I'm really immortal

Liu Changan frowned, and saw not far away Zhu Juntang turned into a little white dragon with his back to Liu Changan, yelling without knowing what to say.

"Shady Creep!"

"crawl!"

"Twist!"

"Creep in the dark!"

"Rolling! Crawling violently! Twisting! Convulsing! Roaring: baaaaaa! Wriggling! Eerie growl: Baaaaa! Crawling, splitting, walking ashore, writhing, convulsing! Wriggling, twisting walk, indiscriminate attack Dragon Yin: Baabaabaa! Become a baby dragon..."

Liu Changan walked over, grabbed the little white dragon by the tail, and lifted it upside down, "Zhu Juntang, are you crazy!"

"Damn old man, let me go!" Zhu Juntang turned pale with shock, she was having fun and forgot that she was the big boss guarding the first level, and she was caught directly by Liu Changan.

"What are you doing?" Liu Chang'an stared at her expressionlessly. If she had been in ancient times, she would have been revoked of all kinds of titles and inheritance rights because of her misbehavior and indecent behavior.

Writhing wildly while screaming, making all kinds of weird movements, no doubt insane... If Liu Che was here, he must think she was bewitched.

Liu Chang'an didn't think so, because he knew that his precious daughter, Baobaolong, Baalong, would find it difficult to treat her as a normal person when she was playing around.

"Crusu-style sea creatures that can't talk, that's what they are. I happen to be Baalong, and Baalong is also a sea creature, so I want to be like this." Liu Changan caught the tail of Xiaobailong, so he continued to wriggle Move and struggle.

What makes it very depressing is, why is Liu Changan always able to catch it like this?When he became a human, he grabbed her head as soon as he stretched out his hand. When he became a sheep, he also grabbed her head as soon as he reached out his hand. When he became a dragon, he grabbed her by the tail as soon as he reached out. mention it!

"Who told you that dragons are marine creatures! Our rank is equivalent to the life will of the earth. We are the strongest among extraordinary creatures. How can we stick to the ocean?" exist!

Creep?Dark crawl?cramp?

This is the posture of a lowly creature... It also has a somewhat wretched feeling, which reminded Liu Changan suddenly. He has watched Bai Hui's dance videos, and there are often people commenting "screaming, twisting" in this series. Phrase for yelling.

"You really are a bad old man, this is just a meme. Crawling in the dark or something, it was originally a copywriting meme of "Yesterday's Round Table"... Of course, before this meme, there were similar crazy literature on the Internet..." Mr. Zhu Tang explained to the bad old man who tried hard to pretend to be a young ordinary college student, but was conservative in thinking and didn't often post all kinds of Internet popular memes.

"Other people just copy and paste memes and post them everywhere. How can you imitate them like this?"

"There are people imitating maggots!"

"What you just imitated was a maggot!"

"Fart, I'm a deep sea baby dragon, squirm! Twist! Climb...ah, old man, beat someone if you can't say it!"

Liu Changan threw the little white dragon on the ground, he can be sure that Zhu Juntang is not the image that appeared in his dream, but actually participated in the dream after becoming Shangguan Dandan's lackey.

If he dreamed of Zhu Juntang, he must be a well-behaved, cute and elegant baby, and it would never be like this.

"Where's Shangguan Dandan?" Liu Chang'an didn't want to waste time with her. This kind of little guy in the first level usually doesn't have much meaning in existence. It should be Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan who will come to torment him.

"You have to go through the world's number one dragon chant formation. I will tell you how to meet Dan Dan after you see me." Xiao Bailong cheered up.

"You have already fallen into my hands, what else do I need to go through?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand, indicating that he can grab its tail at any time and lift it upside down again.

"It's useless for you to catch me, because the relevant information will reach me only after you break the formation, and I don't know how to see Dan Dan now." Xiao Bailong said twistingly.

Looking at its writhing figure, Liu Changan couldn't help frowning.

"Is there no other way?" Xiao Bailong was proud.

"Have you ever thought that Shangguan Dandan's design is because he doesn't trust you and knows that you are unreliable, so he let you play the role of a sounding board, not even a small boss who kills and drops treasure boxes and clues. "Liu Changan found out the truth. In front of Shangguan Dandan, Zhu Juntang was still a little tender. It was obviously a money counter, and he thought he was also a role in distributing money, and all the money went into its mouth.

