I am the leader of Huangquan

[Good Person Card (Purple Fate)]: Looks like a banished fairy, gains +200% in favor with the opposite sex, -200% in love with the opposite sex.

Evaluation: There is no destiny in life, no matter how good and handsome you are, you are just a blue-faced confidant who drinks more hot water.

Judge's comment: In the 27 years of your life in the modern world, you seemed to have worked hard to reach the pinnacle of your life. You were glamorous, very popular with women, and surrounded by many women. In fact, you worked overtime 996 times all your life. You are a poor social animal that no women like.

Wu Lang's smile gradually disappeared.

"Brother, I can understand, I once had a dog licking friend like you..."

But Liu Ping in front, at this time, has not recovered from the influence of "Three Lives on the Rock and Regret Three Lives", but is even more excited.

He never imagined that his tall, handsome, erudite and talented brother, who is in the wind, is actually a man of the same world as him.

Before he knew it, he had left two lines of tears.

"Brother."

Obviously, the other party comforted him just now, and now it's his turn to redeem his good brother,

Snapped!

He held Wu Lang tightly with both hands, weeping, and finally met the comrade who had been away for a lifetime.

"My friend also works like you. He sells pancakes every day. He works from dawn to dusk. He is successful in his work and career. He is famous in all directions. He has no popularity with women, and no women like him at all! A woman offended a big man and was forcibly married. Even though he is an ugly guy, he treats his wife very well, pouring tea upstairs to wash his feet, and playing the flute downstairs to cheer him up, but his wife always dislikes him and always says he is a good man..."

"It's a really sad story."

"You said? Shouldn't he have let go long ago?"

Wu Lang opened his mouth, but before he could speak to stop this broken brother.

Liu Ping burst into tears. He, who had regretted three lives, opened his heart in front of his confidant, completely let himself go, and shouted:

"He's not even a toad, why is it so easy to swell?"

"He is also like you. He always thinks that as long as he works hard to please, he will be rewarded with all the hardships. If a woman likes him, plus his original career, he will have everything he wants..."

???

Brother, don't talk if you don't know how to read fate, isn't your dog-licking friend and I a kind of fate, okay?

Wu Lang felt offended.

Chapter 2 I have a dog licking friend

cough cough cough.

Wu Lang couldn't help coughing a few times, "You're mistaken, we just met by chance in the underworld after death. Although it's fate, I'm not the same kind of person as you."

In fact, Wu Lang can understand Liu Ping's crying and crying, pouring out bitter water and losing my love.

After seeing the Sansheng Stone, it is natural to regret Sansheng.

He is emotionally affected, and his life is indeed too miserable.

But at this moment, many wandering souls on Huangquan Road around heard Liu Ping's emotional outburst, full of mouths that the world was not worth it, and licked until they had nothing, and they were a little silent, obviously shocked.

After all, some people think he is reading jokes, while others think he is looking in the mirror.

Some even cried.

"Calm down, brother."

Wu Lang calmly pushed away Liu Ping who was hugging his thigh and howling loudly in front of him with a dead fish face, his heart was still dazed, "It's my fate, I was like this before I was alive..."

His fate turned out to be mixed.

Although it is not weak, it is like the Sunflower Book, with a subtle side effect in it, which makes people very helpless.

In fact, I can accept it, anyway, it is the double purple fate, the fortune is amazing, and I also have such a fate before I was alive, and there is nothing wrong with it.

"But if you think about your life in the previous life carefully, this may be your true luck under the glamor! The three-life stone can indeed reflect your true self."

Looking back on his previous life, he felt a little funny, showing his original expression.

After thinking about it, no girl has ever fallen in love with me. Although there are many beautiful girls around and everyone has a very good relationship, the ones who are outrageous are pure friends, good buddies in the true sense.

But he didn't care.

What happened to being single?

What about good people?

From the beginning to the end, with my burning spirit of working and hard work, I worked hard to work overtime every day, and I didn't have time to think about falling in love.

