I, Master Jiejiao, join the chat group

In the world that covers the sky, Ye Fan walked out of the imperial court suspended above the Big Dipper, and came to Donghuang Ji's house, where he was grandly received by Ji's family.

At Ji's house, he once again met the naughty and lovely elf, Ji Ziyue!

Ye Fanzheng didn't know how to speak, and when he spoke the first sentence to Ji Ziyue, he saw Xu Hanwen's Aite pop up in the chat group, and he was furious on the spot.

Lin Meng: "I remember Xu Hanwen. He is the latest member of the group. He said that he is taking the test for children. What's the matter? What happened?"

Kou Zhong: "Didn't the real person say last time that you and Ning Caichen are allowed to pay on credit? Why didn't you see the credit with the real person? Didn't you two bubbling?"

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Yao Chen: "Is it possible that the plot has begun, and the White Snake lady has come to repay her favor, and he is also immersed in the gentleness and cannot extricate himself?"

Jiang Yuyan: "That's impossible. If that's the case, it's fine. Why did he scold Emperor Ye?"

Seeing this scene, the group members felt ridiculous.

Well done, why did Xu Hanwen scold Ye Fan?

The two seem to have no intersection, and no grievances, right?

What happened again?

Xu Hanwen: "Woo, have you forgotten what you said last time? It was your words that caused me to have nightmares every night and stay in bed for half a month after getting sick! Until today, I Only then did I wake up, you have caused me so much misery!"

Xu Hanwen: "Ye Fan, did you cause me to become like this? Touch your conscience, won't it hurt?"

The Legendary World of the New White Lady.

Ever since he was hit by Ye Fan, Xu Hanwen has been having nightmares for a while.

A white snake hundreds of feet long and as thick as an adult's waist appeared in his sleep. It kept fighting with other male snakes, and its belly became bigger. Then it gave birth to nests of snake eggs, and then hatched small snake.

The most important thing is that these little snakes all have snake bodies and human faces, and they can talk when they are born, calling him daddy.

Every time he dreamed of this place, Xu Hanwen would wake up with fright, and would never be able to fall asleep again.

Repeating the same dream for several days, Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar, was frightened and fell ill on the spot.

Not only did he become dazed, but he kept yelling, don't come here, don't come here!

This time, his sister Xu Jiaorong and brother-in-law Li Gongfu were frightened.

The Xu family has only one seedling of Xu Hanwen, who is also a natural seed for reading, and will be admitted to the Jinshi master in the future.

If something happened, then Xu Jiaorong would die.

And Li Gongfu, who always loved his wife, naturally cared about his only brother-in-law very much.

The two invited a famous doctor from Hangzhou City to diagnose and treat him. After taking his pulse, the doctor said that Xu Hanwen had a heart disease, and he needed heart medicine.

Xu Jiaorong was even more sad when she heard this, she didn't think about eating and drinking all day long, and was worried about her younger brother.

After more than half a month, Xu Hanwen finally woke up.

After comforting his sad sister, he immediately opened the chat group and condemned Ye Fan heartbroken.

As soon as he woke up, Xu Hanwen understood.

During the half month in bed, he was often awake and sometimes in a daze, and he did not know how much suffering he had endured.

If it weren't for Ye Fan's teasing before, he wouldn't have continuous nightmares later on, let alone get sick.

The culprit of all this is undoubtedly Ye Fan in the chat group!

Ye Fan: "Nani? What did I say to you last time? Oh, I remembered, last time I teased you that the thousand-year-old white snake lived with so many male snakes before it gave birth to wisdom? What do you mean? , My words made you have a nightmare? Then you got sick?"

Ye Fan: "Also, you cry when you encounter little things. Are you still a man? You can't blame me for everything. Why didn't Ning Caichen get sick? I was just joking that day , you can't stand it?"

Ye Fan: "No, isn't your mental quality too bad? Young man, you need to exercise more! You know, the root cause of snake nature is that you have no strength to restrain a chicken, and your combat effectiveness is less than five." With a scumbag physique, I'm afraid you won't be able to grasp that thousand-year-old snake demon!"

Hearing Xu Hanwen's explanation, Ye Fan probably understood the whole story, and his position felt a little funny.

You didn't figure it out yourself, blame me?

Xu Hanwen: "You are unreasonable and bullying others, I will find a real person to uphold justice!"