The little white dragon tilted his head, beautiful and elegant, and the dragon's face full of femininity was full of disbelief, but it soon became firm, "So what? It's mainly because you are old and cunning, our mother and I Without solidarity, there is no way for you to fall into our trap."

"What trap did you prepare?"

"Tell you directly, is that still a trap!"

"Could it be that someone would rush to others excitedly and say that they are about to fall into our trap?"

Little Bailong thought for a while, twisted his body, ran behind the big pillar and out again, turning into a lamb wearing diapers.

"Because this is a Yangmou, so I can tell you directly." Xiaoyang played a homophonic stalk of "Yangmou" and "Yangmou", and thought it was very suitable.

"Then tell me what kind of trap it is." Liu Changan looked at the lamb with soft hair, a delicate sheep face, delicate lips, teeth, eyebrows and eyes, and suddenly felt that it was more pleasing to the eye than a sheep.

At most, the lamb twists its neck, twists its body and jumps around there, thinking that it is very cute, rather than "squirming", "crawling", "dark roaring" and so on.

The lamb looked around, looking a little wary.

Was it being observed by Shangguan Dandan?When Liu Changan came up with such an idea, he knew it very well, and sometimes he could tell what it was thinking when he saw a small movement of its eyebrows...Of course, because of such a tacit understanding, it was often beaten.

"This is a dream created by Shangguan Dandan." Liu Chang'an reminded it that in this dream, Shangguan Dandan should be omnipotent, omniscient and able to control everything.

"Correct."

"Hey, tell Dad about the trap." Liu Changan knelt down and said, stroking the lamb's head.

The lamb wagged its tail, kept tiptoing its four little hooves, and then leaned into Liu Changan's arms, rubbing its horns hidden in its fur, its pink three-petal mouth and nose became redder and poutier. Lamb is the best!Dad just needs to caress the lamb so tenderly and look at it with loving eyes.

He certainly didn't touch Yan Qingcheng's head and say "Hey, squeeze some orange juice for Dad" or something like that.

"The trap is that after clearing the world's number one dragon prostitution formation, you can open Dan Dan's memory seal. Her memory contains the entanglement between you and her previous life... It's not the things in Weiyang Palace, but the things you did earlier. , Broken the void and came to the memory of the baa baa universe!" Xiao Yang said in a low voice, "Because you can get such information, you know that the world's number one dragon chant formation is a trap, and you will go and see it!"

The first thousand and twenty-one chapters break the formation!

Assuming that Zhu Juntang is finally reliable, then her words are really important to Liu Changan.

But is she reliable?

Even if she told Liu Chang'an the truth now, and she didn't have any conspiracy to make him fall into a trap, and then ride on his neck to make a fortune, it cannot be ruled out that she was designed by Shangguan Dandan to deceive Liu Chang'an.

Ordinary people really can't please Zhu Juntang, and it is difficult to use and design her, but in front of Shangguan Dandan, she is a good grandson.

Good grandson: To describe those who are at the mercy of others and are weak and weak, it does not refer to Zhu Juntang as the granddaughter of Shangguan Dandan in terms of ethical relationship.

After all, Shangguan Dandan was Jinkou Yuyan who adopted Zhu Juntang as his daughter, and also named Princess Baa-baa of the colorful colored glaze pure white fairyland.

Now Liu Chang'an is a bit suspicious that Shangguan Dandan accepted Zhu Juntang as a goddaughter, and actually has ulterior motives... If Su Mei is really a feather of Shangguan Dandan, or something like a clone, then the real relationship between Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan, That is worth scrutinizing and re-examining.

Thinking of this, Liu Chang'an wanted to decipher Nao Shizi's number one dragon chant formation, and discover the secrets sealed in Shangguan Dandan's memory.

Liu Chang'an had always felt that Shangguan Dandan was in an unawakened state, doing nothing all day in a daze, not like a normal super life like him, sober, rational, normal, and prudent.

If her memory was sealed to cause this, it would make sense.

Su Mei also suspected that Shangguan Dandan was a child with autism, didn't she also feel that there was something in Shangguan Dandan's mind that blocked her normal emotional and nervous reactions?