Work and overtime is a man's romance.

Women only affect how quickly I can work overtime.

In fact, it was not accidental that he was able to reach the company's management at the age of 27. Even his hard-working superiors couldn't stand him as a workaholic, and he was so busy that he came to discuss work three or four times a day. Quite a lot, I can't stand it, let alone his subordinates, the company secretly calls him the devil to beat the workers.

However, one thing has been solved.

No wonder no girl has ever confessed to me. When talking about business, there are always middle-aged rich women flirting with me, plotting against me, and even hinting at me in various ways.

At first I thought it was a rotten peach blossom, but my colleagues said that I was looking for a rich woman. It turned out that from the beginning to the end, no one liked me in my life. The rich woman was just greedy for my body, beautiful face, and low.

Wu Lang finally solved a mysterious case.

"Woooooo!"

"Big Brother, I am too difficult!"

Liu Ping was still howling, obviously unable to stop his emotional breakdown. Seeing that he was kicked away, he suddenly hugged Wu Lang's other thigh and screamed, "That friend of mine... that day, he clearly agreed , when the child is born, he will take the child's last name! Why do you have to..."

Xiongtai can ah.

But admiring him, Wu Lang pushed him away calmly, and clarified by the way while comforting him: "Hehe, I am really not the same kind as you, but I deeply sympathize with you."

And for such a sad person, Wu Lang did act like he was used to from the beginning to the end, the attitude of a cold-eyed bystander, not because he was ruthless, but because...

He really has seen a lot!

Not only on Huangquan Road, I saw a lot of poor people, but also saw a lot of dog licking.

What, you said there is no licking dog on Huangquan Road?

joke.

Among other things, Meng Po in the distance is now being licked by a bunch of wandering souls, kneeling down and begging for mercy, with snot and tears, she wants to be a cow and a horse, but she doesn't want to drink Meng Po soup.

In this sense, there is no shortage of hard-working people and dogs on Huangquan Road.

I remember that in the previous life, the first batch of high-end underworld players were high-level licking dogs. When they saw the Meng Po who helped them reincarnate, they kneeled and licked in all kinds of unscrupulous fancy ways, gave gifts, and flattered them, just to get a good job. Sensitivity, I feel that there is a hidden reincarnation task.

At that time, the wandering souls who came to Huangquan Road to reincarnate in line were stunned by the superb fancy skills of these queued players, and they were all surprised, how could they still lick like this?

Feeling shocked.

After watching the players, they realized that an excellent licking dog never starts from the birth of a doll, but starts before reincarnation.

I am still too young.

They are very envious, if they can be so shameless, why worry about failure in life?

I remember the period when players opened up wasteland, which was called by the Internet: the era of the landing of the big licking dog.

To put it simply, the situation at that time was a group of licking dogs who killed this mythical world and used their licking culture to stir up the story of an unprecedented mudslide.

And I said before, I have a friend who licks dogs, and it is true.

That was No.1 among the first test players.

Proving the way by licking, the NPC Ruan Fanliu became the only master of the imperial realm among the players.

It's just that I know him as player No.1, but others don't know me.

I remember the slogan of a top game tycoon:

"I'm not a lick dog, I'm a sea dog!"

"When I was at my peak, I could go back and forth seven scenes a day and lick thirteen scenes at the same time! It's not too much fun!"

So scary.

This master of time management has a brilliant life and is not weaker than others.

Previously, I, an ordinary player, could only look up from afar.

What's worth mentioning is that this "Sage Son of the Sky Hook" became famous. In that era, he suppressed the contemporary Tianjiao I, and made other native saint sons, even my son who has the qualifications of a great emperor, be suppressed. After he was so cruel that he doubted his life, he succeeded in proving the throne, and wrote the hit book "Sea Dog Raiders Diary", which recorded his own stories and experiences in detail, and deciphered his secret daily life in those years.

Three shifts a day, the plot is very exciting, tearful and thought-provoking.

