I'm really immortal

"Maybe it's nice."

"Then what happened to the girls?"

"They're all dead."

"what?"

"Except for the immortal Nine Provinces Wind and Thunder Swordsman, everyone else must die, so they all died."

It is such a group-destroyed ending, An Nuan thought depressingly, how many people can survive in the Gongdou drama, in fact, when people fight with each other, there is always a winner, and when people fight with time, there are always losers and no winners.

"Could it be that in the story of the Kyushu Wind and Thunder Swordsman, other people died in the end, and he was the only one left, and then he went to other places to meet new people, and this cycle?" An Nuan felt a little sympathetic to this man. The swordsman is gone, presumably this person is either heartbroken, or like a dead tree, the ancient well is not disturbed.

"Yeah, isn't it romantic?"

"Romantic, you big-headed ghost, go out, I really need to change my clothes."

Liu Changan went out.

The earthy smell of the crucian carp in the water tank was almost gone. Instead of disemboweling the belly, the viscera was simply cut under the gills, and the crucian carp was strung on the willow branches after washing off the fish blood.

The students who ate the grilled crucian carp in the morning were the students who stayed last night, except for Bai Hui who was catching up on sleep, Bai Hui didn't get up again until everyone had finished breakfast and played for a while and was about to leave.

Miao Yingying had warned Gao Dewei carefully that she had no intention of committing suicide, and Gao Dewei believed her very much.

An Nuan's ball game today was in the afternoon, Liu Changan went with her, and they left after the game. Although Liu Yuewang originally promised An Nuan not to call and urge her to go home when they were together, something different happened yesterday. Case.

"I asked a friend of mine yesterday, and he said that if you can prevent it for a while, you can't prevent it for a summer vacation. What's more, if a boy really wants to do those things, he must work hard, think hard, think hard, and seize every opportunity." Liu Yuewang sighed, and said helplessly, "He said, the key is for girls to take protective measures by themselves."

Saying that, Liu Yuewang took out a box of condoms from her pocket.

Even though she was at home, Liu Yuewang still looked around, and quickly stuffed it into An Nuan's pocket, then clapped her hands in disgust, as if she had finally succeeded in planting the blame.

She passed by many adult goods stores today, but she didn't have the courage to go in. After all, maybe acquaintances would see it, and even strangers would feel ashamed if they saw it.

I finally thought of online shopping, let the courier deliver it to the pick-up cabinet, and went to pick it up secretly, and deliberately used a spare phone number and a pseudonym.

"I don't need it!" An Nuan's cheeks were red, although the mother-daughter relationship is far more like a friend than the mother-daughter relationship in an ordinary family, but when her mother began to prepare for her, An Nuan was quite Feeling extra ashamed.

"Already... already that?" Liu Yuewang looked at her precious daughter in surprise.

"No! I said I never even kissed him." An Nuan hurriedly stuffed the box back into Liu Yuewang's bag.

As if receiving a hot potato, Liu Yuewang took it out and threw it to An Nuan.

The two of them threw it back and forth, and finally threw it into the trash can, so they were finally relieved.

Liu Yuewang pondered in her heart, even though she doesn't even have kisses now, is falling in love a solution to the problem? She has to take it step by step.

Even if it is solving a problem, there is still a way to "omit this step".

Chapter 172 The Dog and the Elephant

Liu Changan and An Nuan separated outside the Juyuan community, and bought a bottle of orange juice at a convenience store to drink. It was cold and slightly sour.

Compared with a glass bottle worth two yuan, a bottle of orange juice worth ten yuan seems a bit extravagant, so Liu Changan slowly chewed on the straw. his drink.

Liu Changan saw Han Zhizhi buying women's daily necessities in a convenience store. Han Zhizhi was a little embarrassed, but she didn't hide it. Instead, she pointed at the family planning supplies while the cashier was not paying attention.

Without buying, I walked out of the convenience store.

"I won't make an appointment." Liu Changan regretfully rejected Han Zhizhi.

