I'm really immortal

Liu Changan clenched his fists, and was about to throw her into the water again, "Then you have a bottom line? How dare you call your father a liar?"

"In fact, there are still some differences. I am the Dragon King, the ultimate among creatures like dragons. It is the so-called extremes that must be reversed. Ordinary dragons are inherently obscene, but Dragon Kings are always reversed. Returning to the original, it is a symbol of incomparable purity, so It makes sense for Dan Dan to call me Princess Baa-baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Wonderland." Zhu Juntang rolled his eyes and thought of a reason to pick himself out, "You are just an ordinary dragon."

"Now this world will become a dragon, just you and me... Forget it, every time I say a word to you, I have to lose 100 years of life." In Liu Changan's life, for the first time, he encountered such nonsense, He said a lot of heresy, and it was a headache to reason with her, but he couldn't really talk about physics with her.

Zhu Juntang was immediately proud of Yang Yang, why did her daughter like her father?It is because the only way to win is to use nonsense in front of Dad.

So Zhu Juntang didn't bother with him anymore, walked up to Liu Changan in a big way, stretched out his hands to hug him, put his cheek against his wet chest, and let out "hee hee" and "hee hee" laughter.

"You're really thick-skinned." Liu Changan looked down with a straight face, looking down at her long wet hair, which was sticking to her back like a mess of seaweed, then stretched out his hand to tidy it up, and gently pressed her back with his palm, The girl's soft figure seemed to be able to melt his heart... The daughter is really a kind of magical creature, why does she feel soft and warm even though she is a tattered padded jacket?

"Father, from now on, I'll be invincible, right?" Zhu Juntang exerted strength on his arm, feeling Liu Changan's generous and solid body, and couldn't help thinking of the day when the statue fell and he blocked her with his back scenario.

Because I didn't have a father since I was a child, in the process of growing up, I always imagined what would happen if I had a father.

The imaginary father loves himself like this, not because of any duty, nor because of money, but because of the purest instinct.

Don't want to grow up all the time, isn't it just refusing to grow up without your father's company?

"I am your god, under me, you are invincible." Liu Changan reluctantly agreed.

Some restrictions have to be put on her, if she is really invincible, maybe the world will go wrong - for example, she may force everyone to yell "baa" before speaking.

Zhu Juntang sniffed, rubbed his cheeks against his chest and nodded a few times, expressing that he only reluctantly agreed, that sooner or later she would ride on his neck and let him be her horse .

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"Ow..."

Zhou Dongdong's shoulders shrugged, the water gun fell to the ground, and he raised his head and howled, like a bear who was stung all over his head instead of eating honey, unwilling and helpless.

"What's the matter?" Liu Changan came over and asked, although Zhou Dongdong's howling always made people feel that she was willing to help others, but if it was caused by Shangguan Dandan, then Liu Changan would have to uphold justice.

"I... I can't beat Sister Tandan... I've lost." Zhou Dongdong's army was defeated like a mountain, facing the empress dowager Shangguan who was a powerful man with great military exploits, no matter in terms of strength or strategy, he couldn't match her. .

Liu Changan looked over and saw Shangguan Dandan standing on the top of the sand pile, holding her water gun high, majestically as if she had already lived in Xushan, Zen in Guyan, and boarded the vast sea to drink horses.

"Didn't I tell you? If someone beats you, you have to fight back. If you can't win, find a helper. If you don't have a helper for now, come back to Brother Chang'an." Liu Changan took the opportunity to deepen his education.

Zhu Juntang is basically unable to teach well, but Zhou Dongdong is still young, and it is still possible to grow into an outstanding talent like Ye Sijin and Qin Peng under the influence of his ears and eyes.

The failure he felt in that baalong did not make Liu Changan lose confidence. After all, Zhu Juntang's failure in education was mainly caused by Su Mei, and had nothing to do with him.

