I'm really immortal
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"The meaning of the word is not static. It used to be groundless and not necessarily without reason. Now it is also used to express unfounded news."
"It's not necessarily without reason."
Liu Chang'an thought for a while, "According to what you said, Mrs. Xin Zhui proved the real existence of the living coffin, so have you ever heard of any real cases of vampires and the corpse king?"
Li Hongfang wrapped her hair tightly with cloth again. If the hair on her body accidentally fell into a tomb that was hundreds of thousands of years old and was buried in the end, it would be too unlucky. Li Hongfang was very concerned about this.
"I've never heard of vampires, but there are so many mummies, they are corpse kings!" Li Hongfang lowered his voice, as if there was some corpse king hidden in the place he dug.
So the mummy is the corpse king?Liu Changan shook his head, this was obviously something Li Hongfang was self-righteous about.
Chapter 163 Stepmother and Ancestor
Seeing Liu Chang'an's indifferent look, Li Hongfang continued to lower his voice and said, "Comparatively speaking, making mummies to become corpse kings and gain longevity is the most widespread... Qin Keluo made them 5000 years earlier than Tutankhamun. Mummies, in modern times, Egypt, the Soviet Union, Argentina and many other countries have conducted related experiments, and conducted a large number of corpse king experiments."
"You were born two or thirty years late." Liu Changan said regretfully.
Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan puzzled.
"There are countless stories like yours in street stall literature in the 90s. I also practiced qigong, did you know that practicing qigong can also lead to immortality, trigger nuclear explosions, and control nuclear fusion." Liu Changan spread his hands, "Corpse What is the king?"
"Forget it if you don't believe it." Li Hongfang said boringly.
"You think the corpse king is the most credible because you know that many institutions are conducting research on corpses, but the prerequisite for a person to obtain immortality is that he has the ability or chance of immortality while he is alive, not rebirth after death. "Liu Changan shook his head, "I have a different opinion from yours. The possibility of vampires is far more than the mummy corpse king you mentioned."
"You're right... I said that because there are too many lifelike corpses, which make people feel like they are not dead. Maybe the corpse king is like that." Li Hongfang kindly persuaded: "Brother, if Mrs. Karnstein is really a vampire , why don’t you just donate that living coffin to the country. After all, being stared at by a vampire, I feel like I have two teeth on my neck, ready to bite them off at any time.”
"If Li Doren was in the coffin, would you donate it to the country?"
Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan suspiciously, and opened his mouth, unable to tell whether he was joking or casually speaking.
From Li Hongfang's point of view, although it is said that a fairy like Zuzu was transformed into a flying fairy, and Liu Chang'an said that he was buried on two planks, if he really became a person in a living coffin, it might not be impossible.
"Just kidding, when Li Daoren died, he still owed a lot of debts. How can we do something like a living coffin?" Liu Changan waved his hand, "I think you wouldn't donate Li Daoren's living coffin, so naturally I couldn't either."
"Inside the coffin are your ancestors?" Li Hongfang thought of this possibility, otherwise, how could Liu Changan give the example of his own ancestors?
"Does a stepmother count as an ancestor?"
"Stepmother? Of course not."
"You guys dig slowly, I'm leaving." Of course Liu Changan didn't talk too deeply with Li Hongfang, so he got up and prepared to leave.
Watching Liu Changan leave, Li Hongfang couldn't understand why he suddenly said about his stepmother, did he mean his stepmother was in the coffin?It shouldn't mean that. Does the word "stepmother" have other meanings?
A man wearing a helmet and a semi-transparent mask, with only a pair of eyes exposed, came out of the hole and watched Liu Changan's leaving figure.
"That's why you trust him?" The man's tone was not worried, but rather sour.
"He wants to deal with us. We have been arrested long ago. Stop talking nonsense and go to work." Li Hongfang said angrily.
"What is this person's background?" The man couldn't help asking.
"Corpse King." Li Hongfang bluffed casually.
"I'm still a zongzi."
"I'm asking you something, stepmother, is there anything else you mean?"
"What's the point of that? Stepmother."
