I'm really immortal

239 square centimeters are equal to 0.0239 square meters. The Junsha Window of the World covers an area of ​​40 square meters. That is to say, if you stand facing the wall, the entire Junsha Window of the World needs to be filled with 16 Professor Liu. He had nowhere to hide and was forced to be exposed by her side.

Of course, the cross-sectional area of ​​the body must be larger than the area of ​​the soles of the feet, especially the protruding shape of Professor Liu, which will occupy more space, but considering that this shape can also be stacked in a wave shape, it is also It can be placed on one foot, and it is entirely possible that the entire Window of the World can be filled with 16 Professor Liu.

In short, don't worry too much about meeting Professor Liu... Liu Jianshe returned to the nanny's car, took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on.

"Look at them..."

At this time, a family of four passed by. Except for the young man who looked like the father, the mother and the two children looked at the Three Baa House enviously.

"It's a doll costume, maybe it's a celebrity performing the show." The young man hesitated for a while, and made a judgment. The lineup didn't look like an ordinary entertainer.

"How cute... I told you earlier that we can wear it like this to play!"

"You're a cosplayer, it's too shameful. You have a tail and lewd lines in that outfit, just like a butcher!"

"Hate it! You are a straight male cancer!"

The family of four chatted and walked away. It seems that the mother wanted the whole family to wear cosplay costumes to play, but was rejected by the father. Now seeing the three sheep standing here, I couldn't help feeling envious.

"Others envy us!" Zhu Juntang proudly crossed his hips, looking left and right triumphantly, wanting to be praised by his father and mother.

"Both gave birth to two children, and still have such a playful mind. It seems that although this father is not obedient, he usually dotes on her, so that he can maintain his girlish nature." Mrs. Zhu San said indifferently. commented.

"Mom, you're wrong to say that. A girl's heart should depend on herself, just like Tan Dan, who is more than 1000 years old, but has always been a girl's heart, cute and cute." Zhu Juntang said admiringly, "I also want to learn from Tan Dan. Even if I control the Fenglei Sword Gate of Nine Provinces in the future, I still have to be the image of a young girl, not a resentful woman like Tianshan Child Elder."

"Who do you call a bitter wife?" Mrs. Zhu San raised her hand to hit Zhu Juntang without hesitation.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly hid behind Liu Jianshe, not knowing why her mother always hurt more when beating someone, and there was a cruel and frightening feeling.

It's different when the old man hits people. He looks aggressive and often makes her bleat and cry, but it doesn't feel that scary, so Zhu Juntang usually forgets the pain before the scars heal.

"Don't just know how to hit people, but be reasonable. She was talking about Tianshan Child Elder, not you. Why did you put it in yourself?" Liu Jianshe pointed out Mrs. Zhusan's way of raising children.

Zhu Juntang stood behind and nodded vigorously in agreement.

Mrs. Zhusan felt that Zhu Juntang was alluding to her, but there was no evidence... Normally, she could just hit her regardless of the evidence, but now that her father is protecting her, how can it be reasonable to beat a child?

"Go back and clean you up." Mrs. Zhu San had no choice but to whisper, Zhu Juntang hid behind Liu Jianshe, with a proud expression on her face that no one could control her, and she wanted to ground her when she saw it.

It's just that Mrs. Zhusan is too strict now, lest Zhu Juntang develop a rebellious mentality, she simply whispers in Liu Jianshe's ear, asking him to send Mrs. Zhusan back to Antarctica as soon as possible.

"Madam, miss, sir, the entrance to the park is open." Jin Xiaomei ran over and said.

Although the bangs that are still flying in the air have not yet fallen to his forehead, and he feels a little rushed, but when he stands and speaks, he immediately packs up his posture, his breath is steady, and his speech is slow. The gentleman paused a little longer.