Zhou Shuling's education of Zhou Dongdong can't be considered a success, but it can't be considered a failure. The negative impact is not great. With Liu Chang'an here to follow and teach, he will definitely become a great tool.

"Then shall we fight together now?" Zhou Dongdong said happily, shaking his hands left and right, restoring the heroic posture of the children's PLA soldiers.

"Let's destroy the evil Shangguan's eggs together." Liu Changan picked up a water gun. After the battle with Zhu Juntang just now, ammunition can be seen everywhere on the beach. When he just came here, he really didn't think that Zhu Juntang actually Water guns were buried everywhere, and he also saw a few smoke bombs, and he didn't know what her original plan was.

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong walked over arrogantly, and they fought side by side. In order to set a good and positive example, Liu Changan did not plan to sneak attack Shangguan Dandan.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong, but Shangguan Dandan turned the water gun to the strongest level without hesitation, and fired two water bombs at them.

The water bomb exploded, drenching the unprepared Liu and Zhou allied forces. Shangguan Dandan laughed "giggle": "I am the queen mother of the Han Dynasty, and those who offend me are all barbarians of the Xiongnu!"

"Bah!" Liu Chang'an spat, this bad old lady not only deprived him of the throne, but also demoted him to be a barbarian?

"Does the Empress Dowager of the Great Han Dynasty know how to bully children?" Before the two armies started, talk was an indispensable link. Liu Changan mocked: "I miss your husband, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, your great grandfather Huo Qubing, and your grandfather Huo Guang. Your grandfather, Shangguan Jie, was also known for his bravery, and his feat in killing the Huns was second only to Wei Huo. Now you are bullying children here, put down your weapons quickly, let us drink water a hundred times and forget it."

Of course Shangguan Dandan refused, and shouted at Zhu Juntang, who was watching and waiting for an opportunity to attack anyone: "Xiaotang, I named you a princess so that one day you can lead the army to fight in a legitimate way. Let's nourish Liu Chang'an together!" !"

"Okay!" Zhu Juntang threw a handful of sand towards Liu Changan to cover up his figure without hesitation, and quickly approached Shangguan Dandan.

Liu Chang'an was so angry, just now he was being filial to his father and daughter, but in a blink of an eye he ran to play Shangguan Dandan's dog's leg, greeted Zhou Dongdong, and opened fire on them.

Liu Zhou's coalition army and the Han army were fighting fiercely, Qin Yanan accompanied Yan Qingcheng out of the locker room.

After spending so much time, it was naturally selected carefully. Qin Yanan helped Yan Qingcheng choose several sets, but the scale of a mature woman was still difficult for Yan Qingcheng to accept.

Although it looks very good-looking when you try it on, but think about Liu Changan... Even if he is really Professor Liu, he is also a heterosexual. In Yan Qingcheng's opinion, he still can't wear too revealing clothes. Girls born in poor villages and towns are generally more attractive. keep.

What's more, bikinis are close-fitting clothes, and they can be taken away after trying them on. Yan Qingcheng can't try too much, so she finally chose a culotte bikini as a compromise.

It can be regarded as a relatively conservative style. The bikini style on the upper body and the skirt pants on the lower body are basically the most chosen by domestic girls.

Thin and tall girls generally have sexy shoulders and collarbones, and Yan Qingcheng is no exception. With Qin Yanan's selection of bikini tops, the original cups have also been visually upgraded. The vest line on the abdomen is completely out of Qin Yanan's Unexpectedly, such a figure is too good... There is no need to choose a high-waisted high-slit swimsuit to enhance the visual effect of leg length even with slender legs.

Seeing Yan Qingcheng and Qin Yanan coming out, the two fighting parties stopped involuntarily. Only Zhou Dongdong yelled "zizizi" and found that he was hit by the opponent and was not hit back, so he followed everyone's gaze. past.

"Hi!" With so many eyes on her, Yan Qingcheng waved her hand a little shyly, then took two steps awkwardly, not knowing where to put her hands.

