People on a Journey to the West: Take the brothers to ask the Buddha to abdicate

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Chapter 98 Shallowly Improve the Quality of Life

"boom!"

The powerful energy pulse rushed directly towards Tang Sanzang, but Zhu Bajie was the first to block the way!

The cannon in his hand pulled the trigger instantly...

"Tsk, it's a good thing I've been on guard all the time!"

"If you use new weapons and use Lao Tzu as a test subject, I will grab your heads and kick them like balls!"

Where did this bad habit start... Tang Sanzang's eyes involuntarily drifted to Zhu Bajie.

"Hey, master, why don't you go eat first!"

Zhu Bajie immediately understood that Tang Sanzang was about to turn over the old score, and interrupted quickly.

Tang Sanzang nodded, and then said: "This matter is over, next time the team has a newcomer... give me his weapon first!"

"Roger that!"

"1."

"What does 1 mean?" Yang Jian asked curiously.

Sha Wujin walked at the back and explained to Yang Jian: "Master told us that if we are lazy to reply and have to reply to the leader, we can just say 1."

It was the first time Yang Jian heard such a reply.

You must know that in the Heavenly Court back then, it was the first time I heard such a strange reply because the minister obeyed the order and the minister resigned.

Just as Yang Jian was feeling the novelty of the team, Tang Sanzang suddenly let out a scream of horror.

problem occurs! ?

Yang Jian's expression moved, and the entire battle armor flew directly to the edge of the Flame Mountain!

"You guys ate all the meat, what am I going to eat!?" Tang Sanzang cried out, looking at the bare bones.

I knew they would eat a lot, but I didn't expect them to eat them all!

I will really thank you!

The empress stood up and said to Tang Sanzang, "It's so delicious, you won't blame me for eating too much, right?"

Tang Sanzang asked suspiciously: "What did you eat?"

"Uh-huh."

Looking at the little cherry mouth of the empress, Tang Sanzang said directly: "Yang Jian, go grab two more heavenly horses, my empress loves them!"

Hong Yi curled her lips, and then said in a low voice: "This is the gap, if it wasn't for the empress to eat more..."

"It feels like Big Boss Sanzang is going to kill someone!"

Ziyi pouted, leaning on her chin with both hands and said, "This difference in treatment is too obvious!"

"Xiao Ziyi, you must have the ability to make Sanzang fall in love at first sight..."

"How can I miss you?" The other sisters joked one after another.

"I'm not rare." Although Zi Yi said that he was not rare, there was still envy in his eyes.

"I won't eat, I'm already full." A little embarrassment flashed across the empress's face.

I have never eaten such a delicious thing, I did not expect to be greedy for a while...

Tang Sanzang rubbed the empress' hair, then said: "It's okay, I will make it for you if you want to eat later."

Rakshasa woman's palm suddenly placed on the soft flesh on Laojun's waist, and twisted violently.

"Look at people! Look at you!!!"

Seeing the Rakshasa woman hating iron for steel, Laojun's face flashed a look of embarrassment.

Tang Sanzang saw that the empress had no interest in eating, and he himself would not be hungry...

There is no force to go to Heaven to grab the Pegasus.

Sun Xingzhe flew into the air, and the banana fan in his hand suddenly became as tall as a person.

With a sudden blow, the flame suddenly became smaller.

With another blow, the Flaming Mountain extinguished the flames.

Tang Sanzang suddenly thought of what some people said before, which seemed insignificant, but the consequences were extremely serious...

Others answered below that Sun Wukong ate two peaches and was crushed for 500 years.

At this moment, Tang Sanzang couldn't help sighing when he saw the mountain fires all over the sky gradually extinguished: "If you don't consider the calamity of Journey to the West..."

"Set fire to the mountain and sit in prison! How could it be possible to be suppressed for 500 years with just two peaches!"

As the mountain fire extinguished, everyone returned to the infinite space one after another.

"Sanzang, look at my fan..."

Hearing Laojun's voice, Tang Sanzang directly put the Yin Banana Fan in the place where the treasures are stored in the boundless space.

"What is your fan?"

Taishang Laojun's face darkened, and sure enough...

He knows this fat monk with a benevolent smile too well!

Granny's, robber!Bandits!

Taishang Laojun smiled, and then said: "No...it's nothing."

Tang Sanzang laughed and got into the Humvee.

