I'm really immortal

She was never worried that professional managers would use means to sweep away the assets of a certain company of hers. When such an accident happened, the means that the head of the world's evil forces should have become very useful again.

What makes Su Mei a little happy is that Liu Changan seems to really consider letting Zhu Juntang inherit the position of the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect... Wait, Su Mei suddenly wakes up. Like a playful product, what is the meaning of Zhu Juntang's dream of being the head of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate?

"Third Miss said that it was mainly a temporary idea. Normally, it should be prepared for three to five years, and the earth, moon, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and other places should be announced, and then the ceremony will be held." Zhongqing said with a smile.

"She is considerate, and they are all planets where humans have landed or launched probes. Why, she thinks that there are aliens in those places, and she wants to invite them to her ceremony?" Liu Changan immediately understood Zhu Juntang's little What's going on in the sheep's head.

"That's what it means."

"Then why doesn't she launch a rocket outside the solar system, equipped with interstellar probes and broadcast notifications to the whole universe?" Liu Changan turned sideways, looked out the window, and looked for Zhu Juntang's figure.

Feeling him approaching her, the man's warm breath made Su Mei feel very comfortable, but she didn't forget to remind him, "Don't tell her that, she will roll on the ground and come to me for a rocket …Actually, it’s okay to give her a rocket for fun, but if she really launches the rocket, the interstellar probe carrying her personal information will be captured by some kind of alien civilization, and then she will be captured by this alien civilization with a certain method. What if it was taken away in a way we can't understand?"

"The probability of this should be quite small, right?" Liu Changan asked with a little worry. In fact, the earliest radio waves emitted by this generation of human beings have spread to all directions in the universe for more than 100 light years.

Although it looks far away, compared to the radius of the Milky Way, which is more than 5 light-years, it is only a corner.

"It's really quite small. In fact, the ancient civilizations of Tesla's generation have already done this kind of thing. As for whether aliens have been attracted to visit the earth because of this, no one knows. It's just very likely that we spread to the universe. The information of the aliens was captured by some aliens after billions or even tens of billions of years, but it is still possible for them to directly locate the position of our so-called space-time coordinates through the special understanding and utilization of the movement of matter. Tang was taken away." Su Mei said with a smile, because the possibility of this is too small to be really worrying.

After all, the mutton skewers are just her and Liu Changan's heart, not the whole universe regards her as a favorite.

Liu Changan thought about it, and decided not to use the topic of launching a rocket to announce to the whole universe to satirize Zhu Juntang.

In such a comparison, the Golden Basin Washing Ceremony hosted by Zhu Juntang is a trivial matter, so let her go.

Liu Chang'an's phone rang, it was Shangguan Dandan calling, and he answered it casually.

"Just learn how my kettle boils water and gurgle for me!"

"Why should I learn how to boil water in a kettle and gurgle for you!"

"Because I have to boil water every morning when I wake up, today we are on Wugong Mountain, and there is no water to boil, I am not used to it!"

"Can't you call it yourself?"

"I don't know myself!"

"You look for Li Hongfang, she is the best at flattering you."

Liu Changan hung up the phone. He was a little suspicious that Shangguan Dandan thought he was a hit last night, so he called and harassed him before he got up from sleep. The result was that he answered quickly, which meant that he had already woken up. I had no choice but to find a reason to perfunctory the past.

There is no evidence, but it is more reasonable to use this way of thinking to figure out Shangguan Dandan's behavior.

"Shangguan Dandan?" Su Mei tilted her head.

"Ah."

Su Mei didn't say anything. From the conversation, it seemed that Shangguan Dandan asked Liu Changan to learn the sound of boiling a kettle for her?

Are you sick?As soon as Su Mei thought of this, she quickly and gently wiped it away, she couldn't have such obvious dissatisfaction with Shangguan Dandan, lest it will be revealed inadvertently when they meet next time and cause trouble for herself.

Liu Changan went back to his room to take a shower, and after a while, Zhu Juntang walked in swaggeringly.

"Commander, my martial arts master is about to hold a golden basin handwashing ceremony, and I specially invite you to participate in it." Zhu Juntang showed an amiable and gentle smile, and stood elegantly and calmly in front of Liu Changan.

"Guardian?" Liu Chang'an couldn't understand this title, but he didn't think about it. Not only did Zhu Juntang like to call people nicknames, but he also yelled at them indiscriminately.