"Bah, no wonder Nuan Nuan said that you tease her when you open your mouth!" Han Zhizhi scolded, "As a boy, you should cherish Nuan Nuan."

Liu Changan smiled, of course he knew what Han Zhizhi meant at the beginning, but he just felt that even if Han Zhizhi and An Nuan had a good relationship, it was not her turn to tell him such things, how inappropriate...

Maybe it's my own thinking or something serious?In fact, in the daily topics of today's boys and girls, these things are not taboo or shy.

"Okay." Liu Changan said perfunctorily, and looked up at the infertility billboard not far away.

"Let's go, bye." Han Zhizhi waved her hand, very chic and lively.

Birds of a feather flock together, Liu Changan thinks that Han Zhizhi should be a good girl, because An Nuan is.

But why do you feel that there seems to be pressure around you, or remind yourself that you should go further with An Nuan?

These things and related behaviors should go with the flow, Liu Changan thought so, suddenly felt a little ashamed, and speeded up to go home. Before the vegetable market was closed, he bought two pullets at a time, and went home for a while. Gulu stuffed it into the carriage and dedicated it to the Empress Dowager.

The empress dowager has something to eat, what will I have for dinner?

Liu Changan felt that in his long life, what to eat must be the question he considered the most. However, this question is also a very creative question, which can make people think of countless answers with great effort.

According to Liu Changan's experience, people who think about "what to eat" every day have better problem-solving ability and stronger decision-making ability.

I looked at the refrigerator, and there was rice left before going out in the freezer, so let's eat fried rice.

Fried rice should have been overnight rice, crushed into grains one by one, beat a raw egg in the unfried rice and stir evenly, and then fry it with lard that was boiled with ginger and garlic when frying, put it in the refrigerator The remaining vegetables are chopped and fried together. Finally, a poached egg is added. The fried rice is golden and fragrant, and the fried rice is qualified when the grains are rolled and not sticky.

After eating the fried rice, Liu Changan received a message from Zhou Shuling, asking him if he was back and asking him for help.

Liu Changan went upstairs. It turned out that the kindergarten had assigned homework, and Zhou Shuling couldn't do it. As a high school student who just graduated, Liu Changan was naturally a symbol of erudition and talent.

"The current kindergarten is really sick. Parents send their children to the kindergarten. Part of the reason must be that they don't have time to take care of their children, or they are too busy with work...the kindergarten also makes a lot of weird homework. Isn't this just looking for trouble for the parents? "Zhou Shuling said depressedly.

Zhou Dongdong nodded vigorously. Although he didn't fully understand, he felt that his mother was criticizing the kindergarten, which made Zhou Dongdong, who was often criticized in the kindergarten, agree very much.

"What homework is today?" Liu Changan asked.

"Vegetable and fruit transformation, will you do it?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an expectantly. Zhou Shuling knew that Zhou Dongdong was not a particularly smart child, but children also have self-esteem. The homework she gave in school If it is too bad, it will lose face. In fact, these homework is assigned to the parents, so Zhou Shuling has to take the responsibility of maintaining Zhou Dongdong's self-esteem.

"Is it using vegetables and fruits as materials to make some small animals or something?" Liu Changan analyzed.

"Why is there such a difficult homework?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily, sure that the whole class would not do it.

Zhou Dongdong's anger and opinions were of course ignored. Liu Changan went to her refrigerator to find two apples and a few small finger-sized carrots, which Zhou Shuling sometimes used for breakfast.

"Be a puppy." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Okay, dogs are the cutest. I like dogs the most." Zhou Dongdong happily ran into the room and took out a puppy doll, but one ear was missing.

Seeing Liu Changan getting busy, Zhou Shuling smiled slightly, "Then I'll make you some supper."

In a more traditional and normal way of thinking, if someone asks someone for help, they will more or less have to return the favor. Liu Changan nodded and was not polite.