When you get what is in my hand, do you still want to go back?

Isn't this asking the king of Hades for his life and bargaining with the robbers?

I promise you there will be ghosts!

After the little white dragon fuses the five spirit beads, it can avoid the five elements!

Ride the road unimpeded...

[Ding, it is detected that the host is in the bandit's westward expedition plan, Huoyanshan.Check in? 】

"Punch the card."

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the sound system*1, which includes ancient and modern music, which can cultivate sentiment. 】

Tang Sanzang: ...

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting [-] cans of Kiyoshima Beer, everyone is welcome to **Ha Beer and eat clams...]

Tang Sanzang looked at the new supplementary drink with a face full of comfort, what is life...

Drinking meat in a big bowl and drinking wine in big mouthfuls is the day!

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Buddha Heart Seed*2. 】

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, and then his face was full of surprise.

You know, this thing hasn't appeared in a while!

I don't know who this thing will be used in the end...

Yang Jian?Seven fairies?Mingyue Mingxue?

Tang Sanzang shook his head after going through it once, feeling that these guys are useless.

Keep it for now!

The Humvee moved forward rapidly, leaving smoke and dust all the way.

Tang Sanzang took out the stereo and clicked play.

The melodious singing sounded, and the two apprentices and Yang Jian approached curiously.

Sha Wujin sat on the carport and didn't know what happened, but when he heard the sound, he couldn't help but dance with his hands and feet.

Feel good……

"What is this, master?" Zhu Bajie looked at the 80s portable stereo, reached out and patted the speaker.

"This is called a stereo, and it can play the music I call Qingniu."

Zhu Bajie didn't understand, so he nodded, although he didn't know what the use of this thing is...

But since Master took it out, it must be very powerful!

Yang Jian opened the mask, looking here and there with curiosity.

There are... such wonderful things in the world!

Faintly, it can stir the mind of a big Luo Jinxian, making people feel comfortable and happy.

Occasionally, when the war song is played, it can actually make Yang Jian feel a wonderful feeling of enthusiasm!

Even the strength has the illusion of a slight improvement...

Be good, it's fine if the boss doesn't make a move, every time he makes a move, it's so extraordinary!

Unlike the shock of Yang Jian and Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzang leaned back in his chair as usual.

"Eldest brother, aren't you curious?" Zhu Bajie approached Sun Xingzhe and asked.

Sun Xingzhe said with an unfathomable face: "If you get used to it, you will become numb!"

"Master took out this treasure, I suspect that there must be a monster on the road ahead!"

The reflection on Sun Xingzhe's sunglasses shone with the light of wisdom...

Chapter 99 The Saint Thief and God Thief Who Awakened the Law of Space

Sacrifice country.

The model country of anti-theft that has never been stolen, just a few days ago...

National treasure stolen!

The Buddhist relics and Jiuye Ganoderma lucidum located in the pagoda were stolen!

The monks in charge of guarding the pagoda put on shackles...

People in the country who did not pick up lost items on the road began to follow suit, and this quick way to get rich gradually became popular in the past model country of anti-theft!

Some things are like an abyss, if you step wrong, you will fall into darkness forever.

Tang Sanzang, who was feeling the customs of this country, suddenly felt a pair of hands touching his waist.

After going around in a circle, before leaving, he cursed: "Damn it, you are poor."

Tang Sanzang's face was full of question marks, are all thieves in this country so rampant?

While feeling emotional, the thief saw that Tang Sanzang had nothing on him.

Then he stretched out his hand to the shoulder of Sha Wujin who was carrying the stereo.

"Bah!"

Sha Wujin couldn't hold a little sand in his eyes, and immediately grabbed the thief's palm with one hand.

But with a little force, the thief turned grim and cried for his father and mother.

"Little thief, it's unlucky for you to fall into the hands of your grandpa!"

Sha Wu would never let a thief go just because he begged for mercy... You must know that when he was in Liushahe, he killed nine Buddhist scriptures!

I saw that Sha Wujin directly and suddenly exerted force, and the thief's arm broke instantly.

It's just that the thief no longer thought of begging for mercy, but shouted to the surroundings: "Brothers, these people have big money on them."

"Quickly invite the Saint Thief!"

Tang Sanzang sneered when he heard the little thief's voice: "Stealing Saints? How the hell am I still stealing Gods!"

Ignoring the yelling of the little thief, he went straight to the palace.