I'm really immortal

"Unless you find a way to get my daddy to wear the Nightmare Armor and have sex with me, otherwise I won't tell you."

Su Mei glanced at the so-called "Nightmare Battle Armor" on the lamb, she didn't know why the lamb felt majestic, it looked like a sheep's head pangolin when it was worn on it.

Will Liu Changan wear this thing?

But...he even wore a sheep doll costume.

But would he be willing to become a sheep?This nightmare armor can only be worn by turning into a sheep, right?

"Liu Changan turned into a sheep when he was at the Nanshan Ranch." Zhongqing said to Su Mei in a low voice.

"Who are you so quiet about? Qingqing, since my mother returned to Junsha, you don't take Ben baa seriously." Xiao Yang said dissatisfied.

"I definitely didn't mean that." Zhong Qing sighed and firmly denied it.

The lamb didn't really think so, he just looked at his mother who seemed to be thinking about it.

"Okay." Su Mei hadn't tried to act like a baby to Liu Changan for a long time, and asked him to do such absurd things, just in time... At that time, let's deal with the emotional adjustment incident and test his threshold in some aspects.

"I doubt...I extremely doubt that An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person!" Xiao Yang kicked the iron cage and turned around, "Baa! Didn't expect that!"

Chapter 22 Undecided, Quantum Mechanics

It's not that Su Mei has never met those who like to exaggerate.

Some people want to get Su Mei's attention, and they say "I have a cross-generational project in hand", "my product can change the world" and so on are the lowest level.

There are also some like Zhu Juntang, who first come up with a subversive conclusion to arouse the attention and curiosity of others, and then ramble about, and finally find that what he said has nothing to do with what he said at the beginning.

Someone tried every means and handed Su Mei a proposal called "The Atlantic Is Crying".

The name is related to climate change, environmental protection, marine life, and geographical research projects. It is full of a sense of compassion and deep thinking between man and nature.

In fact, this person's idea is to make the warm and humid air flow from the Atlantic more abundant, accumulate in the south of the Tianshan Mountains, and create a hundred Sailimu Lakes in the Taklamakan Desert.

The warm and humid air flow from the Atlantic Ocean comes from thousands of miles away, and the Sailimu Lake, which was formed after being intercepted by the Tianshan Mountains, is no longer able to climb over the Tianshan Mountains. It is praised as the last tear of the Atlantic Ocean.

Then one hundred Sailimu Lakes are one hundred tears, so it seems that there is no problem in naming this plan "The Atlantic Is Crying".

At first glance, this plan seems to be interesting, but the key is how to implement it. The other party proposed an implementation plan in a very surprising way: from the Atlantic Ocean to the Tianshan Mountains, countless huge fans will be set up along the way to accelerate the warm and humid air flow in the Atlantic Ocean.

If Wang Duoyu meets this person, he doesn't have to worry about how to spend the billion.

Su Mei felt that what Zhu Juntang was talking about was similar to this person's, an eye-catching beginning and a joke that ended without a problem.

"You got the inspiration from Liu Changan and Liu Jianshe being the same person, right? But the problem is, we all know they are the same person, so we have never seen Liu Changan and Liu Jianshe appearing at the same time. So what about An Nuan and Professor Liu? You don't want Tell me, you have never seen them appear at the same time." Su Mei said angrily.

Su Mei always felt that something was wrong with Liu Yuewang, but she didn't think in such an absurd direction. She knew very well that An Nuan was born from Liu Yuewang's stomach, and it was impossible for her to be a person who gave birth to herself?

"Are you really Miss San? You can't be her little lamb pretending to be you?" Zhongqing asked suspiciously.

Because Zhu Juntang usually likes to talk nonsense, but it is definitely not unreasonable nonsense, and he can often justify himself logically, but this kind of nonsense that An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person, so how can it be justified?

"PU!" Lamb spat at Zhongqing.

Zhongqing is relieved, because only Zhu Juntang and her alpaca Long Aotian are the ones who will spit like this. Since the person in front of her is not Long Aotian with flowing hair and President Fan, it is Zhu Juntang's transformed lamb , not the pet lamb who likes to warm up and scorches the hair on his ears.