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Liu Changan didn't have much time to delay, but when he came to Gao Dewei's house, the class activities had already started with many programs.
The activities organized by Bai Hui and An Nuan were about the same scale as the last time when Yan returned to the lake. After all, the summer vacation of the third year of high school was different from any other summer vacation. This semester, some people are going to make major plans related to their lives.
For example, Lin Xinhuai did not come, he has already signed a contract with DSB team, and he is ready to take a year off from freshman year. Besides, this year is the last year of LSPL, and it is also the last chance to enter the LPL league through LSPL. From next year, the first division will start The competition system of the league is about to be reformed.
Lin Xinhuai's contract is not bad. If he can enter the LPL league, the remuneration provided by DSB will be more generous. After all, most of the players who play clubs now are owners who are not short of money. Now the remuneration of e-sports players is not bad. , but some players are treated too well.
Miao Yingying had already announced that she had broken up with Lin Xinhuai. Lin Xinhuai hoped that she would give him a year, but Miao Yingying was unwilling to make such a promise. She just didn't blackmail him completely and cut off contact, but she also told him that if Miao Yingying changed her mind, and hoped that Lin Xinhuai would stop pestering her.
What can Lin Xinhuai do?Think about the dream when you were young. It may be a lifetime regret to miss it. Do you want to miss this opportunity to do what you like to do and gain growth in life?
This is the time to show his talent and prove that he can reach the peak in a certain field. Lin Xinhuai likes Miao Yingying very much, but just as Miao Yingying feels that Lin Xinhuai cannot give her a sense of security, Lin Xinhuai has no way to do it for her. The love of his youth was sacrificing his dreams.
No one is right or wrong, it's just their own choice.
Gao Dewei was very excited and hoped to see Lin Xinhuai participating in the S7 global finals at the Bird's Nest Stadium. Lin Xinhuai told him regretfully that he might not have a chance, as his team can only play in the LPL in S8.
Many male students are very happy for Lin Xinhuai. They feel that it is a very face-saving thing for them to have a classmate who plays a professional job and is the number one in the Hanbok. Remembering that my classmates are professional players, I feel that my game level can get more recognition.
In addition to the party, today's classmate group chatted more about Lin Xinhuai's career, which made Miao Yingying very uncomfortable. Why don't these guys know how to think about things from a girl's point of view?Just know how to play games and play games, are professional players really considered professional?How many years have you eaten for youth rice?
Liu Changan first went to find Gao Dewei's parents, and after being polite with Gao Yuanshan, he went to meet his classmates in the farmhouse.
"Didn't you already be by the river?" Gao Dewei said, hitting Liu Changan's chest.
"I went to chat with your father and asked him if there is any old rice with better quality here. I am going to buy some. The demand is not big, but I can't trust the quality in other places. I want to trouble your father, but I hope he will not I despise the small business." Liu Changan said with a smile.
"How can you dislike size in business?" Gao Dewei lowered his voice, "I suspect that Miao Yingying wants to commit suicide."
"Isn't it?" Liu Chang'an felt that Miao Yingying and Lin Xinhuai did not have this kind of relationship, and Miao Yingying was not such a person.
"You observe and observe, I'm not very sure." Gao Dewei said.
Let's see then, Liu Chang'an is sure that Gao Dewei is thinking too much.
Chapter 164
After Gao Dewei picked up Liu Changan, he went to find other students and greeted them all the way. Some students were rowing, some were picking fruits, some were sitting and chatting on the ground, and some were playing and chasing each other. Today’s weather is very sunny and the sun When the sky is shining, the birds are chirping and pooping casually.
Bai Hui accompanied Miao Yingying, Miao Yingying did look a little unhappy, but it definitely didn't look like suicide, but when Gao Dewei came over, she avoided Gao Dewei's worried eyes, and Qian Ning and Lu Yuan still looked like each other Sitting behind the white fennel like a Dharma protector, he lowered his head and exchanged something.
Zhao Wuqiang also came, and Bai Hui didn't say that Zhao Wuqiang's mother, Quan Luoxia, was trying to blackmail Liu Changan, let alone Liu Changan. Everyone still had some sympathy for Zhao Wuqiang. After all, more than 90.00% of a class is repetitive, and they will not repeat it. Many, but Zhao Wuqiang is bound to repeat, the other students' grades have not yet appeared, so he is happy casually, but he has no reason to be happy.
