non-famous actor

"Director Sun Hao..."

"Correct me, this is an examination room, only the teacher, no director!"

"OK, let me repeat..."

"Correct me again, Chinese is mixed with English, it's fine for normal communication, but this is an examination room, if your English is good, I can make an exception and let you take the test in full English.

But if your English is not enough to support your ideas, please speak your mother tongue well! "

"okay!"

Seeing Yang Shuo being bullied one after another, the atmosphere in the examination room suddenly became tense.

He Bing and Li Baotian looked at each other without saying anything, but their eyes became deep.

Hehe, Sun Hao is Sun Hao, and his level is definitely not average. Just now, he was checking the observation ability of the art candidates, and now he will start to test their stress resistance.

"Whoosh..."

Yang Shuo's chest heaved violently.

I feel a fire, but I can't send it out.

"Well, student Yang Shuo, you can wait! The next one..."

"Teacher Sun Hao, hello teachers!

My name is Tong Yao. I come from Chuncheng, Yunnan Province. I am 1.6 meters tall and weigh 98 catties. I have loved music, dancing and acting since I was a child. This time I came to the Central Academy of Drama to be able to pursue my favorite career in the future. "

At this point, Tong Yao stopped, because it could be seen that Sun Hao didn't seem to like everyone showing the talent he had prepared for a long time.

Sure enough, the voice just fell, and Sun Hao said:

"Ever had mustard?"

"Eat it!"

"What do you feel?"

"One word, cool!

Especially when you have a cold and your nose is blocked, take a bite of mustard, and your nostrils will be unobstructed immediately. "

"Hmm..." Sun Hao smiled.

"Now, please do a show without the real thing?"

……

Zhu Yawen, Li Nian, Lei Jiayin, Luo Gu, and Tang Yan stood in a single column at the entrance of examination room No. [-], waiting for the entrance examination.

At the beginning, everyone was quite quiet, each silently preparing for their talent show, but when they saw art candidates coming out of other examination rooms one after another, they couldn't stay still.

"what happened?"

"What's going on in our examination room?"

"I do not know!"

"Two groups of people came out from the adjacent examination room No. [-], but our examination room is still eerily quiet!"

"It's not quiet, it's because our examination room is closed, okay?"

"Hey, hey, have you heard that?

The chief examiner of examination room No. [-] is Jiang Wen. This guy entered five art candidates at one time, and five of them came out crying together, especially the handsome boy named Gao Yunxiang, who was directly scolded and cried by director Jiang, saying What kind of eye shadow do you wear as a man? "

However, just as the few of them were chatting, the door of examination room No. [-] suddenly opened, and five art candidates with different expressions came out of it.

Chapter 658 First Test 2

"dad!"

The little girl ran fast, came out of the scene, saw An Shaokang standing at the door of Jingxiu restaurant, laughed and rushed over.

An Shaokang had sharp eyesight and quick hands, separated the parents who were waiting for the art candidates in front with his hands, caught his daughter, and then walked outside protecting her.

"Sissy..."

"Ok?"

"How was the test?"

"I will not tell you!"

The little girl turned her head, eyes full of pride.

"Haha, it looks like you did well in the exam!" An Shaokang laughed, patting his daughter's head lovingly.

"That's right, Uncle Sun Hao told me in the exam room that you should prepare well for the next exam when you go back."

"Why, Sun Hao is the chief examiner of your examination room?" An Shaokang immediately grasped the point.

"Yes, it is!"

The little girl nodded.

But when she rolled her eyes, she immediately grabbed Dad, then lifted her toes, and said in his ear:

"Dad, who did you hear that Uncle Sun Hao will be the class teacher of the performance department of the Central Academy of Drama?"

"secret!"

An Shaokang smiled, seeing that the two had squeezed out of the waiting area for the parents of art examinees, he lowered his voice and said to his girl:

"Actually, Dad also knows a secret, that is, students who can be admitted to the performance department of the Central Academy of Drama this year will get an internship opportunity for one and a half months after receiving the admission letter.

Or do group performances, or do scene notes, or do photography assistants, or do field work and so on. "

"Really?"

The little girl's eyes lit up, and she grabbed Dad's arm and shook it vigorously.

"Dad, tell me quickly, what's going on?"

"sure!

But you have to go home with me today..."

Hearing this, the little girl's eyes slowly dimmed.

"Dad, you already have an aunt, but my mother is still alone, I want to spend more time with her!"

After speaking, tiptoe kissed An Shaokang on the cheek, and the little girl ran towards the nameless bar, where Liu Xiaoli was waiting for her.

……

shake!

Thighs, shaking involuntarily!