I have also been his number one for a few days.

"Although, the plot at that time has basically passed for a long time, and it doesn't matter that this big guy published an autobiography, but the current situation is completely different."

"I've read the diary of this ancient emperor, and this is my biggest golden finger!"

Wu Lang thoughtfully, looked at Huangquan Road in front of him, lined up behind the Sansheng Stone, quietly looked at the wandering souls begging for mercy from Po Meng, and said with great emotion:

"Even, there is also the Unrivaled Immortal Scripture he developed, and the secret cultivation method in it is actually recorded in the diary."

That is a fairy scripture that can be called the emperor, and even be expected to become a fairy in the future!

This is the biggest capital for him to settle down in this different world.

What is this called?

This is called the Great Emperor's background!

Wu Lang had some confidence now!

The dog licking diary is in hand, and the inheritance of the emperor's Taoism is in hand.

"Very good. After crossing, I now have a figure with the background and inheritance of an ancient emperor, and no one has created it in this world. I can't name this unique knowledge of the emperor's realm?"

Chapter 3 Capital Demon Sect, I don’t want my waist cut

The exercises developed by the players can be practiced.

Because this game is very real, except for the data-based attribute layout, the players grow up like the natives, there is basically no difference, so I really learn all kinds of theories in it, just like mathematics and physics, it is very hardcore, and it can be developed naturally own skills.

"I remember this person's exercises, so I can naturally practice."

Wu Lang continued to ponder while looking at the next stop.

Wangxiangtai.

Granny Meng is feeding soup.

This is already the last stop on Huangquan Road. After drinking the soup, the true spirit and memory will be erased, turning into a blank soul and reincarnated.

The underworld here is very different from the underworld in Chinese mythology. There is no King of Hades to judge, and only Granny Meng manages the whole process.

"On the road to the Yellow Springs, you can best see the various states of beings. In this world, there are many unsatisfactory people who are mourning all kinds of sufferings in life. It is a pity that after seeing the Sansheng Stone, I will drink Mengpo soup and forget all the sufferings."

"I can't drink Mengpo soup, wait a minute, I have to find a way to get close to this person to win favor, this is my only chance."

"Fortunately, I have read the mission diary of Meng Po's attack."

"But it's a pity that although I remember the process of the strategy, I'm not very good at being a licking dog, and I talk relatively coldly, and flattery is not my strong point."

Soon, my mind turned sharply, recalling some information.

The Yellow Spring here is not the underworld in Chinese mythology, but the biggest evil sect of the Demon Sect.

Everyone crusades against Huangquan Shengzong, who specializes in human trafficking.

The leader of Huangquan wants to strip away the billions of lives of the common people and create a fairy weapon-Six Paths of Reincarnation.

Send the disciples under his command, Huangquan ghost messengers, down the mountain to catch the ghosts of the people after death, extradite them to Huangquanzong, walk through the Naihe bridge, and then drink Mengpo soup, strip their fate, and turn them back to "white board souls", and then Throw it back to the world to reincarnate.

To put it simply, use evil spirits to go down the mountain to steal people, peel off billions of fates, melt them into artifacts of fate, grasp the luck and fate of the common people, and hope to form a real reincarnation hell!

But such a demonic act that violated common sense and morality naturally attracted all forces to encircle and suppress the gate of Huangquanzong, and the cycle of reincarnation cracked.

The current Netherworld Sect is in ruins.

And remember the main plot of the whole game, that is, the player joins the Netherworld Sect, becomes a Netherworld ghost messenger, rebuilds the Netherworld Sect, and continues to collect the lives of the common people in the world to complete this half of the six reincarnations, perfect it into a real underworld, and prove great merit.

It's just that there are very few sand sculpture players, it's right to follow the main line seriously.

After all, the process of stealing one's life is nicknamed by the players, abducting people back, queuing up to drink soup, and taking the opportunity to cut their waists when they get dizzy!