Of course she recognized it. This is the person who rescued herself, Guan Yuan and Ma Benwei from the air-raid shelter that day. He left calmly after the rescue, leaving Jin Xiaomei, who was still a little confused at the time, with no time to say thank you.

It turns out that I have such a close relationship with the third wife... No wonder the third wife was invited to save people, but the third wife has a special status, a man who has such a close relationship in Junsha, Zhongqing, Zhang Xinhan and others don't know what to think, the Zhu family What kind of waves will be set off inside.

Fortunately, I am only Miss San's assistant, as long as Miss San's position is stable, no matter how chaotic the Zhu family is, it has nothing to do with Jin Xiaomei.

Glancing at Zhongqing and Zhang Xinhan, there are indeed all kinds of meaningful colors hidden in their eyes. The two once competed for favor, but in the end Zhongqing was slightly better. Earlier, he came to Junsha with the third wife. Since then, it has gradually moved away from the single "Assistant" label.

"Let's go." Liu Jianshe walked towards the amusement park calmly and slowly, and Liu Yuewang should have already entered the park.

Due to Liu Yuewang's temperament, she should prefer to participate in those projects that make people feel excited and adrenal hormones soar, that is, go to the right.

Just go to the left for pedestrians like yourself.

The House of Three Baa and its entourage have a large number of people, and it is the channel for group tourists. When passing the ticket gate, Zhu Juntang rang the baa-baa speaker again, causing several staff members to come to check in a hurry, thinking that a flock of sheep broke in After entering the Window of the World, many children and tourists even learned to bleat. For a while, people thought that today was a theme day related to sheep.

Liu Jianshe and Zhu San's wife half-covered their faces and walked in the front, trying to keep a distance from Zhu Juntang and her baker.

"I didn't expect you to be unable to bear the embarrassment and feel ashamed." The corners of Mrs. Zhusan's mouth slightly curled up, looking at Zhu Juntang who was holding a map of the park and looking left and right from afar.

In her impression, he is always so calm and elegant, and his mood is strong enough to handle any situation casually. When ordinary people feel panic, embarrassment, panic, heart palpitations or shame, he often looks calm, and then easily controls the situation and reverses it. situation.

There are very few times when you hide your face like this and don't want others to see your face, which makes people feel funny.

"Can you bear it?" The cries of the sheep finally stopped, and Liu Jianshe sighed, watching Zhu Juntang come running up and down.

"I'm... not bad." Mrs. Zhusan also sighed, telling the truth.

I still remember that when Zhu Juntang was a child, he rummaged through boxes and cabinets at home, found Mrs. Zhusan's massage supplies to play with, and then lay on the carpet and poked her body, twisting his body and yelling. Su Xiaocui found out and asked her where What are you doing, she said that she was learning how her mother exercised.

At that time, Mrs. Zhusan wanted to die, and even wanted to stuff her back in her stomach.

Based on these unbearable past events, it is still acceptable to wear a sheep doll costume today, once the human threshold is lowered.

It's not good to talk to Liu Jianshe about this, lest he think she is a woman who is dissatisfied with her desires... just occasionally.

"Go ride a horse!" Zhu Juntang rushed over, put his hands on Liu Jianshe's shoulders, and hung himself on him, shouting: "You and I ride a horse!"

"A person's words and deeds should conform to his external image. For example, an adult should have an adult's maturity, stability and external feedback under the normal worldview cognition. Otherwise, like you, others will think that this little girl Did he stop developing mentally at the age of three?" Liu Jianshe looked at Zhu Juntang who was hanging on his chest with his legs dragging on the ground and his head howling, and had to seriously remind her.

A normal 19-year-old girl is still acting like a child, which is a bit pretentious, but she put on a sheep doll costume, exuding a temperament that is not normal human beings, so the appearance of a child is very suitable for her. The perception is estimated.

"You promised me! If you want to ride a horse with me, I don't care about Yan..."

Liu Jianshe dragged her there.

He didn't want Mrs. Zhusan to know that he bought cosmetics for Yan Qingcheng.