"What exactly do you want to say?" Su Mei knew it was nonsense, but she was also a little concerned about whether it could provide new ideas or inspiration.

The most important thing is that after listening to its nonsense, you can teach it a lesson logically. Su Mei gets angry when she sees its tired appearance, and the smug expression on the sheep's face is vivid. How could she be so angry? A kebab?

"To express your opinion, you have to be in a high place. Let's lift the cage to the conference table first. The floor is cool, and the bleating little hoofs are also cold." The lamb turned over and lifted himself up "Mom, do you think my soft lamb's hooves are cute? Daddy likes my lamb's hooves the most. He often plays with them in his hands and praises me for being cute."

"Are you dreaming?" Su Mei didn't believe it at all. Seeing its appearance, Liu Changan often felt emotional ups and downs, easily lost control of his mentality, and still liked its lamb's hooves the most?

The iron cage has a thick floor, and it doesn't directly touch the floor. How can the little hoof get cold?Just seeing that it really had an idea, Su Mei still snapped her fingers.

A man in black came in, Su Mei pointed to the iron cage.

The man in black grabbed the thick steel pipes on both sides of the iron cage and lifted them up. His biceps and pectoral muscles bulged under his straight shirt, and he put the iron cage on the conference table.

The desktop sank slightly, and the man in black stepped back.

"Miss San, what are you doing in the cage all this time? Come out quickly." Zhongqing asked puzzled, the door of the cage had already been opened.

"This is a gesture of rebellion! How can there be a mother who locks her baby in a cage! In other families, stepmothers treat children badly, but in our family, the mother is the most ruthless, and other stepmothers will defend Baa-baa!" The lamb was so angry that he stomped his feet, and the bottom of the cage was knocked with hooves.

"Didn't you get in by yourself?"

"I fell into a trap! Who would guard against my mother!" Thinking about it, I became even angrier, the old man is also like this, he only knows how to use his trust!The lamb still remembered that the old man made a cross, and then it leaned on it and asked him to tie itself up, and then he threw it into the sky, and the sheep flew away.

"Let you sit in on the meeting and improve yourself. I'll try to find a way. Is it easy for me?" Su Mei stretched out her finger, didn't it understand?Your mother fights for the good of you. Those other women make you feel like a spring breeze on the surface, but are they still thinking about your father's nourishment behind their backs?

"Anyway, I won't come out. When Daddy hasn't seen me for a long time, he will miss me. When he came to me and found me locked in a cage, he must feel sorry for me. I just lay in his arms and bleated loudly." , and shed tears that fell on the ground and would turn into pearls and roll around." The lamb was determined and determined to fight to the end.

This is also a long-term strategy. If I can’t wait to run out when I see the iron cage door, my mother will feel that the iron cage is very effective, and I will use it next time!

On the contrary, she found that Xiao Yang didn't care how long she was locked up, so she wouldn't use such tricks again.

Su Mei gritted her teeth a little bit, she knew very well, don't look at Zhu Juntang who Liu Changan beats up every now and then crying loudly, but that is also as dangerous as him picking up the child by himself, if someone else really tortured Zhu Juntang, I'm afraid... I'm afraid it's her relative Mom, he still has some emotions in his heart.

Forget it, if it wants to stay inside, just stay there. Anyway, she has a way to let it get in by itself, and she also has a way to make it run out by itself. How can a mother not be good at cleaning up her own children?

"Okay, whatever you want. Now you can say why An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person, right?" Su Mei sat on the chair in a leisurely manner, and moved to the opposite of it.

Xiao Yang looked at Zhong Qing, who was not as intelligent and knowledgeable as her own, and her mother, who was not as good as her in vision and spirit. .”

"Sheep's eyes look down on people?"

The lamb didn't take her mother's sarcasm seriously, and continued: "As we all know, it is a wrong idiom to look down on people with the eyes of sheep. The correct way to say it is to look down on people with the eyes of dogs. Because I am a special bleat, I will not take me as an example. Let's see Lu Sien, the dog's eyes look down on people, this sentence refers to the dog's eyes, the world in the eyes of dogs is actually different from that seen by human eyes."

