Simulation of all things: starting with copper skin and iron bones

"Huh, he actually has blood?!"

Wei An was startled at first, and then his heart shook violently.

"Isn't the Yuanlong bloodline the bloodline of the royal family?"

The blood of the Great Zhou royal family is exactly the Yuanlong blood, and it is the emperor's blood that has lasted for thousands of years!

She never expected that this unremarkable old man was actually a member of the royal family!

Unfortunately, the system did not display the bloodline level of the skinny old man.

If he is at the royal blood level, then he must be an important figure in the royal family.

Wei An paused, took a deep look at the thin old man, and said calmly: "There are still vacant rooms in my other courtyard, but whether you can live in or not, you need the permission of the master."

The skinny old man laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go with you first."

Therefore, Wei An returned to the other courtyard with the skinny old man.

After entering the other courtyard, Wei An entered his room on his own, while the skinny old man wandered around in the other courtyard.

Not long after, the thin old man observed for a while, pushed open one of the doors, and swaggered in.

"It's interesting, who is this old man?" Wei An mused to himself, thinking quickly.

Just now, he had a strong urge to use "Various Changes" to transform Pangu's bloodline into Yuanlong's bloodline.

In this way, he can prostitute one of the most powerful bloodlines in the world for nothing.

However, Wei An didn't know the depth of the skinny old man.

In case, the skinny old man is extremely powerful and realizes that Yuanlong blood suddenly appeared in Wei An, then Wei An really is not worth the candle.

After weighing the pros and cons, Wei An, who has always been prudent, decided not to take this risk.

After all, even if he got the Yuanlong blood, he was still at the beginning of the true blood level and would not directly upgrade to the emperor's blood level.

Thinking of this, Wei An sat down and waited for a good show to come.

Time passed little by little.

Chu Gaoge and Ruhua returned to their residence one after another, and Xu Gengdao was the last one to come back.

He pushed the door open and entered the room.

Soon!

"Slot, who are you?"

In the room, Xu Gengdao suddenly exclaimed, "Why are you sleeping on my bed?"

Peng!

"Hey, don't hit, don't hit!"

The skinny old man's screams followed, and he fled Xu Gengdao's room by rolling and crawling.

Xu Gengdao chased after him, and when he reached the door, he stepped on the back of the skinny old man and pinned him to the ground.

"Help, kill me!"

The skinny old man howled like ghosts and wolves.

"what happened?"

Chu Gaoge, Ruhua and the others all came out of the room, even Zhu Hongxue and Zhao Xiu, who had never shown their faces before, showed up.

Zhu Hongxue came from the Sword Saint sect. He wore a silver mask and held a long sword in his hand with a pure black scabbard.

Zhao Xiu from the Five Immortals Sect has blue, white, and red paint on his face and body, and is dressed in colorful clothes. His whole body is full of Miao and Xinjiang style, which seems to be a minority.

Wei An was the last to go out.

The crowd surrounded the skinny old man.

"This old man sneaked into my room and fell asleep on my bed with his shoes on."

Xu Gengdao was very angry, with a look of disgust on his face, obviously disgusted.

Chu Gaoge looked at the old man lying on the ground, and said with a smile: "He is also here for the birthday banquet. I saw him at the dinner party. He ate all the food and wine for the table by himself."

"Yes, yes, I am also a guest, and I am arranged to live with you."

The thin old man begged for mercy repeatedly, "It's just that I accidentally drank too much and went to the wrong room. Please calm down and forgive me, poor old man with dim eyes."

Hearing this, Xu Gengdao raised his foot, pushed the skinny old man's buttocks, and shouted: "Get out!"

The skinny old man hurriedly got up.

Xu Gengdao turned around and shouted loudly towards the door: "Where is the maid, come quickly!"

Not long after, the young maid trotted over and saluted, "Xu Daozi, what are your orders?"

Xu Gengdao pointed at the skinny old man and said angrily: "Didn't you say that this other courtyard is specially reserved for guests from different sects? Where did this old man come from? Why was he also arranged to live here?"

The young maid blinked, looked at the skinny old man, and said in surprise, "Hey, don't you live in the other courtyard where the scholars are? Why did you come here?"

The skinny old man wiped off the dust from his body, and suddenly raised his finger to Wei An, plausibly saying: "I don't want to live in that other courtyard, he invited me to live here."

Everyone looked at Wei An.

"It's you!"

Xu Gengdao was furious immediately, "Good guy, you Pan Tianzong people deliberately made this old thing disgust me, didn't you?"

"Don't get me wrong."

Wei An's expression remained unchanged, and he said calmly: "I just told this old man that we only have spare rooms in the other courtyard, and he came here by himself."

"Hmph, dare to do it or not to take it as it is?"

The more Xu Gengdao spoke, the more annoyed he became, "Do you know that this old man shitted on the door of my room, and when I entered the door just now, I stepped on it with half my foot?!"

"..."

Everyone was silent, all looked down.

In fact, they smelled a strange smell just now, and they only thought that the smell came from the skinny old man.

I didn't expect it to be...

The corner of Wei An's mouth twitched slightly, he didn't expect the skinny old man to go too far, and he said, "Xu Daozi calm down."