An Nuan and Zhang Taole are together, they have their real good friends together, and they don’t have to act like they used to socialize with Bai Hui. Zhao Chenchen and Ma Yilin are not from this class, but they come to play with them. There are two more beauties at the class reunion Naturally, they are popular, and the two of them also know a lot of people, and they don't feel like they can't fit in.
A male classmate named Luo Xiaoshi brought a guitar and was singing hard. He said that he would present a song to every female classmate.
"Important people always appear last." An Nuan joked when she saw Liu Chang'an, and pointed to Ma Xiao who was playing and singing in front of her.
"Master, the master is here!" Ma was playing music when he was young, and Liu Chang'an performed an affectionate video to his beloved girl as a reborn person in front of the Baolong Center. As An Nuan said, it spread, who let him Does it have some popularity on the Internet now?
Xueba character design, martial arts masters, kicking halls, plus a good romantic play, can always get some attention.
Originally, with An Nuan's reputation and quality, many people felt that Liu Chang'an was a bit unqualified, but now no one thinks that way anymore, Liu Chang'an's popularity on the Internet seems to have surpassed that of An Nuan... Although with the volleyball league going on in full swing Among them, the popularity of An Nuan has also risen.
"Don't sing for An Nuan." Liu Chang'an said with a smile to Ma Xiao.
"Other places, everyone is yours, can I even sing a song?" Ma Xiao immediately said: "The next song, "The Husband and Wife Returns Home" is dedicated to An Nuan and Liu Changan, a couple of dogs, I wish them I've been eating dog food for my whole life, don't feed it to us again."
Shows that make fun of people are always more lively. An Nuan threw a banana peel to Ma Shi, and had to deal with the teasing of Zhang Taole and the girls. Shy and sweet.
At the class reunion, An Nuan certainly wouldn't wait to sit with Liu Changan and get bored.
On the contrary, there are a few couples who only got together during the summer vacation, and they looked a little sticky. The class before the college entrance examination included Liu Changan and An Nuan, Miao Yingying and Lin Xinhuai, and two other couples, but now Miao Yingying and Lin Xinhuai broke up However, the total number of lovers in the class is as many as seven or eight.
Liu Yuewang's method is actually very suitable for some parents to refer to. During the summer vacation after graduating from the third year of high school, even the leaflets of the abortion hospital were more actively distributed.
At this time Gao Yuanshan came with a pig.
"Students, it's a great honor for you to choose this place for your class reunion. I'm very happy, and on behalf of the whole manor, I welcome you here." Gao Yuanshan said first, his voice was quite loud, and he greeted you A lot of students playing on the sidelines.
"We should be the ones to thank. Thank you, Uncle Gao, for the hospitality." An Nuan and Bai Hui stood together. They were the organizers, and they thanked Gao Yuanshan on behalf of their classmates.
"They are all good boys..." Gao Yuanshan looked around appreciatively, and then continued, "You are all children who grew up in the city, and now the quality of life in the city is very good, all of you are handsome and slender, but I believe you are also It is rare to see some traditional scenes, for example, firecrackers and fireworks are not allowed to be set off in the city... Uncle Gao welcomes everyone to come and play again during the winter vacation, and the firecrackers and fireworks in the manor are set off casually during the New Year’s holidays, so that there is a festive atmosphere.”
"Okay, we will definitely have a party during the winter vacation." Bai Hui said happily.
An Nuan also nodded, but at that time, Gao Dewei can no longer take care of everything.
"It's pointless to set off firecrackers now. We'll wait until the results of the college entrance examination come out. Today, Uncle Gao wants to let you learn a lot. Have you ever seen a pig killed?" Gao Yuanshan pointed to the pig he was leading, "Is there anyone here?" Have you ever seen a pig butcher, or killed a pig yourself?"
Everyone was dumbfounded, they never expected Gao Yuanshan to come up with such a program, killing pigs?