Xu Hanwen: "@长生真人, please make decisions for the students!"

Talking about talking, Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar, was no match for Ye Fan, and he was speechless on the spot.

Extremely angry, Xu Hanwen had no choice but to ask the real Aite Changsheng to call the shots.

End of this chapter

Chapter 76 Emperor Ye, have you paid the parking fee?

Chapter 143 Emperor Ye, have you paid the parking fee? 【Subscribe】

Wild world.

Sensing Xu Hanwen's Aite, Li Changsheng opened the chat group to have a look.

After seeing what Xu Hanwen said, he counted his fingers and understood what happened to the other party during this time.

"This psychological quality is really a bit poor."

Li Changsheng shook his head, really speechless towards Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar.

The so-called day thinking, night dream.

After what Ye Fan said, Xu Hanwen remembered what happened before Bai Suzhen's awakening of wisdom, and kept struggling.

When he goes to sleep at night, he will naturally dream about it, and all bad things will appear in his dreams.

Speaking of it, Ye Fan was at least half of the responsibility, if it wasn't for his eccentric remarks and ridicule, Xu Hanwen wouldn't have suffered like this.

But Xu Hanwen's psychological quality is really a bit poor, he was frightened by the dream and became sick all over, and he was bedridden for half a month before he got better.

"This matter. We can only play [-] boards each."

Li Changsheng pondered for a while and made a decision.

Changsheng real person: "@叶凡, you are such an adult, you have no sense of propriety, can you make any jokes casually? It's all right now, what are you going to do when such a big incident happens?"

Changsheng real person: "@许汉文, you too, why are you so unintimidated? The psychological quality needs to be strengthened! By the way, the last time Pindao said to give you credit, have you not considered it?"

Li Changsheng reprimanded Ye Fan first, and then said a few words in Xu Hanwen, which was regarded as a [-]-point blow each.

This guy Ye Fan is indeed neither serious nor serious, he is too out of touch.

Xu Hanwen is just a frail scholar who has never seen anything in the world, so how can he stand up to his scare.

If the two have a good relationship, it's okay to joke around, but Xu Hanwen just joined the group, so is it really okay to tease him?

Fortunately, Xu Hanwen has the luck of the protagonist, otherwise it would be a bit difficult if a bad guy was scared to death.

Ye Fan: "Ahem, I didn't expect that his psychological quality is so fragile that he can't even make a joke. However, this matter is indeed my fault, and I hope the real person will forgive me."

Ye Fan: "@许汉文, Brother Xu, I shouldn't have played this kind of joke with you, I apologize to you! How about this, to show my sincerity, I'll give you a fairy grass."

Seeing that the real Changsheng came forward, although both sides played [-] big boards each, Ye Fan was quite depressed in his heart.

However, he didn't pay attention to this matter, so he just bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

After thinking about it, Ye Fan took another fairy grass from the storage ring and sent it to Xu Hanwen as an apology.

Of course he has more fairy grasses, but this matter is worth at most one fairy grass.

Besides, if he gave Xu Hanwen more fairy grass, Immortal Changsheng would come to trouble him.

Ye Fan is the first batch of old group members to join the group, there are some things you know and I know, just tacit understanding.

【Ding! 'Ye Fan, sent' Xu Hanwen an exclusive red envelope! 】

Xu Hanwen: "The real person taught me the right thing. The students did have something wrong. It doesn't matter if they shouldn't insult Ye Dadi. Let's turn this matter over."

Xu Hanwen: "@长生真人, as for the matter of credit, the students should think about it before replying to the real person."

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After receiving the red envelope, Xu Hanwen was ecstatic when he got a crystal clear fairy grass.

The bit of hatred for Ye Fan in his heart naturally dissipated.

As for the matter of crediting the Immortal Changsheng, there is no rush for now, he plans to take the fairy grass sent by Ye Fan first and see the effect.

Ye Fan: "Okay, let's close this matter, and no one is allowed to mention it again."

Although he lost a plant of fairy grass and was reprimanded by the Immortal Immortal, Ye Fan was not too angry.

However, he learned a lot from a fall, and next time he won't make jokes with new group members.

This time, he was spending money to eliminate disasters and bought a lesson.

Lin Meng: "That's the end of it, little leaf, you have to restrain yourself next time."

Kou Zhong: "Forget about it, I won't talk about it, so as not to cause trouble."

