"Hey hey!?"
Seeing that everyone turned their attention to the giant konjac they were carrying, the two younger brothers immediately looked at Du Wei in bewilderment and asked for help with their eyes.
Ganqing Xuemei mistakenly thought that these two potted plants were gifts he wanted to give to Peke! ?
Just as Du Wei was thinking about how to explain, Peke had already walked in front of the two younger brothers.
"Is this a gift for me?"
Facing Peke, a daughter with a strong aura, little brother A couldn't help but take a few steps back, but he didn't notice that he stepped on the foot of little brother B behind him, so he fell backward and hit him with an unsteady center of gravity , The two fell together like this.
Surprisingly, the originally well-sealed covers of the two giant pots of konjac broke a hole in the collision, and an indescribable stench began to permeate.
Seeing the screams of panic from the young ladies around him, Du Wei could only sigh.
This is a mess.
Although at the beginning, he did have the idea of coming to the performance department to smash the scene.
After all, he really couldn't accept the plan he had prepared for a long time, and was actually destroyed by the inferior beauty trick of the performance department.
However, seeing that Miss Nawei and Peke were there, he gave up the idea of messing things up.
"Du Wei."
After all, one is a younger sister born in the wrong birth, and the other is a squat at home who has finally stepped out of her comfort zone. No matter what, she can't do anything to her own family.
However, people are not as good as God, and at the dawn of day, they will fall down and break the cover of the giant konjac on their hands.
"Du Wei."
Du Wei will never forget the terrified expressions of those daughters who were in purgatory on earth.
It is estimated that as long as they smell the stench in the future, they will immediately think of the horror of being stunned by the stench today.
"Du Wei! What are you in a daze for!"
A roar from ahead suddenly woke him and me up.
"Who am I? Where is this? What am I doing?" Du Wei looked around in confusion.
"You are Duwei Farwin, a well-known troublemaker in the family, and I am your cousin, the president of the student union of the college. This is the student union office. We are now discussing how to punish you."
The person in front of him who claimed to be his cousin could clearly see the veins on his head beating.
Du Wei covered his eyes with his hands and replied.
"Fake! You must be fake! How could such a humble and kind person like me be punished? You must have been created by the karma in my previous life! Fake! It's all fake! My cousin is very tolerant Excellent youth."
Roland said after taking a deep breath.
"Miss Tia, please let this kid know what reality is."
Xiao Jin is here?I didn't see anyone, so I lied to him, hehe, Du Wei wasn't scared too much.
Just as Du Wei thought so, a soft hand rested on his shoulder from behind.
"...Uh, Xiao Jin? Is that you?" Du Wei didn't dare to turn around to confirm!
The owner of the hand did not reply, but slowly stroked his hand from his shoulder all the way to his face.
According to the feeling of touching, Du Wei can be sure that it is a small and exquisite palm.
"Xiao, Xiaojin, we are a fiancée, an intimate relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend! You can't follow the instructions of this wild man! This is blatant betrayal!"
Roland twitched the corner of his mouth and said.
"You're talking nonsense again."
At this time, the girl's emotionless voice came from behind him.
"Did you know that the recital booth is located near the library?"
"Uh, is that so? I didn't notice, hahaha..." Du Wei replied with a dry smile.
"You know that disgusting smell that still wafts through the library?"
"Hahaha, I, I will send someone to make incense."
"Then do you know what will happen if you interrupt my reading?" The girl's voice became colder and colder.
Du Wei replied seriously with a straight expression.
"Xiaojin, I love you so much, I put you first in everything, and now I just made a small mistake, can you bear to hurt me so much?"
"..."
"Let me tell you, we shouldn't hurt each other at this time, but we should work together to defeat the enemy in front of us!" Seeing that Xiao Jin was silent, Du Wei hurriedly pushed Xiao Jin while the iron was hot.
Roland squinted his eyes and replied.
"Where do you get the confidence to think that you can beat me?"
Du Wei raised his non-existent air glasses and sneered.
"Hehe, I am now a man who has obtained Yufeng Swordsmanship. My strength has long been different from before, not to mention two-on-one! Have you ever heard a saying that a man and a woman can work together without getting tired?"
"...No, I don't want to understand either."
"Stop talking nonsense with you! Xiao Jin, you go first! I will sweep the formation for you from the rear!"
After Du Wei finished speaking, he thought of retreating, but the strange force from that little hand pushed him back to the chair again.
"Xiao, Xiaojin?"