Liu Changan dug four holes in an apple, and Zhou Dongdong stuffed the apple flesh he dug out into his mouth. Then, under Liu Changan's command, he stuffed carrots into the holes, which was regarded as his participation.

The next step was to peel the remaining apple into the shape of a dog's head. While Liu Changan was peeling it, Zhou Dongdong picked up the peeled apple on the table and ate it, not wasting it at all.

"Okay, the apple will oxidize tomorrow, but that's okay." Liu Changan fixed the dog's head on the apple's body with a toothpick.

"Amazing, so cute." Zhou Shuling stepped out to take a look.

"This is the cutest dog in the world." Zhou Dongdong announced loudly.

Liu Changan watched cartoons with Zhou Dongdong for a while in the living room, and then went back after eating supper.

He went to coffin teaching as usual, and it seemed that after he found out last time, those who came to monitor him never appeared in the community again.

I don't know if the words I wrote on the telephone pole have any effect, but in short, if someone disagrees, Liu Chang'an will make an example of others. Since he has given himself a majestic nickname and no one cares, isn't it Very embarrassing?

The next morning, when Liu Changan got up and was about to go buy chicken, Zhou Dongdong actually got up too. You must know that he got up earlier than usual these days, after all, no one in the breakfast business was too late to sleep.

Zhou Dongdong was holding a long carrot in his hand, with two black beans studded in the thick end of the carrot.

"What is this?" Liu Changan asked.

"Elephant."

"Is this an elephant?" Liu Changan looked left and right while holding the carrot.

"This is the elephant's nose, and these are the elephant's eyes." Zhou Dongdong thought it was obvious, "Brother Chang'an, you idiot, don't even know elephants."

Liu Changan nodded, it turned out that this was an elephant caught by Zhou Dongdong, so it is normal that the body, limbs, and ears were all eaten.

"What about the dog?" Liu Chang'an remembered, this must have been some kind of vegetable and fruit transformation last night, probably Zhou Shuling helped Zhou Dongdong do it.

"The dog is gone." Zhou Dongdong said sadly, "The dog was put in the refrigerator, but it disappeared for some reason, and my mother said that I ate it."

"You didn't eat it, did it run away by itself?"

"Yeah, the dog ran away."

"It ran into your stomach."

"How do I know!"

Liu Chang'an stared at Zhou Dongdong, not knowing why she was being so assertive.

Chapter 173 Poisoning

The dog was eaten, and Zhou Dongdong took the elephant to school.

Liu Changan still went to sell fans with Zhou Shuling. Today, Liu Changan fried two big roosters. After all, the business is getting better and better, and he is one step closer to Liu Changan's small goal of saving money to rent a shop.

"Last night, Zhou Dongdong was probably hungry, so I went to the refrigerator to look for food when I woke up. When I woke up, I saw her standing at the door of the refrigerator and eating the apple dog you made. After eating, she went back by herself. I went to sleep, and when I got up in the morning, I didn’t remember eating it, and I cried for a long time, saying that the dog ran away..." Zhou Shuling explained to Liu Changan sheepishly, "I had to remake that thing for her."

Asking others to help, but in the end they lost the things made by others. I always feel a little ashamed. Of course, Zhou Shuling also expressed embarrassment for her own hands-on ability. Dong took it to show Liu Changan.

"It's not sleepwalking, is it?" Liu Changan remembered Zhu Juntang's talk about Qin Yanan's sleepwalking.

"That's not true. She's just looking for something to eat when she's hungry, and she just forgets what the dog is for."

"How can she eat so much?"

"I do not know either."

"Could it be that you can eat too?"

"I... how can I have it? I recently... I just had a few more suppers recently. You see, I'm not fat." Zhou Shuling hurriedly turned around to prove that she couldn't eat, because being able to eat often means Round and round.

Liu Changan nodded, "It's amazing to be able to eat without gaining weight."

Zhou Shuling was helpless, and was about to say something, but when she saw that the bespectacled beauty who had come to eat fans these days, she led another girl to eat fans, so she quickly pushed Liu Changan.

