Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

Hearing Jiang Lujia's words, Jiang Qi agreed with him a little bit. Just as he was about to get up from the ground, he suddenly found that his legs were suddenly numb and tingling, so he had to yell to Jiang Lujia for help.

"What kind of body do you have? Old Qi, you haven't even got a wife, why are you so weak? You wait!" Shenxianshuge

Jiang Lujia sneered teasingly, and slowly got up from the ground.

"Ouch!"

"what!"

It's just that he just got up and took a step, when he accidentally tripped over his left foot and tripped over his right foot, he exclaimed and fell on his face, with a burst of heart-piercing screams, his entire nose collapsed!

"Hahaha, I told you to slander labor and capital, and you will be punished now? Cough cough cough...Made, why do you still have a cold?"

Seeing Jiang Lujia's miserable state, Jiang Qi also sneered for a while, but he suddenly coughed violently, which made his already dizzy and tingling head dizzy for a while.

After sucking his nose hard, he couldn't help but muttered curses.

It's just that neither of these two people noticed that Jiang Bai had already walked behind them.

Looking at the tragic situation of the two people in front of him, Jiang Bai just shook his head indifferently.

Originally, he had already used copper coins to counteract their yin energy from being attacked by ghosts, but he didn't expect these two greasy uncles to sit on the ground and fill the cups instead.

They have crossed the boundary without being in awe, and are still talking nonsense here. Their symptoms at this moment are exactly the sequelae of crossing the boundary, and they have begun to attack!

And this is just the beginning!

At this time, Jiang Lujia, who was rolling on the ground with his nose in his arms, finally saw Jiang Bai behind him. Apart from his astonishment, he also felt a burst of anger in his heart.

Covering his nose, he hummed: "Why are you still watching, kid? Why don't you help your uncle up first?"

Jiang Bai didn't answer, but he still helped the two of them up one by one, and sat back on the chair.

But after sitting back, the two of them found that something was even more wrong.

The whole body was sore and weak, just like suffering from some serious illness, which made the two of them extremely uncomfortable.

Jiang Lujia finally couldn't help but glared at Jiang Bai and said, "Xiaobai, what kind of medicine did you and Jiang Dahe give us? Don't you know that it is easy to cause accidents if you do it casually?"

Jiang Bai was stunned by his brain hole, and said calmly: "This is the result of your own choice, what to do with others?"

Hearing this, Jiang Lujia and the two of them were overjoyed even though they were very uncomfortable.

Lying on the chair, but staring at Jiang Bai as if looking down, said: "Return the result of your own choice, why, is it possible that you still want to say that the two of us were sucked by ghosts?"

Jiang Bai shook his head and smiled calmly: "Of course it's fake, we have to believe in science, where is there any ghost to suck Yang Qi."

"It should be the realgar bar just now. Didn't the people from the restaurant bring it to you? Did you drink a lot? Although the wine has a unique flavor, it still has a lot of stamina."

Seeing that Jiang Bai did not pretend to be fake, the two looked at each other in doubt, and they believed it in their hearts.

After lying down on the chair and resting for a while, my body seemed to have recovered a lot. Although I was still a little sore and weak, it was much better than before when I couldn't even stand up.

"Damn it, the aftertaste of this drink is as strong as grandma's!"

After Jiang Qi let out a long breath, while talking, he felt a little parched, just like the feeling when he just woke up from a hangover, and subconsciously reached out to touch the water glass on the table beside him.

It was a cup of hot tea first served by the hotel waiter at the beginning of the birthday banquet.

"Ah, it's hot!"

"Wasao, it's been so long, why is the water still so hot?!"

"what!"

Just as soon as the water entered his throat, Jiang Qi screamed and jumped up, accidentally spilling the scalding hot tea onto his pants, his entire face turned red instantly.

After more than a full minute, he clutched his crotch and wailed heart-piercingly, but accidentally hit his forehead on the table, and the whole person almost lost his breath!

"Hahaha, are you stupid?"

"The cup you took was the hot water added by the old man sitting next to you! My dear, you already have kidney deficiency, so you didn't scald your bald skin now, did you?"

Seeing Jiang Qi's decline, Jiang Lujia on the side not only didn't show any concern, but laughed and sneered.

"Worm!"

