America's Big Hero

"The world's largest private armed force is in your own hands. What do you think of the private control of armed forces that you told the female prime minister will only bring disaster to the world?"

The female prime minister had been watching the live broadcast in the mansion, and when she heard this question, her heart tensed up. He was afraid that Xiao En would repeat what he said to himself yesterday to people all over the world.

"Sorry, I can't control a fleet by myself, not even one. Of course, I will work hard to learn black magic. I believe that with my clever mind, one day I will turn thousands of people on the fleet into If I become a puppet, I will use a magic cannon to turn the female prime minister into a black crow, but I am an evil big devil."

This time, not only the reporters on the scene burst into laughter, but also the people watching the live broadcast in front of the TV laughed. It was obvious that orders that were too outrageous could not be executed by the fleet.

The female prime minister breathed a sigh of relief, her expression looked much better in an instant, Xiao En, she is still a good person.

The sudden thought made the female prime minister startle, is she crazy? !

"Mr. Xiao En, did you force Xingcheng and Luni to sign the cooperation agreement with you by force?"

"Don't worry, what you said seems to take me back to 200 years ago. I am a fleet commander who is about to colonize. If this is the case, I should go to the Malay government, but I think they will be very angry when they see it. .”

"As for whether there is a sense of coercion in it, I will definitely say no. Do you need to ask? Your question is not sharp at all, and it is difficult to get news."

"Mr. Sean, you describe women as black crows, don't you think you are insulting women?"

Hearing such a question suddenly, Sean froze, "Punch, punch!"

"I personally suggest that a law should be passed, such as 'I love you', 'I like you', 'be my wife' and other courtship language, men say more than once should be defined as sexual harassment, so as not to would insult women."

"The British government said that as a responsible big country, it should call on the international community and the United Nations to abolish the right to have armed umbrellas. What do you think of this? Do you think the United Nations will pass similar laws to restrict private and useful armed forces?"

"I don't think so, because it is impossible to define what private armed forces are. In addition, I don't know whether the British government is a responsible big country, but I know that the British government has time to tell me what to do. Why don't you pay more attention to domestic issues? British voters You were elected, and the mission entrusted to them by the voters is to develop the UK better and bring a better life to the people, not to make them unable to control their mouths and thinking about interfering in other countries' internal affairs all day long."

"Mr. Sean, the British government thinks that the presence of your warships in the two countries and the presence of troops is an act of aggression. What do you think?"

"I usually sit and watch, and occasionally lie down." Xiao En said after a teasing, "I am very happy after hearing this statement. I can still complete a factual invasion in modern society that so many major countries in the world have not completed. This is so interesting, dreaming back to the great voyage."

"Besides, before talking about others, at least take some paper to wipe your ass clean. There are still 15 overseas military bases in the UK. If you don't have paper, you can actually ask me. I'll lend you some. Forget it, this thing is still a gift. Bar."

"The large-scale killings that the Umbrella Corporation has disclosed many times, did you order this?"

"Yes, I ordered it. That's right. I killed a lot of people. There are still hundreds of them. What's the problem!" Sean admitted without hesitation, causing an uproar at the scene.

"The female prime minister criticized you for your arrogance, arrogance, greed, and tyranny. Do you admit that!" The next reporter who was selected immediately jumped up and asked.

"It's a fair evaluation, but it's not comprehensive. I'm still arrogant, lazy, and lustful." Sean was the first rich man who dared to say that in public. People are dumbfounded.

The female prime minister was also dumbfounded. This is arrogant enough.

"Mr. Sean, this is all about the evil side. Why do you say it so easily and be so proud of it?"

"First of all, you got a question wrong. I, Sean, have never been a good person." Sean stretched out a finger and said, "I am a capitalist. Since I came to the world, every pore of capital is dirty. So, why do you think that I am a good person, and you want to use the standard of a good person to demand me, which is ridiculous in itself."

"I am a bad person first. My assets are to expand outward at any time. Don't have some unrealistic illusions about me. I will not become kind because of this."

"Mr. Xiao En, don't you think that if you say this publicly, it will bring about a bad social atmosphere and educate many people?"

"Don't, don't lift me up so high. I don't have that much influence. A person who doesn't even have the basic ability to control himself will learn to be bad if he sees something casually. Then he can't survive, because There are the most crimes in history textbooks, everyone at the scene, have you followed me and learned badly?"

"If there is, then I will feel very sad. I hope this world will be filled with love and peace. Bad guys or something, just me is enough!"

"Sir, don't you define yourself as a bad person, why do you want the world to be filled with love and peace? Don't you think this is contradictory?"

"Because I am a bad person, I hope that other people in the world are good people. If the world is full of bad people, what should I do? Who should I bully? Man, then I'm going to be that unlucky guy who gets bullied!"

