Thank you for the invitation, I am a teacher in North America

Thank you for the invitation, I am a teacher in North America on the same day Author: The Cat Eating Oranges

Summary:

Headline: [Recently, a "strange person" appeared in a certain place in the name of fortune-telling, Fengshui, etc., bluffing and deceiving, netizens please be vigilant...]

Lin Yi is bound to the Celestial Master system. For system tasks, he went to the funeral parlor, planning to help exorcise the corpse; he went to the detective agency, planning to use Taoism to help catch criminals; he also set up a stall to tell his fortune...

But all of them hit the wall everywhere, were rejected, and even regarded as liars.

Until this day, he suddenly received a call from overseas...but he never thought about it, it was like hanging up!

……

Hollywood actress: "Mr. Lin, the oriental Taoism is amazing, can you tell my fortune for me?"

Pope: "Mr. Lin, please leave some soup for us, our believers are almost gone!"

Vampires and werewolves were even more confused: "Why is this Eastern Taoist priest here? Isn't this a blow to reduce dimensionality!"

Call out: "Thank you for the invitation, I am a master in North America, and I just finished reading Feng Shui for the Empire State Building..."

Chapter 1 Why is it you again?

Dragon Kingdom, Imperial Capital.

It was noon.

On the busiest commercial street.

There is an endless stream of pedestrians, including elite white-collar workers in high-rise buildings on the street, tourists from all over the world, etc., passing by.

And in the very center of this commercial street.

The shouts that were incompatible with the surrounding environment attracted the attention of many people.

"Good and evil in life are not predestined, for good and evil, each chooses his own way. If you don't know the principles of fortune-telling, Laojun has no basis for empty words!"

"From the south to the north, brothers and sisters, do you want to count it?"

"Heavenly and earthly, I am the best at fortune-telling in the imperial capital!"

"..."

The yelling came from a man in the crowd.

The man looked young, that is, in his twenties, with a sunny and handsome appearance, and an infectious smile. He was wearing a white satin gown on his upper body, a pair of black satin pants on his lower body, and a pair of brand new and clean clothes on his feet. Vintage canvas shoes.

He was still holding a wooden pole in his hand, on which hung a long scroll with a dark blue border, a beige interior, and four large black characters on it——

Reaching heaven and earth!

The man's name is Lin Yi, and apart from his identity, which can be seen from his attire—a quack warlock, he also has another identity...

Traveler!

More than ten days ago, he traveled to this parallel world, and when he waited a few days to accept that he had traveled through this world, he bound the system—the Celestial Master system, as long as he completes the released tasks, such as divination, You can get rewards for chasing corpses, exorcising ghosts and subduing demons, etc.

And after binding this celestial master system, he got a novice gift package and learned some unusual methods, such as fortune-telling, driving corpses, and so on.

Immediately, he received the first task issued by the system.

In his opinion, this first task is more like a test of the system for itself. The task content is to use any method learned from the novice gift package to solve a problem for someone.

Originally, he thought this task was very simple.

after all……

Having learned so many methods, isn't it easy to just use one to solve a problem for someone?

but……

Many things are often not as easy as he thought.

It's not...

As soon as this task was done, it was done today, and it has not been finished until now!

"In these days... there are still people setting up street stalls to tell fortunes!"

"It's already 2202... No one still believes in these feudal superstitions, right?"

"Of course some people believe it, but they have all gone to the temple, so whoever comes to the side of the road counts!"

"Wow, this little brother is so handsome, why don't we go to fortune-telling and ask for a contact information?"

"What a handsome young man, what's wrong with doing something, going astray!"

"It's still open to heaven and earth, so dare to hang up, tsk tsk tsk."

"If it was placed in ancient times, with his attire and his aura of immortality, there might be quite a few people who would count on it."

"Haha, that was also in ancient times, and now...Jiang Taigong is fishing."

"..."

Whispering and muttering discussions sounded one after another around Lin Yi.

Although the passers-by who came and went were attracted by Lin Yi's yelling and appearance, they didn't believe in his fortune-telling at all, and didn't dare to be interested at all, so they just watched it as a fun.

