non-famous actor

"That's right, I don't have to worry about being overheard by my children when I am having sex with my husband at night." Liu Xiaoli was a little absent-minded, chatting with a few friends, and kept looking up the front row of tubes.

"Sister Li, what are you looking at?" Chen was so curious.

"401 and 402, isn't that both my house?

The tenant of 401 has moved out, but I haven't seen the tenant of 402 for three days, and I don't answer the phone. "

"Oh, then go up and have a look, maybe the tenant has run away with your refrigerator." Liu Tianchi and Chen Hao were concerned at the same time.

……

"OK, it's over, the next scene!"

It's very simple, it's all the plots that have been performed in the drama. Chen Hao and Liu Tianchi happen to be the class teachers of the undergraduate class of the 02 acting department, and Liu Xiaoli just goes for a walk on the campus of the Chinese Opera when she has nothing to do. She also watched this drama. Dozens of times...

Therefore, as soon as everyone gets started with the performance today, they will be able to pass one by one!

However, at the moment, the little black fat man sitting across the road, at the door of the Northeast Home Cooking Restaurant, studying the script of the movie, is very confused.

"Director Wu Yan..."

"Ok?"

"Yesterday, when I auditioned, you seemed to be there, right?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Watching Sun Hao's directing skills from across the road, Wu Yan was a little ignorant of the little black fat guy.

And the little black fat man didn't care about his attitude, he was already awesome to be able to play a role in Sun Hao's crew after all the hard work, what more bike would he want? !

"Director Wu Yan, I suddenly have a question?"

"Say!"

"Didn't that woman play with me yesterday?" The little black fat man pointed at Liu Xiaoli who was walking towards the first row of tube buildings.

"Yup!"

"Then why did she play the role of 402's landlord today?" The little black fat man was full of doubts.

But don't let me down!

Such a beautiful woman, sitting on her body, even through woolen trousers and trousers, makes people feel ecstatic. If I can repeat the scene of yesterday's scene a few more times during filming, even if the pay is low I am also willing to give 50 yuan.

"Old Guo, what are you thinking?"

At this time, Wu Yan finally turned his head.

"Yesterday, Sister Liu was just helping out. She came out to help during the male actor audition. Do you really think she will play your daughter-in-law in the movie?"

"Hehe..., I did think about it that way." The little black fat man was also a bachelor, and he spoke directly from his heart.

Having been in society for more than ten years, he has long known when to act stupid, when to act dumb, and when to act dementia, in order to make others feel at ease about him.

Sure enough, upon hearing his sincere words, Wu Yan was overjoyed, stretched out his arms, and wrapped his arms around his shoulders.

"Old Guo, don't think about it, Sister Liu won't play that kind of role, because she still wants to find another man she likes, a man who can support their mother and daughter after success."

"Oh……"

The little black fat man suddenly realized.

This is indeed the case, if you dare to play that kind of woman in the camera, you must bear the consequences, because no successful man will tolerate his wife playing that kind of role.

"Then..., Director Wu Yu, who will play my daughter-in-law?"

But as soon as the fat little black man finished speaking, he heard a woman beside him shouting wildly:

"Old Guo, I'm here, do you miss me?"

……

Sun hat, cover up to the sky.

Liu Xiaoli looked up at the roof, and after a long time, her eyes fell on the three numbers [402] above the lintel.

"Dangdangdang..."

Reached out and knocked on the door.

"anyone there?

Is English here?

I'm your sister Li, and I'm here today to inform you that I've received the demolition payment, and you need to move out immediately. "

She talked a lot, but there was no response in the room for a long time. Liu Xiaoli was puzzled, so she reached out and grabbed the doorknob, and gently pulled it outward, and the door opened a crack.

Huh... Could it be that the girl who rented the house really took away her own refrigerator?

With this thought, Liu Xiaoli felt frightened, so she tried harder to pull the door open, but at this time, she couldn't pull it.

"I'm still here, just tell me if you have anything to say."

At this time, a cold voice came from the room.

……

"Kakkaka..."

The scene was filmed here, and Sun Hao stood up from behind the director's monitor.

"Miss Xiaoli..."

"To!"

"The expression is wrong. In this scene, you have elements of philistinism and cleverness, but your funny elements are gone."

"Well..., no way? Director, actually, I feel quite funny..." Liu Xiaoli wanted to explain.

However, Sun Hao didn't give her a chance to explain at all.

"The reason why there are less funny elements is because you care too much about your appearance during shooting, and you always want to present your most beautiful shots to the audience.

But in this movie, what I want from you is "funny".