Yao Chen: "After the rain, the sky clears up, it's all right, it's all right."

Jiang Yuyan: "With a real person in charge, naturally there will be nothing unfixable."

It wasn't until this matter was completely resolved that the group members came out to smooth things over.

They are not stupid, they can even be regarded as human beings, so naturally they don't talk nonsense, so as not to cause a commotion.

Ye Fan: "Let's talk about other things. The emperor has come to the Ji family, received warm hospitality from the Ji family, and met Ji Ziyue, the little moon of the Ji family. So what, how should the emperor speak? Is to propose marriage directly to her, Or step by step? Which brother will teach me!"

With the beauty in front, Ye Fan quickly put aside the previous bad luck and said happily.

Lin Meng: "Tsk tsk, are you asking how to pick up girls? I don't care to expose you, it's obviously to show off, okay. Thanks to Zhang Laodao's offline, otherwise, he will feel uncomfortable again."

Kou Zhong: "That's right, you, Emperor Ye, have been in love for many years, and you are known as the little prince of the night show who lived among thousands of flowers and never touched his body. How can such a small matter rarely upset you?"

Yao Chen: "Speaking of which, the old man just wants to ask, how is Ye Dadi's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman?"

Jiang Yuyan: "Now when you mention Li Xiaoman, old man Yao, aren't you afraid that Emperor Ye will come over and beat you up right away?"

Seeing Ye Fan's blunt change of subject, he pretended to be innocent and asked the group members how to pick up girls.

Everyone quickly exposed him, and didn't show him any sympathy.

Ye Fan: "Forget it, you scumbags who have never been in a relationship, it's useless to ask, this emperor can figure out a way for himself."

Seeing this, Ye Fan grinned and smiled embarrassingly.

Lin Meng: "Speaking of which, Ye Fan, you have become a mortal fairy and reached the pinnacle of the world! But I have always wanted to ask you a question, but I don't know how to ask you every time. Taking this opportunity today, I will ask you Ask, do you still remember your nickname when you joined the group? Did you pay the parking fee for the Mercedes parked at the foot of Mount Tai?"

At this time, Lin Meng suddenly asked leisurely.

Kou Zhong: "Pfft. I remembered, when the Kowloon coffin arrived, Ye Dadi drove a Mercedes-Benz to Mount Tai, and parked in the parking lot at the foot of the mountain. It seems that he hasn't paid the parking fee, right? I laughed so hard. !"

Yao Chen: "Parking lot security: Why hasn't anyone come to drive this broken car? If you don't pay the parking fee, I'll drag it to sell the car and pay the parking fee!"

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Jiang Yuyan: "You're laughing so hard, are you going to laugh at the little girl to death so that she can inherit the little girl's paradise?"

Seeing Lin Meng's words, everyone immediately recalled that not long after joining the group, the plot on Ye Fan's side began.

Fortunately for him, the old man put the car in the parking lot, but he left the Big Dipper Star Region for many years and never returned. No one paid the parking fee for the Mercedes Benz.

No wonder Ye Fan's nickname when he joined the group was 'no parking fee, it seems that even the chat group can't stand it anymore.

Ye Fan: "Nani? What is the parking fee? How can you say nothing? When the emperor returned to Earth, he paid off the parking fee. Don't blame me!"

Ye Fan: "Are you kidding me? As the great emperor of the world, how can I do this kind of dirty work without paying for parking!"

Ye Fan: "By the way, when it comes to cars, I suddenly remembered something! By the way, does my Mercedes, like those treasures, also contain purple light?"

Seeing Lin Meng's slanderous words and the ridicule of the group members, Ye Fan raised his brows, immediately became unhappy, and quickly defended himself.

After coming to Beidou from the earth, he only took more than a year to prove the Dao Emperor, which can be said to be as fast as a rocket.

Afterwards, he immediately returned to Earth to visit his parents, and by the way, drove the Mercedes-Benz parked at the foot of Mount Tai back home.

As for the parking fee, of course it has already been settled.

Just kidding, can the dignified emperor reduce the parking fee by a little bit?

At this moment, when everyone mentioned Mercedes-Benz, Ye Fan couldn't help but suddenly thought of something.

He collected all the treasures in the entire Shading World, and exchanged them all for cultivation resources with the Immortal Immortal.

If you want to find another treasure that contains the primordial purple light, it will be extremely difficult, and it will be even more difficult.