When he finally got up and wanted to see Jiang Qi's miserable condition, his feet went limp and he fell backwards.

Fortunately, at a critical juncture, Jiang Bai supported his back, otherwise he fell at his angle, and the back of his head would have to be smashed on the back of the chair!

Looking at the backrest behind him, Jiang Lujia was scared to pee!

Jiang Bai narrowed his eyes slightly.

Sure enough, these two people really started to get unlucky!

And the qi and blood are vacant, and the yang qi is lax, just like a patient who just came out of the intensive care unit. This is definitely a harbinger of some serious illness!

Shaking his head and sighing, he glanced at the sleeping people in the hall.

"Snapped!"

"Hey~!"

The crisp snapping of fingers reverberated in the hall again, accompanied by the continuous spinning of copper coins, all the copper coins were instantly withdrawn to Jiang Bai's waist, and everyone woke up from the ghost's nightmare or sleep.

But this time, it was different from Jiang Lujia and Jiang Qi. They were forcibly awakened by Jiang Bai, and the nightmare was interrupted. It was really like a dream, and all the memories became a little confused.

Just like ordinary people who sleep at night and have a dream, although they know that they have a dream when they wake up the next day, they just can't remember what they dreamed of.

Everyone was just wondering why they all seemed to have fallen asleep just now.

"Humph!"

A cold snort spit out from Jiang Bai's nose, and before everyone noticed, a cloud of black air condensed on their heads, and the ghost appeared again.

But this time, he didn't have any thoughts of continuing to be a monster. After looking at Jiang Bai in horror, he turned into a gust of wind and fled to the gate of the hall.

This time, it was really scared!

"Damn it, isn't this corpse exorcist too terrifying? Even my cursed nightmare can be forcibly torn apart!"

"Great, he didn't catch up!"

Li Gui was terrified in his heart, and when he rushed out of the gate, he was greatly relieved when he saw Jiang Baihou who did not continue to attack or chase after him.

It's just that when it was rejoicing, the moment it turned around again, an abyss seemed to appear in front of its eyes.

Without even uttering a horrified scream, Li Gui completely disappeared into the pitch-black abyss!

"belch!"

Heiwuchang hiccupped in satisfaction, and then looked vigilantly at a certain figure in the hall. The tall, dark and thin figure turned into a ray of black light and disappeared instantly.

Running after eating is so exciting!

"Hey? Isn't this Lu Jia and Lao Qi? What are you two doing?"

And at this moment, everyone in the hall was completely awake. Although they were very puzzled about what happened to them just now, after all, no one was willing to speak out about this kind of thing.

What if someone takes you for a fool?

But after regaining his senses, he saw Jiang Qi, who was hunched over, with one hand resting on his forehead, and the other hand covering his crotch, lying on the ground like mud, Jiang Lujia, who seemed to be in a diaper, couldn't help asking with surprise on his face up.

The faces of the two of them turned into liver-colored in an instant. Looking at the snickering or ridiculing eyes of many people around them, they didn't understand that they were played by these guys!

Especially after looking at Jiang Dahe and Jiang Bai who pretended to be dazed, they became even more angry for a while.

Jiang Lujia glared at the two of them and said, "Screw! Didn't you do it? What do you think, I've been ill recently, didn't you see that I look bad? You guys have the nerve to team up to trick us ?”

The sore body and sick face before became the perfect excuse and the last step for the two of them at this moment.

Just looking at the appearance of the two of them, everyone was also in shock for a while, and some of the guests who had no intersection with the two of them showed dissatisfaction flashing across their faces.

If it weren't for the Jiang family's face, these two dung-spitting mouths would have to be taught a lesson no matter what they said!

The atmosphere in the hall suddenly became tense and angry because of Jiang Lujia's voice.

Jiang Dahe finally found out that something was wrong, but his mind was also in a mess, he was still dreaming about winning the grand prize just now!

But now for no reason, someone pointed at his nose and scolded him.

I had to cough lightly, and raised my voice: "Ahem, it's getting late now, the old man wants to rest early if he likes to be lively, right? Let's give time to tonight's birthday first!"

As he said that, he took the lead ahead of time, bowed to Grandma Jiang, and said loudly: "Er Jiang Dahe, congratulations to our mother, good fortune is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than Nanshan!"