Although now that she knows, she probably won't do anything to Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng, but she will definitely keep an account of this matter, so don't get involved in being gentle and considerate, virtuous and kind, so that Yan Huaye and Yan Qingcheng are independent and strong, The well-behaved and sensible Yan Qingcheng.

Seeing that Zhu Juntang was going to ride the carousel, Jin Xiaomei started the electric car rented in the park, quickly came to the carousel area, and pulled the administrator of the facility aside.

Jin Xiaomei took out 1 yuan.

The administrator was startled, stretched out his hand involuntarily, and quickly retracted it, "Beauty, what do you mean?"

"Our lady will come to play on the carousel later. We need to disinfect the facilities briefly. It will take about 3 minutes. I hope you can accommodate it. Tourists should not have any complaints when they see the disinfection of the facilities. "Jin Xiaomei asked with a smile.

"Then why don't you make a reservation?" The administrator looked left and right, and quickly reached out to take the money. She gave too much!In fact, there is no risk in such a relatively reasonable request. Even if it is only a few hundred dollars, it will generally be agreed.

"No one will see our young lady's cuteness if the venue is reserved, and she has no way to show off that she is a child accompanied by her parents." Jin Xiaomei explained.

The administrator nodded half-understood. Anyway, it's all kinds of stink problems that rich people are used to.

Chapter 12 I don't want to, I don't want to grow up

The Breadman responsible for the disinfecting was in the front, followed by the Three Baa House.

In such a cold weather, the three soft-looking sheep gave people a warm feeling.

In particular, their ears and tails shake and shake from time to time. It always makes people feel like an extremely cute family in the crowd.

The family atmosphere must be very harmonious, with loving father and daughter, loving mother and filial piety and so on.

"Mom, I decided to build three bleating statues in the new playground in Dawangshan to commemorate our family event today." Zhu Juntang said, pulling Mrs. Zhusan's sheep's tail.

"Yeah." Mrs. Zhu San said casually, she was adjusting the angle to take a selfie so that the composition could meet her requirements.

"Let's scale it up a hundred times." Zhu Juntang raised his hand and gestured to make a decision.

"According to the general rules of civil building design, the height of a building exceeds 100 meters. Whether it is a residential or other public building, it is a super high-rise building. It will be more troublesome to approve it. I suggest that if you really want to build it, keep it below 100 meters." Mrs. Zhusan thought I want to say.

"Alright." Zhu Juntang nodded, and three bleats of almost 100 meters were standing next to the amusement park. It was not bad after thinking about it. If it was really close to 200 meters, it might feel a little giant phobia.

Ordinary buildings are okay, but the appearance of animals may give people the impression that they are invaded by Titan creatures, full of evil spirits, and they are not cute anymore.

"Are you just spoiling her like this?" Liu Jianshe said in surprise, he thought that Mrs. Zhusan would not agree.

I remember that Zhu Juntang said that she wanted to build a forest park inside the Baolong Center but was rejected by Mrs. Zhu San, saying that Feng Shui was not good... It seems that she really felt that Feng Shui was not good, so she didn't let Zhu Juntang do whatever she wanted.

If it doesn't affect Feng Shui, it will probably follow Zhu Juntang's will.

I was originally a remnant of the old feudal society, and I have lived for many years in Taiwan Island, where the dross of traditional culture is concentrated. It is normal to care about Feng Shui.

"Cough... By the way, when I came back from the airport, I met a truck delivering some kind of balloon. It said it was a balloon made by you. What are you doing?" Mrs. Zhusan asked quickly to show her The management of Zhu Juntang is still very meticulous and strict.

"It's a lamb-shaped balloon that hangs on the top of a building and can radiate more than half of the county. When people look up, they can realize that this is a city controlled by baa-baa." Zhu Juntang explained patiently.

Maybe this is the way parents show their authority and desire to control, and care about small things involving ten or eight dollars.