Sean spread his hands, "Remember, even the devil hopes that there are more good people in the world. The real villains are very vigilant. The devil can't eat their souls at all, so even the devil hopes that there will be more good people in the world. The world is full of love and peace, the kind of people who want the world to degenerate, the world is full of bad guys, are all mentally disabled people, I generally call them 'brain disabled'."

"So, you who asked this question may not be so clear-headed, go see a doctor, believe me, I am the one who 100% wants you to get better."

The reporter sat down with a flushed face, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene, okay,

Sean generously labeled himself a villain, but many of the questions attacking him became ridiculous.

"So, I have already admitted that I am a bad guy, so what's the use of criticizing more?" Xiao En spread his hands with a smile, "I will tell you secretly, in fact, I also want to become a good person, so use love to influence me." Me, maybe you saved a fallen devil."

"Really, trust me!"

All the reporters at the scene couldn't listen anymore, and the people in front of the TV couldn't help cursing, how the hell can people be so shameless!

Liars say so confidently, this is a real devil!

The female prime minister looked at Xiao En on the TV with a dazed expression, and slapped herself hard on the forehead. She didn't know how to deal with it.

Never seen this species.

In this way, many reporters simply won't ask questions. Their usual line is to criticize and smear. This...

Can't do it!

There was a strange scene at the scene, several selected reporters were unable to ask questions.

Until a reporter brought the topic back to the criticism of the female prime minister.

"Mr. Sean, did you hold a press conference in London to embarrass the British government!"

"Hahahaha." Sean laughed loudly, pointed at the reporter and said, "You said that, but I never said that. I can only tell you that I am very narrow-minded. Whenever someone provokes me , I will record it in a small notebook.”

"As for the format: I am not angry about what XXX said or did on XYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDAY."

The audience, including the audience in front of the TV, had pained faces, dumbfounded.

Let's say this person has a small belly, he is very real, and the realness is chilling.

Say this person is real, real people feel unreal.

"Mr. Sean, if you say this, you will hold a grudge. If you say this publicly, aren't you afraid that the British government will retaliate against you?"

The female prime minister can't wait to cover the reporter's mouth. What the hell is government revenge? If you tell the truth, how can we retaliate!

Sean chuckled, "I remember that the full name of the United Kingdom is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and more specifically, it is the union of the four regions of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland."

As Sean said, he suddenly showed a weird smile, and everyone who watched looked tense, "But Scotland and Wales are not mentioned in the name of this country. There is a saying that crying children have milk, because Northern Ireland has been clamoring for independence all day long, so it was added when the United Nations determined the name of the country to show the importance it attaches to the Irish and to enhance their recognition of this political system."

"But Scotland and Wales are not taken seriously, so..." Sean spread his hands, and he could see how viciously he smiled through the screen, "I'm not worth it for the Scots and Welsh, you are too honest , They don't value you at all, and they don't even owe you a little respect from your name."

"What kind of fucking bullshit is this? Honest people should be pointed at with guns!" Sean's voice suddenly increased, and everyone at the scene shuddered.

There were also Scots and Welsh people at the scene. Although they knew that Sean was sowing discord, they were still very dissatisfied with the British government.

Yeah, why can Northern Ireland stand alone and we can't?

What the hell is this!

"Sean, don't you feel that you are too vicious for saying that, you are trying to divide Britain!" an Englishman stood up and shouted loudly without waiting for Sean to choose.

Sean laughed loudly, "I said a long time ago that if the camps are divided, I will be in the ranks of the devil, order, and evil!"

"Although I am evil, I am a creature of order. I abide by and maintain the order itself, but you, sir, are violating the order of the press conference itself. You are even more evil than me, hahahaha."

"If you violate order, you must be punished. Therefore, I will ask the security guard to insert you. From this point of view, I stand on the same line with all governments, order!" As he said, Xiao En waved his hand, and the two The security guard with a blank face walked over.

What Xiao En said was well-founded, and he could be dissatisfied, but he couldn't find a reason, even if it was the female prime minister in front of the TV.

Everyone could only watch as the yelling guy was inserted.

"Okay, after maintaining order, let's talk about this issue. First of all, I want to say that this guy is 80.00% English."

As soon as Sean finished speaking, the person below shouted: "Yes, I know him, he is from England."

Sean spread his hands and laughed.

After laughing enough, Sean continued: "The second thing I want to say is that I am not trying to split, I am supporting the 'National Independence Movement'."

As he said that, Sean blinked his eyes. Everyone could tell that this guy was playing with words, but in today's society, 'national independence' is a big trend and is politically correct, so there is no way to refute it.

Most of the British people are gnashing their teeth in front of the TV, this damn devil, this is clearly the whisper of the devil, it is demagogic, it is tempting people to fall!