Quickly glanced at Liu Chang'an, and found that he was in a daze, as if he was in a trance as if recalling some scene, Yan Qingcheng couldn't help thinking, when he saw himself, did he remember his mother in a swimsuit back then?

My mother's figure is much better than my own. I remember that in my mother's photo album, there are photos of her in a swimsuit. The person who took the photo was Professor Liu?

"I declare that the two armies are evenly matched, so we decided to make a marriage for the time being, Yaya, you send this girl... to Liu Danyu!" Shangguan Dandan noticed that the moth's eyes were straight and said smoothly.

Zhu Juntang couldn't help nodding his head when he heard the words, and at the same time came up with a new idea, as long as Yan Qingcheng didn't compete with her father's love, but instead competed with other dragon spirit potflies, then she could restore her detached state of mind and posture, Continue to turn your hands into clouds, turn your hands into rain, and play with them in the palm of your hand.

As expected of Dan Dan, the method is so powerful, the problem is that Liu Changan seems to only want to be filial to Yan Qingcheng's father and daughter, and may not be interested in her poor mind, after all, who needs two washboards?

So Zhu Juntang watched Liu Changan's expression vigilantly, and saw that his eyes were empty and focused, his brows were loosened, and the corners of his mouth gradually raised into a gentle arc, revealing that kind look again, Zhu Juntang was furious immediately, obviously he could only do this Watch baa baa!

"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: Baa Baa Impact!"

Zhu Juntang walked around behind Liu Changan, took the opportunity to repeat the same trick, but still failed to knock Liu Changan into the swimming pool, instead Liu Changan carried him to him and shot him dozens of times with a water gun at close range, which made Zhu Juntang feel that he was really It is only invincible in the world, but it still can't really be against the sky... It's bleating, this bad old man, his bleating chest has been flattened by him.

The first thousand and fifty-seven chapters of war

Baolong Center Building No. [-] was caught in a fierce battle. Qin Yanan was usually keen to post with his brother, but when the Queen Mother needed it, he did not hesitate to join the Han army.

Zhu Juntang shouted that the godmother was cruel, and even pregnant women were requisitioned, but she did not mean anything derogatory, because she loudly announced that she would be as cruel as Shangguan Dandan in the future, after she ruled the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate , but also to be a cruel door owner, making the women in the door go to bed when they are pregnant.

This kind of arrangement is naturally because after she became the door owner, Liu Changan could only be the door owner too, which would inevitably give birth to the leader's retirement syndrome. Under the unbalanced mentality, he was restless and violent, and he needed women to comfort him with warm embraces and beautiful bodies. .

This is also necessary. After all, although Liu Changan is Zhu Juntang's general, he still has strength. It is difficult for Zhu Juntang to do things. It is obviously a witty strategy to use the beauty plan to consume his energy.

As soon as Zhu Juntang announced her brutal strategy, it caused infighting in the Han army. Although Qin Yanan was willing to sacrifice herself to deal with Liu Changan, she was unavoidably embarrassed, so she naturally aimed the water gun at Zhu Juntang.

As a result, Zhu Juntang became the target of many water guns. After throwing sand and smoke bombs, he had no choice but to dive into the water and sit under the swimming pool bleating to vent his anger.

However, Yan Qingcheng was united by Qin Yanan and used her status as a counselor to force her to fire on her classmate Liu Changan.

Yan Qingcheng only played with a small water gun when he was a child, and the small water gun was made by cutting a section of bamboo.

One end of the bamboo has internodes, and a small hole is punched between the internodes, and then the end of the chopsticks is tied with a cloth strip and stuffed into the bamboo tube. A simple small water gun is made, and it is put into the water to absorb water and shoot out by pushing and pulling the chopsticks. waterline.

This is one of the homemade toys that many rural children had as children.