"I don't think baa-baa can control a city, but you must be controlled by baa-baa." Liu Jianshe shook his head.

"Baa! Baa! Baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled loudly, quickly revealing that he was indeed controlled by Baaba.

Liu Jianshe was emotionally ups and downs. He felt that the ears and tail of the sheep controlled by the emotional perception system were shaking, and he quickly controlled his emotions.

Zhu Juntang looked at the carousel in front of him on tiptoe, "These horses have been running, can you count how many horses there are?"

"Horses are not separate, they are individual." Zhu Juntang is good at riding, it is impossible not to know that horses are individual, but Liu Jianshe still couldn't help correcting her.

When she was riding a horse at Nanshan Ranch, she knew that the horses were one by one.

"You also know that I have in-depth research on the history of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. I am very familiar with many celebrities of that era." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly. She can even name the four sons of the Warring States Period. What is also familiar.

"Huh?" Is this a blunt change of subject?Liu Jianshe couldn't help laughing, "Yes, you are very familiar with Jing Ke and Prince Dan. At your suggestion, Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times. Qin Shihuang followed your suggestion and established the United Nations."

"Did I mention that Qin Shihuang established the United Nations? Bah, the United Nations was established when I was a child. You should pay more attention to the progress and changes of modern society, and don't just focus on history." Zhu Juntang advised.

Liu Jianshe folded his hands on his chest and looked up at the sky.

If she was still in Mrs. Zhusan's womb, she was considered a child, then she was not wrong... But the key point is that her real perception is that the United Nations has only been established for more than ten years.

Mrs. Zhusan just found the right feeling and composition, and quickly took a picture: the mother with a slight smile, the daughter with a great look on her face, and the father who looked up at the sky in anger.

"What I want to tell you is that in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there was a man named Gongsun Baalong." Zhu Juntang said as he leaned back and squeezed into his arms.

"Which psychopath would be called Gongsun Baalong! He is called Gongsun Long!" Liu Jianshe was sure that she was talking about a representative of the famous Lijianbai faction during the Warring States Period.

"I have done some research, and his real name is Gongsun Baalong, but he is afraid that others will laugh at him as naive, so he dare not face his inner desire to bleat, and declares that his name is Gongsunlong." Zhu Juntang said about his research results Convinced.

"Fortunately, Gongsun Long is not me." Liu Jianshe didn't bother to argue, and it wasn't him who was crowned the title of "Gongsun Baa Long".

As for her textual research, it is probably the conclusion drawn by the way of thinking like a mental patient.

"The story of Gongsun Baalong is that he rode a white horse to the state of Qin. The people of Qin state said that you came from an epidemic area, and your horse could not enter the state of Qin because it would spread the plague. Gongsun Baalong said that he rode a white horse. , A white horse is not a horse." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he turned to look at Liu Jianshe, "This story is relatively unpopular, haven't you heard of it?"

Liu Jianshe looked at her expressionlessly.

It's really unpopular, and it is estimated that the children in the kindergarten don't know it, and only the elementary school students can learn such historical and cultural stories.

Zhu Juntang didn't care about his expression, and continued: "A white horse is not a horse, of course it is a sophistry. White is a color. Even if the attribute of white is removed, a horse is still a horse. But a wooden horse is different. Remove the attribute of wood. It becomes something completely different from a Trojan horse."

"What exactly do you want to say?" Mrs. Zhusan frowned, and then couldn't help smiling at Liu Jianshe, "I like to quote scriptures when I talk about it, and it's exactly the same as you."

Liu Jianshe was stunned for a moment, there was nothing exactly the same!Is this how he talks about things?absolutely not!

"What I want to say is that Trojan horses are not horses. So horses are naturally one by one, and Trojan horses are not horses, but they can be one by one." Zhu Juntang nodded in satisfaction, his argument was well-founded and reasonable , It fully demonstrates that the bad old man is a lumpy head, his thinking is bound by habitual cognition, and he doesn't know how to adapt.