"Do you want noodles?" Liu Changan said to Zhongqing and Zhu Juntang.

"I don't want to eat noodles here, so I came to see you?" Zhu Juntang looked at Zhou Shuling first, and then said to Liu Changan.

"Would you like to add eggs?" Liu Changan had a pleasant smile, of course one must treat customers with a smile when doing business, he didn't care about Zhu Juntang's tone and expression.

"Add." Zhongqing said.

Zhu Juntang nodded slowly.

Zhongqing took out a set of bowls from the food box in his hand, and said to Liu Changan, "Please use this bowl for rice noodles, and this plate for eggs."

Satisfying customers is the foundation of doing business, and of course they must cooperate with small requests, and Liu Changan has no objections.

A few more people came and moved a table and placed it on the flattest place, put two chairs, opened a big C-shaped parasol, and Zhu Juntang walked over and sat down.

Zhou Shuling stared blankly at the side, and couldn't help asking Liu Changan, "What is this for?"

"The stink of rich people." Liu Changan said indifferently, "This is the daughter of the lady who came to eat noodles two days ago."

"I thought that lady was about my age." Zhou Shuling was taken aback, "I didn't expect her daughter to be this old."

"So you have to honestly start a business with me and make more money to take good care of it. Otherwise, when Zhou Dongdong is as old as this fairy, you will be old and ugly." Liu Changan took the opportunity to say.

Liu Changan's words were too harsh, but they also made sense, Zhou Shuling secretly made up his mind.

Liu Changan prepared the powder and sent it over.

"How can you press the edge of the bowl with your fingertips?" Zhu Juntang raised his eyebrows questioningly, "See if your fingertips are stained with soup?"

"Love to eat, don't eat and leave." Liu Changan changed his face. Anyway, Zhongqing had already paid the money, and he didn't intend to develop Zhu Juntang into a long-term customer.

"Do you talk like this when doing business?" Zhu Juntang came to take care of Liu Changan's business today, and he is his customer. Zhu Juntang has never eaten at this kind of roadside stall, and he condescended to sit here by himself , is to give him a live signboard to solicit business. Others will come to eat his fans when they see beautiful fairies, which will definitely make his business flourish. He has such an attitude!

"Didn't you hear that? Of course." Liu Chang'an ignored Zhu Juntang, and said to Zhongqing, "Today I added a little more chopped green onion to your bowl. A few days ago, you seemed to like chopped green onion very much."

"Thank you." Zhongqing said a little flattered, and then felt a little depressed. She actually felt this way because Liu Chang'an gave her a handful of green onions. Is she really a powerful and realistic woman?Probably because seeing how the third wife and the third lady cared about Liu Chang'an, he couldn't keep thinking of Liu Chang'an as a stinky hooligan.

"Why did you add more chopped green onions to her?" Zhu Juntang asked in disbelief, while looking suspiciously at Liu Changan and Zhongqing.

"She has come to me for breakfast for several days, and she pays for it every time. This is a real customer, and a high-quality customer. She eats cleanly every day, never talks nonsense, and is not as troublesome as you .” Liu Changan appreciates such customers very much.

"Thank you." Zhongqing felt a little shy after being praised so much by Liu Changan.

"I...I want to add more chopped green onions too!" Zhu Juntang felt that what Liu Changan said made sense, but he was not convinced, so he had to ask for chopped green onions.

Liu Changan went to add a spoonful of chopped green onion to Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang looked at the expressionless Liu Changan, without any sense of accomplishment in forcing him to treat him fairly.

Liu Changan went back to make noodles. Not surprisingly, today’s business was indeed much stronger than on the first day. Zhou Shuling’s breakfast was basically just selling by the way. The two of them were busy making noodles. After a few days, the cooperation with Liu Chang'an has also become a lot easier. Seeing that in addition to the original regular customers, there are always many people who seem to have a good income who often come to eat fans, which makes Zhou Shuling more confident about entering Baolong Center.