Yes, it is the seal.

It is also because of this seal that she has no impression of being the Nuwa Empress who saved the beasts, and she has no memory of that period of history. In the Han Dynasty, she was also muddled and manipulated by others to become a weak queen mother.

Her instinct is just to keep looking for Liu Changan...or for the past 2000 years, she has been drilling underground to find Liu Changan's aura, not because of the karma between the queen mother and the emperor, but because of the more distant memory in the depths of her memory. past?

"She didn't say that our world is the baa baa universe, you added the name yourself." Liu Changan wanted to ask carefully, but Zhu Juntang's narration often had some arbitrary settings that she added herself.

"It was originally the baa-baa universe!" The lamb lowered his body slightly, trying to reveal the horns hidden in his hair, and the horns the size of the brittle horns increased his sense of oppression, and emphasized loudly, "The one standing in front of you now is the baa-baa universe emperor , Golden dragon fight!"

"Okay, Emperor. Let me ask you, are you awake now, or are you dreaming?" Liu Changan looked at the lamb that was not as tall as his knees expressionlessly, and asked a question that he thought was strange.

Two people are clearly in a dream, but their perception of themselves is the same as usual. This is a strange state. You must know that when you dream normally, you often have a strange feeling about yourself in the dream... because the brain is actually from another perspective Observe the dream body.

Usually it is difficult or rare to observe yourself from another perspective, but you can peek at yourself in the mirror, and when you look at your own image in the mirror, you will have a sense of strangeness similar to that in a dream , the longer you watch it, the stronger this sense of strangeness becomes, and the easier it is for some weird things to happen.

Now of course there is no such strangeness, it is exactly the same as in daily life, except that you are always awake and know that you are dreaming, instead of the waking instructions that your brain sometimes sends to yourself in the dream like in a dream: this is a dream, don’t Scared to death, wake up quickly to get out of the state of desperation and extreme terror.

In other words, in the dream created by Shangguan Dandan, if he encounters extreme danger and horror, he cannot rely on the protection mechanism of his brain to wake himself up from the dream.

Being certified as "Emperor Baa" by the actual controller of the baa-baa universe, the lamb suddenly became agitated, bouncing around Liu Changan shaking his head.

"I am awake, but I am also dreaming." The lamb said while jumping, "Tonight I was having a nightmare, and I fell into extreme panic, trembling with fear, sweating all over my body, muscle spasms, and almost twitch……"

"What kind of dream did you have? Did you dream that someone was going to catch you and suck your blood?" Liu Changan asked hastily. On the night when he found the lamb, he guarded it outside its room for a long time, just worried that it would be hurt. If you are frightened, you will have nightmares... Sometimes nightmares are very scary. In addition to psychological effects, they can even cause irreversible physical damage.

"No, it's [-] times more terrifying than this. I dreamed that you gave me ten homework assignments, and you won't be allowed to go to the pills until you finish them." Xiao Yang said with lingering fear.

Liu Changan felt that his muscles were about to convulse, and he clenched his fists and stared at it. He wanted it to continue the nightmare, so he dragged it to do his homework for three days and three nights in his dream.

"At this moment, Dandan suddenly broke into my dream, and she told me not to worry about homework, because I was dreaming, so I... Anyway, it was a very strange feeling at the time, knowing that I was awake, and I knew I'm still in a dream." Seeing Liu Chang'an's irritable appearance about to shoot arrows bleeding from the pores of his body, Xiao Yang quickly got down to business.

Liu Changan nodded slightly, this was quite different from the scene when Liu Changan entered the dreamland.

He woke up in a dream by himself, and Zhu Juntang was awakened... Does this mean that Shangguan Danda can also pull other people into the dream like this? When she met Qin Yanan, she was also sober, and not an NPC being manipulated by Shangguan Dandan?

If you are sober...it should be easy to solve, just move it with emotion, and understand it with reason, right?If she is manipulated by Shangguan Dandan, who knows what absurd things will happen!

"She told me that because when she is awake, she will forget many things, and only remember in her dreams. The world's number one dragon chant formation that needs you to crack is actually a seal that affects her memory." Xiao Yang said a little Said enviously, the memory seal must be a forced event for the strong, and the lamb also wants to be sealed the painful memories of going to school and doing homework.