"A general means a defeated general. It's just to take care of your self-esteem and face, so it's called a general for short. How did you know that you couldn't understand my thoughtfulness, so I have to say it." Zhu Juntang Yangyang explained proudly.

Liu Changan looked at her small arms and slender legs, her white and tender face, her slender and gentle neck, her head was wearing a different colorful crown from before, and she was holding a fairy stick about one meter long in her hand. There is a heart-shaped device that keeps spraying a faint mist, which is clearly the style of Balabala Little Demon Fairy, and has a little bit of connection with Wulin Supreme?

"It seems that because you have been invincible for a long time, you have formed a habit of mind, and you can't accept the fact that you have become my defeat for a while." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan without fear, and analyzed calmly.

"Do you believe that I will beat you up in public?" Liu Chang'an wiped his wet palms, he really had this idea.

"It doesn't matter, even if you beat me up in public, everyone can understand that I don't do anything anymore because I want to wash my hands in a golden basin." Zhu Juntang sighed softly, "I can also understand now that Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai decided to win the gold medal. Washing your hands in the basin, when you quit the rivers and lakes, when facing the six major factions besieging Heimuyan, you have to bear the mood of not making a move."

"Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai?"

"Ever since Yue Lingshan and Lin Pingzhi lay together in Laodenuo's coffin and fell in love secretly, Linghu Chong was disheartened, and met Ren Yingying, Xiang Wentian, Ren Woxing and others, and killed Heimuyan together. Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bubai found out that each other's moves coincided with each other's swordsmanship, one of them was bound to be defeated, and the other was invincible and lonely, so they naturally attracted each other..."

"Stop it. What kind of "Swordsman" are you reading?" Liu Changan dislikes "Swordsman" the least in martial arts novels, but it is also a standard martial arts novel. What is Zhu Juntang talking about? Mess.

"Gan Yong's "Swordsman is over." The Chong in the title refers to the hero Linghu Chong, do you know? The title has double meanings, not a simple internet term." Zhu Juntang said A fan of this book.

"Professor Liu gave you a book list. You are not allowed to read other books until you have finished reading her book list." Liu Changan said calmly. Nowadays, novel authors don't consider whether they will poison teenagers?What is written.

"I've washed my hands in a golden basin." Zhu Juntang didn't care.

"Ok?"

"In "Swordsman, That's the End", the Huashan faction is the rivers and lakes, Heimuyan is the rivers and lakes, and the relationship between Yue Buqun and Linghu Chong is also the rivers and lakes. This is the saying that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. The interaction between people is also a kind of quarrel. The relationship between Professor Liu and I is a quarrel, and the relationship between me and Yan Qingcheng is full of intrigues and intrigues. I washed my hands and quit the jianghu, and I also quit studying. I will not study or read in the future." Zhu Juntang held the ceremony of washing his hands in a golden basin, of course, not only to show off his power in front of Liu Changan, but also had other deep meanings.

Liu Changan couldn't help looking up at the ceiling, let Su Mei give her a rocket to play with, and then wait for the aliens to come and take her away. From then on, for countless years, out of sight, out of mind.

"Do you want to take a rocket to the moon?" Liu Changan suddenly thought of a more realistic plan.

Zhu Juntang just wanted to nod vigorously, but suddenly became vigilant, then turned around and ran out, came to the door of Su Mei's room and shouted: "Mom, Liu Changan wants to launch me into the moon to become Chang'e!"

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After a whole morning of hustle and bustle, Zhu Juntang’s golden basin handwashing ceremony ended, and the banquet for the ranch workers and villagers did not end until the afternoon. Some people even got news that they came from the surrounding cities and counties to eat and drink, and Zhu Juntang always came. .

There is a saying in "Mencius: Dedicated to the Heart": The head of the food front has hundreds of concubines, and I have nothing to do with my ambition.Most of the people who attended the banquet were so emotional.

Seeing that someone's stomach was going to burst from eating, Jin Xiaomei had to arrange medicines such as Jianweixiaoshi tablets, and asked the bakers to carry out some guys who looked like they would die if they ate it again, so that they could have some free time. The location is for new diners who come from all over the place.

At the same time, a lawsuit plan has been prepared for someone to eat something wrong and then sue the host of the banquet. After considering this kind of thing, he even made a plan to use part of the funds as compensation, but it will not cause too much resentment. Good intentions No good rewards, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, this kind of thing is common.

