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Learned from Sun Hao.

Whenever he was exhausted, Tom Cruise would ask his assistant to stand beside him respectfully, and then read aloud the latest reports from various entertainment media.

Because according to Sun Hao, tiredness is more of a kind of psychological tiredness, which only exists in people's minds and is regarded as a kind of imagination.

But if people divert their attention while relaxing their body, they will feel inexplicably relaxed and happy.

I thought it was just a fallacy, but when Tom Cruise tried it a few times, he had to admire Sun Hao.

Sure enough... it worked!

Especially when some Hollywood entertainment media praised him for being handsome, Tom Cruise instantly felt that if he stood up now, he should be able to beat a cow to death with his fists.

Just as he was thinking about it, Li Yu, the executive assistant director of the film crew, happily ran over.

"Brother Tom, are you ready?"

"If you're ready, let's go over and start filming now? The first scene to be filmed today is you, Nicolas Cage, and Russell Crowe drugging a tiger..."

Ready……

Hearing these three words, Tom Cruise shook his head angrily.

What do you want me to prepare? !

It has been 5 days since May 14th.

When I was filming on the set of "The Hangover", I had never seen the script of the movie, and I had never been in a scene with other actors...

Some just received a two-finger-wide note from director Sun Hao before the filming of a certain scene, with a few lines written on it, while others depended entirely on the actors' performance on the spot.

Moreover, such simple notes are not available in every scene. Most of the time, director Sun Hao gathers several actors together, and then briefly introduces the plot to be filmed. As for the others... , um, just figure it out for yourself.

Of course, casualness has its benefits. At least Sun Hao, a Chinese who can’t understand the American humor, was brought into play by himself, Nicolas Cage, Donald Trump, and Angelina Jolie. Climax after another...

Even Russell Crowe, who has never been very humorous, was amused and laughed at the shooting scene.

However, just as Tom Cruise was secretly slandering director Sun Hao, he suddenly felt his eyes go dark, and a big black and strong guy stood in front of him.

"Hey, Brother Tom, you are my idol. If I can grow up to look like you, I believe I can definitely conquer Queen Victoria of England."

puff……

Tom Cruise, who was quite depressed at first, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he heard the big black man's declaration of love.

Shaq, can you get some credit, kid?

The current queen's name is Elizabeth, not Victoria, and the Victoria in your kid's mouth probably has something to do with that football star Beckham.

"Hey... Brother Tom, do you miss me?"

"I guess you must be thinking of me."

"What's the matter with this Shaq? Didn't he say that he only asked for three days off? Why is it that ten days have passed, and this kid still can't come.

Is he afraid of being handsomer than me? "

"Hey, let me tell you, Brother Tom, the Los Angeles Lakers may win the championship this year, so our playoffs are still going on...

And today and tomorrow's vacation, or I begged from Zen Master Jackson. "

Shaquille O'Neill is a familiar man. He stopped Tom Cruise on the set of the movie "The Hangover" and nagged endlessly.

But fortunately, when Tom Cruise was thinking about how he should shut up the black guy in front of him, director Sun Hao, who had been discussing the shooting method with the photographer on the scene, finally clapped his hands.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Tom Cruise……"

"Director, here!"

"Russell Crowe..."

"Here it is."

"Nicolas Cage..."

"arrive."

"The next scene is that the big shark O'Neill came to ask for his tiger, and how to stuff the tiger into the back seat of the car, the three of you thought of a bad move, drugging the tiger with steak.

As for how to take this [drug] to make the audience feel happy?

A few of you discuss it first, and we will start shooting in 5 minutes. "

After the arrangements were made, Sun Hao turned his head to Shaquille O'Neill who had just arrived at the shooting scene.

"Shaq, welcome!"

"Haha..., sorry director, I'm late."

Shark O'Neill is such a funny guy, he put his arms around Sun Hao and picked him up.

"Well... Shaq, I count to three, you put me down immediately."

"Director, what if I don't let go?"

After speaking, O'Neill pouted, as if he wanted to have a passionate kiss with Sun Hao.

However, Sun Hao was not in a hurry.

"Shaq, if you don't put me down, it will be considered pornographic for your friend to comeo in our crew."

These words were so powerful that Shark O'Neill did not hesitate at all. He gently placed Sun Hao on the floor, and then yelled out the door.

"Kobe... come in, our idol Sun Hao promised you to be a cameo in his movie."

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The lid of the pot was gently removed, and there was a piece of steak on the plate, with a knife and fork on both sides, um, there was a bottle of red wine in front of the plate!

At this time, a big hand suddenly appeared in the camera, holding a small white pill with two fingers, and was stuffing the pill into the beef.

