Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

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Chapter 091 I've seen ghosts eat mud, see you with your head!

What this person said was carried by the evening wind, and Lin Luo could hear him clearly.

"Brother, what an offense, it's me, Ah Guang, who doesn't understand the rules!"

"I'm not sincere!"

"Then you meant it~"

A gloomy voice followed closely behind, with a long tone, it was strange to hear.

Lin Luo raised his eyebrows, and looked at the grass behind the crock where the man was kneeling.

The sound is coming from here!

"Ah~ no, no, I'm playful for a while!"

When Ah Guang, who was kneeling on the ground, heard this, he was so frightened that he hoeed his head and kowtowed, he was about to cry when he heard the sound!

Lin Luo grinned, knowing what was going on.

There are people hiding in the grass, just teasing this silly boy!

Just kidding with ghosts, these people are tired of life!

Others can't see it, but Lin Luo can.

A cloud of yin has already emerged from the earthen pot, enjoying the incense candles and the roast chicken on the plate, it looks delicious, and it doesn't care about the few people messing around with it!

"Do you like playing very much~"

"Then can you do somersaults~"

"Yes, I will show you the pages!"

Ah Guang, who was kneeling on the ground, trembled, almost crying.

I usually say that I don't do anything wrong, and I'm not afraid of ghosts calling my door!

What a hell, the soft one is faster than anyone else!

Ah Guang squatted on the ground, flipped backwards with one hand, and then flipped forward again.

Simply snappy, it looks like he has a good background!

"Brother, what is that person doing there!"

At night, in this wilderness, perform acrobatics for a bone altar!

Although Jia Le couldn't see clearly, he could see a black shadow doing somersaults.

Lin Luo's dark eyes looked over, and the surrounding was gray.

There are three fires on the living person, and the Yin Qi is white!

A mass of white Yin Qi condensed into a human figure, sitting on the earthen pot, tasting incense candles, eating roast chicken, clapping hands, looking happy and having fun.

In the grass, there are still a few balls of Yanghuo squatting inside and twitching, obviously laughing like crazy!

"That unlucky guy was tricked by someone, let's not go there, and watch the show here!"

Lin Luo stopped Yinma with a smile and said.

Jia Le also got off Jia Le, moving his body again and again, watching the play curiously.

"Do you know what ghosts eat mud~"

The gloomy voice came from the grass behind the crock again.

Ah Guang, who knelt on the ground and kowtowed, trembled, with a bitter gourd mask on his face. It had rained in the past two days, and the ground was still a little wet, with mud everywhere.

"I don't know, I don't know!"

Can you stop eating if you don’t know?

"You grab the mud and eat it in your mouth~"

Ah Guang froze, and grabbed a handful of mud from the ground wanting to cry without tears.

"It's not these, it's the ones you wet~"

"Oh!"

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Ah Guang crawled to the crock and grabbed a handful of mud from under the bone altar.

The slimy mud has a unique smell of urine.

At this point, in order to survive, I can only fight!

Anyway, he peed on his own, so what are you afraid of!

Ahhh!

Ah Guang stuffed the mud into his mouth, and the pain mask emerged.

Eat the evil fruit you made yourself!

puff!

Lin Luo couldn't help but burst out laughing. I've seen ghosts eat mud, but it's the first time I've seen mud eaten with urine!

This dude is amazing!

Jia Le couldn't hear it very clearly, and didn't understand what Lin Luo was laughing at, with a blank and curious expression on his face.

"Brother, what are you laughing at?"

"Haha, that person urinated on the bone altar, was tricked by others, and ate urine mud! Goose goose goose~"

Lin Luo laughed and let out a goose cry.

These people are really talented, they have dug up all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!

It even made people eat urine mud!

So talented!

After hearing Lin Luo's explanation, Jia Le was startled for a moment, and then laughed.

Sure enough, it's better to go down the mountain, and I encountered such a fun thing when I first came out.

The two were not close, and it was against the wind, so no one on Ah Guang's side noticed.

"Lezi finished reading, let's go, Jiale, let's continue on our way!"

Lin Luo said while rubbing his aching stomach.

"Oh!"

Jia Le ran onto the back of the paper figurine Jia Le.

"How does it taste?"

"Salty! 哕~"

Ah Guang said dryly, he couldn't bear it anymore, this smell hit his head!

In addition, I have been a little angry recently, it is salty and rushing!

"In the future, you must be more disciplined!"

"Got it, huh?"

Why does this sound sound familiar!

And the position of the sound is wrong!

Ah Guang suddenly raised his head, and saw several familiar figures popping out from the grass behind the crock!

"Haha, it's over!"

"Ah Guang, you are such a dick, you really ate it!"

"Agui! Ah Biao! Ah Hui! Ali! It's you!"

Ah Guang's eyes widened, and he immediately guessed what was going on!

"You have planned it!"

What haunting, these brats are messing with themselves!

"Haha, today's supper is really rich!"

"Brother Gui, you are the best!"

"Don't hurry up and thank it!"

Agui said with a smirk.

These damaged goods are killing people!They bowed to the bone altar in unison.

"Go back to eat supper!"

Several losers laughed and laughed, and before Ah Guang could react, they picked up the sacrifice on the ground and ran away.

"You are too much!"

Ah Guang became impatient, got up and pressed Ah Gui's shoulder, and was about to throw a punch!

You bastards, do you want to trick people like this!

Just pretend to be a ghost and scare me, but let me eat urine mud!

"Hey! Don't blame us, if you want to blame it, blame it!"

Ah Gui smiled meanly, pointed to the bone altar on the ground, then turned around nimbly, and ran away in a hurry.

"You, it's all your fault!"

Ah Guang looked at the bone altar on the ground angrily, and kicked over the incense candle he had inserted on the ground.

I'm still foolish enough to come to worship you!What a fool I am!

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Ah Guang was about to kick the bone altar!

"Hey! Brother! It's fine to pee, don't screw up my mouth!"

"Who! Who else!"

Ah Guang looked around furiously.

Coincidentally at this time, the wonderful combination of Lin Luo and Jia Le appeared in Ah Guang's sight.

The moonlight fell coldly.

On the dark alleyway, on the back of a big pure black horse, sat a handsome little boy who looked slightly weird.

The fair-skinned and seductive woman sitting behind the little boy made people even more reluctant to look away.

The weirdest thing is the three people next to him!

A tall and strong one looks like an iron tower, and its face looks very pale under the moonlight!

The other two watermelon heads, one with the other on their backs.

Seeing Ah Guang looking at him, Lin Luo grinned and gave him a thumbs up slowly!

"Brother, absolutely!"

"I've seen ghosts eat mud, but you're the first one to use urine mud!"

"Me, him, you!"

Ah Guang's expression was very exciting, it was Lin Luo's words that made him wonder how to answer.

But Lin Luo's next sentence made Ah Guang feel cold all over his body!

"The worst thing is that you caught a ghost and bullied him twice!"

Ah Guang:? ? ?

"What did you say?"