The entire Baojun Group Nanshan Resort Center became a mess, and the kitchen was exhausted. Liu Changan finally dragged Zhu Juntang into the helicopter and brought him back to Junsha.

According to Zhu Juntang's original plan, she would also buy the best pastures and fruits suitable for cattle and sheep to reward her people, but if this went on, she would not be able to return to Junsha until tomorrow at the earliest.

Liu Chang'an has already reserved Yan Qingcheng's class for her tonight, and played for three full days during the holiday, and really didn't read any books, how can this work?Tomorrow's holiday syndrome will be particularly strong, and I must recover tonight.

Because of the normal cruising speed, it was already dark when they arrived in Junsha, and when Liu Changan returned home, Li Hongfang just sent Zhou Shuling, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong back.

"We camped in Wugong Mountain last night, and went to an ancient town today, but unfortunately you didn't go with us." Zhou Shuling said to Liu Chang'an with some regret.

When I was a child, I was always interested in camping in spring and autumn, but I never had the opportunity. Last night, I realized another small wish. Zhou Shuling remembered that Nanshan Ranch also had a large yurt-style camping tent, which could accommodate a family.

"Didn't you guys still go to the hot springs? Why didn't you send me the photos of the hot springs?" Liu Changan also said regretfully.

Zhou Shuling blushed a little, why did you send him the photos of soaking in the hot spring?The villa suite that Li Hongfang booked has its own private hot tub, so you don’t need to go to the public area to soak with strangers, and the hot spring swimsuits everyone is wearing are a bit too sexy... Shangguan Dandan insisted on wearing an extra tulle coverall to swim in the water It is also completely transparent.

"This is the first time I have toured the world. It's a pity that I didn't bring an electric pony carriage with me. I originally planned to use an electric pony carriage to tour the world." Shangguan Dandan was also a little bit regretful, but this was not due to the Queen Mother's lack of consideration, but Considering that the original plan was to take Liu Changan and the electric pony carriage together to tour the world, the only way to ensure that Liu Changan could push the electric pony carriage forward even when the battery was out.

Since Liu Changan didn't go, and the electric pony carriage is out of power, could it be that the queen mother kicked it back by herself?If you don't have the strength, you can't do it.

"Brother Chang'an, I brought you delicious food." Zhou Dongdong offered a small cake box.

Generally speaking, cakes are contained in cake boxes, and small cakes are naturally contained in small cake boxes.

But this small cake box exudes a smell of earth, rotten trees, and some kind of biological smell.

Liu Changan was a little worried. Could it be that Zhou Dongdong was also polluted by Zhu Juntang and started to frame him?Liu Changan took the box and opened it to see that there were three thick, fat, fleshy and soft worms inside.

"Delicious?" Liu Changan held one to Zhou Dongdong's mouth, "Why don't you try it first?"

Zhou Dongdong clenched his small fists, ran to the side shaking his arms, hugged the plane tree and said loudly: "It's not familiar yet!"

Although the bug was caught by Zhou Dongdong, children would still be a little scared to eat such a big bug raw.

"I heard from Dongdong that you like to eat bugs, Brother Liu, and Chi Chi helped her find these three and bring them back." Li Hongfang said at the side that she also had the credit for offering advice and suggestions.

"Then you try it?" Liu Changan turned around and stuffed the worm into Li Hongfang's mouth.

Li Hongfang hesitated for a while, and ran away. Although she was willing to resolutely carry out his orders, even eating insects raw, she felt a sense of self-sacrifice, but thinking about it in the long run, she would really dedicate her life to him. Brother Liu, if in the future, when Liu Changan has the opportunity to dedicate his life, he recalls that she ate raw worms and felt like kissing her was like kissing Bear Grylls.

Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling again. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quickly ran upstairs holding hands, shouting, "If you haven't received water for two days, you need to drink more water", "How can you feed my mother to eat bugs", "Yes! Ah, yeah!", "I'll make you dinner" and the like.

"You all want to frame me!" Liu Changan snorted coldly, a little satisfied that he had suppressed these ill-intentioned worms with great power. They saw that Zhou Dongdong wanted to catch worms and bring them back for him to eat, so instead of stopping them, they probably offered advice. Offer help, want to frame Liu Changan or watch a joke.

Downstairs only Zhou Dongdong was left hugging the sycamore tree.