"Pig killing is an important tradition during festivals, but now there are fewer and fewer such activities." Gao Dewei agreed with his father's suggestion, "Let you experience the tradition."
"Let me come. I'm especially good at killing pigs." Liu Changan was willing to participate.
"You know how to butcher pigs?" An Nuan was taken aback.
For children who grew up in the city, apart from their stupid image, pigs seem to be all kinds of ingredients in vegetable markets and supermarkets. They have never seen the traditional way of killing pigs, and few people can realize that "pigs "In traditional culture, and even in social meaning, it has an important position... You must know the word "home", that is, the upper part of the cover is a house, and the lower part is a pig. It is said that there is a pig to be considered a home.
"In the past, there was a saying in our pig-killing business: pigs are made of straw, sheep are good men, and the tears of cows are rolling in their eyes. It means that when killing pigs, the pig's cry is earth-shattering, and a straw bag... Let me tell you, cover your ears for a while Ah." Liu Changan walked forward enthusiastically, and took the butcher's knife from Gao Yuanshan, "Uncle Gao, you hold me back, don't worry, I will never let him get the second knife."
Hearing what Liu Changan said, Gao Yuanshan is sure that Liu Changan is at least knowledgeable, because as a traditional craft, killing pigs is a taboo for the second cut. Although pigs are straw bags, they only deserve to suffer once. One knife clears", if one more knife is killed, the pig will suffer more crimes, and the one who kills the pig is "sinful".
"An Nuan, your boyfriend is a butcher." Bai Hui giggled, "I won't worry about having no meat to eat in the future."
"That can't be helped, I'm just this boyfriend." An Nuan smiled slightly, her eyes swept over Qian Ning and Lu Yuan standing beside Bai Hui, intentionally or unintentionally.
Bai Hui gritted her teeth and was sullen, but her face could only remain calm. She was not stupid enough to embarrass Qian Ning and Lu Yuan on the spot, but why didn't these two people understand?
Chapter 165
Gao Yuanshan said that the pig slot has been empty for a day, which is necessary. It seems that when he received his son's class reunion and planned to hold it at his home, he planned to hold such a program.
Probably because of feelings, probably because of memories, many people of the older generation tend to spare no effort to support tradition, which is not the same as some people like to call "revival of tradition", because people like Gao Yuanshan, life The method is very traditional.
"Blowing the pig's legs vigorously, picking the pig's hair with quick hands and eyes, turning the intestines and stomachs...It smells bad. This butcher Liu was entrusted by Master Gao to slaughter this animal. He will clean it with one knife and do no crime!" Liu Chang'an took the butcher knife, First sang the opera in "The Butcher's Champion".
"Hehe, it really looks like this." Gao Yuanshan shook his head and sang along a few lines, then laughed out loud. It's no wonder that among his son's classmates, Liu Chang'an is the one he admires the most. This kid is indeed extraordinary.
The pig was tied up and carried to the case. What Liu Changan had to do was actually very simple. He knelt on the pig, held the pig's chin with one hand, and forced the pig's throat to protrude. It stabbed in and tied the pig's heart, turned the knife and pulled it out, and the blood spurted out and flowed into the blood basin.
There is a way to hang the pig upside down and cut the throat, which is more convenient for bleeding, but this method just makes the pig die faster.
Liu Changan really raised the knife and fell cleanly, killing him with one knife. After the pig screamed a few times, it soon stopped crying, but the screams of the girls were more like endless butchering pigs. Although the boys didn't scream, they were a little surprised when they saw the world.
More people are thinking, what the hell is Liu Changan butchering pigs?Is there anything he can't?
Of course, what a butcher has to do is not just to stab the knife. In the past, a butcher, in addition to collecting money, after killing a pig, the pig hair, small intestine and pancreas all belong to the butcher, and the loin of the kidney is fried for the butcher to eat. Of course it is different now. Yes, some only kill pigs but not sell them, and some only sell pigs but not kill them. They are all mechanized industry assembly lines.
Liu Chang'an is not interested in playing such games with his classmates, so he just stays here with Gao's father and son and continues to deal with the pig. all afternoon.
