People on a Journey to the West: Take the brothers to ask the Buddha to abdicate

After finishing speaking, he kicked over two stone tablets and walked into the layer upon layer of mountains and forests.

"Smelly Monk, why did you kick the gate of my house!"

A girl in an apricot-yellow dress with two buns on her head said angrily.

"I don't think it makes any sense for you to write this shit!" Tang Sanzang said mercilessly.

"Bullshit doesn't make sense? What do you know, you smelly monk!"

The girl in the apricot-yellow dress puffed her cheeks, and then said: "You have never tasted the pain of Grandpa Songshu in the cold winter night, thinking hard for a word, you know what hard work is!!"

"I don't know?" Tang Sanzang smiled.

"Call out those old guys, I want to see how hard they have thought and thought... How much garbage is there!"

"You..." The girl in the apricot-yellow dress stared wide-eyed, then shook her hand angrily and left.

After a while,

The girl came here with four old and frail old men.

"Which person is brazen and wants to challenge four?" The old voice was like a lamp that would go out at any moment.

"Grandpa Songshu, it's this smelly monk who said your couplets don't make sense."

The pine tree, the osmanthus tree, the cypress tree, and the emerald bamboo stood opposite each other, looking up and down at the fat and white monk.

"You monk is young, and you can still have a few drops of ink in your chest."

"Anyway, it's much better than your sour and rotten articles!"

"You you you... you are arrogant!"

Tang Sanzang sneered, and then said, "Arrogance? This is all restrained!"

"I even think that you have lived such an old age, and you have been literati all your life but you can't even understand a few articles..."

"Could it be that you have learned from dogs at a young age?"

Hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the other party became furious and blushed.

"You are a junior who has not learned much, I will fight you in a poetry competition today, and I want to see what qualifications you have to be so arrogant!"

"Come wherever you want!"

"Master can still write and write?" Yang Jian asked curiously.

"No way, I haven't heard of it." Zhu Bajie was a little dazed, except for those strange books, he had never seen Tang Sanzang read other books.

Sun Xingzhe's fiery eyes flickered, and he could tell at a glance that these old men, including the girl in the apricot-yellow dress, were not human!

But since the master became playful, Sun Xingzhe didn't directly disturb the master's elegance.

Sha Wu asked strangely: "Master, have you read other books besides the books on double cultivation?" '

Why don't you say that you are doing your best to be honest?

Zhu Bajie, who personally gave those books to Tang Sanzang, didn't even ask, the old killer just opened his mouth!

"Disgraceful!" The pine tree on the opposite side snorted coldly.

"Don't worry about these, let's make a bet." Tang Sanzang said: "If you win, I will hold up the stone tablet and apologize in public."

"If I win...you are at my disposal."

The proud literati Song Shu said with a nonchalant expression, "Deal!"

"Who will come first?" Cui Zhu asked proudly.

Tang Sanzang said: "To tell you the truth, I don't want to waste time, so I won't give in!"

Seeing Tang Sanzang's haughty expression, the people on the opposite side gritted their teeth.

Tang Sanzang said directly...

Don't you see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea never to return.

Don't you see Gaotangmingjing's sad white hair, the morning is like a blue silk and snow is at dusk.

In just two sentences, everyone was pulled into the profound artistic conception.

Simple but not simple, ordinary but not bland!

Life is full of joy, so that the gold is empty for the moon.

I am born to be useful, and come back when my wealth is gone.

The old men on the opposite side looked at each other, and they all heard the free and easy meaning in the words.

Unexpectedly, this young monk is so open-minded!

If the following words and sentences are of this level, they...

What to compare it with?

Tang Sanzang paused after finishing these few sentences, and found that the other party raised his hand to surrender without accepting his head.

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but asked with some doubts: "Do you have the confidence to surpass such lines?"

"No, but we want to hear it all."

Tang Sanzang was silent for a while, then said: "Brothers, let's do it."

"Master, read it. Conquer these old men spiritually!" Sha Wujin showed a happy smile on his face.

Tang Sanzang: Who the hell do you think I am?

How the hell do I remember so many things!

It's good to remember these two sentences...

"You demon monk, you don't count your words!"

Tang Sanzang didn't bother much, and immediately used the soul-fixing technique.