Driven by Jiang Dahe, the others were not fools, and they turned their eyes to Grandma Jiang. Starting from the Jiang family, the invited guests, and even the people from the restaurant all took turns to celebrate the old man's birthday.

"Hey, old man, I don't know how to learn any flowers in today's happy story, so I won't say more. This is a hundred-year-old wild ginseng, and it is a gift from the younger generation!"

"Grandma, happy birthday, you like to drink tea, this is a piece of old tea I picked up, you have a taste!"

"A pair of small characters, I wish the old man a long life and a long life, every year!"

......

After sending their blessings, everyone took out the gifts that had been carefully prepared and lined up in front of Grandma Jiang to give them over.

Grandma Jiang thanked her repeatedly. She wanted to refuse, but seeing that even Mayor Wei sent a set of tea sets, she had no choice but to accept them one by one.

Jiang Bai also stepped forward at this moment, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. After all, he prepared the gift, but he didn't think about how to pack it.

He took out the rewarded blood jade from his pocket, handed it over with a smile and said, "Sun Jiangbai, I wish you good health every year, every day!"

"Good boy, you are still studying, what gift are you preparing!"

Grandma Jiang was so happy that she didn't even pay attention to the blood jade in Jiang Bai's hand, which seemed a bit shabby. She took his arm and patted his shoulder kindly, pretending to be angry.

"Hey, be a little careful, but this blood jade, grandma should carry it with you on weekdays, it's good for your health and safety."

Jiang Bai smiled, but said with a serious smile.

"Okay, okay, my good grandson gave it to me, of course grandma will take care of it!"

Grandma Jiang laughed heartily, as if she was showing Jiang Bai, she kicked the blood jade into her pocket.

However, in this warm scene, in the eyes of others, some expressions are suddenly not quite right.

"Hey, what kind of blood jade did you say just now? It looks a little unlucky."

"Who says it's not? It's as red as blood. Isn't this kid afraid of scaring the old man?"

"Blood jade, I saw it on TV, it seems very unlucky!"

......

Then, a murmur of discussion sounded in the crowd.

Although Grandma Jiang is very old, she has always been in good health, and her ears are as sensitive as young people. After hearing those comments, she felt a little unhappy.

Not to Jiang Bai, but to these people who say this.

Noticing the change in grandma's eyes, Jiang Bai raised his eyebrows slightly, turned around, and smiled at the crowd: "You don't understand this, do you? All the gifts you add up are not as good as my blood jade! "

Hearing the appearance of Jiang Bai's big words also caused dissatisfaction among many people.

Someone even laughed and said: "Nephew, this is not a good thing to say. To put it bluntly, it is said that the blood jade was put on the body of the dead, and the jade was dyed red by the blood of the dead. How can it be beneficial to carry something with you?"

This person is a friend of Grandma Jiang, and Jiang Bai has met several times.

After nodding politely to him, he calmly smiled and said, "Uncle is right, but things must be reversed in extremes, such as many antiques, aren't they found in ancient tombs?"

"Being with the dead doesn't mean it's unlucky. For example, a coffin has the meaning of promotion and wealth since ancient times. Even now, many gift shops have some small golden coffins, right?"

"This blood jade has been nourished by Yin Qi for hundreds of years, and it has become a treasure. It can naturally absorb the surrounding Yin Qi. Wearing it on the body, ordinary evil spirits dare not get close."

Jiang Bai's face was calm, and he talked freely, but for a while, everyone present was stunned.

A hint of surprise also flashed in Grandma Jiang's eyes, especially after meeting Liu Fang, her mood had already changed.

Her grandson is right, whoever stipulated that things that have been with the dead must be unclean?

......

Just outside the hotel on the street.

A group of punks were rushing to an alley at the end of the street, and the leader was a bald man with a bulging wallet trembling in his hand, his face full of excitement.

"Made, those glasses are indeed a fat sheep. There are probably thousands of glasses in it!"

After touching his big bald head, the bald brother said excitedly.

The younger brother on the side urged: "Brother, quickly open it and see how many there are!"

"It's all right now, we've settled down again in the past few days! Brother Long is really amazing, he just took out the wallet of the guy with glasses so easily!"

"Of course, Brother Long used to be called Stealing Grava Long. Even the people in the detention center admired him!"