Playing with the water gun that Zhu Juntang prepared with huge water storage and various functions, which can accelerate the firing of water bombs, Yan Qingcheng couldn't help but think of the simple and rough bamboo water gun.

The life gap between himself and Zhu Juntang is probably bigger than these two water guns, but the man on the opposite side, whenever he appears as Professor Liu, looks at her gently and praises her for being cute, but it makes Yan Qingcheng feel Those so-called gaps are actually nothing.

Yan Qingcheng glanced at Zhu Juntang, who was sitting at the bottom of the water, gurgling and spitting bubbles, and shouting something, and felt a little apologetic in her heart: I'm sorry, he may be your biological father, he should only love you so much A daughter who is like a god, but Yan Qingcheng still wants to take away that little bit of love.

It doesn't need too much, just a gentle and admiring look, and a word like "really good" is enough.

Thinking like this, Yan Qingcheng raised her hand to block the water bomb that Liu Changan shot over, called "Yeah", and counterattacked at him with a giggle.

Listening to Yan Qingcheng's laughter, Liu Chang'an squinted his eyes. His tall and slender figure was like a lively mermaid in the splash of water, and his skin was as white as the waves crashing on the reef, his face reflected in the water drops. , like a dreamy picture peeped from the crystal of memories, Yan Huaye was so full of youthful beauty that year... Is there any chance to walk with Yan Huaye on the road to the seaside?

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When the battle between Liu Zhou's coalition army and the Han army was in full swing, there was a long table at the top of Building [-] of Baolong Center, with Su Mei and Li Hongfang sitting at opposite ends.

There is a porridge hot pot in front of the two of them. The ingredients of the white porridge are very particular. The oil extracted from the crab shell of the king crab is soaked with good rice, and then the most tender meat of the whole crab is used to crush the two. With more than ten kinds of other fresh ingredients, the porridge is as pure and white as soup, without any grains.

The porridge base alone, the sweetness in the mouth, and the excellent taste can make people drink three bowls one after another.

There are always dozens of hot pot ingredients, and each portion is only one or two chopsticks in weight, but they are all the most essential parts of various animals and plants. When you boil them in the porridge for a while, you can harvest the most delicious The original taste of the ingredients, without the stimulation of seasoning.

Su Mei always eats light and simple, and her appetite is not big. I heard that Qin Yanan even made a roasted camel to please Shangguan Dandan. After she knew it, she would inevitably feel a lot of contempt—what a vulgar, rough, nouveau riche style of eating.

Li Hongfang behaved elegantly and elegantly like a lady, carefully observing the third wife on the opposite side, imitating the actions of picking up chopsticks, picking up vegetables, boiling vegetables, and the movements of the other party when entering the mouth. , carefully controlling the arc so as not to be set off too rudely.

While imitating, what Li Hongfang thought was that the third wife is a model of a wealthy lady with full background, and she is very well behaved. It has a graceful and leisurely elegance.

"I know you are a righteous person. It's good that you can draw a clear line with the Qin sisters." Su Mei and Qin Zisi have official cooperation, but in personal relationships, Qin Zisi is naturally classified as Qin Yanan's group , I can't write two Qin characters in one stroke.

Su Mei even had doubts that Qin Yanan was going to follow the routine of the Queen Mother.

Qin Yanan has a lot of thoughts. After discovering that Liu Changan prefers An Nuan, he may study Liu Changan's preferences. He thinks that Qin Zisi is similar to An Nuan, and arranging Qin Zisi to approach Liu Changan may have a certain attractive effect.

This possibility is not impossible.

People are easily influenced by hints. Zhu Juntang has repeatedly declared in front of Qin Yanan and others that she will host palace fights in the future, stating that Liu Changan has now formed a harem, and there are various factions in the harem.

Qin Yanan listened a lot, and it was inevitable that she felt a sense of crisis, so it was not impossible to form a Qin Department with her as the core.