"Do you think I'm so easy to fool?"
Just when Du Wei was thinking about getting a golden cicada out of its shell, his vision was suddenly covered by a blue glow.
Five minutes later, a petite girl slammed the door with an angry face.
"...To be honest, I wanted to save you just now, but I didn't expect that you actually saved me."
After looking at the dark skin in the mirror, Du Wei couldn't help but close the afro on his head.
"Hmph, I haven't been electrocuted by Xiao Jin in vain all these years. In terms of anti-electric properties alone, I have the confidence to be comparable to legendary powerhouses."
Roland said with a sigh.
"Although I don't know what the anti-electric property is, I dare say that your face is indeed legendary."
"Don't be poor with you, what about the rest of the student union?"
After the gang brought him back, they all left.
Roland gave him a blank look.
"It's all helping you clean up the mess."
"I see, my popularity is really good!"
"...When Olivia and the others come back, we will know whether you are popular or not."
Du Wei sighed.
"Unfortunately, I am very busy as the vice president, so I can't stay here and wait for them to come back."
"If you want to slip, just say it directly, you don't need to find high-sounding reasons over there."
"You said it! Then I'm leaving! The recruiting activities of the club have ended, and the school is almost over. I should go back and see how many hundred more members there are in the gardening club this year."
After speaking, Du Wei strode away from the student union office, the target gardening club.
225 Carnivorous Rabbit
"I'm back! It's still comfortable in my own place."
But Ge Lisha was the only one at the scene, and the others probably went back from school.
When Ge Lisha saw Du Wei appearing, she was taken aback for a moment before she cared.
"Master Du, Du Wei, are you okay? Why did your face turn black?"
"It's okay, it's nothing, it's my little fiancée's unique expression of love."
"Uh, what about the student union?"
"It's all right, it's just Roland chanting a few words, don't worry, who else in the school would dare to touch me, Du Wei."
Greta breathed a sigh of relief.
"That way I'm relieved."
"Don't mention this for now, how is the recruitment of new things going?"
"This, this..." However, Ge Lisha hesitated and looked embarrassed.
"What? Could it be that no one came after that!?"
Greta shook her head.
"No... In fact, Master Du Wei's small gift is indeed very effective. The small mask gifts we prepared have been taken away, and there are not even spare ones left."
Du Wei raised his hands excitedly.
"Oh oh oh! There are so many people who come to pick it up, this almost includes the total number of new students this year! So how many new members are there this year?"
"This, this one..."
"A hundred people!?"
"One, not one." After finishing speaking, Ge Lisha turned her face away from him.
"...Huh!? What did you just say? Not a single one!?"
"Yes, it is."
"How is this possible!? There isn't even a single child who fills out an application form!? They're all prostitutes?"
"It is true that quite a few school girls took away the application form for joining the company, but not half of them signed it on the spot."
Du Wei shouted in disbelief.
"How is this possible! The benefits of the club are so good, yet no one joins!?"
Ge Lisha replied weakly, "This... I think it must have something to do with Lord Du Wei."
"It has something to do with me? I understand! They should all be subdued by my charm, but this should make them join the club, right?"
"It's less stinky."
This sentence did not come out of Grisha's mouth, but...
"Olivia!"
That's right, the person who came was the head of the discipline committee of the student union, and she wasn't the only one.
"Chief!"
"Cousin Du Wei."
"Good afternoon, Master Du Wei."
Xiaobai, the little princess of the empire, and even Olivia's foster brother Feidu also came.
Du Wei caught the little girl with rabbit ears who was rushing towards him and rubbed her head, which made the girl giggle.
"You guys are here to play, Gretha, please go make some tea and prepare some snacks to entertain the children."
"Okay, I'll go right away." Gretha obediently acted as the receptionist.
"I'm exhausted."
Olivier buried herself in the sofa of the gardening club. It was rare for her to show such slack in the shrewd and capable impression.
"It seems that the first-year freshmen are very lively this time. Thank you for your hard work."
Oliveira took off her shoes and threw them at him, but was caught by the responsive Du Wei.
"Why are you throwing your shoes?"
Olivia glared.
"I'm so tired all because of you idiot! It took me a whole afternoon just to clean up your mess, and what's the matter with those smells! Just forget about the smell, if you accidentally stick to your body, you can't even wash it off It took me a long time to get rid of the smell on my body."
"Ahahaha, thank you for your hard work, little brother, I will help you put on your shoes."
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