Immediately, several spiritual plants were revived to their original state, and were thrown by Tang Sanzang into the chaotic fairy land of infinite space.

"No. [-] and No. [-], take good care of these old trees."

"Okay." No. [-], who was loosening the soil, smiled with a face full of dirt, and then continued to loosen the soil.

"You are dishonest!" the girl in the apricot yellow dress puffed her cheeks and shouted.

"What are you calling for? I can do it directly, but I still played a poetry competition with you."

"You still say I'm not trustworthy..."

Tang Sanzang touched his bald head and said, "Do you believe that I also turned you back into an apricot tree and planted it in the soil?"

Xingzi's eye circles were red, and she couldn't stop beating Tang Sanzang's body.

"You are a bad person, ┭┮﹏┭┮"

"how do you know?"

Hearing Tang Sanzang's rhetorical question, Xingzi cried even louder.

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but want to tease Xingzi, and then said: "Didn't your family tell you what to do when you meet bad people?"

Kyoko heard this and ran while crying.

But he was easily stopped by Tang Sanzang, "Little sister...wouldn't it be interesting to play with brother?"

Kyoko sat down on the ground and began to sob helplessly.

When Tang Sanzang stretched out his palm, Xingzi yelled, "Don't turn me back to my original form, I finally changed my form..."

Woohoo!

"Ah woo woo~" Xingzi burst into tears from being frightened by Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang smiled, and then threw Xingzi into the infinite space.

"Little thing, it's quite fun."

[Ding, detected...]

Chapter 105 Don't Ask, Asking is Selling Melons

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the title deprived. You can deprive the other party's title to yourself and have a certain chance of becoming a real event. 】

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect such a metaphysical skill to appear in the system.

Chances are...

How likely is it?

Shouldn't it be similar to the odds of a certain game's lottery draw?

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a melon field, which will keep it ripe and sweet.After eating, the prototype of the Buddha Heart Seed will be formed, and there will be no change in a short time.When the time is right, you can control other people's minds like the Buddha's mind. 】

Tang Sanzang gasped!

Good guy, aren't the loyal little brothers here now?

I don't want you to feel loyal, I want me to feel loyal to you!

Tang Sanzang murmured with a crazy smile on his face: "The evil seed of Buddha's heart."

"Master, Leiyin Temple is here."

Following Drifting's doubtful voice, everyone in the carriage fell into deep thought.

This is it?

In the west there is Lingshan, and in Lingshan there is the Buddha Kingdom.

The center of the Buddha Kingdom is Leiyin Temple!

Unexpectedly, along the way, before they knew it, they had reached the boundary of Leiyin Temple!

"What did the master say, are you going to grab the scriptures?" Sun Xingzhe accompanied Tang Sanzang the longest, so he naturally knew what Tang Sanzang was going to do.

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment when he heard it, and then he thought about the matter of Xiaoleiyin Temple.

"No, let's get out of the car and take a look."

At this time, Tang Sanzang looked like an eminent monk, with a pious look on his face.

Zhu Bajie touched his chin, and then looked at the so-called Leiyin Temple.

Yang Jian didn't say anything, just put the mask on his face... ready to strike at any time.

The majestic Leiyin Temple is like a huge pyramid, bursts of Sanskrit sounds come out...

It is in stark contrast to the Great Compassion Mantra played over Sha Wu's shoulders.

The bursts of Sanskrit sounds from Leiyin Temple cannot be faked, and the Buddha nature of the mountain cannot be faked...

But Sun Xingzhe always felt a little strange.

In this Leiyin Temple, the Buddha nature is much weaker!

Tang Sanzang walked to the door, only to see the words on the plaque above.

【Leiyin Temple Branch Temple】

Write on both sides!

What kind of prince will Xiangning?

The ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas, I can also sit!

When Tang Sanzang saw the slogan, he couldn't help but think of zgyd.

A certain mobile branch has established itself as the king and wants to replace the headquarters!

Although the overall level of the branch temple of King Huangmei is not as good, it is ambitious and courageous.

If Tang Sanzang didn't talk about his standpoint, he still admired the Yellow-Browed King with such courage.

What kind of prince will Xiangning?

Haha, interesting.

Tang Sanzang pushed the door open and entered, and the room was filled with the scent of incense sticks.

The Buddhas transformed by many monsters are either sitting or lying down.