The front yard of the farmhouse was covered with blood. It was obvious that everyone was curious about the slaughter of pigs. There was no one like Liu Changan who participated in the whole process with such interest except Gao Dewei. It was waiting for Liu Changan to kill the whole pig. After processing, it is divided into various ingredients, and everyone has a familiar feeling. This is a pig!
"Xiao Liu, it's Chinese New Year. You must come to play again. Uncle will take you to kill sheep and cattle again. That's called Chinese New Year. Now it's Chinese New Year. It's really meaningless to stay in the city." Gao Yuanshan warmly invited.
"Okay, no problem." Although Liu Changan is particularly able to adapt to the life of each era, it is also quite interesting to remember the past and some things that will inevitably disappear gradually.
He can also accept that anything is buried in time and never shines again, and he can also accept any unimaginable new things, and he will try... He is not someone who met a female star and then tried to use a mobile phone. An alien professor who uses a pager to represent himself as old-fashioned.
"We will also teach our son to butcher pigs in the future and pass on this craft." Gao Dewei said with great foresight.
"Yeah, if you know how to butcher pigs." Gao Yuanshan nodded, "This way the kids are tough. There are so many sissies now because they have never killed chickens before."
Liu Changan arched his hands to express his agreement with the father and son.
The whole pig was killed, so the whole pig feast was naturally eaten at night. Liu Changan also had the opportunity to show his skills. How many dishes can a pig make?This is definitely an unimaginable number for a non-chef professional.
Of course, today's food is the main thing, rather than exquisite skills. Liu Changan only chose trotters, pork ribs, pork, fat intestines, liver and kidney stir-fry, etc., killing pigs in the afternoon and cooking in the evening.
An Nuan couldn't intervene when slaughtering pigs, but when preparing dinner, An Nuan finally found a chance to help, chopping vegetables and preparing ingredients.
"You don't have to worry that I won't be able to support you anymore." Liu Changan stir-fried in an iron pan. The farmhouse made him feel like when he went to the countryside to jump in the queue decades ago. The last two 300 years, ten years and 20 years have been the same. The changes of the times make people overwhelmed, and the novelties in life are far more than those hundreds or thousands of years ago. Liu Changan feels that his mentality is more healthy and lively, for example, he still plans to live a good life now.
"Who will support you?" An Nuan looked proudly, and glanced at Bai Hui who was not far away, "I'm not someone who picks and chooses my boyfriend and places high hopes on her."
An Nuan actually supports Lin Xinhuai more and more. Although according to Liu Changan, Miao Yingying and Lin Xinhuai are right or wrong, An Nuan can choose who she is more inclined to support.
"It's too unfulfilling for you to say that." Liu Chang'an said with great regret, "Your criteria for choosing a boyfriend is so random, it's too unfulfilling. If your choice is not a dragon or a phoenix, heaven will If you can't be proud, then how satisfied I am."
"You meet my criteria for picking a butcher as a boyfriend." An Nuan laughed, put down the kitchen knife and pepper in her hand, ran over and jumped onto Liu Changan's back and hugged his neck.
This is something An Nuan has always liked to do, dangling her arms around his neck.
"I'm cooking, and I'm playing." Liu Changan said helplessly, his body was still holding the spoon, if it was someone else, he would have already slapped him.
An Nuan giggled twice and then came down. What girls like to do most is to make boys helpless, but they have to pamper them.
An Nuan didn't play, but still accompanied Liu Changan to cook. She waited all afternoon, worried that others would say that she was too sticky Liu Changan, it was already evening, who would dare to say that she only knew sticky people?
Gao Dewei counted the students who were staying overnight today, and finally arranged a double room for An Nuan and Liu Changan.
An Nuan and Liu Chang'an didn't know that Gao Dewei arranged it casually. He tried to keep male students with male students and female students with female students. In the end, only Liu Changan and An Nuan were left in a double room, so it didn't matter. , The trouble of changing back and forth.
Another couple in the class, a male classmate secretly approached Gao Dewei and asked him to arrange a single room for him. After all, male and female friends go out to play together, how can a boy not have such an arrangement?
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