Unexpectedly, he would also correct other people's idiom usage, Xiao Yang Yang Yang proudly paced in the iron cage.

Su Mei just looked at it suspiciously, and then glanced at Lu Sien who was squatting obediently on the ground.

Lu Sien did not lose his memory, Zhu Juntang was the former owner, and Zhongqing was also a person who often walked him, and later he often came here to play. There is a dog named "Master" who is still his friend, so he stays here without being anxious Or rush to go back.

"That is to say, the world we see in our eyes is captured by a camera and turned into a photo, and then a camera connected to the dog's brain is used to print out the world seen by the dog's eyes as a photo... We will find that this They are two completely different photos." After Xiao Yang finished speaking, his wise eyes inspected the two people in front of him.

"But...that's just the photos are different, not the world is different, the world is still the same." Zhongqing understands what Xiao Yang said.

Su Mei took a deep look at the lamb, but said nothing.

"That's right, in our eyes, An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are different, like a world being expressed in two images. In essence, they are one person, just our senses to see the world, the channel to understand the world, The rules that limit our understanding of the world are all deceiving us: these are two people." Xiao Yang's eyes fell on her mother, although she can't dig a hole, she can barely be regarded as an intellectual. It's just that the little vixen, who only knows how to account for the tiger, needs to be a little smarter.

"Then how did you break through this limitation, not be deceived, and discover the truth?" Su Mei asked back, this lamb skewer is basically illiterate, how could you think about such a problem?

Although Zhuang Zhou began to doubt the authenticity of the world 2300 years ago, most people believe that it is just a feeling of confusion, rather than thinking and analysis after discovering evidence based on real events.

What Xiao Yang just talked about is more like after the rapid development of modern physics, many real-life experimental discoveries and theories have made people start to think about whether the world is real or virtual.

"Because a while ago, the old man tried to torture me, and even started to tell me about quantum mechanics! He also said that this world is virtual, and when we make the virtual world run infinitely close to reality, we will fully understand the problems of quantum mechanics." Lamb sighed softly, "I have done some research on quantum mechanics now, so I will think about it from this perspective."

You also have some research on quantum mechanics!The corners of Su Mei's eyes twitched a few times before she forcibly suppressed the wild laughter and desire to mock from her heart.

"After my thinking, I found that this world is indeed a man-made bleat universe, and the bad old man is the manager of the bleat universe. Before I grew up, he executed the will of the bleat universe, so now this world will appear Some characteristics of the virtual world, such as NPCs like Liu Yuewang who feel like bugs."

The lamb stepped on his hoof, "I hope that from now on, Mom, you will give me a little respect for the future controller of the universe, and when I regain the authority of the manager from the bad old man, I will become the master of Kyushu Fengleijianmen!" After the sect master, let you also become a twin body like Liu Yuewang and An Nuan, so that you can experience more in the love with the bad old man..."

Before the little sheep finished speaking, Su Mei pinched the sheep's mouth, Su Mei's cheeks were blushing and blood was about to ooze, but the sheep couldn't utter a word.

Chapter 23 Hercules

The lamb stretched out its two hooves and hugged its mother's hand, got rid of her control, and then bounced around in the iron cage without saying anything.

After all, everyone's cognition of the world, wisdom and role positioning in the bleating universe are not at the same level, and communicating with them is quite useless. Xiao Yang doesn't want to bring himself down to the same level as them, and then use what they can Explain the problem in a comprehensible way.

"It's a bit confusing. Now on the mainland, junior high school has come into contact with the wave-particle duality of light. An object is both a wave and a particle, and its state depends on your observation. This is Mr. Zhu What Tang said, whether that person is An Nuan or Liu Yuewang, depends on our observation." Su Mei simply explained to Zhong Qing.

"Bah! I'm really a genius. Have my discoveries been included in textbooks? Then why does Yan Qingcheng always give me tutoring for seventh grade texts? She really doesn't care about me!" Xiao Yang sneered and said I have opinions on Yan Qingcheng. It seems that the high opinion I just expressed is basically at the academician level.