"It's not fair, guys!

Because I have been rubbed back and forth on the floor twice by that big guy O'Neill, and you still want me to seduce the tiger? "

"If you want me to say, we might as well have a burden scissors hammer, whoever loses, who will send the meat to the tiger?"

"But I think that this matter should be left to Alan, after all, he is Doug's dear brother-in-law."

The camera zoomed out and took a medium shot. Nicolas Cage, who "missed" one front tooth, was suggesting this to Tom Cruise who was sitting next to him at the moment.

"Hey... Alan, why did you sprinkle pepper on the steak? You know, tigers don't like this!"

"No, Tiger likes it!" Russell Crowe said seriously.

"how do you know?"

"Because I've seen Tiger Woods gobble up his steak in a restaurant with such a slathering layer of pepper, um, and cinnamon."

……

"OK, it's over, the next scene!"

……

"Action!"

"Tinkle bells, jingle bells..."

Nicolas Cage, who is missing a front tooth, is playing the piano, and standing on the piano is the white chicken.

"Tiger, tiger, eat your steak!"

"When the steak is done, you're going to go to dreamland."

"In the wonderful dreamland, you will also meet a pure and lovely tigress, that tigress has long legs, just like Angelina Jolie."

I don't know if Nicolas Cage's singing played a role. At this moment, the tiger staying in the bathroom actually swallowed the drugged steak, and then passed out.

……

After 9 days of running-in, Nicolas Cage, Russell Crowe, and Tom Cruise started filming, and their understanding became more and more tacit.

In some scenes, there is no need to communicate in advance. During the official shooting, it is just a look, and the other two can immediately receive the signal and make a [correct] response.

After all, everyone is a superstar figure in the Hollywood film and television industry, so there is still some temporary acting ability for this.

However, when watching their playful performance, the two brothers standing at the shooting scene were not calm.

"Shaq, I'm a little scared, more scared than if I dunk on the head of basketball god Michael Jordan!"

"Kobe, to be honest, man, I fucking regret it now, because when I acted in other film crews, the director gave me a thick stack of scripts.

But what about director Sun Hao? "

The hard-working Shark O'Neill raised the note in his hand at this moment.

"Kobe, did you see that?

The assistant director just gave me 25 words, and there are only 25 words in total.

Playing the piano, singing, and questioning why the three cowards stole the buddy's tiger?

Ummm... and also, a punch that knocks Russell Crowe to the floor, and I sit on his waist, and you drag him by the legs and run around the living room. "

Oh ah……

Hearing that the next scene to be filmed actually had such a plot, Kobe Bryant was speechless in surprise for a while.

Grandma has a leg, Sun Hao, do you know how much O'Neill weighs?

It is 147 kg!

With such a heavy person riding on Russell Crowe, he can't just crush him out of the shit, let alone let himself drag him away.

Just as I was thinking, someone came over.

"Hello O'Neal, hello Kobe, I'm Li Yu, the executive assistant director of the movie "The Hangover", and I'm entrusted by director Sun Hao to ask you two things."

"Okay, please tell me!"

Although the thin guy in front of him was only 1.6 meters tall, O'Neill estimated that he could slap him seriously, but he still maintained due courtesy and respect for him.

Because this guy is the man of his own idol director Sun Hao.

"One, two, have you never acted before?"

"Yes!"

"Of course, "The Hangover" is my first novel."

"Second, in the next performance, do you choose to play freely? Or let the staff on the scene give you a demonstration first, and then you will imitate it?"

"Uh... what do you mean?"

Kobe Bryant shook his head, saying he didn't understand.

"Free play means that, like Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, and Nicolas Cage, according to the plot and requirements set by the director, you can act whatever you want, as long as you don't jump out of this circle.

And let the staff do a demonstration for you, this is simple, that is, the people of our crew, according to the plot set by the director, first perform it once for the two of you to watch, and then you will imitate..."

"Be a demonstration!"

"Be sure to set an example!"

Before Li Yu finished speaking, Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal made the same choice.

"OK, all right!"

Seeing that the two brothers were so straightforward, Li Yu nodded.

"Since the two of you choose to let the staff do the demonstration, let me first talk about the service standards:

One, $100 per minute, the staff just walk around.

Two, 200 US dollars per minute, the staff will also add lines while demonstrating the position.

Three, 300 US dollars per minute, the staff not only demonstrates the positions and lines, but also designs a little plot according to the director's intention.

For example, when the two threaten Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe and others, they can perform a classic Bruce Lee move.

Four, $1000 per minute, hehe, this one is more powerful, it is made by..."