He turned his head to the young maid and said, "Please help Xu Daozi change another room, and prepare bath water and new robes."

"Okay, maidservant, let's do it now."

The young maid stretched out her hand as a gesture of invitation, "Xu Daozi, there is another room here, please follow me."

Xu Gengdao glared at Wei An, his fists were clenched, but the thought of the dirt on the soles of his feet made him feel sick.

"I'm not done with you!" Xu Gengdao flicked his sleeves fiercely, and followed the young maidservant.

The skinny old man watched Xu Gengdao go far away, then spit out a mouthful, and said in a low voice: "What about my shit, how many people want to take it to worship at home, let you step on it, that is the blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes."

Chu Gaoge pinched his nose and said, "Old man, hurry up, otherwise, when Xu Daozi comes back later, he will still beat you severely."

Hearing this, the skinny old man shrank his neck, walked towards Wei An suddenly, and said with a chuckle, "Friend, you are a good man and do it to the end, so please help the old man."

Wei An raised his eyebrows and said, "You still dare to stay here? Aren't you afraid that Xu Daozi will beat you?"

The skinny old man spread his hands and said, "Anyway, I will be beaten up wherever I go, it doesn't matter."

Wei An raised his finger to Xu Gengdao's room, and said calmly: "This room is already vacant, you can live in it if you want."

"Okay!"

The skinny old man laughed heartily, gave a thumbs up and said, "I was often hungry when I was young, and every time I had to compete with many people for food. Later, I came up with a good way. Every time the meal was served, I would quickly dig a Throw a lump of booger into the rice, in this way, others will not want that bowl of rice, hahaha, it's all mine!"

"..."

Everyone's faces twitched and they said nothing.

The skinny old man suddenly looked at Zhao Xiu, and said with a smile: "Girl, if you meet a bad guy who you can't beat and wants to molest you, the best way to protect yourself is to quickly poop in your crotch, I can guarantee this method Tried and tested."

"..."

Chu Gaoge opened his mouth and almost vomited.

Zhu Hongxue's hand moved, and finally resisted the urge to draw his sword.

Ruhua Buddha shook his head, thinking about sins and sins.

Zhao Xiu was silent for a while, then shook his head and said: "Old man, your self-protection method may work, but it is not the best method."

The skinny old man suddenly became serious, and asked: "Ma'am, please clarify."

Zhao Xiu said slowly: "In my hometown, if a girl encounters a bad guy who tries to misbehave, we will not resist. We will use our feminine tenderness to trap the bad guy and destroy the bad guy. In this way, we not only protect ourselves, It also achieved counter-killing, killing two birds with one stone.”

"..."

Everyone stared blankly at Zhao Xiu, not knowing what expression to make for a moment.

Hearing this, the skinny old man pondered seriously for a while, then cupped his hands and said, "I'm taught, thank you for your guidance."

Zhao Xiu turned and left.

160 Booger Dafa!If you poison me, I will poison you too!

Then, the skinny old man entered Xu Gengdao's room directly as if no one was there.

Boom!

He closed the door.

Ruhua, Chu Gaoge and the others looked at each other, shook their heads speechlessly, and went back to their respective rooms.

The corner of Wei An's mouth turned up slightly, and he turned and went back to the room.

Flash forward to the next day!

The young maid brought wash water and breakfast.

After Wei An washed up and had some breakfast, he still stayed in the room and closed the door.

"Bitch, I'll kill you!"

Suddenly, a roar came suddenly, with indescribable anger.

Wei An opened a corner of the window, and saw Xu Gengdao rushing out the door angrily, throwing the breakfast porridge on the ground.

The young maidservant knelt on the ground, terrified.

Ruhua was the first to push the door out and shouted, "Xu Daozi calm down, what's wrong?"

Chu Gaoge and others also came out upon hearing the sound.

Xu Gengdao pointed to the breakfast porridge on the ground and shouted: "You all have a look, what's in the porridge?"

Everyone stared down, and all of them changed their colors.

It turned out that there was a black lump in the porridge, which seemed to be a lump of fresh booger.

The young maid kowtowed and said, "This servant really doesn't know that there are dirty things in the porridge."

Ruhua and Chu Gaoge looked at each other, they thought of something in unison, and they all felt disgusted.

"Girl, you get up first."

Ru Huaxu raised her hand, supported the young maidservant, and asked, "Has anyone else touched this bowl of porridge before you served it to Xu Daozi?"

"No." The young maid recalled: "From the kitchen to the other courtyard, no one has touched it."

Ruhua asked again: "Then have you met the old man who made trouble last night?"

The young maid shook her head and said, "No."

The voice just fell, and there was a creak!

The skinny old man walked out of the room, stretched his waist, yawned, turned his head to look, grinned and said: "It smells so good, this is breakfast porridge. That maidservant, give the old man a bowl too, no, three bowls !"

The young maid did not dare to answer, and looked at Xu Gengdao cautiously.

At this moment, Xu Gengdao observed his words for a while, and gradually calmed down. He squinted at the thin old man, and a stern look flashed in his eyes.

"Girl, go and bring him three bowls of porridge."