Liu Changan thought, would he forget a lot of things when he is awake, but remember them in his dreams?Isn't this the complete opposite of normal people?

No wonder when I usually see Shangguan Dandan, I think she is dreaming. Even if I don't drink her champagne, she still looks abnormal.

"If I decipher this world's number one dragon chant formation, her memory will be restored? Will she become completely different from now?" Liu Changan said with some doubts, memory restoration, right? For the parties concerned, it is actually very complicated, involving some self-cognition and self-definition.

Shangguan Dandan regained his memory, and was affected by the emotions and feelings in his memory, so his temperament changed drastically, what should he do if he became a different person?

She is no longer a good friend of Zhou Dongdong and Zhu Juntang, no longer a poker friend of old man Qin Xie in the community, no longer the "mother-in-law" of Zhou Shuling and Qin Yanan, no longer holding a thermos all day She is no longer interested in ticket vending machines and flamingo cruises, and no longer competes with Liu Changan to play games on Steam... Then is she still Shangguan Dandan?

Liu Changan couldn't help hesitating a little, imagining that figure sitting under the electric heating table, pushing the electric car around, dangling back and forth between the vegetable market and the community, and since then disappeared... It seems very strange.

Although Shangguan Dandan really hated her, who made him get used to her existence with as many nails on one hand?

Habit is a powerful force. Even if there is only a little bit of habit, active or passive changes will make people feel a strong sense of discomfort.

"I also asked this question, but Dan Dan said that it would not be possible at all, because she is a queen mother with a strong mentality. The so-called sealed memory is just a story that happened in the past to her now, and it can be used to pay moths. It means that the inheritance of the mother-child relationship is a historical fetter that cannot be interrupted and denied, the most important thing..." Xiao Yang stopped in time and almost said it out, which is not good.

Liu Changan frowned. After all, he still underestimated Shangguan Dandan's hatefulness, and felt a little bit ashamed, as if he had made a mistake.

"What's the most important thing?" Liu Changan asked.

"The most important thing is that from now on, you will obey her and be a walking corpse who can only be filial to your mother." The lamb said on the ground, and then crawled between his legs with four hooves.

It is said that in ancient times, there was a kind of monkey called Huaiyin monkey. They had a custom that the young monkey who had not succeeded to the monkey king would slip under the crotch of the old monkey king, commonly known as "the humiliation under the crotch".

Xiaoyang is enduring such humiliation in order to divert Liu Changan's attention from asking "what is the most important thing".

Of course, the most important thing is not just to make him a walking dead who can only be filial to his mother, but Dan Dan feels that the current construction progress of the harem is too slow. The swords and swords, the bloodshed, and the blood flow can drift away many Koreans, but it is quite difficult to fight.

The main reason is that many members of the harem have not obtained Liu Changan's nutrition certification for the time being, and they are embarrassed to think that they are Liu Changan's women, so they can only poke at each other secretly, and it is difficult to really fight openly and secretly... This is since ancient times, To fight a war requires a well-known and justifiable reason.

A woman without nutrition certification can't compete with a woman with nutrition certification. The natural teacher is unknown. For example, when An Nuan faced Bai Fen, he only needed: Who is Liu Chang'an to you?Who are you, Liu Changan?What is his relationship with you?What is your relationship with him?Bai Fen could be suffocated and internally bleeding.

Through the world's No. [-] dragon singing formation, everyone can get nutrition certification, and they will become Shangguan Dandan's daughter-in-law. She can really preside over the harem, and Zhu Juntang, as one of the masterminds behind the scenes, can of course participate in it and stir up The wind stirs up the rain, fanning the flames, taking the opportunity to sneak up on anyone and control the situation, it's simply not too cool!

Shangguan Dandan came to look for Zhu Juntang, and of course the two hit it off immediately, and immediately decided to go to bed in embarrassment.

For the sake of such a great future, now using "humiliation under the crotch" to divert Liu Changan's attention, so as not to expose Yang's scheme, what a great mind and perseverance, so Xiao Yang crawled back and forth between his legs, frequently Prove that he is an extraordinary person who can endure the "humiliation under the crotch". Like the Huaiyin monkey, he will inherit the big position in the future.