"Then do you know that in daily life, there is a cognitive standard called convention. Convention is even higher than the authoritative definition. Trojan horses are one by one, this is convention!" Liu Jianshe really wanted to send her back to the Warring States period, and Let Gongsun Long compete!

"Oh, listen to you, there are wooden horses one by one." Zhu Juntang reached out and touched Liu Jianshe's chest. What am I arguing with you?" Meaning.

Liu Jianshe was not at all happy, and now he just wanted to take off the sheep doll costume and walk away. How could he be so annoying?

"You see, I have already said it. When she talks nonsense, I ignore her. You fight with her, are you happy if you win the fight? Or angry, if you lose the fight, you will be even more angry." Zhu The third wife gently advised while looking down at the photos on the phone.

"You're right." Liu Jianshe said angrily, shouldn't the mother be on the same side with him at this time, and take turns to discipline her?

Seeing Liu Jianshe's uneasy expression, Mrs. Zhusan turned around quickly, so as not to turn his idea of ​​"she should go to Antarctica" into actual action.

The merry-go-round stopped, and the previous round of tourists left. The breadman in charge of disinfecting quickly stepped forward to clean and disinfect. Then, according to Zhu Juntang's eyes, he selected two wooden horses, waited for the tourists to come up, and handed the two wooden horses to three Baa's family, and then left.

Zhu Juntang took Liu Jianshe's hand and sat on a wooden horse, leaned back in his arms, and took his hands to encircle himself. Mom and Dad look at each other with the children riding.

"Tell me, am I the cutest and happiest kid in the world?" Zhu Juntang grabbed Liu Jianshe's hands and slapped him vigorously, threatening him to tell the truth.

"Yes, you are." Is riding a wooden horse the happiest thing?Then Liu Jianshe can only say yes.

Only then did Zhu Juntang let go of his hand, took off the hood of the doll costume, put his head in his arms, pushed back and forth against his neck and chin, and rubbed back and forth.

This is a typical Shangguan indifferent behavior, just like cats and dogs who have nothing to do but come to annoy their master.

Liu Jianshe touched her head. Life is long, but each stage of life cannot be repeated. Is it because she stubbornly maintains an innocent and naive appearance because she does not want to grow up slowly without her father's company? ?

Thinking of this, Liu Jianshe lowered his head, slammed his chin on top of her head, and gently hugged the precious daughter who would make people jump into a rage, burst into a heart, and make people feel pitiful and lovely.

Chapter 13

For a while, Zhu Juntang leaned against Liu Changan's arms and acted like a baby, and for a while, he held the carousel horse's ears and shouted "Drive! Drive!", and for a while, he undulated his body to imitate the deep riding in equestrian skills, pressing waves, pushing waves, Mongolian riding, etc. Wait for gestures.

Obviously, Ms. Zhusan basically doesn't know what shame is. As the most excited and active person on the merry-go-round, adults and children are all paying attention to this little goat who seems to be playing on the merry-go-round for the first time. I don't know. I thought she was so excited because she had just become the pilot of the first Star Destroyer in human history.

Mrs. Zhusan's pony is next to her. She would like to pretend that she doesn't know Zhu Juntang, but who told her to wear a sheep doll costume? People will know that you are the same sheep at a glance.

Professor Liu Jianshe usually doesn't care about the eyes of passers-by, but he is a normal person after all, no matter how strong his mood is, he knows shame and embarrassment, so he can only raise his hand from time to time to scratch his forehead, wipe his eyebrows with his fingers, and do some gestures to cover his face .

The merry-go-round finally stopped, and Liu Jianshe hurriedly pulled Zhu Juntang, who was still standing on the foot of the merry-go-round and refused to get off, to leave.

Mrs. Zhusan followed behind and continued to use her mobile phone to shoot small videos of father and daughter's daily interaction.