"As for the baa baa universe it said, you can understand that it thinks we live in a virtual world. It's easy to understand like a person who is both Liu Yuewang and An Nuan. The virtual world that is being created in the underground base In the world, matter can be a wave function, or it can be a definite value."

Su Mei took out a laptop from the drawer of the conference table, opened it, and tapped the keyboard casually, "We found a new map in a game similar to the virtual world. Before we entered the new map, it Just like the wave-particle duality of light, its state cannot be determined, but after we enter, this new map is immediately created according to the rules behind the virtual world... If the world we exist now also has such rules, then Whether the world exists depends on whether we are observing it, interesting?"

Zhong Qing frowned. What Su Mei said was quite easy to understand. After all, modern people's experience of playing online games can help everyone understand some phenomena in quantum mechanics that are unacceptable in reality.

Back then, those scientists had just discovered those phenomena and had never played online games, so they were probably very panicked.

"What are you talking about? Are you talking about the truth of the universe I discovered? Why are you talking about my theory, but I don't know what you are talking about? Are you trying to wrap my theory up? To fight for Bao... the Nobel Prize or something, and then become the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect?" Xiao Yang looked at his mother suspiciously.

After all, after becoming the sect master of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, he can control the entire baa-baa universe. Mother is the master of evil forces in the world. Generally, this kind of character would not be willing to be subordinate to him. Her special appliance is also a possibility.

Su Mei's main research direction is not quantum physics, but she was aroused by Xiao Yang, and turned a deaf ear to his doubts. She just tapped on the keyboard, "Look at this keyboard, does it look like the periodic table of elements? Basic composition sorting, like keyboard combinations?"

"We use the keyboard to enter various rules to create a virtual world, just like someone uses the rules of combining elements to create what we call the real world?" Zhong Qing understood Su Mei's meaning, and then laughed dumbly, "I didn't expect that Today you will discuss such profound issues with us."

"Listen to her nonsense, let's chat by the way, I hope she can understand a truth, if you always think that you have unprecedented discoveries and ideas, it must be because you haven't read enough books and have too little knowledge." Su Mei pressed the button With his soft waist, he walked towards the meeting room without looking back.

"Baa! You go, I will always wait in the iron cage for Daddy to rescue his colorful glazed pure white fairyland Baa-baa princess!"

Zhongqing hurriedly led the dog to follow, walked out of the conference room and asked in a low voice: "Miss San is still in the cage, what if she really refuses to come out?"

"It's very simple, she will come out by herself later. You should send that dog away first... lest Liu Changan think that I detained his dog because I wanted him to come to me." Su Mei pointed to Lu Sien.

It's all in vain... Zhongqing still nodded, sighing slightly in her heart, you are so arrogant, don't you want him to come to you?

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Arriving at the end of the small train, it was very close to the subway station. The four of them walked there. Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong held hands and ran and danced.

It was the first time for Shangguan Dandan to take the subway, because before traveling far away, either his daughters-in-law and goddaughters would be picked up by luxury cars, or Liu Changan would take him with him on an electric car, or he would lie on Liu Changan's back. A convenient means of transportation.

"Why is there no button on this small TV!" Shangguan Dandan announced loudly that she had discovered an unreasonable phenomenon after walking around a subway self-service ticket vending machine.

Zhou Shuling was buying a subway ticket for her, and explained: "It's the same as your self-service vending machine. You pay and you get things out, not a small TV."

A coin dropped from the ticket vending machine, and Zhou Shuling handed it to her.

"Then let's take one home and put it at the gate of the community. From now on, everyone will go to my self-service ticket vending machine to buy tickets when they take the subway." Shangguan Dandan looked at the crowded crowd in the subway, and immediately felt that this is a way to make money. Business, eager to embrace the self-service ticket vending machine.

It's a bit heavy, the queen mother is not strong enough to carry it now, Shangguan Dandan looked around, carefully suppressed his intention to not reveal it.

