting its head on the side of his bed, shaking its ears and screaming loudly less than ten centimeters in front of his face.

Close to each other, the eyes are like big black pearls, the sheep's nose and mouth are pink and moist, and the three-petal mouth makes its expression always extraordinarily vivid, and there is a cuteness like a finger in a little stupidity.

"You..." Liu Changan reached out and grabbed the sheep's head, touched the bed with the other hand, took out his mobile phone and glanced at the lamb, "Five 49! Are you in the third year of high school, and you wake up so early!"

"Meh! Get up, take me out to play, I'm going to the amusement park today." The lamb stood up, with its two soft lamb hooves resting on the side of the bed, and stretched its head forward to speak loudly in his ear.

"Your amusement park opens at six o'clock, right?" Liu Changan said angrily.

"Amusement parks all have to line up. If you go late, you will have to wait in a long line, and you will be at the end of the line, falling behind like three pieces of cake pulled by a snake." The little sheep took out a pair of sheep. Mom's speech.

In order to show that the consequences of going late are very serious, he even compared the family of three, including himself, to Babali.

"Take it as if I've never been to an amusement park. The only domestic amusement park that queues up early in the morning is Disney, the holy land of LGBTQIAP. The amusement park in Junsha doesn't open until nine in the morning!" Liu Changan only met An Nuan and Bai last year. Anhui, Zhongqing and others visited the Window of the World together, and Junsha is just such a large amusement park that has been open for 20 years.

Zhu Juntang's own amusement park will not officially open for 19 years, and Zhongqing also promised to give VIP treatment.

"I don't care! Get up, I'm going to the amusement park!" The lamb jumped onto the bed and jumped up and down.

Because Liu Changan doesn't like to sleep in the middle of the bed like the mother sheep, but sleeps on the side, and the lamb can't jump over his body, so it jumps directly on him.

"Huh?" The lamb jumped a few times, feeling something wrong, stepped on the soft lamb's hooves, and then yelled, "You got up in the morning and just suckled without doing anything!"

Liu Changan is healthy, isn't that a matter of course?Immediately, he became a little annoyed, grabbed it and spanked it.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly Then he cried even louder: "Damn old man, you knocked out all the diapers! Doesn't the lamb have no shame?"

"Little sheep has a sense of shame. You can't even be considered a woman now, at most you can be considered a mother!" Liu Changan sat up and said angrily. The bread man took it to wash it and sent it back.

"I'm the little fairy sheep, and you're the big fairy sheep... They are considered the same kind, and the same kind must have a sense of shame when facing the opposite sex. It's just what the saying goes, you can't take off the light when you are a big son, and you can't get rid of your father if you are a big girl." I can’t knock out all my diapers!” Lamb kicked him with two hind hooves, kept a distance from him, and at the same time scratched and pulled with his two front hooves, reasoning with him confidently.

"You still know the saying that sons avoid their mothers, and daughters avoid their fathers?" Liu Changan grabbed its two goat hooves and laughed, "Then why don't you say "women's college" when you crawl around on me?" Have you avoided your father?"