And their discussions were also heard by Lin Yi.

so many people...

How come no one came to count it?

They haven't tried it yet, why are they saying that here?

……

Lin Yi saw the black line on his forehead, not to mention how speechless he was.

And right now.

A mid-air voice came from outside the crowd to his ears.

"Come on, come on, let me go, please let me go!"

The voice did not fall.

Following the commotion of the crowd, three men in gray city control uniforms walked up to Lin Yi through the passage that the crowd automatically separated.

"Hey, the city management is here!"

"Are you here to investigate and deal with this fortune teller?"

"That's for sure. This is the most prosperous commercial street in the imperial capital. How could he let him set up a stall here?"

"..."

Before waiting for passers-by to discuss a few words.

The leader of the three city management officers frowned and looked at Lin Yi with a serious face: "Why is it you again?"

"..."

Lin Yi didn't say anything, just smiled embarrassingly.

These three urban management Lin Yi are not unfamiliar, they can even be said to be familiar with them.

It has been a few days since he came out to set up a fortune-telling stall.

In the past few days, I have been driven away by the urban management many times.

It may be because he always likes to go to this bustling area to set up stalls, and these three urban managers happen to be in charge of this area, and they are the urban managers who have seen the most times in the past few days.

"Hehe, it seems that the urban management has caught this kid many times!"

"Normal, it's impossible to be a cheater in this business for a day!"

"It seems that the previous punishment is not strong enough. They are not afraid of urban management at all. They should come out and continue to set up stalls."

"That's right, I don't know how the city management has punished them before."

"..."

Although there were only a short sentence or two of dialogue, the passers-by who came and went could interpret the information contained in it at once.

Hear their arguments.

The expressions on the faces of the three urban management officers were even more ugly. Doesn't this mean that they are not doing their job well?

The head of the city management frowned even tighter, and reprimanded Lin Yi: "I said that you are not allowed to set up a stall at will, let alone your feudal superstitious fortune-telling, you don't cry when you see the coffin, you want to go in Do you want to taste the taste of public meals?"

"Don't, don't."

Seeing that the urban management was ready to do something, Lin Yi quickly waved his hand: "Look at what you said, who wants to eat public dinner when they have nothing to do?"

He said so, but he didn't have the slightest intention to close the stall.

These city managers are too violent.

How many times have I seen myself...

About to handcuff people?

……

Lin Yi couldn't help rolling his eyes in his heart.

Did not wait for him to say anything.

The head of the urban management immediately began to chase people away: "If you don't want to eat public food, hurry up and leave, don't disturb public order here!"

Lin Yi saw that he would handcuff people immediately if he didn't follow suit, and knew that there was no room for bargaining, so he shrugged helplessly, nodded and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go now."

In fact, he didn't have anything to pack up, so he simply packed up and was about to leave.

And this time.

The chief urban management officer warned: "This is the last time. Don't let me see you setting up a stall here to fool people again. Once again, I will handcuff you."

He thought of the discussions of the people around him just now, and thought that he couldn't give the chance again and again, otherwise no one would take his group of people seriously, and what he said would fall on deaf ears.

"Go, go, go."

Lin Yi continued to walk forward without looking back, the expression on his face was not at all what he promised.

If it wasn't for completing the system's tasks...

He didn't want to set up a stall either.

but……

He wants to complete the system's tasks and get rewards.

Chapter 2

"Let's go, let's go, the city management still works."

"Haha, I don't know if this young man will listen to persuasion. If we meet again tomorrow, he will be in trouble."

"What a guy, I hope he can correct his evil ways."

"..."

The voices of passers-by are getting smaller and smaller.

Soon, Lin Yi couldn't hear their voices at all, and came to a secluded alley.

"It seems that today is another day that I failed to complete the system task..."

Just when he was muttering in his heart.

suddenly!

A cell phone rang.

"Jingle bells - tinkle bells -"

Lin Yi glanced at the phone, and "Unknown call" was displayed on the screen.

Who is this?