"The word "walking dead" was added by you, right?" Liu Changan lifted the lamb to prevent it from continuing to crawl around. Only infants under three years old like to run around daddy's lap and crawl between daddy's legs. Come and drill, how old is it?

"This is not the point at all. Dan Dan hopes that you will become a walking dead who will only be filial to your mother, and I hope you will become a walking dead who will only love your own daughter. Why do we wish this way? Don't you think about it?" Has already fooled him Instead of asking "what is the most important thing", the lamb began to ask loudly.

Because you two... Forget it, Liu Changan doesn't bother to argue with them about this matter, anyway, all he is concerned about now is Shangguan Dandan's sealed memory.

Liu Chang'an is very suspicious that Shangguan Dandan's sealed memory should be just her origin and the time when she became a Nuwa Empress, or she had some kind of communication with him at that time... As for what Broken Void came from? When it comes to the baa baa universe, it is definitely Zhu Juntang who added fuel and vinegar or misunderstood the content.

Or it could be said that it was only Shangguan Dandan who came to the earth (baa baa universe) from the Shattered Void. After she came, she met Liu Changan who was transformed into a dragon at that time.

In short, let's get rid of this world's number one dragon chant formation first.

Chapter 64 First Level

The bright moon hangs high, surrounded by a ray of dark clouds, like the pupils of ancient gods watching the world, emitting a cool light, staring at the world casually.

In the city under the moonlight, street lights stretch across the east and west like a dragon, and there is a silent shadow beside the dragon's head. The majestic palace is like a dormant giant beast. Occasionally, the swaying palace lanterns flicker, just like a giant beast opens its eyes, and falls into it again in a moment. A sound sleep, a peaceful and peaceful night.

"What is this place?"

After Liu Changan finished the conversation with Zhu Juntang, he asked Zhu Juntang to send him into the world's number one dragon chant formation, but Zhu Juntang just snapped his fingers, and he appeared here.

It seems to be a traditional style of buildings, with carved beams and painted buildings, various murals and wall decorations can be seen everywhere, the building structure and materials are luxurious and beautiful, and the floor tiles under the feet are the famous "Qin brick" manufacturing method.

The tiles on the buildings are the tiles of the four gods of "Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku, and Xuanwu" represented by the painting and decoration style of Wang Mang's period. In buildings of the same level, bricks and tiles with such complex processes and high costs are widely used.

Looking around, the most eye-catching thing is the roof of the palace complex. Most of them use the highest-level "Widian Ding" in Tang Dynasty architecture and the second-class "Xieshan Ding". It is the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City, and Tiananmen Square is the representative of Xieshan-style buildings.

"Back to the Supreme Emperor, this is Antarctica, Dragon City of Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate." A voice sounded behind Liu Changan.

Liu Changan turned around and saw a woman a few centimeters taller than Yao Ming. She was wearing a midi skirt and paired with legging boots. The shirt on her chest was unbuttoned a few times, revealing her majestic and majestic chest. Her rare height makes her always look down, but the expression on her face is one of humility and tameness.

"Because Princess Baa-baa of the Colorful Glazed Pure White Wonderland is the heir you have been searching for for tens of billions of years. After you cried and begged her to be your heir, and at the price of giving her a horse to ride on, she became The master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate later unified the Nine Continents and the Five Oceans, and established the headquarters of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate in Antarctica." Like an NPC introducing a background story, the woman spoke on her own regardless of Liu Changan's reaction.

Liu Changan has no emotions anymore, the spiritual pollution brought by Zhu Juntang is really everywhere, he now suspects that all the NPCs in this dream have been indoctrinated with her world view based on the method of spiritual victory.

"After the Nine Continents and the Five Oceans were unified by the Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Sect, you abdicated and became the Supreme Emperor. The Sect Master built this Dragon Yin City for you, specially for you to vent your dragon desires. The key to the Dragon Sing Formation." The woman continued.

"Wait, then who are you?" Liu Changan looked at the woman in front of him. Apart from her tall stature, the most striking thing about her was that she was wearing a rottweiler hat and two rottweilers. She has pointed and high ears that dogs don't have, and there is a fox tail behind her buttocks that keeps shaking as she speaks.