Liu Changan reckoned that Zhou Dongdong didn't run away because she felt that bugs were edible after all, and she had some expectations about how to eat bugs and how they would taste, revealing a vision that was more witty than those who ran away in a hurry.

"This kind of bug is called grub, which is the larva of scarab beetle. Herbivorous grub harms many crops, cash crops and flower seedlings. It is a very harmful pest and can be eaten." Liu Changan put the bug back into the box , By the way, give Zhou Dongdong a little knowledge about popular science biology.

"We're finally going to eat pests!" Zhou Dongdong let go of the sycamore tree and jumped excitedly. In the past, Brother Chang'an always ate good friends and beneficial insects of human beings. Although they were all delicious, Zhou Dongdong couldn't avoid it. I feel a little guilty, but if I eat pests, I feel like I am a good friend of mankind, a beneficial insect that eats pests!

"There are only three, is it enough for your teeth?"

Zhou Dongdong quickly picked his own teeth.

"Let's go, let's catch some more." Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong's hand to catch the grubs.

There were grubs in the soil, rotten wood, and bricks. Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong around the community, but he didn't find many among the rotten wood and bricks, but found that there were quite a lot of them in the vegetable field. Get rid of the bugs.

Liu Changan originally planned to use his own coercion to deter the grubs and let them climb out to eat for him, but thinking that this would not be meaningful for labor education, he took Zhou Dongdong together with a small hoe to weed and catch insects. It took a long time Just caught enough grubs for two people to taste.

He didn't prepare it for Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling, Zhou Shuling definitely wouldn't eat it, and Shangguan Dandan was an unreasonable guy who made delicious worms for her to eat, and she always felt that Liu Changan was trying to frame her.

Zhou Shuling was busy in the kitchen downstairs, when Liu Changan came upstairs, cleaned the grubs, wiped off the water with absorbent paper, put them in boiling oil for a while, took them out after five seconds, and emitted Strong fragrance.

Liu Changan brought it down and put it on the electric warming table, and watched TV while eating with Zhou Dongdong.

Shangguan Dandan was holding her beloved thermos to drink water, looking around at the bowl of worms beside Liu Changan for a while, then switching to Zhou Dongdong's side, carefully observing Zhou Dongdong eating worms, and even pulling Zhou Dongdong away. to see what it's like to crunch a bug in your mouth.

"If you want to eat, just take one and have a taste. If it doesn't taste good, why don't you just throw it up?" Liu Chang'an was a little annoyed by Shangguan Dandan dangling in front of him, always blocking him from watching key scenes in TV shows.

"I don't want to eat it." Shangguan Dandan's expression was firm. The Empress Dowager would never eat the place where pigs eat the poop, and she would never eat worms. If Liu Chang'an framed her for eating worms, she would have to take something from him... It's a pity that the Empress Dowager is now a big businessman with affluent life and superior material conditions, and Liu Chang'an has nothing she wants to steal... no, she wants to take it away.

While eating worms, Li Hongfang came up again.

Liu Changan knew she hadn't left, she just hid in the car to prevent Liu Changan from stuffing raw worms into her mouth.

Zhou Shuling sent a message to ask Li Hongfang to come up for dinner. Thank you for hosting the trip to Wugong Mountain. You can’t let people go home with an empty stomach to eat. Zhou Shuling knew that Li Hongfang was either eating takeaway or making do in the hotel restaurant, so she asked her to stay Eating, anyway, is a matter of adding a pair of chopsticks.

"Taste one." Liu Changan took one for Li Hongfang to eat.

Li Hongfang picked it up and ate it. This kind of deep-fried food is not Bell Grylls' style, but just ordinary food. Presumably, it will not affect Li Hongfang's dedication in the future.

Shangguan Dandan poked Li Hongfang's cheek again, motioning her to open her mouth for Shangguan Dandan to see, Li Hongfang opened her mouth honestly, who doesn't look like a well-behaved baby in front of Shangguan Dandan?

"Brother Liu, isn't the Haihunhou No. [-] tomb in Jiangxi?" Li Hongfang didn't leave, of course not only for Zhou Shuling's dinner, but also to discuss important matters with Liu Changan.

"Hmm. Is there any new news?" Liu Changan nodded.

"That's right. We left Wugong Mountain this morning and went to the ancient town where the tomb is located." After Li Hongfang finished speaking, she gave Shangguan a dull look.

"How's it going?"