Sister Xiaoli, let’s not play tricks. In the next section, if you can’t shoot well, you will have two choices. One, play the proprietress of a Northeast restaurant; two, go to be your girl’s assistant with peace of mind. "

Sun Hao spoke bluntly, and after he finished speaking, he added a command of [take a break for 10 minutes, adjust your mood], then turned around and chatted with Han Shanye and Yu Dong who had been staying by his side.

"Mr. Han, Brother Dong, you all saw it too. I really don't have time to go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Why don't you have time?

Director Jin Yue said that you are neither allowed to sing, nor dance, let alone perform sketches, but let you sit in the front row and act as the mascot of the Spring Festival Gala.

Hehe... Sun Hao, actually I will go too. "Yu Dong smiled happily.

On New Year's Eve, being able to show your face in front of the people of the whole country, as a business owner, is still very good.

"If you have time to sleep with your daughter-in-law in your bed, isn't it delicious?" Sun Hao expressed contempt for Yu Dong's idea of ​​going to the Spring Festival Gala for a while.

But as soon as Sun Hao finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in the soft flesh around his waist.

hiss……

It turned out that it was Zeng Li who did the trick quietly and wanted to take revenge, but at this moment, Han Shanye spoke up.

"Sun Hao, go, if you go, I will help you get a chance to speak in front of the camera lens?"

"The host asked questions?"

"The host asks a question!" Han Shanye answered solemnly.

"Hey..., okay, I'll go!"

Uh……

What does this mean?

Yu Dong felt like he had missed something?However, he is also a very smart person, and in an instant, he pointed at Sun Hao and said:

"Have you been waiting for Mr. Han to give you an answer?"

"Yes!" Sun Hao spread his hands.

"At the Spring Festival Gala, the power of advertising for a movie is huge!

Even just mentioning "The Fragrance of Ghosts and Gods" to wish everyone a happy Chinese New Year can increase our box office by 5000 million yuan. "

At this moment, Liu Xiaoli waved her hand.

"Director, I can do it!"

Chapter 789 Ugly Girl

"Oh, so you are here!"

The door was pulled, and Liu Xiaoli smiled awkwardly.

"Miss Cai, I just came here to inform you that I have signed an agreement with the developer, and they will come to demolish the building tomorrow afternoon, so what?

You have to move out before 12 noon tomorrow..."

However, Liu Xiaoli, who was full of smiles, had just finished speaking when she heard the person inside say coldly:

"You go, I won't move from here."

After speaking, it was very straightforward, and with a bang, the people inside directly closed the door to death.

"OK, it's over, the next scene!"

Some people are really scumbags.

If you don't smoke him, he won't do well.And Liu Xiaoli is such a person.

After being severely criticized by Sun Hao, Liu Xiaoli's performance was really much better, and she instantly portrayed the image of a small citizen who is a money fanatic and a philistine.

"Director, how do you feel?" Liu Xiaoli was very happy to perform this segment so heartily that she even took the initiative to ask Sun Hao about the effect of this segment.

For this, Sun Hao did not hesitate to praise her, giving her two thumbs up.

"Cow B!"

"Action!"

"Miss Cai, may I come in?"

"Boom bang bang..."

Liu Xiaoli shouted loudly, knocking on the door while shouting.

"Miss Cai, it's not a question of whether you can move or not? It's just that the entire building has signed an agreement with the developer, and tomorrow they will come with an excavator and demolish the entire building..."

It may be because of Liu Xiaoli's persistence, or it may be that the women in the room are too disturbed, so within 5 minutes, I heard someone inside say:

"If you want to come, come in!"

……

be cheated!

I've been duped!

Seeing the person coming, the little black fat man even wanted to run away.

If it weren't for the abnormally high liquidated damages stipulated in the performance contract, I would rather go to the street and talk about a cross talk for five yuan, rather than see this woman sitting on him and busying himself.

Too scary!

As we all know, whether it is the Academy of Film, Academy of Drama, or the Central Academy of Drama, the first criterion when they recruit students every year is appearance.

Boys should be tall and straight and handsome; girls should be well-proportioned and fair-skinned...

Of course, if you ask if there are any exceptions over the years?

The answer is yes!

In 1988, several teachers at the Beijing Film Academy were ingenious. After a brief discussion, they decided to recruit a few clowns. After all, movies and TV can’t be all handsome men and beautiful women, but there must be some green leaves to create a certain visual impact on the audience.

Under such circumstances, the ugliest female student in the history of the film academy was successfully admitted. After the admission, she became a classmate with Xu Qing, Jiang Wenli and many other beauties.

And this person is the actress Sun Hao specially asked Chen Peisi to find ~ Yang Qing!

However, seeing her, the little black fat man really felt like running away, not because he disliked her, but because the gap in his heart was too great.