People on a Journey to the West: Take the brothers to ask the Buddha to abdicate

"Damn it, you haven't shown up yet. Did your apprentice break your legs?"

At this time, Avalokitesvara seemed to have fallen into madness, and at night, only the piercing sound of sharpening knives on the rocks continued to sound.

Avalokitesvara witnessed the scene where Tang Sanzang surrendered Sun Xingzhe with her own eyes, and even she herself was controlled by others.

But she just couldn't swallow it!

Damn, why should I, Avalokitesvara, have to run back and forth for you while you are enjoying the blessings on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Suddenly a lunatic sharpens his knife at night...

It's freezing cold, and it is reasonable for practitioners to avoid the cold and heat.

But at this moment, Zhen Yuanzi still felt a chill, he was afraid that if he closed his eyes, he would not be able to open them.

I was so afraid that the sharpened kitchen knife would cut my head...

At this time, Tang Sanzang was sleeping soundly in the car with his apprentices after eating and drinking.

"Monkey brain~hehe."

"Pig trotter~hehe."

Drifting didn't know what dream he had, but his dream words became more and more bold.

"Steamed golden cicada~hehe."

Zhu Bajie: Those who eat and drink spicy food with the master, go back to Gao Laozhuang to marry Cuilan.

Sun Xingzhe: Master is going to make a big disturbance in the heavenly palace, and the Tathagata will also join in the fun.Then hit!

Tang Sanzang: Little Manjusri, why are you running away...

Everyone is trapped in their own dreams.

Xiaobailong let out a maniacal laugh: I am the only ancestor dragon in the ages, respected by the whole world, welcome from the eight realms!

When the sky turned pale, everyone finally woke up slowly.

Tang Sanzang stretched his waist, and his whole body suddenly crackled like popping beans.

"Let's go, brothers!"

The first thing Tang Sanzang did when he woke up was to kick the sleeping Sand Monk awake.

Also steamed golden cicada?

If I want to eat again, my mouth will be torn apart by you...

The sutra learning team ushered in another vigorous day.

The Humvee roared and headed west.

But not long after, the Hummer suddenly stopped halfway.

"Master, it seems that there are Guanyin and Zhenyuanzi in front of you."

After listening to many stories told by Tang Sanzang, the little white dragon who boasted a lot of awesomeness learned a lot of cultural terms.

"Zhen Yuanzi?" Zhu Bajie, who was letting the wind out on the carport, stared forward with wide eyes.

"It's really that old guy!"

Seeing this strangely shaped "mount", Zhen Yuanzi felt furious.

But before Zhen Yuanzi could make a move, Guanyin grabbed the kitchen knife by his waist.

"Smelly Jinchan, get out!"

Tang Sanzang walked out of the car door lazily, only to see Guanyin rushing over with a kitchen knife.

I grass!

At that time, the kitchen knife was only 0.01 centimeter away from me, but after a quarter of incense, the hostess of that kitchen knife will fall in love with me completely.

Because I decided to tell a lie, although Tang Sanzang told countless lies after he came to Journey to the West.

But this one, I think is the most perfect!

"Stinky Golden Cicada! Die to me!!!"

I saw Tang Sanzang shed a tear with a deeply affectionate expression.

"You should do it directly, and I should die too!"

This scene directly stimulated everyone's nerves, even those who traveled to the West have a heart that likes to eat melons.

"Once upon a time... there was a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it."

"I regret it when I lose it."

"The most painful thing in the world is this."

Tang Sanzang's ups and downs of tone directly drew everyone into an affectionate artistic conception.

Everyone feels the emotion of regret, guilt, and missing true love.

Even Zhen Yuanzi, who came to ask Tang Sanzang for ginseng fruit trees, felt distressed for a while, wanting to hear Tang Sanzang's next words.

Tang Sanzang sobbed and raised his head slightly.

Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, I continued: "If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl."

Tang Sanzang grabbed Guanyin's tender little hand.

"I love you."

Tang Sanzang's eyes were full of doting tenderness.

"If we must add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be... 1 years."

"Master is too affectionate." Sun Xingzhe clenched his fists, hoping that Master would kiss him down.