"You go directly to rob the bank." After Liu Chang'an thought for a while, he gave her a more promising idea, "Anyway, you are very capable."

"Don't you agree?" Shangguan Dandan put his hands on his hips and glared at Liu Chang'an angrily. He was discriminating against and prejudiced. He didn't see her self-service vending machine operating so successfully. This self-service ticket vending machine must also make the queen mother a lot of money. .

He must be afraid that she would succeed in her career and have more and more say in the family. From then on, Shangguan Dandan gave him 80 yuan pocket money every day.

"Except for Zhu Juntang, even Qin Yanan will not agree with you among the rest of the people." Liu Chang'an strictly ruled out Zhu Juntang, and said with great certainty.

Shangguan Dandan quickly glanced at Zhou Shuling, and Zhou Shuling nodded imperceptibly.

Only then did Shangguan Dandan frowned, and only Xiaotang would agree, so it probably wasn't very reliable.

"I won't rob a bank." Shangguan Dandan said after thinking about it.

Liu Changan sighed, if he had known earlier, it would be better for her to deal with the self-service ticket vending machines.

Zhou Shuling took Shangguan Dandan's hand to the gate, and taught her how to swipe a coin-shaped subway ticket.

Zhou Dongdong stood on top of the red fire-proof box, stretched out his hand and gestured towards the standard line of subway children's free tickets next to him, to show that he was a child who needed to buy a ticket, and Liu Changan ruthlessly carried him down to show his true colors, and then he held hands and passed the gate .

Metro Line 2 runs through the east and west of Junsha, and crosses the Xiangjiang River at the bottom of the river. The subway track of Juzhou Metro Station is very deep. It is located in the depth of the 13th floor underground in the center of the river. Every time you take Line 2 to cross the Xiangjiang River, think about the top of your head Nearly 40 meters away is the Taotao River going north to Dongting, which is quite amazing.

"Liu Chang'an, can you punch through the top of our heads and let the river flow down?" Shangguan Dandan asked curiously as he walked towards the front of the platform when he heard that the water was nearly 40 meters below.

"Please don't ask these questions about suspected terrorists." Liu Changan refused to answer. Things like this that would cause civilian casualties can be classified as terrorist actions. It belongs to the internal affairs of other countries, so there is no need to be sentimental to generate empathy.

"That's why you can't. In order to maintain your personality as an ordinary college student, your strength is relatively average. You can't even lift Xiaotang's two buildings with one hand." Shangguan Dandan is also very weak, not only can't lift the building , I can’t even pick up the kitchen knife in the kitchen, and I can only wave Zhou Dongdong’s plastic kitchen knife a few times a day to show that I actually intend to do some housework in the kitchen.

"Liu Chang'an is a strong man, he has great strength." Zhou Shuling reached out and touched Liu Chang'an's arm, and said enviously, she also wished that she was a strong man before, so that she could push more and sell it earlier, and she could also go to work on the construction site .

"How do you know that he is very strong? Did he do something to you that made you feel very strong?" Shangguan said calmly with his mouth slightly open, lest others find out that the majestic and elegant Queen Mother was actually talking Astringent.

When Liu Changan found out, he raised his hand and knocked her on the head, causing her neck to shrink back and forth. Then Zhou Shuling pulled her over and hugged her to protect her.

"You can beat people. Usually when I see you working, I feel that you have great strength. Last time you helped me loosen the soil and dig the land. You dug it very deep. You can dig out a large piece of soil at once." Zhou Shuling touched Shangguan Dan Dan's hair said.

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help giggling, Liu Changan had no choice but to give her a look and forget about it, since Zhou Shuling was speaking in a serious manner, seeing her smile easily made people think about ambiguous things.

"I want to be a strongman too!" Zhou Dongdong squatted on the ground and stood up again, raising his hands high, like a weightlifter.

"Then how can I become a strongman?" Liu Changan asked.

"Eat a lot of food!"

"Then what will you do when you become a Hercules?"

"Eat more meals."

"It's you who have ideals and a future." Liu Changan praised, and then glanced at Zhou Shuling.