That's what the female prime minister thinks, but she can't say that she should support the national independence movement in the colonies when she speaks publicly, at least on the surface. Of course, she will find some excuses, such as the economy, people's livelihood, democracy and so on.

A feeling of being raped.

"I support not only the people of Northern Ireland doing this, but also the people of Scotland and Wales." Sean continued to make words that the British hated, "Actually, it can be seen from football. We all know that football is a part of the UK. And we found that, in fact, the division is still very clear in everyone’s bones.”

"England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland are their own leagues, and it's the same when they participate in the World Cup, right, it's true, it's undeniable."

Sean felt that he had almost said it, and pressed the selector.

Unsurprisingly, the person who asked the question followed his train of thought and asked: "Northern Ireland's independent organization is a terrorist organization, sir, can you be considered as supporting terrorism!"

"No, no, I know about them. They robbed HSBC, and I also know that they almost killed the female prime minister, but I am very opposed to using violence to seek independence. As for the reason..."

Xiao En said with a mysterious smile: "The world is constantly improving. Anyone, any organization, and any affairs must conform to the development of the times. Conservative organizations or individuals who turn back the clock on history are bound to fail. Now it is not decades ago. The pursuit of independence in today's society should take a new approach."

Choosing again, the people here immediately asked: "Mr. Xiao En, what form of independence movement do you support?"

"Propaganda and voting!" Sean stretched out a finger and said, "Take Northern Ireland as an example. First of all, we must have the Democratic Unionist Party of Northern Ireland. In fact, we should strengthen publicity and effective publicity, such as local push and leaflets."

"The content of the flyer should be detailed and interesting, and it should be analyzed, summarized and publicized from the perspectives of history, culture and economy!"

"How was Northern Ireland occupied in history, what happened after the occupation, the unique culture of Northern Ireland, the economic development of Northern Ireland, whether the enterprises on the land of Northern Ireland belonged to the people of Northern Ireland, whether they were exploited, and whether all the taxes were spent on Northern Ireland, or it may be taken away by Congress and used in places that have nothing to do with Northern Ireland."

"In the beginning, this kind of publicity must have had little effect, but we should not be discouraged, we should not give up, we should persevere."

"Using 8 people and 36500 hours of propaganda every day, as long as one person is awakened every day, there will be [-] people a year. In ten years, the Irish people will surely complete their great cause of independence!"

"Of course, this will cost some money. I have calculated an account, each person is 800 US dollars per month, based on 100 people, it is only 96 US dollars, and it is only my pocket money."

"It's only 9600 million in ten years, and my private jet is enough to support it, what a joke." Sean laughed for a while, and made a gesture of counting money, which everyone understood.

The more I understood, the more I couldn't bear the chill.

Damn devil!

Many people have cursed loudly.

But it was useless, Sean himself admitted that he was a devil.

Many people pointed their finger at the government and the female prime minister. Crazy, why do you have to provoke this devil? !

At this moment, the female prime minister really couldn't help feeling resentful towards her team, and couldn't help it.

Can you investigate carefully before doing something, don't be so bureaucratic!

This kind of thing, Sean can really do it, and it will not be criticized at the international level, because this is a 'charitable' cause, it is politically correct, and it should be praised.

Even members of the Commonwealth of Nations!

Good for them.

And this kind of thing, the national polity can't...well, the West does it too...

So here's where it gets gross.

If Sean were to continue to take revenge like this, and then make Scotland and Wales into a miasma, it would be really poisonous!

The press conference was held for a while, and after talking about political issues, they began to talk about personal gossip, Hollywood actresses and so on.

But what Sean said just now has spread to the ears of some people.

The female prime minister directly turned off the TV, so you don't need to watch it later, which is enough to cause headaches.

The live broadcast of the press conference was finally over, and Sean successfully completed a feat of single-handedly defeating the third largest country in the world in front of people all over the world.

Not only did he severely block the British Empire, but he even threatened it in the end.

It's just so damn fresh.

In this regard, except for some British people, the people of other countries in the world are happy to see it.

Including the rabbit, it's really refreshing to see!

Tell you shit stirrer to toss XZ all day long, it's time, your backyard is on fire!

At the same time, the name of Sean Lawful Evil Devil spread all over the world!

Chapter 317: Visit from Northern Ireland

After the press conference, newspapers, radio, television, a lot of news content completely revolved around Sean.

There is too much content in this news to dig deeper.

"Why does Sean dare to admit that he is a devil?"

"Is Sean fake or real?"

"Is Sean's I'm the Bad Theory harmful to society?"

"Is Sean correct in his argument that easily influenced people cannot survive?"

"Is Sean's rowdy neighbor story correct?"

"Are you the 'brainless' that Sean said?"