According to Su Mei's information, Qin Yanan's actions such as showing favor to Yan Huaye and taking care of Yan Qingcheng are all out of this mentality.

In short, that little mutton skewer with itchy skin will always do this kind of thing that stimulates the powerful enemy to work hard, pay the bills privately, step by step, and only profit. It will cause trouble for her mother and make Su Mei have to run In drilling camps, as the number of people increases, everyone divides up less and less, and eventually the business is bleak.

Qin Zisi is nothing in itself, but since the legend of Ehuang Nvying, which man is not good at this kind of tune?Which one of those emperors didn't take all the sisters into the palace after discovering that his sister-in-law and elder sister-in-law were equally beautiful?

Ehuang Nvying, Queen Zhou and Queen Xiao Zhou, Zhao Feiyan, Zhao Hede, four sisters Yang Yuhuan, five sisters Song Ruoxin, Song Ruozhao, Song Ruolun, Song Ruoxian, Song Ruoxun... There are countless similar examples.

There are countless emperors who do this, and it just so happens that he is also an emperor who can do this kind of thing, right?

Qin Zisi's figure is similar to that of An Nuan. Who still dislikes washboards?One for rubbing clothes and one for kneeling, just right.

"I and they are not born to be the same. They are arrogant and arrogant because of the status and power of the official family. They always feel that others must act according to their rules." Li Hongfang is a little suspicious that the third wife said that she is loyal because "everyone is loyal." There is nothing wrong with the phrase "dog butcher". Elite tomb robbers and dog butchers have the same level of identity, and they are both first-class romantic figures in the market.

"Now Qin Zisi must follow my rules." Su Mei scalded a piece of snow-white beef, feeling a little greasy in the mouth, so she put down her chopsticks.

Zhang Xinhan, who had been standing silently at the dining table, hurriedly removed the plate that had only two slices of beef, turned around and went to the kitchen to tell him not to prepare such superb snowflakes in a porridge-based hot pot again.

Li Hongfang is a little regretful, what a delicious beef, don't take it down if you don't like it, you can give it to Li Hongfang.

Of course, she just thought about it. If it was Brother Liu, she would dare to bring it to eat... No, if it was Brother Liu, it would be impossible for someone else to help him eat. A nine-inch plate with fancy decorations is actually the main ingredient. Two thin slices of beef are not enough for Brother Liu to stuff his teeth.

"Qin Zisi came to Hunan this time because her department and I have a project to transform people. I plan to ask you to contact Qin Zisi. You can't really be the manager of a rice noodle shop. It's too talented."

Su Mei looked at Li Hongfang and said, the long table is four meters long, and the voice should be a little louder. Li Hongfang's eyebrows can be seen clearly in the night, but she always feels that the temperament of Li Hongfang's words and deeds has changed a bit, probably after following Liu Changan, My heart is different.

Li Hongfang was a little surprised. The project of transforming people is said to be a cooperation, but in fact it must be led by the third wife. Couldn't he be able to show Qin Zisi's face at any time?

With the third wife and Brother Liu supporting him together, isn't this Junsha walking sideways?Even if it's Qin Peng...it's nothing, it's enough to show off in front of Qin Zisi.

"Actually, the rice noodle shop is also quite busy. I have to do some things for Brother Liu. I'm afraid that it will delay your plan, Mrs. Third." Although it was very tempting, Li Hongfang did not rashly agree.

She is only a little aggressive and aggressive when she has Brother Liu's support to do things, but she will think carefully at other times - she is now an ordinary and traditional woman, doing ordinary and traditional store manager work, if she helps the third wife Going to work, it seems to be back in the arena.

"Yeah." Li Hongfang did not agree immediately, but it was not unexpected to Su Mei, and she also heard Li Hongfang's subtext, she is now for Liu Changan, and it is not suitable for her to come back to Su Mei again.

