People on a Journey to the West: Take the brothers to ask the Buddha to abdicate

Chapter 58

"Hey, do you want to die or live?"

"Want to live."

"No."

……

The dragon species fell silent again, why the hell are you asking me if I can't live! ?

"Pfft!"

Tang Sanzang's boning knife pierced directly into the main artery of the dragon species, ending the sinful life of a black shop owner.

Borrowing the water-avoiding beads directly, all the members crossed the Heishui River.

Xiao Bailong, who was captured because of his pride and complacency, turned back into a Humvee...

This world is too dangerous, and only being the car of a boss can give me a sense of security.

Tang Sanzang put away the water-repelling beads and the dragon's body, and threw them together with the Crystal Palace to the Land of Boundless Space and the Taishang Laojun.

At this time, Tu Tu was having a good chat with Taishang Laojun, when the miniature version of the Crystal Palace fell directly on his head.

"Who is so civic-moral! Why are you still littering?"

"it's me."

……

The land was silent for a moment, then changed into a smiling face and said, "So it's Sanzang, hehehe."

"Stop laughing so hard, take good care of my Crystal Palace, or I'll break your leg!"

"I want what I want."

The land chuckled twice, just touching the Crystal Palace with his hand.

it cracked...

The Crystal Palace, which looked extremely hard, burst open! ! !

"Wo Cao, boss, this is none of my business!" The local people were numb.

Isn't this really Porcelain?

Ginkgo across the belly, I don't think of it, wow, I really don't think of it!

A miniature Crystal Palace actually started!

Tang Sanzang glanced at the miniature Crystal Palace strangely, and after taking it out, the hard shell shattered directly.

The crystal fragments were shining brightly all over the place, and a strange square stone box appeared in Tang Sanzang's hand.

There are two words engraved on it with iron and silver hooks - Hangu!

Hangu!

When the saint was alive, there were eight realms in this world!

Human world, demon pass, heavenly court, Buddhist country, Confucian academy, extremely dark place, blood pool and Hangu.

If it is as expected, the word Hangu engraved on this stone is the deadly enemy of the Heavenly Court, containing Hangu who is a born spirit and monster!

Could it be that the Hangu that was sealed before the sage retired was this thing?

Looking at the palm-sized stone, Tang Sanzang felt bad all over.

The stone box fits perfectly, and it is impossible to see how it was opened.

Tang Sanzang kept moving forward while sitting in the Humvee, and even thought about the bloody way of recognizing the master by dripping blood.

It's just that after the stone box absorbed the blood, there was no movement at all.

It's outrageous, what does this thing have to do with Hangu?

Tang Sanzang scratched his head, somewhat puzzled.

What surprised Tang Sanzang was that when the stone box hit someone, it would temporarily block that person's spiritual power for a moment.

This was only discovered when Tang Sanzang threw the stone box into the car, and Xiao Bailong was directly smashed back to the prototype.

Blocking the spiritual power, even making the other party change form is impossible!

Tang Sanzang pondered for a moment, and could only use this stone box with Hangu as a magic weapon.

Throwing the stone box into the boundless space, Tang Sanzang took out the grill again.

"barbecue……"

Sha Wujin and Sun Xingzhe approached directly, looking at Tang Sanzang eagerly.

It's been a long time since I ate barbecue, it's really addictive!

Order beer all the time, with a big skewer in one hand...

Even the days of the gods are nothing more than this!

Although this thing is not like Laojun's elixir, it will increase the spiritual power of the human body.

But it's the faint smell of charcoal fire, the froth of beer...

It makes people feel addicted!

The meat of the dragon species was firm and extremely delicious. Tang Sanzang directly cut a small piece with a boning knife and roasted it.

After taking a sip, he couldn't help sighing: "No wonder the dragon meat in the sky is the donkey meat on the ground. The meat of this deformed dragon species is so delicious, it's really amazing!"

Called Zhu Bajie, the four masters and apprentices exchanged cups...

For a whole dragon species, there is only one piece of skin left.

Zhu Bajie returned to the roof of the car with unfinished thoughts, blowing the cold wind to gradually sober him up.

The most correct choice I have ever made in my life is to follow Master!

Zhu Bajie looked up at the sky, all the past has never been erased in his mind.

No matter what official position he used to hold, that kind of insignificance would emerge from the bottom of his heart every day!

But after following Master, he now dares to look up at the sky alone.

Watch the sky!

Occasionally, there will be a flash in my heart, in fact, the sky is nothing special!

No?

With a bit of drunkenness, Zhu Bajie fell asleep on the roof of the car.

"One crab, eight claws!"

"Two pointed ends, so big!"

Tang San hid in the carriage, teaching two apprentices to punch for fun.

"Let's talk about it first. If you lose, you will drink a glass of wine and slap your mouth."

……

"Master, stop slapping your mouth, okay?"

"Why, you can still beat me?" Tang Sanzang asked strangely.

Sha Wujin said aggrievedly: "I'm afraid you'll swell my face..."

Tang Sanzang couldn't help lowering his head and laughing, then said: "Okay, if you lose, you'll lose your mind!"

"Talking about brain collapse?"

Tang Sanzang didn't explain, he just stretched out his finger and touched Sha Wujin's forehead.

"Boom~"

After the crisp sound, Sha Wujin covered his forehead with tears in his eyes.

"Come on, I've worked so hard, I can still make you cry!"

Sha Wu did not dare to answer the words, and then the three of them began punching for fun.

"One crab, eight claws!"

"It's so big with two pointed ends!"

"Squeeze your eyes, shrink your neck."

"Climb, climb, cross the sand river!"

"Hi, brothers, whoever drinks first."

"666, who will drink first?"

"Five chiefs, who will drink first!"

Before Sha Wujin could react, he was caught by the one-on-two Tang Sanzang.

"Boom~"

Sha Wujin covered his forehead and looked at the two bulging bags...

"Sijicai, whoever drinks first!"

"Eight horses, whoever drinks first!"

For a while, the car was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Sun Xingzhe stopped playing after two games, and lay down on the sofa beside him in the name of being sleepy.

Sha Wu does not believe in evil, one cup after another...

The more you play, the higher you go, the more and more bags are bulging on your head!

Tang Sanzang looked at Sha Wujin, who was covered with big bags, and said, "Why don't you stop playing?"

"Come and play, it's okay, master!" Sha Wujin said enthusiastically.

Then...

There are a few more small bags on top of the big bag on the head...

There is really no place to attack on the forehead, so I can only do secondary damage to those bulging spots.

Sun Xingzhe had squinted his eyes and pretended to be asleep, but he couldn't hold back when he saw the appearance of Sha Wujin.

"Old Sha, do you think that the Buddha lost his fist fight with Master back then, and his big bag was thrown out by Master?"

Sha Wujin looked at the small bag on top of the big bag, and it was really similar to Buddha's appearance.

When I think about Master being the great disciple of the Buddha...

Sha Wujin couldn't help thinking: Could it be that the Buddha couldn't afford to lose, so he kicked the master into reincarnation and reincarnation?

Chapter 59

[Ding, it is detected that the host is in the gangster's westward expedition plan, Heishuihe.Check in? 】

"Punch the card."

Just as Tang Sanzang finished speaking, the system's voice sounded again.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the hot oil, turning enemies into friends, and unyielding. 】

???

What are these things?

Tang Sanzang was speechless looking at the system's rewards. Could these be passive talents?

What is the hot oil!

Are you sure it's not street tricks?

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the meditation spell. 】

Tang Sanzang looked at the system's rewards and fell into deep thought.

The system knows I'm a monk, right?