Zhu Yawen pinched it vigorously with his hands, and took two deep breaths, only then did he feel better.

What a shame!

Today, this is going out without looking at the almanac!

He even let himself meet Sun Hao in the first test.

Sun Hao, a great director, no problem, "The Fast and the Furious" was released less than a week ago, and the box office of the movie exceeded 5.7 million US dollars; and it also made Jiang Wu, Deng Chao, Ma Yanli, Fan Jiuyi, Sun Honglei, Harmandan...

However, Sun Hao, as the chief examiner of the preliminary examination, cannot make the candidates look good.

You must know that Sun Hao is a person who has directed Oscar winners, such as Nicolas Cage, Russell Crowe..., they have all acted under his hands.

Since Oscar winners lost their tempers under his torture, how could he not be despised by him for a few minutes and kicked out after learning this little thing on the spur of the moment?

Just as I was thinking about it, more than a dozen people walked into the examination room No. [-], including men and women, old and young. Going to sit in the audience area above, it seems that these people should be the leaders or old professors of Chinese opera.

"Dangdangdang..."

Sun Hao tapped the pen on the table three times.

It's the right hand!

Lei Jiayin memorized it in her heart.

When Sun Hao's pen was tapped on the table, He Bing, who was sitting next to him, was wiping the corner of his left eye with his right index finger.Zhu Yawen observed more carefully.

When Sun Hao's pen was tapped on the table, He Bing, who was sitting on the right, wiped the corner of his left eye with his right index finger, while Professor Li Baotian, who was sitting on the left, picked up the water glass on the table with his left hand to drink, and then put it on again. on his right side.Luo Gu thought so in his heart.

On the other hand, Li Nian and Tang Yan directly chose to lie down, there was no way, even if they knew the problem in advance, they couldn't deal with it, because their eyes couldn't observe it at all.

But at this time, Sun Hao laughed.

"Change the rules, I ask questions, you can answer whatever you want, but before answering, do you want to introduce yourself?"

"it is good!"

Zhu Yawen and Lei Jiayin said in unison.

"The water in the river is very shallow, that is, just below your feet; the water in the river is so clear that you can see the bottom of it, and you can see the small fish and shrimp in the river; A bunch of women's clothes, and underwear and panties...

What do you think of? "

shit...

Hearing Sun Hao's question clearly, the violent Lei Jiayin almost didn't swear.

Sun Hao played too unreasonably.

My emergency training fee of 2000 yuan is a waste, what kind of skit?What cross talk?What recitation, singing?

No fucking!

Just ask there is a pile of women's clothes by the river, what do you think? !

But fortunately, Lao Tzu is not ranked first, he can listen to other people's answers first, and then make up...

However, just when Lei Jiayin was secretly rejoicing, she saw Sun Hao's hand pointing straight at herself.

"Student, can you come first?"

Uh……

Lei Jiayin suddenly felt cold hands and feet.

Yesterday, my mother also said that before the exam, I would go to Lama Temple to worship the Lama, and I would have good luck during the exam...

But, why didn't he listen to her? !

But thinking of Lama Temple, Lei Jiayin's heart suddenly brightened, and he immediately raised his hand.

"Yes!

Hello, Teacher Sun Hao, hello teachers, my name is Lei Jiayin, I come from Anshan, I am 1.8 meters tall and weigh 70 kg. I usually like to play basketball, and I don’t have much talent.

The reason why I came to take the Chinese opera exam was because my father and my mother thought that as a boy, he had to go to college anyway, and the college entrance examination score requirements for art schools were relatively small, so I came here. "

Having said that, Lei Jiayin took a step forward, suddenly smiled mysteriously, and said:

"Teacher Sun Hao, I think this dress might belong to a fairy. She took off her clothes and turned into a small fish and shrimp and went swimming in the river."

"Hmm..." Sun Hao nodded, he was noncommittal about the answer, and just wrote it down in the black notebook.

"The next one, um..., the girl next to me!"

Seeing Sun Hao pointing at himself, Tang Yan felt dizzy.

How do I know whose clothes this is?

It's not mine anyway!

what……

Tang Yan, who is usually silly and sweet, suddenly came up with inspiration again, yes, this clothes is very likely to make me hang in the yard, and then someone steals it to the small river.

So, she waved her fist excitedly in the examination room, stepped forward and replied:

"Hello Teacher Sun Hao, hello teachers!

My name is Tang Yan, I come from Shanghai, I am 1.7 meters tall and weigh 51 kilograms. I won the third Shulei beauty pageant last year, and I like calligraphy and playing ball..."

……

"Dean Wang, Sun Hao is examining the divergent thinking ability, language organization ability and basic skills of lines of art candidates!"