Su Mei pondered for a while, then looked back at the Baolong Center Building [-], which was more upright behind, "I know you prefer to work with him, but if there are some people under your command who can call on him, it will be more convenient to help him with errands. ,What do you think?"

"That's right, I told Brother Liu that we need some manpower to do things recently." Li Hongfang nodded. At present, she is the number one bitch under the sect master's command, but she is still a little weak, with a few more minions.喳喳, the momentum when doing business is different, and it can also strengthen the pomp and fame of Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen.

Su Mei also didn't ask what Li Hongfang and Liu Changan had done recently. It was nothing more than related to the exotic animals in Junsha, the Japanese, etc., and Li Hongfang frequently contacted her clansmen, and there were probably graves to be dug.

It is related that Li Hongfang has already quit the very punishing business of tomb robbery, and most of the resumption of the old business is related to Liu Changan. Could it be that the digging is some treasure left by him in the past?

It's very interesting... Su Mei calmly grasped a lot of information, but she didn't want to point Li Hongfang. She didn't seem to realize Liu Changan's various identities in history. She only knew that Liu Changan was very powerful, but she didn't know how much he was. long.

"Continue to talk about what you know about Shangguan Dandan." Li Hongfang had already talked about some things just now, and when Qin Yanan was particularly concerned about Shangguan Dandan, the topic changed.

The first thousand and fifty-eight chapters of Li Hongfang's analysis and the matter of fighting monsters

Li Hongfang likes to work with Liu Changan very much, but the head of the sect is both civil and military. He often looks at problems more comprehensively than Li Hongfang, and analyzes problems more carefully and thoughtfully. There is basically no room for Li Hongfang to use his skills.

This is more or less a pity, who doesn't want to express themselves in front of the people they admire and admire so as to get attention and affirmation?

Li Hongfang's powerful reasoning, information gathering ability, and logical analysis ability are useless... Occasionally use it, but in the end it is better not to use it.

Now facing a character like the third wife, Li Hongfang couldn't hold back for a while and wanted to give full play. In the afternoon, Brother Liu reminded herself that as long as it didn't involve him, she could help the third wife as a reference.

"I went to deliver wine to Tan Dan that day, and Qin Yanan was there at the time. He pretended to give me money... I thought, I'm honoring the empress dowager, what status do you have to pay for this money? Or do you look down on others and feel that I don't have money?" Are you qualified to give Tandan wine?" Li Hongfang still felt that Qin Yanan was provoking her when she thought about it, but she had no choice but to fight back.

Su Mei nodded, Li Hongfang is a discerning person, Qin Yanan is this kind of person... When she was still Ye Sijin, she would often stick to Ye Chenyu in front of Su Mei to show that she was her real sister, Su Mei was just an outsider .

To pay for the wine that Li Hongfang brought is still expressing that Li Hongfang is just an outsider.

"I pretended not to know who she was at the time, and called her Dandan's mother... From then on, she took revenge on her. Later, Dongdong's mother and I took pictures together and posted a circle of friends. When Dongdong's mother flipped through the comments , I saw Qin Yanan leaving a message there: Ah, is this Zhou Dongdong’s grandma? She looks so young, she’s about ten years older than you..." Li Hongfang remembered something like this, this woman is really It's not arrogant at all.

With such a large stomach, it is far behind Dongdong's mother.

Zhou Shuling had a "Queen's Seal", which was given by Shangguan Dandan. Zhou Shuling naturally didn't know the weight of that thing. After seeing it, Li Hongfang asked whether it was given by Shangguan Dandan. In the eyes of the Empress Dowager Chao, Zhou Shuling was really lovable.

Didn't expect Qin Yanan to have one too, it hangs around his neck all day long, and whenever he sees someone, he has to take it out of the two piles of buried men's graves to show off... Li Hongfang didn't take it into his hand to identify it carefully, but there is also a relief sculpture crawling on the seal button From the shape of the glass tiger, one knew that it was also a queen's seal.