"In the process of intensive detection. Li Jiama bought a garden in that ancient town in the name of vacation a few years ago, and now he is staying there to take command." Li Hongfang coughed lightly, "Dan Dan found out that I was sneaky When Sui Di met Li Jiama, he asked me what kind of conspiracy I had, so I had no choice but to tell her Li Jiama's plan."

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He can use the obvious derogatory term "sneaky" to describe himself, so he is an honest person like Li Hongfang.

She can frankly and truthfully describe her state, which shows that her words when praising and praising others are also appropriate expressions, rather than flattery and contrary words.

Liu Changan patted Li Hongfang on the shoulder lightly to show his praise. Li Hongfang has a healthy body, but his arms are not thick, but slightly muscular, which is completely different from most women's soft and cottony feeling, but it reminds him of Zhu Juntang's Lifeguard Hu Muzhi.

That woman's figure is unique, if the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate hundreds of years ago, he would have invited her to play in the gate.

"White-haired people send black-haired people." Shangguan looked at her thermos "Xiaoyou" with pity, stroked it gently, and said in a very sad tone, "Mother is still alive, but her son's grave has been buried." Thinking about digging it up, opening the coffin and exposing the corpse, it is horrific."

Liu Chang'an just looked at her long black and beautiful hair that looked like moonlight flowing on it with no expression on his face.

Shangguan Dandan stroked her hair with her backhand, grabbed a handful of them, put them into her hood, and then pressed her hands on the top of her head, the black hair suddenly faded, and it turned white in an instant.

Only then did Liu Changan nod his head. The current image is more suitable for her, because in many animation and film works, people like her should be white-haired, insane, psychopathic, mentally problematic, extremely strong, supernatural, etc. , are often white hair.

"At the age of [-], he has been declining, his eyes are full of sadness, and he only attacks himself. Tonight, a pian boat will come to judge you, and death and life will be separated from west to east." Shangguan Dandan wrote a poem, "When Wang Anshi was an official, he died. Daughter, he was going to leave here at the end of his three-year term. At that time, the transportation was inconvenient and he was too old. He knew that it was unlikely that he would have the opportunity to come back to visit the grave. So one night, he took a boat to the wilderness and walked to his little daughter. In front of the tomb, he told his little daughter that Dad is old and came to see you with sad eyes and bid you farewell.”

"Wang Anshi was not very successful in being an official, and the Xining reform was mixed. His ideas were good but out of touch with reality. It was similar to Wang Mang's situation back then. Many scholars with lofty aspirations were really asked to manage state affairs, such as Wang Anshi and Wang Mang. That's all. It's just that the emotion of being a father is interlinked, making people realize that Wang Anshi, who was once under one man and above ten thousand people, is just a sad old father." Li Hongfang commented.

Sometimes Li Hongfang is as absurd as Zhu Juntang, and likes to talk nonsense, but Li Hongfang is really educated, Zhu Juntang is obviously illiterate but thinks he is a senior historian.

"In short, I am very sad now. Although my moth snatched a pony carriage, fornicated the harem, and committed all kinds of evil, but he was my moth after all. He was the emperor of a big man. How could the thief dig his grave and expose his corpse? The wilderness." Shangguan Dandan looked solemn, raised his chin slightly, and his gaze was full of majesty.

Liu Changan rested his cheeks on his palms, and sat on the side watching her performance. He resisted not saying a word. At this time, he wanted to express his objection, saying that he was not dead. How could he expose his corpse to the wilderness?Answering the conversation like this is tantamount to admitting that he is her son.

But don't say anything, just let her slander and slander here?Liu Chang'an felt a little uncomfortable. This little bird wanted to plot against him all day long and admit that he was her son.

Li Hongfang observed the expressions of Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan calmly.

When the Han Dynasty tomb was discovered in Gao Dewei's mountain, Li Hongfang once deeply analyzed that Wang Zhengjun, the last queen mother of the Western Han Dynasty, was the daughter of Shangguan Dandan and Liu He.

After reaching the conclusion, Li Hongfang was kicked into the ground by the jealous and jealous Liu Changan...and ordered her to take off the battle armor on her buttocks before kicking.

Now it seems that Shangguan Dandan's old love for Liu He is for the sake of it. Although the head of the sect can control Shangguan Dandan as a weapon of the town, he can't make Shangguan Dandan completely forget Liu He.

Shangguan Dandan talked about his son, but he thought it was his husband.