"I'm going to be moved by this kind of love and cry!" Drifting rubbed his eyes, two big dark circles full of bruises filled with tears.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"!" Zhen Yuanzi burst into tears.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, this monk is still a person who values ​​love and righteousness!

Zhu Bajie: Be good, I would have believed it if I hadn't seen the four people who were very Buddha-natured get off the car one after another that morning.

Now for sure...one of them must have Guanyin!

Ordinary people even pay homage to the Buddha, how can they have such a strong Buddha-nature?

Zhu Bajie knew Tang Sanzang best, and he didn't remind everyone not to cry at this moment of affectionate confession.

Fake, all fake.

But who is Zhu Bajie?

Even though he knew it was all fake, Zhu Bajie still squeezed two tears.

Damn, if you want to cry, cry together.

Suddenly, two blushes appeared on Guanyin's face.

Even if the practice time is extremely long, but the experience of men and women is so little!

How can it withstand the offensive of Tang Sanzang's love words...

"Smelly... stinky golden cicada."

Guanyin's words at this time were not so blunt, but rather coquettish.

Just wait all night, who made him like himself?

Leave yourself a mess, you must believe in my ability!

Maybe the rope around his neck, if not mentioning its utility... maybe it was a gift from Jin Chan?Anyway, it's really pretty.

Avalokitesvara directly made up for all the defects of Tang Sanzang by himself.

so……

Love brain or something, it's really scary!

"By the way, what do you want from me?"

When it came to business, Guanyin frowned and said in a low voice: "Zhen Yuanzi wanted to find you and return to the ginseng fruit tree, so he went to find me."

Guanyin pursed her mouth, inexplicably feeling a little wronged.

There is no reason, just a grievance.

Tang Sanzang patted Avalokitesvara on the back, and said in a flat tone: "It's okay, it's a small problem."

When he turned his head to look at Zhen Yuanzi, this guy was crying.

But no matter how touching love is, the business must not be forgotten.

Zhen Yuanzi cried and said, "Damn... woo woo woo... Give me back my ginseng fruit tree... woo woo woo."

In the end, I cried until I was emotional, and even choked up twice...

"If there is no ginseng fruit tree, one will die."

Jin Yuanzi: ...

"Grass, I shouldn't have talked to you hob meat! Master Guanyin, can you control him!"

At this time, Guanyin's eyes were bright little stars, and Zhen Yuanzi didn't listen to what he said.

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Is there any reason?

Is there still king law?

Tang Sanzang sighed: "Don't get excited, it's useless even if you return the ginseng fruit tree."

"Just relying on the broken place of Wuzhuangguan, those who can't support themselves..."

Chapter 35 Coming in the mood, returning in defeat

Wuzhuang Temple, breaking the place?

"Hehe, don't be unconvinced." Tang Sanzang opened the boundless space.

A dwarf old man slowly walked out of it.

At this time, the Earth Lord was nourished by the chaotic fairy soil, and his whole body was radiant like a glazed treasure.

"The land lord?"

Although the father-in-law of the land is very grand in appearance at this time, he is the focus of Wuzhuang Temple.

Still recognized the dwarf old man at a glance.

Isn't this the land lord who lives with ginseng fruit trees every day?

"Zhenyuan Daxian."

The Land Lord saluted first, and then said, "I'm sorry for leaving the guard without authorization."

"But after thinking about it for a long time, I felt that maybe the position arranged by Heavenly Court is not suitable for my development."

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"But you have been in my Wuzhuang Temple for tens of thousands of years!" Great Immortal Zhenyuan looked puzzled.

"Oh, that's because I haven't seen anything better." The land lord was full of admiration and longing.

"If I hadn't seen the sun, I could have endured the darkness."

"You mean this stinky monk can't do better?" Immortal Zhenyuan was a little unconvinced.

You must know that the territory of Longevity Mountain and the ginseng fruit trees complement each other, and it has been regarded as a rather extraordinary geomantic treasure for tens of thousands of years.

Cultivation will get twice the result with half the effort, otherwise there wouldn't be so many goblins risking their lives to surround Wuzhuang Temple!

"Not only is it not as good as it is, but it is really too bad."

The land lord couldn't bear to hit Zhen Yuanzi, but decided to speak out directly for the better development of ginseng fruit trees.